30-Pack: Everydaze Essential C's Konjac Jelly
Our Take
- Something you drink and it fills you up so you don’t eat a bunch of bullshit instead
- Like a diet drink, basically
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
“Thank you all for gathering here so I can share an update on the case,” IRK Sadie Dufresne says to the assembled crowd. They’ve convened in the ballroom, this being the only place spacious enough to hold all of them.
“This better be good,” mutters Westin DuPlane, the McAllen estate’s backup leap day butler, “if I’m stuck here at work on my day off.”
“They’re all days off for you,” says Carl Loaf, the McAllen estate’s lead leap day butler. “Some of us have to work, you know?”
The other butlers roll their eyes at them.
“Please,” Sadie calls. “I’ll need silence if I’m going to get through all this.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
