Wow, am I really the first to get mine this time? Anyways, here it is in all it’s glory.
Ninja 3 in 1 cooking system
Big Boss Juicer
2 decks of Mr/Mrs Who cards
universal dashcam mount
USB Snapcable and box stand
Fuku bag
@Madboy121 Nope, mine never updated. But since I’m close to Meh it never hits another fedex point that it would update at, so usually my boxes don’t change weight, I was surprised it changed dimensions.
Boy, the folks at MehCentral have outdone them selves! 6.8lbs. 14x12x11 reported (pretty close to actual in my estimation). Contents include:
(1) Deluxe 3 in 1 hair styling set. (Appears unused)
(1) trip glasses
(1) build your own MEH phone stand
(1) aroma clock with a selection of 5 scents.
(3) possibly stolen range balls (Titleist no less)
(1) deck of Who? Playing cards
(1) zmodo smart WiFi doorbell (appears to have been previously tampered with—will report more when I try to hook it up)
(1) zmodo door sensor
(1) zmodo WiFi range extender
(1) final edition red Fuku bag in all its glory!
Pretty sweet haul! May you all have similar luck as the birthday Fukus start coming in!
@Hskrjer99 Awesome stuff ! That doorbell especially … I hope it works for ya ! I want one of those definitely. I’m glad both of you got great fukos. I’ve only gotten one before, last time, and it was awesome ! ( I forgot to post it ) I couldn’t believe it, so blown away. Can’t wait to see mine this time. Enjoy your goodies & I’ll be looking forward to hearing if the doorbell thingee works.
@guavablueses Haven’t checked…prolly gonna end up re-gifting. @guavablueses, good tip, thanks! @Amila99 Finally got around to hooking the doorbell up. Works great! Had a little trouble getting it setup, but I got the range extender (acts as a hub) and set that up and the install was easy.
4.9 lbs
1 x infiny gold 3 in 1 blower brush
1 x meshare camera
1 x women’s martian notifier watch
1 x pink hubman
1 x titanium series millennium falcon
1 x fuko bag
Big items all appear to be previously opened. Brush works. Not sure about watch and camera. Anybody want to trade me for a door bell camera?
@blndfayth@Cerridwyn My first pink one! I have several green ones. One I’m actually using for various dongles. I saw it and said, “It’s a hubman!” My daughter replied, “hub…man?” Then I explained what it was used for and she was confused as to why I would be excited about that.
Man, I think I got screwed… No love for the Dallasites Mine came in today, box was rain-soaked and damaged, with gaping wide hole. Contents as follows:
1x Cooler/grill
1x Playing Cards
1x Red Fuko bag
@zxinfinity That sucks! Mine is set to arrive today and I’m afraid it may be similar to yours because it still shows the placeholder weight and dimensions.
@zxinfinity The chances are pretty high. You could have gotten the fuko I got a while back. 3 items. Undamaged box: Bag plus two dollar store type items. Or the empty one due to a warehouse taping failure… But do tell customer support that your box came with a big hole in it and maybe they will do something about it. When I got the empty one I was sent another bag, and a couple of meh branded things - if I recall correctly a meh hockey puck thing and some meh stickers.
Mine arrived today - what a surprise. I didn’t even know it had shipped.
1x Comfee Kitchen Machine (Stand Mixer)
1x Red Fuko bag
1x pair girls black with white dots and red bows ankle socks
@dfwhoser ooohhhh that makes me feel better, thanks!! Mine is being delivered today…FRIDAY the 13th…so w a double negative does that make an unlucky box lucky!!!
@tinamarie1974 I have considered that too each time and then not bought since it would have been for me and, until my finances improve, I mostly buy here for christmas and birthday gifts.
I just received my Amazon Prime Day BOC from the guys over at Woot.com and thought I would post over here for comparisons sake…lets just say Meh blew them out of the water!
@gmartinez1412 Cool. I question the “factory sealed” bit since there appears to be a strip of tape running perpendicular to the seam of the flaps. Not often seen for factory tape jobs.
@medz It had these little seals along every edge. Since it works I don’t really care if its opened or not. I am stoked either way. It got rained on for a bit, so the top layer of film is peeling from the cardboard giving that tape illusion.
@gmartinez1412 neat! By chance what was the shipping dimensions? Mine just updated to show 25x27x7 at 12.5 lbs. probably not the same as this but based on what i’ve seen thus far it’s the likeliest candidate haha thanks in advance!
@lisaviolet I did. Although i have bags, just surprised it’s as damaged as it is. I haven’t seen them ship straight damaged, worthless items in a long time.
Oh, my. I have managed to snag around 4-5 fukos, and I thought I had hit the jackpot when I got a Sphero in one of them. But now…I received one fuko bag (not pictured), one meh phone stand (some assembly required - not pictured), and this: https://imgur.com/a/s3wGHlt
@parodymandotcom I received a similar vac as you except my vac was previously used at least once and even included some nasty dog hair. It’s the slim model for bare floors. I have it charging now and seems to work, but I definitely need to clean it first. Not bad though
Received my 11lb Fuko today! At least 10lbs was a previously used juicer with little bugs crawling on it. Ewww! That went in the trash
Also some kind of used smart watch. Looks pretty. Plugged it in to see if it will charge.
