Supports your dog’s digestive, bowel, and immune health with a blend of pumpkin, papaya, digestive enzymes, and probiotics
Features clinically studied DE111 Bacillus subtilis probiotic to promote healthy digestion and immune system function
Includes a six-strain probiotic blend to help maintain healthy gut flora and support against occasional gas, bloating, and diarrhea
Helps promote a balanced digestive system by supporting healthy gut microflora and easing occasional digestive discomfort
Formulated with DE111 and five additional probiotic strains to provide tasty daily immune and digestive support for dogs of all sizes
Flavor
Pumpkin
Best By Date
10/31/26
Size
30 Chews (Per Bag)
Allergy & Immune Bites
Helps support your dog’s immune system with delicious peanut butter-flavored Zesty Paws Immune Chews
Enhanced with EpiCor, a clinically studied ingredient containing vitamins, protein, fiber, and antioxidants to help strengthen your dog’s natural immune defenses
Formulated with colostrum, apple cider vinegar, and organic licorice root to help support immune health, healthy digestion, and seasonal allergy relief
Flavor
Peanut Butter
Best By Date
10/31/26
Size
60 Chews (Per Bag)
Calming Bites
Helps promote a sense of calm and relaxation with delicious turkey-flavored Zesty Paws Calming Chews
Supports calm behavior during stressful situations like thunderstorms, travel, fireworks, or separation
Formulated with clinically studied Suntheanine L-Theanine to help temporarily encourage relaxation without causing drowsiness
Features a tasty turkey flavor that makes daily calming support easy and enjoyable for dogs
Flavor
Turkey
Best By Date
10/31/26
Size
60 Chews (Per Bag)
Calming Bites with Melatonin
Zesty Paws Advanced Calming Bites are turkey-flavored chewable supplements made with natural and organic ingredients to help dogs feel calm, comfortable, and supported during anxious moments
Each calming chew contains 30 mg of Suntheanine, a pure, GRAS-designated form of L-Theanine that promotes relaxation by supporting healthy brain waves without causing drowsiness
Formulated with Melatonin to help dogs stay composed and relaxed during thunderstorms, fireworks, car rides, park visits, or separation
Thiamine and Organic Chamomile work together as gentle relaxers to help reduce jumping, biting, and excessive barking in hyperactive dogs
This supplement encourages natural calming support for common stress triggers such as loud noises, travel, and separation anxiety
A blend of Organic Ginger Root, L-Tryptophan, Organic Passion Flower, and Valerian Root helps minimize outbursts while reducing restlessness, scratching, paw licking, and chewing
Flavor
Turkey
Best By Date
9/30/26
Size
60 Chews (Per Bag)
What’s Included?
360x Zesty Paws Probiotic Bites OR
360x Zesty Paws Allergy & Immune Bites OR
360x Zesty Paws Calming Bites OR
360x Zesty Paws Calming Bites with Melatonin OR
Variety Pack:
I ordered the variety pack. Anyone here with informed opinions on giving the suggested doses from more than one of the varieties to my adult dog on the same day? (I know my pet would be all for it!)
I still have two bags of the calming treats plus in stock, but at $24 this is a major deal (these go for $20 a bag at Target). Happy to get the probiotic treats for my Pomeranian who needs help to keep everything a little more solid. The dachshund gets two calming treats at bed time. He’s not anxious, just “high energy”.
Just for fun, I asked Gemini about the picture, to see if it could figure out what was photoshopped in, and whether Meh had done it. AI isn’t quite ready to take over the world yet. First it told me that the paintings was the original Card Sharps by Caravaggio. When I asked it it was sure, it agreed that it had been photoshopped. Then when I asked who had done it and why, it came back with this absurdly wrong answer:
The digital alteration was created by the creative marketing agency Agency Squid for the pet supplement brand Zesty Paws. [1]
The Agency and Creative Team
The image is part of a larger commercial advertising campaign titled “Flipped Tails,” which launched globally. It was designed by the Minneapolis-based agency Agency Squid under the creative direction of leadership like Miles Marmo. [1]
Why the Alterations Were Made
The agency replaced the cheating cards with Zesty Paws Probiotic Bites for two strategic reasons: [2]
Disrupting Industry Tropes: Most pet wellness advertising leans heavily on clinical jargon or fear-based messaging (e.g., warning owners about sick pets). The agency wanted to subvert this by creating something inherently joyful and visually unexpected. [1, 2]
A Play on “Deception” and “Treats”: The original Caravaggio painting is all about a visual trick—hiding something valuable out of sight from the naive target. Inserting the pet supplements turns the narrative into a clever, humorous metaphor: a “cheat” hiding highly-coveted dog treats from his best friend. [3]
The campaign proved highly successful, achieving significant brand recall by leaning on art history parody rather than standard corporate imagery. [4]
And here’s the link to the story it relied on for it’s response
It might be coincidence, but I have been feeding my two pugs these Immune bites as treats and I’ve noticed my smaller pug has had fewer rash issues. Again, this could be coincidence because I was trying other things at the same time, but it’s sort of rare that my pugs even like treats consistently and they seem to enjoy these after I brush their teeth.
