Mehstery Package

@therealjrn was there ever a reveal for that?

@RiotDemon Mehbe…but I’ll save you the trouble, it was my Christmas reindeer gift to @goudaman40.

@goudaman40 @therealjrn no idea what that means.

@RiotDemon It was a Woot Green Grotto secret Santa gift exchange. Which wasn’t much of a secret after @trienoir got all C.S.I. on Mediocre Corp trying to track down where and why there was a package going to their home. She’s a tenacious one, that one.
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@therealjrn this just brings up more questions.

@RiotDemon Well, you had to be there…Mehrry Christmas! Happeh New Years!

@RiotDemon @therealjrn you never commented on your can holder fanny pack!!!

@RiotDemon @trlenoir Ha ha! No, I didn’t.

@Barney The don’t like me either.

@sammydog01 Of course they don’t like you. We’re twinsies.

@Barney I’m right there with you, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten the VMP surprises or anything

@Barney me either oh meh

@AttyVette @Barney me either… since we’re commiserating

@amehzinggrace @AttyVette @RdiPr @sammydog01

@Barney They don’t like me either. No postcard. So much for being VMP. Maybe they only sent them to people caught up in the toothbrush debacle?

@amehzinggrace @AttyVette @Barney @RdiPr @sammydog01 I got a Christmas card from MorningSave this year.

@AttyVette @Barney @RdiPr @sammydog01 @therealjrn awwww…thats sweet…i’m so glad holidays are over…back to work ppl…nothing to see here…

@Mehrocco_Mole the VMP shirt and the Very Mediocre Socks are all I’ve seen.

@Mehrocco_Mole @submariner you mean there has been more?

@arbdef @Mehrocco_Mole Two that I’ve personally received.

@arbdef @Mehrocco_Mole @submariner The Casemates kickstarter shirts came from Mediocre too.

@Mehrocco_Mole Hmm I didn’t get the t-shirt, just the socks.

@Kidsandliz @Mehrocco_Mole no shirt either. Jerks

@arbdef @Kidsandliz @Mehrocco_Mole @submariner @sammydog01

There have been two VMP freebies: the Mediocre socks (Dec. 2015) and the snap cables, with the ever so attractive cardboard phone holder (Dec. 2014).

Mediocre sold to VMP’s (at very attractive prices):

A Mediocre Shirt (original Flask Shirt, Nov, 2014) $5
Stealth VMP Shirt (Dec. 2015) $1. No one ever talks about this shirt, but it’s one of my favorites.

Mediocre has also sold “meh” T-shirts (various colors) and a “meh” apron.
And they sold the Casemates Kickstarter T-shirts. (Kickstarter backers only.)

I’ve enjoyed all of their offerings.

@arbdef @Barney @Kidsandliz @Mehrocco_Mole @sammydog01 Thanks, i forgot the stealth VMP shirt was a buck I joined meh in July 2014, but didn’t get the snap cables for some reason or another…

@submariner You didn’t miss too much with the snap cables. As advertised, they snapped. Yep, they broke pretty easily.

@Barney Oh, those… I do remember them now, I did get it! they were relegated to the bottom of my laptop bag for “If I get Desperate” situations… never used em

@Barney @submariner I still have my snap cables and use them whenever someone forget their chargers. They are awesome!

@arbdef @Barney @Mehrocco_Mole @sammydog01 @submariner Oh yeah forgot about the cords and cardboard phone holder. I think I gave mine away in a long ago merichan exchange to someone who had said they wanted one.

@mikibell Mine broke.

@Barney that is sad… they are coveted in my office… once people see how small the charger is, and how well it works, they want one for THEIR keychain!!

@mikibell Hmm… You must work in a weird place.

@lichme You’ll let us know, right?

@walarney I’m sad about the Glen socks. I’ve only worn mine twice. Once for my birthday and then again at my doc appointment last month. Then I took them off when I was on the sofa and could only find one of them the next day. I don’t know where it could have gone.

@lisaviolet guess it’s time to make a puppet.

@lisaviolet Did you check the dryer? That’s where we seem to find the odd socks. Some of which we don’t remember getting. I’m thinking there’s a dark-network connecting all the dryers of the world in order to trade the odd sock.

@lisaviolet @walarney You have cats. It could have gone anywhere a cat goes.

@lisaviolet @Mehrocco_Mole

@Mehrocco_Mole Good idea, but it never made it that far. I pushed them both off when laying on the sofa. They never made it to the laundry room.

@Kidsandliz @walarney Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. Maybe it’s under the sofa. I need to get a flashlight and look.

@lisaviolet I don’t know where my Glen socks are, either. I set them aside and never saw them again. I don’t want to think that they have their own ability of locomotion.

@walarney if you have children living at home they may have that kind of locomotion.

@jsh139 Hmmm, maybe it’s a goat prize? Still only a label created, and hasn’t hit any postal carrier, so maybe it’s nothing at all.

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@lichme You say “I haven’t been on mediocre in quite some time.” and yet you think it is a goat gift? A goat gift for what then?

@jsh139 I’m now a little sad I never got one of these.

@lichme
/giphy it’s a surprise

@Kawa Did you ever get an Ask Irk question answered?

@therealjrn I said goat prize, not gift.

@jsh139 I’m still waiting for mine. I think it’s been over a year.

@jsh139 @Kawa I’m pretty sure she did. Me too.

@RiotDemon @sammydog01 Maybe they were Limited Edition?

@lichme OK, prize then. What have you possibly have done to earn a prize? By your own admission, you don’t even qualify for a participation trophy.

I haven’t been on mediocre in quite some time.”

@jsh139 Yes I did.

@therealjrn If I knew that, I wouldn’t have called it a mehstery package. Being goat last year was the only thing I could think of and it’s speculation anyways. Historically anything meh has sent me that wasn’t part of an order has came under a mediocre shipping label, so it’s probably not specifically mediocre related.

@Kawa Nice. Here was mine https://meh.com/forum/topics/ask-irk-cell-phones-in-restrooms

@lichme I was a goat last year too. Where’s my package?
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@therealjrn

Where’s my package?

If YOU have to ask…

@lichme Which is…? Nosy Enquiring minds want to know.

@Kidsandliz It was just a shipping label from something ordered from meh, that was coming from FedEx, but somehow USPS got the shipping info really really early on in the process. Either that, or FedEx was really really slow updating their status.

@lichme worst. reveal. ever.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!

@lichme
/giphy what a letdown

@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl

@sammydog01 As somebody who has a wife who is nursing, I’ve seen my share of letdowns recently.

@lichme @sammydog01
/giphy hey-oh!