A meh phone holder
Fuko bag
A lone golf ball
I can’t remember how to do pics, but will give it a try later tonight
I am disappointed. Got a Ninja Auto-iQ Total Boost Kitchen System with Blender, Food Processor & Cups a red fuko bag and a phone holder. I thought meh would send me some trash that i could complain about. The darn blender even works…sigh. Well thanks meh for making me say yay instead of meh
1 Deebot M87 - With an RMA number and previous order code from some other user. It’s used and dirty and I can’t imagine it works if it was sent back. Going to give it to the gf’s sister. If it works, it’s a win for her.
1 Micro USB TOCCs Snap Cable
1 Fuko bag
@Thumperchick or other CS - Any chance you can find out anything about that original order phrase? I’d really like to know from whomever received it before what the issue was.
@capguncowboy@Thumperchick Exactly. Did you really think I wanted someone’s info? I was hoping CS could contact the person and ask why they returned it.
@cinoclav I got an RMA’d (complete with all sorts of paperwork) dusty Roomba from the Valentine’s day sucks Fuko (Jan 2016), it still works to this day. (I did eventually have to swap in a $20 battery).
At first I was pissed that my Fuko did not arrive yesterday as promised. Seems Fed Ex fumbled the handoff to USPS, and it wasn’t delivered until today. Turns out that was a good thing, as it would have gotten soaked in yesterday’s storms. Box was 16x13x35, but definitely weighed more than 1 pound. So, let’s dive into my delayed but dry Fuko:
ALC Connect Plus home security system
2-pack of returned king sized down/feather pillows (order number tame-necessary-scout)
Hair Forensics Elite curling wand system, with glove
Universal GPS Dashmount
Who? Playing cards
DIY Irk phone stand
Recently extinct Fuko bag
Were all the Fuko’s received so far purchased a 12:00 AM? If so, it seems these all as collective group weighed more than most and contain some serious crap. Will be interested to see if they ones shipped later are less weighty and more crappy.
Got mine Friday with 1 flap of the giant 35X16X13 box freed from the mediocre tape job. Since it was packed, I’m gonna assume nothing disappeared from it.
Lots of good stuff in this final Fuko! BEM Ohana bluetooth speaker/light - opened. Speakers work, haven’t got the lights to work yet.
Betty Boop Glass Clock - Looks new
Sous Vide machine - opened. Bought one when it was offered and like it. If this one works, I’ll give it to my brother.
Baby and Me scale. Opened return. Works as a scale, didn’t pair it with the app
2 BYO phone stands - micro USB
2 Mr and Mrs Who playing cards - new
2 vintage GPS dash mounts
Fuko bag
I didn’t bother to look up the original size and weight, but this thing ended up being big! My 8yo is going to use the box to play in/with.
Thanks Meh. This one is more of a Fuku than Fuko. No ragret this time!
7x7x7, 1lb, in Coachella, CA since Friday morning, scheduled to be delivered to me in San Diego on Tuesday—I don’t care about (or usually even notice) stated dimensions/weight, but 1300ish miles from Dallas to Coachella in 1.5 days, yet it’s going to take 4 days to make it the last 85 miles from Coachella to San Diego? maybe my Fuko fate is being determined at one of Coachella’s middle-of-the-desert casinos?
@rrichmon Haha … I live down there, in the middle of the desert. Those casino’s are fun and have some great music that comes to town and plays there. Hope you get it soon
@rrichmon - My 7x7x7, 1lb Fuko is in Breinigsville, PA, and also scheduled to arrive at my place (NOT in San Diego) Tuesday - four days for a 50-mile trip I could do in about an hour… Breinigsville, would I really drive to Breinigsville for Fuko? About halfway between Kutztown and Macungie, hmmm… I’m going to put off disappointment for another four days!
Hey @blndfayth , just fyi I checked a few minutes ago and my Fuko’s dimensions and ETA have changed - now in the hands of the USPS at 36x17x13", still listed at 1 lb but scheduled for Monday.
I got my Fuko today. The actual dimensions were 14"x10"x10" and the actual weight 5lbs 0.6oz. I detailed the underwhelming contents in this comment below: Fuko
You win this round Meh.
I received a Juicer. Only a Juicer. Nothing else. No meh bag.
The Juicer’s own packaging was also the box they shipped it in.
Oh well, can’t win them all.
@socos yeah, I had nothing stuffed into the box besides the juicer.
I don’t regret it, I’ve had varying luck with these sort of things and at worst I can probably sell my Juicer for $10 to somebody, or take it apart for fun.
well let’s see if I can screw this up.
it either arrived last night or this morning.
if it was already in the garage when I came home at 4am, I missed it.
door jammer, universal cell camera lens, dash cam with unexplained sticky note
extreme pro sports cam in possibly pre-opened & reclosed packaging, Motorola Wi-Fi home Camera
@ekw Those Mentos are the worst! Like laundry soap or fabric softener. Not that I’ve ever tried those, but I imagine that’s how they’d taste.
My husband doesn’t mind them. He’s always asking me if I’d like one. (I bought a bunch to give away last year and after trying one, there’s no way I’d give those to anyone.)
@lisaviolet not gonna lie - I bought those Mentos when they were selling them & I liked them.
however, so did my girlfriend, so I didn’t get many of them!
of course, I’ll need to test all this stuff eventually.
but today is wrecked by chores. then I have to put new brake pads on my car.
etc.
being a grown-up sucks!
Came this morning. 13lbs. Used food saver, seems to work. Lots of accessories, but no instructions. 2 find balls, 2 diy phone stands. 1 red bag. Not too bad for $5.
