6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 5:00pm ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 5:00pm ET:
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Product: 6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares
Model: 16314
Condition: New
- Flameless LED road flare with 15 LEDs and 9 safety modes is great for a road side vehicle emergency kit
- Powerful magnet sticks to your car so you can warn people without exiting the vehicle
- Just press the button for one of 9 different light patterns
- Choose from single flash, dual flash, triple flash, rotating, alternate blinks, universal SOS signal, solid on high, solid on low
- Stay cool to the touch and can last a lifetime without burning out
- Built tough with shatterproof ABS lenses and rubber bumpers that take a beating
- Handy hook that you can use to hang or use it as a kickstand
- Delivers 360° of bright light visible from almost a mile away to ensure visibility while awaiting roadside assistance
- For maximum visibility and safety, place six or more along the front, side and rear of your vehicle
- Perfect portable solution if you ever are stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire or engine problems
- Hand held size fits into your glove compartment or middle console
- Each LED flare requires 3 AAA batteries (not included)
- Magnetic, weatherproof and have a shatterproof ABS lens
- Hook attachment
What’s Included?
- 6x LED Emergency Road Flares As Seen on TV
Price Comparison

$50 (for similar) at Amazon

Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Dec 11 - Tuesday, Dec 12
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Mootkins said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 5:13pm ET:

Ok, these might be pretty cool for the next dorm party.
I’m in.

/giphy generous-reunited-cranberry

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k4evryng said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 5:44pm ET:

Picked up 2 sets to distribute between my kids and a few nieces/nephews that are newer drivers.

I figure they can be split up into sets of 2 each, and that should be enough to stick on the side of a car to be seen.

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- @k4evryng I bought one set for stocking stuffers. One of those things you hope the kids never need but good to have.
  
  accelerator said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 5:49pm ET
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- @accelerator absolutely! It never hurts to be as visible as possible…
  
  k4evryng said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 6:17pm ET
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Jonas4321 said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 10:17pm ET:

You’re going to need 18 batteries, and given that you’ll have these in your car for a long time before you’ll need them (on average), the only smart choice would be AAA Lithium, so add $44 to this kit (Energizer 18-pack AAA Lithium on Amazon).

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PooltoyWolf said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 11:20pm ET:

Does anyone know why they called these things ‘Lizard Flares’, anyway? Only thing I can think of is because they can both stick to walls? Sort of?

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- @PooltoyWolf because Teething Ring Flares didn’t work with the focus groups
  
  ybmuG said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 11:41pm ET
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- @ybmuG Point taken! LOL
  
  PooltoyWolf said Mon, Dec 4th 2023 at 11:59pm ET
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6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares

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What’s Included?

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