VMP Sneak Peek: Slash Commands (Part 7)

@FruityFraug I think arbitrary expressions are the next logical step:

/captionbot (/image (/woot bacon)))

@awk @shawn

@FruityFraug
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s Leonard Nimoy holding a sign
and he seems .

@connorbush Must be one of those Amazon invisible ties. Maybe it came from woot!

@narfcake

Finally! A T-shirt which I like which is also in a color which I can tolerate.

@captionbot why would they be on a surfboard in a skate park? You cra

@Ignorant how is that a person on a surf board cray - cray

@awk… WOW.
(Totally disturbing regardless )

@awk Its a microsoft bot so you gotta use c:\ or some non-unix thing

/captionbot

I think it’s a pair of shoes
and he/she seems .

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a couple of giraffe standing next to an open field.

/giphy facepalm

@awk or meh.be it’s not a teddy bear, butt a pile of

/giphy poop shit turd

@Ignorant

Finally! The truth is out there.

@captionbot she sure does

@narfcake

You’re enjoying this. I can tell.

@narfcake Interestingly, I tried some other images that were a graphic and white text centered in a black background and it said they were all cell phones…

@FruityFraug It’s late and I should be sleeping. But I’m not, so here I am.

@narfcake toats ma-goats

 ____________
( cell phone )
 ------------
     o
      o  (__)  
         (\/)  
  /-------\/    
 / | 666 ||    
*  ||----||      
   ~~    ~~      

@DMlivezey
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a pair of skis.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/totes-mcgoats

@DMlivezey
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a cell phone.

@narfcake i received that t-shirt when ordering like 10 random woot t-shirts, another that i have not been able to give away is a 50’s era women winking and saying ‘i don’t do guys’ - weird

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a close up of a tooth brush.

some bleeding gums there

@awk yea, i can totally see the skis

@FruityFraug I think @matthew is too busy singing and playing with puppets.

@Ignorant

Hmmm… One day/week trying to come up with humerous descriptions of what was probably listed for job applications for various Mediocre staff.

This could be interesting.

@FruityFraug wat?

@katylava

Hmmm?

@xarous
I am not really confident, but I agree.

/captionbot

I think it’s a bowl of oranges on a table.

@medz Cheater! I see the extra box around the robot image Clearly you typed that in yourself.

@cengland0 Got me.
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a man wearing a hat
and he seems .

@cengland0 pixels

@chacham /me is afraid

/woot RYDIS

Moneual RYDIS H68 Pro Robo Vac/Mop for $169.99
http://sellout.woot.com/offers/moneual-rydis-h68-pro-robo-vac-mop-9

@chacham
/captionbot

I think it’s a couple of giraffe standing on top of a field.

@chacham
/captionbot

I think it’s a group of giraffe standing next to a wine glass.

@chacham Ok, not too bad…

But have to try a couple more:

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s two giraffes in a fenced in area.

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a little boy sitting on a table.

@chacham

 ________________________
< captionbot, i hate you >
 ------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

@FruityFraug I for one have been enjoying its irrelevancy.

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a close up of a tooth brush.
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/party-animal

Why are people using an image of the robot and not the actual emoji?

@Ignorant Some of us don’t like emoji. Plus, it’s much easier for me to drop an image into my host than try to search through the thousands of emoji to see if maybe they have one I want.

@hallmike It’s just :robot:, no searching necessary!

@brhfl Yeah, now that you know there is one for a robot it’s easy, but you had to search the first time to know it existed. I have a process that works easiest for me so I will continue to use it.

Plus, I’m not vmp so some of these features don’t work for me. I don’t know what has and hasn’t been released to us unwashed masses so I just do it the old-fashioned way.

@Ignorant What’s an ennojl?

@medz
/image ennojl

Not sure

@Kevin -Great it can recognize Jeff Bezos & Justin Bieber but not Adolf Hitler

@don Could be due to the fiasco they caused from their Twitter AI.

and skis? what would it do with a picture of giraffes on skis?

/captionbot

@Ignorant my VMP non payment finally caught up to me.

/captionbot

ummm a giraffe water skiing, duh.

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a giraffe standing next to a body of water.

/captionbot

I think it’s a bird flying over a body of water.

@katylava
I think it’s a disaster waiting to happen.
/image disaster waitig to happen

@conandlibrarian close captionbot!

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s Meg Ryan wearing a suit and tie
and he seems .

@ChadP Let’s see if it handles this non-catshirtswoot better:
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a toy truck.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/very-hungry

@hollboll

Interesting looking toilet.

for reference:

@hollboll - I am not really confident what it is either

hey, captionbot got one right.

@Ignorant boo for faking

@ChadP

Just noticed what @Ignorant did. Regardless, it’s still pretty funny.

@Ignorant yeah boo!

@DrunkCat
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a steam engine train
and he seems .

@DrunkCat consistantly at least

@Ignorant

The text to get that emoji is different than the one from the bot.

@FruityFraug ?

@kphilippe Sure, if by “dog” you mean shark, and by “wave” you mean seal.

@capguncowboy yeah AI is gonna need to improve a lot before I trust it. Or else I may lose an appendage bending down to pet a fluffy puppy.

@kc5rbq I’m not really confident, but I think it’s a poor attempt at getting it done.

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a close up of a cat looking at a bird.

/captionbot

I think it’s a cat is laying on the ground.

/image notbad.jpg

@awk
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a close up of two giraffes near a tree
and he/she seems .

@brhfl
/captionbot

I think it’s a man in a suit and tie
and he seems .

/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s Nicolas Cage on a surfboard in the dark
and he seems .

@metageist
/captionbot

I am not really confident, but I think it’s a squirrel is eating hay.