Back to school goat (August 2026 goat nomination)
0It’s still summer, the weather is still up there, and for some folks, a new school year will be starting soon. July is also coming to a close with means @Aetherwizard’s month of goatdom is almost over – and a new month is upon us.
So nominate away!
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What? I thought August was still a week away
Haven’t we generally been waiting till the stroke of midnight (so to speak) for these recruitments?
@phendrick I was a few days late starting the thread last month, so I started this a few days early to make up for it.
That’s how it works, right?
@narfcake @phendrick

You hardly heard from @Aetherwizard. So I want to blame him for all the flooding, Wild fires in the US/ Canda & of the Heat
If there is no nomination before midnight tomorrow, I guess we’re done with this. Since threads get buried so easily, the end of making this one of the pinned items has further eroded the tradition.
I would nominate my cat, Freya, except she likely would not acknowledge any Blame in any event, being a cat. (She apparently adopted the username @Freyacat back on January 1. I was probably asleep at the keyboard when it happened. She’s good at causing that.)
@werehatrack You. Sit down and provide a proper Lap.
Bump (This is not a nomination)
@werehatrack There actually is a mehmber named @bump, but they are an unknowable enigma.
@Bump @heartny @werehatrack One of the vets at the animal clinic I took my pets to before I moved was a Dr. Bump. Ironically, I never saw her again after she took leave and then retired from there after becoming pregnant.
I’ll start (and end??) the nominations by selecting @ShotgunX for the August “Back to Skool” goat!! He’s been dodging bullets for over 10 years now so it’s about time he gets hit (metaphorically speaking) and takes one for the team!!
@MrGoodGuy Vote fast! Vote now (for values of July 31 prior to midnight EDT)! Vote for the goat for August! There is a genuine nominee, and while there is a positive tally, it couldn’t hurt to have more! (And if @ShotgunX wants to propose a different candidate, that’s allowed, too!)
It is now July 32nd. Voting is technically closed, and there is a presumption that the results have been Officially Tabulated. August will begin when the new Goat is officially installed.
/showme a goat bumping a thread
@Kidsandliz Here’s the image you requested for “a goat bumping a thread”
[bat]
@FreyaCat [looks around to see if there’s a place where this could be pushed off an edge for a gravity test, settles for batting it up to the top again instead.]
My condolences, looks like we have a “winner”.
Wait who “won” I need to blame someone for trance
I was just trying to get the hand not having to much of the house but the fact she’s just in the background looking at the ground… Yes you were bad. Bad kitty
@unksol The winner has been installed. And the first ceremonial Blame has been laid, but there’s room for more.
@unksol
Here’s the link
@unksol Looks like Trance meant business. I only get light nips that don’t leave marks. What was going on that Trance decided to remind you who was boss?
@Kidsandliz she didn’t actually do that much damage/she has never nipped before. I must have bothered her just the right way.