6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares

  • Super handy battery-powered flares
  • No need to keep a bunch of sketchy fire tubes in your trunk
  • How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? Maybe just decorate the tree with these next year.
  • Looking for Irk-in-an-IRK? It’s over here!
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Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)

The Deal: Road flares, kind of

The Potential Ingratitude: Ok this is not even remotely a stocking stuffer

The Retort: Sorry for caring about your road safety, jeeze.

So far today...

  • 273803 of you visited.
  • 26% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 296 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 144 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1899 total.
  • (including shipping)

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