Perfect Timing

Transcript, Meh Slack, DMs between Sean & Troy

SEAN: Hey, just wanted to say, great timing on these Sour Patch Bunnies!

TROY: Lol, yeah, right on time.

SEAN: Exactly! Because it’s the beginning of gardening season!

TROY: Um… yes?

SEAN: It’s spring!

SEAN: Summer is fast approaching!

SEAN: So people are out, they’re doing their yard work, and they’re getting their seeds in the ground!

SEAN: Some buds are already breaking through the ground!

SEAN: It’s a time of color, of vibrancy, of life!

SEAN: But a dark force looms…

SEAN: Perhaps it is not as much of a scourge as squirrels are to the feeders or the raccoons are to the trash.

SEAN: But at the same time, this perhaps makes it stronger, more powerful. That it looks unassuming only gives it more power.

SEAN: Although ‘unassuming’ is not the word. Because it is not as ubiquitous as the common sparrow. It is adorable. It is…

SEAN: BUNNY!

SEAN: Even when you see it nibbling, you think… awww!

SEAN: Until you wonder what’s that in its mouth?

SEAN: And you realize, to your horror, it’s the bounty of your garden! Those plants and flowers and vegetables into which you poured your blood, sweat, and tears!

TROY: Wait, why are you bleeding and crying while gardening?

SEAN: Do you want the real answer to that?

TROY: Nope. Carry on.

SEAN: And so, it’s almost as if the bunny, that sweet-looking, pointy-eared cutie that has been featured in countless stories for children, has…

SEAN: SOURED THE PATCH!

SEAN: So again, great timing! Seriously, I’m used to us getting everything a month late, but you nailed it on this one!

SEAN: Unless maybe my read is off?

TROY: No, dude, you’re dead on.

TROY: You should make the write-up about this.

TROY: You’ll look really smart.