@mfladd Oo, you’re right! I opened it and it IS a wok! (Ok, so there’s actually writing on the box not in German, if I look hard enough, too…) I see stir-fry in my future…
My first Fuku ever, but not my first “random item for $5” from a one-day sale site, if ya catch my drift. Ten years of getting actual crap, yet still being a sucker for the chase, I finally landed something really cool: 28" Philips 288P6 4k monitor. Funny enough, I just bought a Surface Pro and was in the market for a monitor to dock it to … GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MEH! Or stay in it, plenty of room.
Reviews say it’s not so reliable, but mine is a refurb, which hopefully means its issues were fixed, and it cost me $5, so I’m still happy as a pig in shizz. Thanks, Meh!
Guys… I got the Fuko that I was lucky enough to get to buy … and needless to say we were all shocked when we opened the door to the delivery man bringing this big box to us…Shadow the cat checked it out first to make sure it was safe for her humans to open. She ok’d it.
Inside?? Two put together yourself phone holders, two random golf balls, a Fuko bag, and…
RMAd zmodo doorbell, range extender, and noise filter.
Aroma clock.
Euphorie toner.
TENS electrostumulation unit
1 bungee lightning cable 1 micro usb cable.
Bluetooth earbuds.
The final meh bag.
This haul was amazing. Enough that my wife said it was actually worth it having experienced bad BoC and fukos before.
The doorbell was opened, but looks like it was never installed. Seems good. I already have a nest, but i have a backup. I should wire it to my bedroom door. Keep the little hellian out.
1 Fusion Lite watch thingy it had been opened in it’s previous life then jammed back into it’s box. (I did that too, opened it and jammed it back in the box.)
4 packs of orange flavored Mentos
1 Coors Light bottle opener on a rawhide cord
1 jar of skincare night cream in a fancy box in an even fancier jar. It’s been opened.
1 pair of magnetic eyelashes
And 1 red fuko bag.
For 5 bucks it’s a pretty good haul.
Oh! I forgot.
2 nicely boxed sets of Adventure Time drinking glasses, 2 glasses in each box. Grandkids are gonna bonkers!
Yowza, that was some fast shipping…
1x red Fukobukuro bag
1x green glowing dog leash
1x green glowing dog collar
1x striv fusion lite fitness tracker (opened, appears to be working fine)
1x really weird meh branded usb cable and irk phone stand (seriously what is this thing?)
2x usb bungee cables
1x Beam alert wifi extender (opened, haven’t tried it yet)
2x LeakFrog leak detectors (and I have a basement prone to flooding, so these are perfect!!!)
1x Mr/Mrs Who? playing cards
1x Beverly Hills liquid brow Liner
1x Elemis Hydra-boost day cream
1x Gabba Goods Wireless truebuds (Opened, but charging now and seem to work)
wow, when you type it out that’s a whole lotta meh!!! supremely satisfied! Now i sit and wait for my BOC and limitd edition BOC i got from that “other site”!
Well I think I received my Fuko today since it came from Meh but it isn’t like any other Fuko I’ve seen. I mean I’m not complaining much since it is a so far untested 27" AOC I2757FH LED-Monitor. I was thinking that maybe the other items would be stuck in the box but nothing else there. It did come in 3 pieces (base, monitor, and cables so maybe that’s my 3 items? Oh well, hopefully it works ok.
Whoa that was quick!
1x Fuko bag
1x Deck of Mr. & Mrs. Who? Playing Cards
1x Zmodo doorbell power adapter thing (no doorbell)
2x Universal Dash Mounts
2x Meh DIY Phone Stands
1x MeShare Wifi Camera
1x WASPcam ROX 9941 4K Action Camera
I got an air fryer, but that’s all, in an airfryer box. Not to complain, because it’s pretty nice for $5, but there was no bag. Is there perhaps another box on the way? Not trying to be greedy, curious, and perhaps a little bit greedy for a bag.
@enville I had the same issue only mine was a computer monitor. I don’t even care that much about the bag as much as that I was looking forward to the absurd useless items that usually comes in these sort of things!
@communist@enville that sucks. Wish that had been made clearer. I would have paid for the bag/shirt combo. The bag is what i want lol. Seems very meh to not give bags to all fuko boxes but sell them solo 2 days later…
One Dad’s trash is his kids’ treasure. A worryingly light box arrived today and in it were 3 pairs of AMU mushroom socks (daughter loves), a facial cleanser kit (daughter likes), and Xtreme Pro 1080p sports cam (son likes), and a Fuko bag (for mom and dad?). Anyway, thank you meh for expediting my ambivalence!
Well… crap. I brought my robovac to the office today (BTW, did you know it’s “bring your robot to work” day? JK). Was going to set it up to keep the office floor spiffy. Starting reading the setup guide and realized it’s only for hard surfaces. Carpet at work and home.
Omfg meh you just made my day. I just spent a long day walking around Lincoln Park at Pokémon Go Fest with my sister and niece. The event was totally worth it and infinitely better than last year’s failure. The back pain I was having was my only complaint. Long story short: fractured my spine in an accident almost a decade ago, so occasional pain is to be expected. Compounded it today by trying to give my 100lb diabetic niece a piggyback ride when she was suffering from low sugar and exhausted toward the end of the day. Come home to find my fuko and what’s inside? This amazing shiatsu cushion. I love you guys forever.
@freepisacat we had treated with a glucose tab but due to the heat/her exhaustion and how far the walk was going to be, rather than risking the activity causing her sugar to drop further I decided the piggyback ride would be better at maintaining the level her blood sugar was at (with the added bonus of getting me some extra exercise). Last time this plan worked flawlessly after a long day at Disney World a couple years ago, but she also weighed significantly less so it was a lot easier back then!
