GOAT PRIZES ARE IN

MEHcus posted a pic said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:09am ET

Really. They are.

Will we actually send them? Who knows. But they are real and they have arrived. We might have even gotten a special something something just for the office.

Any guesses? First person to get it exactly, 100% right, may get my official nomination for November goat. If I feel like it.

Edit: Not an actual contest, there will be no prize for this nor will we actually say what they are until they arrive.

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carl669 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:10am ET:

goat trophies! the large teats on the udder make it even more specialer.

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mfladd said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:10am ET:

Speaker Docks. Or stemless wine glasses would be nice ;) (Goat Immunity)

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Bogie said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:16am ET:

Goat chow

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- @Bogie Reminds me of the time we sent @cengland0 a goat starter kit
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:18am ET
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- Yes, I'd expected it to be something exactly like that. Though I bet that's quite expensive.
  
  Bogie said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:30am ET
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sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:20am ET:

AA shirts that say Official goat property of Meh.com

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- @sohmageek I was planning on guessing a shirt too but the problem is that they wouldn't know which size to send to people so that must be excluded as a possibility.
  
  cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:30pm ET
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- @cengland0 they could look at our order history. Which would be unfortunate for me. As I'm ordering all different sizes.
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:04pm ET
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- @sohmageek Not a good reliable way. I have ordered many different sizes and most of them were mistakes and do not fit. Then, I've ordered some for me and some for Mrs. cengland0 which are both different sizes. And finally, you cannot guarantee all former goats ordered a shirt or future goats either.
  
  cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:16pm ET
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- @cengland0 in that case I hope they didn't do something like one size fits all spandex shirts...
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:13pm ET
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- @sohmageek How about purple goat spandex?
  
  cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:38pm ET
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- @cengland0 well there is one for @Barney but what about the others?
  
  chellemonkey said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:45pm ET
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- @cengland0 @sohmageek In posting this, I want to be clear that while I wouldn't look just like this guy, you wouldn't want to see me in spandex either.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 3:45pm ET
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- Squid_07 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @Squid_07 Damn it, I thought I got that photo removed from the interwebs a long time ago.
  
  lisaviolet said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:51am ET
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- @lisaviolet what can I say... I'm sneaky
  
  Squid_07 said Fri, Oct 9th 2015 at 8:28pm ET
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Barney said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:26am ET:

I don't care what they are, I just hope they are purple.

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sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:29am ET:

***Not an entry***** Please tell me they aren't live goats.

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- @sohmageek Well I can tell you they aren't dead goats
  
  Moose said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:33am ET
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- @Moose *yet
  
  DaveInSoCal said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:57pm ET
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joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:30am ET:

You finally got it:

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- @joelmw I had to google search this. now I feel dumb. Well done, sir, well done!
  
  Bogie said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:35am ET
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- @joelmw wow that's an old joke
  
  katylava said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 6:41pm ET
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- @katylava Hey, I'm an old guy.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 6:59pm ET
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- @joelmw
  
  kadagan said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:10pm ET
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joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:33am ET:

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- @joelmw This just seems like it belongs here
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:33am ET
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- @MEHcus Yes, yes it does.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:35am ET
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- @joelmw iPood
  
  Lotsofgoats said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:45am ET
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- @Lotsofgoats I see what you did there
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:46am ET
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- @joelmw Does it come in 30pin?
  
  cj0e said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:39pm ET
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joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:34am ET:

An invisible goat:

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joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:38am ET:

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mfladd said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:52am ET:

I got it!

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- @mfladd
  
  medz said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:15pm ET
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Starblind said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 10:52am ET:

Inflatable sex goat...

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- @Starblind I'm in?
  
  mfladd said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:11am ET
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- @mfladd Now there's a prize you can get behind!
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:34am ET
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medz said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:16am ET:

Adam Sandler Album "What the Hell Happened to Me?" featuring "The Goat" skit. (track 5)

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- @medz I already own this.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:43am ET
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cinoclav said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:22am ET:

A super cute stuffed goat, possibly with 'meh' embroidered on it.

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duodec said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:31am ET:

Fess Parker CDs just because Davy Crockett.

Or else Meh is the reason USRO ran out of Woodland camo poncho liners, its woobies for all the goats.

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Kevin said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:35am ET:

Left over Mediocre Socks?

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- @Kevin I'd love that.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:42am ET
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- @Kevin Little goatie hooves would wear through them so quickly... such a waste...
  
  duodec said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:52am ET
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joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:42am ET:

Special garden gnomes.

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Thumperchick said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:49am ET:

A goat badge button?

Just tell me you're shipping @Studerc's last.

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- @Thumperchick By last you mean not at all, right?
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 11:57am ET
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- @MEHcus exactly.
  
  Thumperchick said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:07pm ET
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- @MEHcus @thumperchick WELL FUCK. :(
  
  studerc said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:11pm ET
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- @studerc you even self starred that?
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:12pm ET
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- @sohmageek Self-star...always
  
  studerc said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 3:26pm ET
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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:11pm ET:

Baseball caps sporting the goat badge.
Don't be right don't be right crossing fingers

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cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:34pm ET:

The golden goat trophy.

