Bosma Aegis Smart Door Lock with WiFi Gateway
Our Take
- Finally, you can unlock your door with your phone
- Works on your current deadbolt so you don’t have to replace the whole lock
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
We now take you to the grand finale of our April Fools’ Day murder mystery Meh-rathon, currently in progress…
“Oh, you’ve made a big mistake, Sadie Dufresne!” cries Adam Seanison as the officers drag him away. “If ever you launch a line of crime fighting products, and if ever those products end up on a deal site, I will find a way to write the copy for it! And I will make it cutting! And sarcastic! And I will acknowledge the negative reviews! And I will comment on the mild tragedy that late capitalism would force someone so talented as yourself to stoop to such a level! And I will–”
His tirade fades as the officers muscle him out the door towards a waiting police cruiser.
To the rest of those assembled, Sadie Dufresne says, “You are free to leave. This case is closed.”
The end!
Or… is it?
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