@moonhat my reply failed the other day apparently due to bad network connection. Long story short, I was working on a projector install and after throwing cable through a drop ceiling I lost my balance and fell onto the back of an old wooden student desk chair, shattering it and fracturing L1.
@moonhat@wilstev I have that pillow in that exact color! I love it. But beware- I used mine a few days ago after some extended days of driving. I didn’t bother to get the extra padding I usually use and wound up with two very sore spots on my back. So use some padding at least the first few times. Or follow the instructions and only do one cycle at a time. (You’re totally gonna do several cycles.)
/giphy padding
@tinamarie1974 can’t really complain since it was essentially free. I found the bag listed on stage.com for $88. Maybe if I were a woman, this would be a score? I dunno. Who wants to trade their sous vide for a purse and hair straightener?
I got a big boss juicer and a meh fuko bag. They opened the juicer and tossed in a meh fuko bag. I got quality over quantity this time. Hope it works, appeared new with box damage.
Woo hoo. I got a ninja kitchen system! Like others, I thought it was going to be stuffed with something else. I was shocked when it was as labeled. No bag or extras in mine, but i’m happy. I’m going to keep the party going at home.
No pictures - Sorry, I’m moving and it’s still mostly in the box. I might have to open it again to see if there are any golf balls there, though. Thanks meh!
@TexDragonSlayer I got the 85 but they look same. While charging it give battery problem error. But I put its home base again and starting charging. Did its first clean last night.
It works great and picked up more dirt even after cleaned the rug with Dyson.
My very first Fuko - and I only got it because @thumperchick was being all powerful. (Thanks again!!!)
Def think this FUKO was a women’s box though… lol. Given my shaved head - some of these will be wasted.
Adrienne Vittadini Workbook Tote
Cabello Travel Kit (has a travel bag, blow dryer, curling iron, and flat iron)
AMU “Little Bow Peek” socks
A Disney “Princess in training” gift bag
Meh FUKO bag
Gigs Dynamics Bluetooth headphones
I’m really curious now… My dimensions are 30x21x8 at 12lbs… I wanted to guess what’ll come in. But there weren’t too many previous comments that matched with my shipment… Friday cant come soon enough !
I got an Egg Minder: a smartphone-enabled egg holder. That’s it. No bag. No inserts. Nothing else. This thing’s not even worth what I paid for it. I was so pumped to finally get one of these after years of trying and I feel like I got the lamest fuku. I skipped out on buying a bag the next day because I assumed I’d get one with my order.
I’m just going to sit and here and pout while watching my eggs go bad on my phone.
@fastharry Haha yeah, I at least got a good laugh out of it. I couldn’t believe a smart egg holder was an actual product. I thought it was a gag box that Meh had made until I opened it. Best of luck on yours!
Meh. First time I actually feel like the bag was meh.
3 chicken thermometers
A cow mug
And a plastic Star Wars figure
I think these will all and up in the gag gifts bin. I would have been upset if I had to pay for shipping. But for $5.41 (with tax), I guess I can’t really complain…
@aetris yeah. And I can’t even burn him for heat! I’m not really sure what to do with him. I’m not sure even my bosses who are Star Wars fans will want him lol
@savvysapphire - After failing to turn him into a dog chew-toy and a disappointing attempt to use him for target practice (he’s pretty tough, harder to hit than you might think, and evidently not very flavorful) I created a Fuko of my own and mailed him out-of-state. That turned out kind of expensive, though. He’d make an interesting variation on a garden gnome - he looks a bit like Matt Frewer.
Well mine is sitting at the post office and I am out of town for the better part of this week… Where is my ESP when I need it??? Hey meh I am still waiting for you to sell a working teletransporter! “wink”
I got pretty much the exact same thing as @SHOVAR. 17x13x6 and 10.3 lbs.
Limited edition fuko bag!
3 Pairs of AMU socks.
Deebot Mini. Appears factory reconditioned as it had a few marks on the charging station. All the filters, brushes, etc. were new. I charged it and it worked nicely.
@KNmeh7 I wonder if I’m getting the same as you and @SHOVAR — 18x13x7 @ 10.7lbs due on Tuesday. I kind of hope not, though, as I bought a DeeBot Mini from Meh a little while back. (I love it, but I don’t need a second one, since my second floor is carpeted)
1 - universal GPS dash mount
1 - build your own IRK PHONE STAND
1 - deck of WHO cards
1 - creepy cup (spider version)
1 - Angelina sports bra size L-XL
1 - red Fuko bag
I was excited about my 35-inch box until I got it. Weighed about 8 pounds max and was basically opened when it arrived. FedEx never updated the weight so I have no idea if I got everything I should have – the box was pretty empty even with this stuff in it.
Anyway:
1x BioBidet BBC-270 (!)
1x 3-in-1 Blower/Styler/Detangler (claimed by wife, $39 on Morningsave.com! )
1x 2-pack fly swatters
4x BlueSky Bowls
1x Phone Stand
1x GPS Dashmount
1x MKRT Vegan Leather Travel Bag (but seems more fitting for bowling.
The bag lists for $115 but M.R.K.T. has it on sale for $55. Biobidet is about $50 on Amazon.
Thanks! Meh and Happy Birthday! One down, 2 to go!