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cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:36pm ET:

Goat soap pack:

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- @cengland0 My kid brought home some goat soap for me this weekend. Even he's messing with me.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:53pm ET
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- @jaremelz Your "kid". Ha, get it?
  
  cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:59pm ET
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BillLehecka said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:41pm ET:

The special something something just for the office?

I'm guessing an award plaque with a nameplate for each goat by month. Which means out goat prize is another nameplate, or something with a bauble attached.

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cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:43pm ET:

Goat socks:

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cengland0 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 12:47pm ET:

Bottle of Horny Goat Weed:

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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:51pm ET:

Tiny Tub Mummies!!!

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- @KDemo I think this is my favorite. :-)
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 3:46pm ET
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KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 1:56pm ET:

Some delicious coffee?

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- @jaremelz That description though. I'd be happy to be described almost exactly that way.
  
  joelmw said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 3:49pm ET
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- @joelmw
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 3:51pm ET
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JerseyFrank said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:01pm ET:

Expired Chèvre.

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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:10pm ET:

Goat treat delivery system?

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/goats-are-the-bleating-geniuses-of-the-barnyard

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studerc said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:12pm ET:

GOAT PRIZES?! That's cool and all, but I for one, still believe that the journey is far more important than the destination.

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- @studerc I concur... Or is this just because yours is last (if even sent?)
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:14pm ET
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- @sohmageek It's gotten to the point that I'm just happy to see this day come. I've been the figurehead of this movement for so long I'm glad to see some people reaping the rewards. In any social movement, you need the martyrs to blaze the way for the rest. Aside from the fact that deep down I know that @MEHcus and @hollboll got my back...right?
  
  studerc said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:23pm ET
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- @studerc I heard crickets... but I have your back :)
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:27pm ET
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- @sohmageek so nice of you to stand up for @studerc
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:30pm ET
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- @studerc All you had to do was get @JonT ~~fired~~ to quit
  
  chellemonkey said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:47pm ET
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- @MEHcus That pole deserved that shit storm of intense fighting skill.
  
  studerc said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 2:52pm ET
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sohmageek said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 5:17pm ET:

@mehcus I think you and your team like to toy with us. So I really think it's irk plush dolls. That when you squeeze them they say different irkisms "maybe it bothers me more than it should" "meh" "no you may not" etc.

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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 6:29pm ET:

Plastic forks and TP?

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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 6:41pm ET:

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- @KDemo Watch out, this could be what they got.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 7:01pm ET
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- @jaremelz - Only time will tell.
  
  kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 4:10am ET
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kdemo said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 7:08pm ET:

Wait, I got it. A dartboard!

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- @KDemo Bullseye!
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 7:09pm ET
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- @jaremelz Shoot, you beat me to it!
  
  kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 4:11am ET
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Trillian said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 8:37pm ET:

I'm picturing something like this:

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jml326 said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 9:13pm ET:

http://www.japantrendshop.com/daisharin-tetsubokun-horizontal-bar-gymnast-game-p-2530.html

I asked once...now maybe it's the prize.

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- @jml326 $64 dang!!! That price went up a lot since last time!!!!
  
  thismyusername said Wed, Oct 7th 2015 at 9:18pm ET
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Squid_07 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:07am ET:

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Cwhitaker said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:00am ET:

Ooooo, hopefully its 1000's of padded tablet cases! I only received ~30 the last time they were sold, so I'm sure someone in the office needed more of them...

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ceagee said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:53am ET:

A tote bag w/ a goat on it and instead of "bleat" coming out of it's mouth it will be "meh"

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somf69 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 7:31am ET:

While it is too wootish, I would love to see a flying goat that baaaaaaahhh'd like the screaming souls from goat hell while in mid flight.....

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JonT said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:51am ET:

A visit from former meh celebrity JonT.

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- @JonT Hey there Mr. T. What's up?
  
  ACraigL said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:53am ET
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- @JonT That would be nice. How are you with a paint brush? (Facia board needs some work.)
  
  lisaviolet said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:54am ET
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- @lisaviolet I don't have much painting experience but I'm still confident I could do a great job.
  
  JonT said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:55am ET
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- @JonT
  
  lisaviolet said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:56am ET
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- @ACraigL hey buddy! I've been super busy, we moved into a new place 2 weeks ago, went to @lau's cousin's wedding in Kansas City last weekend and then I started the new gig this week. Miss you all <3
  
  JonT said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:57am ET
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- @JonT - Right. Like you'd show up. ;-)
  
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- Wait? A surprise goat prize visit from @JonT...that would be similar to that ol' Brady Bunch line, "something suddenly came up." And he would just keep postponing the visit. I know your game!
  
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- @studerc
  
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marklog said Fri, Oct 9th 2015 at 3:47pm ET:

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- @marklog
  
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