Allstar Paincakes 23-Piece Mega Set
- They’ll stick where you put them
- There’s an absolute ton
- Why it works for Valentine’s Day: love is pain(cakes)
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon
Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.
Younger readers won’t know this, but once upon a time if two people got married and their combined names became something stupid, you could get a shoutout on the Tonight Show (which in the late 90s was like getting quote-tweeted by the Queen of England).
Anyway, if the Hardy-Harr wedding was a strong enough pun to be the foundation of a marriage, surely “Paincakes” can launch an ice pack brand.