@ACraigL That looks about like the tape job on mine, one of the seams was also splitting a little so USPS had retaped it a little. Hope nothing was missing, but mine was rather full anyway.
Contents:
Crock-Pot Hook Up w/two 1 qt crocks
2 decks of Mr/Mrs Who? Playing Cards
2 sets of Smartphone lenses
Mediocre Socks
1 Foodsaver kit contents sheet
Brilliant Red Final Fuko Bag
Saturday before noon. Wait, SmartPost drop-off early?
Delivery box.
An electric patio heater? Really? It’s going to be over 100F around here for the next 2 weeks straight.
Inside (see pics below):
pureHeat Patio/Garage infrared heater (really)
MeShare security camera
Star Wars Stormtrooper kite
KeySmart Pro smart keychain
2 Titleist golf balls (practice)
FresheBuds Ultra wireless earphones
Martian SP03 analog smartwatch
some sort of quartz stone bracelet
weird collection of 9 embroidered state patches
ubiquitous red Meh fuko bag
Haven’t tested anything yet (analog timekeeping of Martian watch working well), but some of the best party favors I’ve ever seen! Happy Birthday, Meh and many happy returns.
@compunaut HAH - proof Kansas exists. Right @barney? (well and other flyover states such as Idaho, Minnesota and Michigan all of which where I once lived…)
@OnionSoup That’s a placeholder weight. It will lilkely update as it travels closer to you. Don’t despair! A palette of hubmans could be on the way to you right now!
@ACraigL@OnionSoup In theast Fuko I won a few months ago, there was literally a second cardboard box inside with like a dozen of the pink things, so be careful of what you wish for.
@OnionSoup I haven’t received my Fuko yet. Until today, it was listed, as was yours, as 1 pound and 7x7x7 in. When I checked today, FedEx changed this info to 9.2 pounds and 21x11x7 in. So have hope!
Received my prize Fuko today. The tracking never updated but it’s a good sized box (cat for scale) and my bathroom scale says it’s 13.4 pounds.
It contained:
Build your own phone stand
10ft MicroUSB Bungee Cable
Mr. and Mrs. Who? Playing Cards
and
a Foodsaver sealer that appears to be complete and unused. The return tag says “changed mind”. I don’t really have a use for it but I’m happy nonetheless.
@djslack@RiotDemon
Honestly I googled them to see wtf they were before I opened it.
Apparently it’s Rock vs Pop vs Hip Hop vs Fashion(??? seems like an odd choice but ok). I could probably think of 100 different names that would better for this set to give some idea of what the hell it is lol
@stardate820926 I assumed from the name that they were some kind of wedding favors for some extravagant wedding. That really is a terrible name, no wonder they wound up in fukos.
Blockquote “Instead of the traditional set of suits, Chambre Sept’s deck features Hip hop, Rock, Pop and Fashion Suits. The cards commemorate icons from the world of the music, art, entertainment and fashion in a very minimalist pop art style including those of Jay-Z, Rihanna, Kanye West, Freddie Mercury, Jim Morrison, Karl Lagerfeld, etc. The Pop–or Diamond suit–for instance uses David Bowie for its Jack, Lady Gaga for its Queen and Michael Jackson for its King, zombifying one of the double images on the late King of Pop’s card for added symbolism. Cheekily, the Beatles make the four stars on the Joker cards.”
Karl Lagerfeld??? Who’s Freddy Mercury’s Mrs? WTF?
@djslack@RiotDemon@stardate820926 Those look really cool, but I couldn’t help but notice that the suit they chose for Hip Hop was “Spades”…
Might be an unfortunate, unconscious accident or might be a very, very poor intentional choice; either way, it’s bound to make some people very upset, and I wouldn’t blame them.
@DennisG2014@RiotDemon@stardate820926 I bet the Venn diagram of people who will see these cards, people who care about pop culture, and people with enough life experience to associate spade with an epithet has a very slim intersection. A nonzero one, to be sure, but very slim.
It is still an unfortunate choice, but I wonder if anyone thought of it before now. I had completely forgotten that term myself.
@djslack I think anyone over 40 is going to be familiar with the slur, and we still care about pop culture - particularly the Bowie, Freddie Mercury generation of it.
I still wince when someone uses the phrase, “call a spade a spade”, even when it’s not being used as a racial slur - which I have heard only a couple of times as a joke. The phrase long pre-dates the use of the word as a racial slur (I looked it up).
@DennisG2014@djslack@RiotDemon
wow, I never knew that’s what it meant. I always thought it was something about speaking the truth or not sugar coating. Thankfully, it’s not part of my everyday vernacular but I’m sure I’ve said it at some point in my life.
@RiotDemon How old are you?
It was a fairly common, slightly less hateful version of the N word, from the late '20s (so I read) until maybe the late '70s (my own estimation).
@stardate820926 The phrase has no racial connotations - it’s referring to the garden tool and means exactly what you thought.
The word “spade” came into use as a racial slur much later and completely separate from the phrase.
These days, though, people can be sensitive about words even when there’s no intended slur.
@DennisG2014 I’m over 40. I did know the term but like I said it was long forgotten. Not arguing with you, just thinking it may have never come up before right now.
Exactly like you said, people can be sensitive even when there is no intended slur.
Mine came today!
1x bamboo pillow (soft, not like the rocks I bought)
2x Mr & Mrs. Who playing cards
3x Tocci bungee cables
1x Meh DIY phone stand (already have 3 or 4 of these)
1x Last red Fuku bag
@looseneck Cool, you got one of the Meh cords too! On the plug where the USB symbol usually is, it has the Meh logo. I haven’t seen too many of those on here yet, most are the TOCCs branded ones.
