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2-Pack: Inflatable 65 x 50" Avocado Pool Floats with Ball
- Nothing like an avocado dipped in water, amirite?
- Does NOT get brown after a few days
- Don’t forget the IRK !
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Happy Birthdays To Us
How To Throw An Inflatable 65 x 50" Avocado Pool Float Themed Birthday Party
- Be a millennial.
- Buy a bunch of these avocado floats and host a pool party.
- Never afford to buy a house because of it.