This junk is going to rot in the meh mobile before I get it. So far it’s missed all five possible deliverday dates. That’s last Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. (Monday is today for all of those of you playing and keeping score at home). How many more meh dehs do you need to pull off the miraculous feet of driving 107 meh miles?
For quality controls sake: one box I received had 6 packets of 30 and the other box had 5 packets of 30, so was short one packet of thirty. I thus was short at 330 total instead of 360. Just to let someone be aware. I’ll try to hope quality of product will make up for being shorted.
Specs
Product: 360-Pack: Zesty Paws Probiotic, Allergy, and/or Calming Bites
Model: 02-FG4-31327, 02-F4W-50460, 02-F4W-58860, 810030593478
Condition: New
Probiotic Bites
Allergy & Immune Bites
Calming Bites
Calming Bites with Melatonin
What’s Included?
OR
OR
OR
OR
Variety Pack:
Price Comparison
$116.04-$139.88 at Amazon & Chewy
Calming Bites | Allergy & Immune Bites | Probiotic Bites
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 3 - Thursday, Aug 6
This is perfect for my zesty dog.
oh it’s for dogs
@violue hey now Cats … don’t do drugs!
you’re an all-star
If I had been “clinically studied”, should I mention that when describing myself?
Man, That’s A LOT OF BITES for a fairly short period of best buy dates.
@Mandamm If it helps, feral dogs eat literal garbage. Something a little after its expiration date shouldn’t phase them.
guess what these make?
@alacrity Terrible margaritas!
@alacrity @werehatrack But go with Shirley Temples with these for your pups.
@alacrity
Piles of dog shit…
I ordered the variety pack. Anyone here with informed opinions on giving the suggested doses from more than one of the varieties to my adult dog on the same day? (I know my pet would be all for it!)
@phendrick Yes, you can give them all three treats, they don’t overlap.
Are these for dogs?
@donog150 It really depends on your taste
I still have two bags of the calming treats plus in stock, but at $24 this is a major deal (these go for $20 a bag at Target). Happy to get the probiotic treats for my Pomeranian who needs help to keep everything a little more solid. The dachshund gets two calming treats at bed time. He’s not anxious, just “high energy”.
Just for fun, I asked Gemini about the picture, to see if it could figure out what was photoshopped in, and whether Meh had done it. AI isn’t quite ready to take over the world yet. First it told me that the paintings was the original Card Sharps by Caravaggio. When I asked it it was sure, it agreed that it had been photoshopped. Then when I asked who had done it and why, it came back with this absurdly wrong answer:
The digital alteration was created by the creative marketing agency Agency Squid for the pet supplement brand Zesty Paws. [1]
The Agency and Creative Team
The image is part of a larger commercial advertising campaign titled “Flipped Tails,” which launched globally. It was designed by the Minneapolis-based agency Agency Squid under the creative direction of leadership like Miles Marmo. [1]
Why the Alterations Were Made
The agency replaced the cheating cards with Zesty Paws Probiotic Bites for two strategic reasons: [2]
The campaign proved highly successful, achieving significant brand recall by leaning on art history parody rather than standard corporate imagery. [4]
And here’s the link to the story it relied on for it’s response
https://www.agencysquid.com/portfolio/zesty-paws/
Come and take it, AI!! Not today, AI. Not today.
@spavlis I must say Agency Squid is a great name.
I would like an order of calamari please.
@charliedoggo
Tell your mistress they have PB treats!!
/buy --Pack “Variety Pack”
@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: juvenile-mummified-grasshopper
/showme juvenile mummified grasshopper
@mediocrebot Here’s the image you requested for “juvenile mummified grasshopper”
REALLY loved the calming bites - 5 of them for 65# Max and he was a mellow fellow.

It might be coincidence, but I have been feeding my two pugs these Immune bites as treats and I’ve noticed my smaller pug has had fewer rash issues. Again, this could be coincidence because I was trying other things at the same time, but it’s sort of rare that my pugs even like treats consistently and they seem to enjoy these after I brush their teeth.
I am already in for an another set.
This junk is going to rot in the meh mobile before I get it. So far it’s missed all five possible deliverday dates. That’s last Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. (Monday is today for all of those of you playing and keeping score at home). How many more meh dehs do you need to pull off the miraculous feet of driving 107 meh miles?
For quality controls sake: one box I received had 6 packets of 30 and the other box had 5 packets of 30, so was short one packet of thirty. I thus was short at 330 total instead of 360. Just to let someone be aware. I’ll try to hope quality of product will make up for being shorted.