@djslack You’re right! I didn’t notice before. I was just trying to get a picture and post. Cool Meh stuff. Too bad all my devices use Usb- C now. I do have adaptors so all is not lost.
Got the air-fryer, 4 pairs of socks, kids-XL meh shirt (black on black), and a fuko tote. No kids in my life big enough (or adults small enough) for the socks/shirt, but I’ll definitely give the fryer a shot before we consign it to the garage sale in a month.
Just glad to have finally gotten a Fuko after years of trying, and unlike some others less fortunate, I have the tote to prove it.
Well… I have to say that I’m disappointed, and that’s fully meh. I got an Air Fryer and a Fuko bag and that’s all. Not even a box, they slapped the label on the Air Fryer box itself. This is my second Fuko Air Fryer… yes, now I have two. My fault, I allowed myself to get excited reading all the GREAT reveals… thanks Meh for reminding me what meh really means.
@opivp99 I’m hoping for an air fryer! I have been dropping hints to the husband that I want one and even told him outright that I wanted one but have yet to have one grace my kitchen counter. If I get one, I am going to fry all the healthy things and see how I can screw them up tastily!
@opivp99 Don’t get me wrong! I use the first red air fryer all the time - really like it (and for $5 can’t be beat). Just don’t need two of them. I’m open for a trade!
@TaRDy After reading more of the reveals in this thread, I guess I should be happy that mine appears to be “new in box” instead of used, damaged or just downright broken and useless. Thanks Meh!
I got
1X Doc mcstuffin gift bag
1X monster socks
1X folding baggage
1X Adrienne Vittadini purse that came in a really sticky bag
2X more socks
1X fuko bag
Daughter wanted the purse and the wife wants the socks so it’s a win! Also no snakes, yay!
Fun Fact! Adrienne Vittadini is apparently the brand name for Ivanka Trump bags that wouldn’t sell after the election. This amuses me because I super hate Trump.
@jasonkoz Well then that explains why meh has them although I sure wish that they hadn’t bought them since they were hers. Some things are too poisonous to buy even if it is a “different” kind of snake.
Pixma iP2820 Printer without ink.
Meh Bag.
10 ft bungee USB/microuSB charging cable.
And a World’s most Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand (that caught fire and burned when my Note7 decided to explode sitting in it).
There could have been more, but the box was pre-opened when it arrived. The postman probably took all the good stuff and the ink cartridges.
2 sets of 2 Cartoon Network glasses
3 pairs of socks
1 pair of leggings
1 jar of tooth whitener
1 box magnetic lashes
2 boxes Mentos
1 headset
1 Zmodo doorbell accessory (no corresponding doorbell)
1 Meh bag
Kinda Meh! But thanks anyway. Some useful stuff! Some not!
In case my photo does not show, I got a Kingpin II Marvel comic, a button power bank, build your own phone stand with keychain USB to micro USB charger inside, 10 foot smart phone charge and sync bungee cable, a red Meh fuku bag, and a Sanyo Bluetooth sound base with built in subwoofer (which everything else is sitting on). Apparently it is supposed to come with a remote control, but did not. No idea if it will be functional without it, will comment once my husband gets home and tinkers with it.
4 blue sky bowls
1 meh bag
1 diy phone stand
1 wall graffix
2 fly swatters (pow and splat)
1 chill deflector sleeping pad
1 MRKT bag- good size but ugly as fuck!
Received my Fuko today.
1 Red Meh bag
1 Danby 30 Pint Dehumidifier
I’ve looked at dehumidifiers to keep my 3D printing filament dry. Ultimately, I decided that a dehumidifier would be overkill and never bought one. Thanks Meh for sending me something that I couldn’t justify buying myself.
Mine arrived today. had a pair of earrings, a hair straightener, some eye-care cream, a one-size-fits pair of leggings, some false eyelashes and a red MEH bag.
At least I can use the bag!
Received mine on Saturday. In my Fuko, I received:
Two down pillows, one opened and one factory sealed (too bad I’m allergic to down…)
3 packs of playing cards
A GPS dash mount thing
A build your own phone holder / USB cable thing
A red Fuko bag
And the most awesome thing
One returned Deebot cleaning robot. It is obviously slightly used, but everything seems to be in the box. I plugged in the charging base, popped it on there to charge, and tested it out. Besides terrifying my two dogs, it works great!
No pic, but we got a 3.7Qt GoWise Air Fryer like some others! An open box, seemingly unused return unit. Just made some chicken drumsticks in it, and guess what…they actually came out great! Also received some Sox, a Meh shirt (size W XL, perfect for wifey to sleep in) and the ‘final’ Red Fuko bag! Thanks, Meh, we will indeed enjoy the appliance!
As always, my fuko was sufficiently meh. Thanks again!
-bag
-zmodo wifi extender
-yoga pants, one size fits all
-adventure time glasses
-6 pack of small socks
-wireless charging pad
Luck has it that I am tall so I have feet of size, and i have no devices that can charge wirelessly. Maybe a 300Mbps wifi extender will be useful for something!
Well, some bad news to tell everyone, I just received news that my awesome package is making its way back to Meh. According to the tracking, my address is wrong, which makes zero sense because I have lived in my current home longer than Meh has been around. Considering this is the last one ever, I am really, really, really, bummed about this. I am going to go to the post office in the morning and see if there is any way I can get the box, but I am assuming it is already gone. What to do???
