I can stand the texting/facebook on the crapper. I guess calling isn't that bad. But (and before I say it yes I had to hang up on someone for this) face timing whilst shitting should not be a thing. Unless it's with a romantic partner and you're into that. Which I am not. Nor do I want to hear about people that are.
Pooping should be a private thing that the only interaction with other humans should be if you run out of toilet paper or you decide to let people know when passing your porta-potty "oh it hurts I knew I shouldn't have had the hot sauce" and then don't be surprised if your porta-potty gets tipped over you.
also just saying if you're taking a call in the bathroom then I'm going to do my best to dial up bodily noises to maximum loudness so you get busted for being a weirdo
Once I took (ok, left) a poop in a public restroom and noticed an iPhone sitting on the toilet paper dispenser. Then the owner showed up and made things awkward. Why did you have to do that, owner?
I am fairly sure, more than once, I have heard a toilet flush during a conference call. The best was when someone was potty training their young son during a call, the "come on name did you let all your potty out? was followed by a strangers "yes" and then an oh God is this phone not muted, please tell me you didn't hear that!
I can think of at least one other contingency wherein one individual may have intimate knowledge of the particulars of an unrelated individual's poop, but it's probably best to avoid that conversation. I'd hate for Irk to think I'm a contrarian, after all.
Every time anyone calls in a bathroom, I make sure the person on the other end of the line knows where the person is. I don't care if I make the noises or some of the facilities do, in fact it's most often a combination.
As much as I'm pickin' up what Irk is putting down, and have/will never talk on my phone in the bathroom the one thing I take issue with is...pooping without a phone or anything to read sucks! Of course I think you should be using your phone to read stuff instead of chatting, but still...
There's a time and place for self-reflection and it's called the shower.
As I re-re-re-replay Irk’s video, the muted TV plays one of the new Sam Sung commercials, where the phone splashes in a bowl of milk and cereal. Pondering a danger of using a phone around another bowl: want to retrieve your device – waterproof or not – from the toilet?
What was the texture on that one, Irk?
but what about taking a nap in the bathroom at work? are you above nooping?
@Lotsofgoats don't drop your phone while doing that. Apparently they are fragile
Ha, that one had me LOL. "Film from the waste up" hehe.
Nothing wrong with browsing the internet on your smartphone while taking a dump though. This is why you shouldn't touch people's phones.
I can stand the texting/facebook on the crapper. I guess calling isn't that bad. But (and before I say it yes I had to hang up on someone for this) face timing whilst shitting should not be a thing. Unless it's with a romantic partner and you're into that. Which I am not. Nor do I want to hear about people that are.
Pooping should be a private thing that the only interaction with other humans should be if you run out of toilet paper or you decide to let people know when passing your porta-potty "oh it hurts I knew I shouldn't have had the hot sauce" and then don't be surprised if your porta-potty gets tipped over you.
also just saying if you're taking a call in the bathroom then I'm going to do my best to dial up bodily noises to maximum loudness so you get busted for being a weirdo
@Lotsofgoats Yeah... that's just an invasion of temporarily personal private space.... Ewwww
Once I took (ok, left) a poop in a public restroom and noticed an iPhone sitting on the toilet paper dispenser. Then the owner showed up and made things awkward. Why did you have to do that, owner?
@awk They were secretly recording you.
@awk If this was in California... It might have been me.
I am fairly sure, more than once, I have heard a toilet flush during a conference call. The best was when someone was potty training their young son during a call, the "come on name did you let all your potty out? was followed by a strangers "yes" and then an oh God is this phone not muted, please tell me you didn't hear that!
@mehdaf I have definitely heard toilet flushes during conference calls, but that potty talk takes the cake!
Tag Team...
POOP! There it is.
jshone39 - Ha! Not sure this is the question you wanted to go down in infamy.
@cinoclav hahaha, I know right? And how did my name get an 'O' in it? Crazy Irk.
@jsh139 oh, now I get it. J S H one three nine. JShone three nine. Love it.
Ahem.
@Thumperchick This is about talking on the phone in the crapper... we all browse our phones on the crapper, it's either that or the shampoo bottle.
@Thumperchick This is number, ummmm 2....on my (s)hit parade.
The REAL reason they film Irk from the waist up is because there's a human hand jammed up his rectum throughout the whole video.
@awk that he's trying to defecate out. Come on man.
I can think of at least one other contingency wherein one individual may have intimate knowledge of the particulars of an unrelated individual's poop, but it's probably best to avoid that conversation. I'd hate for Irk to think I'm a contrarian, after all.
With two phone/toilet videos now, can we expect this to be a new series from Irk? With a new graphic?
@TimWalter
Now that I've discovered metamucil, I don't even have time to check the weather on my stoopid smart phone.
I guess Irk doesn't fart?
If I've said it once. I've said it twice. Irk I love you.
Every time anyone calls in a bathroom, I make sure the person on the other end of the line knows where the person is. I don't care if I make the noises or some of the facilities do, in fact it's most often a combination.
Why. Did. I. Watch. This. While. Eating. Chili.
@connorbush Dunno, but I bet you typed your forum post while on the crapper.
@irishbyblood we can neither confirm nor deny.
@irishbyblood I do not recall.
@connorbush ummmmm we? I'm going somewhere I really shouldn't.
@irishbyblood me too (: EDIT: actually I already went somewhere I should not have. ;-)
@connorbush It happens lol
So much good here. So much. Day complete. Thank you, Irk. So much.
If you're not tweetin' you're not shittin'
@ThatsHeadly Don't be a Twitter shitter!
As much as I'm pickin' up what Irk is putting down, and have/will never talk on my phone in the bathroom the one thing I take issue with is...pooping without a phone or anything to read sucks! Of course I think you should be using your phone to read stuff instead of chatting, but still...
There's a time and place for self-reflection and it's called the shower.
@JonT TMI
@JonT I do other things in the shower, and they ain't "self-reflecting", but they do involve the self.
@irishbyblood you just need more mirrors
As I re-re-re-replay Irk’s video, the muted TV plays one of the new Sam Sung commercials, where the phone splashes in a bowl of milk and cereal. Pondering a danger of using a phone around another bowl: want to retrieve your device – waterproof or not – from the toilet?