@ConAndLibrarian contact support and let them know so that they can snatch it when it comes in and send it back (and double check the address on it). @thumperchick
@ConAndLibrarian So, I went to the post office today and after 25 minutes there they tell me that the package is already delivered. Frustrated, I drive home and see the package on my doorstep. Imagine my ambivalence as I get closer to the package to see it is a Shark. Now, the machine is super awesome, but I got one last Fuko! I know how two Sharks for my tiny 2 bedroom apartment. Thanks meh, I am sure I will find a good home for this.
Thank u to all who gave this to me, My first bag. Its in the Mail. I am forever grateful and being a loyal customer, under a different email but my first woot was the robo mower. So that will tell u how far back my purchases went. I just wished I had known when Meh started as i lost some very good deals. Have not been a poster but will participate more.
WOO-HOO!
My 8 AM Final Fuko arrived (early) yesterday, and NO PRINCE XIZOR!!!
A sizable, and hefty, box (all dimensions provided in I’m-not-that-anal)
(Landshark included in picture for reference only)
(Photographer’s toes included in picture for reference only)
(Photographer prefers not to be identified professionally)
In fact, a damn good haul:
1x Ninja 4-in-1 cooking system (evidentally a return but hoping for the best)
1x BEM Wireless Speaker Mojo (also a return but cool to look at anyways)
1x Titleist 1 PRACTICE golf ball (looks like they’re ready to go pro)
3x Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand
2x Mr. and Mrs. Who? playing cards
2x Universal GPS dashmount
1x fabulous final Fuku bag
THANK YOU MEH! And arrived on Prime Day too - thus saving me much expensive impulse shopping. Win-Win-Win!
@chaos13 - Interesting! When I plugged the whole thing in the speaker started playing, but now I see that it’s all screwed together in a hard case with a separate jack arrangement for the actual speaker. I’ll disassemble it tonight and we’ll see what we’ll see.
@chaos13 - Heh! Turns out when Bem creates a store display, they don’t take any chances with using their OWN equipment - it’s just a mockup wired to boards inside the display case! Well it’s a USB micro cable, a charging plug, and some electronics parts anyway. I have some Maker friends who may appreciate it…
Well, wish I’d be able to update everyone on what I received yesterday in mine, however last night my tracking at Fedex changed over to pending and has been sitting in a facility several miles away from me since Saturday. Hoping that I see a change soon.
Got my Fuko yesterday, a meh stand with Fuko bag along with a hover board! Hover board is semi-DOA though. Powers on fine but one wheel moves at hyper speed while the other wheel seems to work fine. Any known fix for this?? Seems fine otherwise, though there is a small crack, like someone tried to fix it or was damaged in shipping.
Recieved yesterday. My shipment details never updated: 1 lbs 7x7x7
1 Fuko Bag
1 Deebot Mini2 (possibly used?)
We tested it out and it works. It has trouble redocking but for $5 I’m happy. The only one not happy is the cat.
@Kidsandliz I would love too, but she is a murder cat. So far she’s been stalking it and taking a couple swipes. We are hoping that she eventually gets used to it and just ignore it.
@Snowy One of my cats tried to kill a sweater pill remover once. She initially jumped sky high when I turned it on, then when it was off and I put it on the ground, she finally would come over and would swipe at it, then gave it wide berth. I had one cat I could vacuum clean with the wand (he’d bury his head in my elbow though). Another would watch the thing from a safe distance. The rest acted like the thing was the original demon from hell out to get them.
Apparently, my mailman decided not to deliver mine. I tried to pick it up at the post office yesterday and they said something about not having scanned in the fed-ex stuffs yet and that it would be delivered today. My informed delivery and tracking all say it is in his vehicle. I knew I should have put a gift card in the mailbox at Christmas.
Lol, I like my mailman. I’m sure he just has it buried under some stuffs and will bring it back by. It isn’t uncommon for him to deliver multiple times a day due to forgetfulness or losing something in his car.
1x red fuku bag
1x precision cooker
1x 2-pack of flyswatters
1x mario wall-cling vinyl
1x golf ball
1x deck of playing cards
1x phone stand/android charger keychain
1x squishy zombie missing quite a few pieces
1x ballarini wok
Awesome haul! Thanks Meh Gods!
My 10-year-old son promptly took the zombie to replace parts he lost from his. He also took my wall-cling. I’m still waiting on my other 4 (or maybe 5) fukus from the contests. I’m fucking excited as hell!
@lavikinga whisper your address and I’ll send you the fuku bag
Mmine just arrived about 30 mins ago
Extremely happy with the haul !!!
1x Gigs Equalizers Bluetooth Sport Earbuds
1x Red Fuko Bag
1x Wireless Charging Pad
1x Zmodo Pivot Wireless Camera
1x iDevices Kitchen Thermometer
1x 5in1 Universal Clip lens
1x Palm Nrg Abs Nrg Abs tens unit
1x ProNoir 12 piece Professional Make Up brush set
You know that move in action movies where the hero smacks a dude with his palm in the nose, causing the nose bone to go inward and kill that dude?
Well, it seems someone was practicing on my Fuko Ninja 3-in-1 Cooking System:
I plugged it in and it works, so the damage was just to the plastic. If I had the druthers I could drill a new plate for it and remount, but I’d druther not. Fortunatly, it was accessory complete, and nobody action-murdered them.
Mine arrived a day early. Came in a Big Boss Juicer Box - was happy to find a few extras tucked inside.
Red Fukubukuro Bag
Pair of girls socks
Smart Key with Tile
and the Big Boss Juicer (which is a return/refurb)
It’s 1 Riviera Hoverboard. Returned so I hope it works. They just opened the box (it was the manufacturing shipping box) and stuffed a meh bag in there and resealed it.
Amazing!
I only got to glance at it before coming to work, but it looked in good condition!
@MrMikenIkes I was very impressed. I’ll have to test-drive the air fryer. I have a nice Breville convection oven already so it will probably go down at the pool for the clubhouse, or mehbe my daughter might like it.
On my stoop, will update with photos once I arrive home. I have been trying to guess on dimensions/weight and from the posts what I have. So far all I’ve got is not the air fryer.
I got a bionaire full room heater which is nifty except it has no base…and it specifically says do not use without base or it’s a fire hazard, so i’ll be contacting bionaire to see about a replacement part lol. Also got keysmart tile, wireless truebuds, and a camera pen. Also 3 practice tennis balls and a meh reusable bag!!!
@therealjrn oops correction Golf haha muh bad. When you have a dog who loves balls they all become tennis balls. Sigh… 3 practice golf balls!! Also the heater is missing it’s handle…
@placecm be sure to check the styrofoam insert, if you haven’t. I got the same except there was one stray wheel in the box. Figured that was it. Until just today while breaking down the box for trash day I found all the attachments imbedded in the outer side of the styrofoam. Kind of hidden. Not sure if you will get lucky but just in case
@scilynt aw thank you for the tip, sadly… did not get lucky and i realize no handle either. So whenever the company gets back to me i’ll see if they have extra handles too…
@thechinglish One wasn’t enough, so I got more. They must have noticed that, because the next one that arrived was…a Winix air purifier. Third one’s still in the mail.
But seriously, the two extra ones were from the birthday game contest entries, so I actually worked for them.
Mine came today. One day after the fed-ex prediction but one day before USPS prediction!
meh Build Your Own PHONE STAND
GPS Dashmount (I don’t drive (do people still use these things?))
Fly swatter pack!
Mario super slugger wall graffix
Blue Sky Gear Double Up bowl x4!
Chill Deflector - not just foam but a blow up mattress!
Ballarini wok!
Red Fuko bag
A very fun box & will be gifting many things out.
Thanks meh!
The most meh of men I have ever seen. How long have you kept those GPS mounts?
Meh bag
Fusion 2 activity tracker
No box, but instructions chatman sous vide cooker model rj39-v2-black
2x universal GPS dashmount that look like they came from a sun/uv soaked junk pile.
Prize Fuko 2 arrived today. Again the dimensions never updated but it’s a smallish box that my scale clocks at 5.8lbs.
Red Fuko Bag
GPS Mount
DIY phone stand
Toccs Micro USB Cable
Wireless Charging Pad
HD DVR Camera thing
Meshare Camera
Simply Beautiful Flat Iron/Heated Brish combo - I’m actually looking forward to this one. I don’t really need a flatiron but I’ve been considering buying a heated brush for some time.
1 x used/returned Deebot Mini2 (missing all brushes, second mop pad and second filter, but bonus dirt and hair in the collection bin)
1 x red Fuko bag
I hate to complain and look a Fuko in the mouth, but that’s only one item (and a gross one at that)… and, ironically, I bought a Deebot Mini2 during the Meh sale… I’d sell/give away this one, but it’s gross and missing important parts.
@thumperchick what’s the protocol in these situations (underfilled and/or gross Fuko)?
I got mine today. Got a clearly used BEM Bluetooth speaker trio. All the cords were unpacked and not retied in the box and the white speakers all have dirty edges. Nothing else. Not even a bag. The speakers are charging now. Hopefully they will pair and work.
They are a bit fussy to get paired but seem to work fairly well and the audio isn’t bad as long as the speakers and the device are within sight lines of the base
I got a debot mini 2 also in my Fuko (with all the other junk stuffed inside the box). .Came with 2 pads, 4 brushes (two attached), remote control, and docking station or required hair from last user. Since you purchased a new one-did I get all the parts.
I get that these things are kinda unlucky bags, but… um… Did Meh really ship me a broken, used self balancing scooter plus smart charging cable? This thing looks like it’s been literally thrown in the dirt, has scuffs all over it and doesn’t seem to charge and when I tilt the whole thing one side to the other it sounds like there’s a bunch of stuff literally rolling around inside. Thanks for the heavy, difficult to dispose of trash I guess?
@krystophv Yeah, I got one, and mine’s boned, too. Would’ve been nice if I’d gotten at least something else that worked…now, assuming I can’t fix it, I’m stuck with e-Waste.
@krystophv@Sapper if y’all were tinkerers these would be fun… High density lipo batteries, charging circuitry, high power motors, and accelerometers all waiting to be extracted and repurposed.
@djslack I mean, if it’s totally dead and it’s gonna be a hassle to recycle anyway, I’m gonna take it apart and mess with it somehow or another. The batteries, charging circuit and motors shouldn’t be too hard to make useful outside the unit. The accelerometers are probably surface mount packages with custom software powering them. It’d be hard to do much with I’d imagine.
@krystophv@PlacidPenguin@Raider I nearly got a pallet of broken TV’s too except where I was living there was no place to put a pallet so I had to turn them down hand have them sent to someone else. Had I had a place I would have tried to swap out parts to make a working one. I hand managed to do that with 2 laptops and posted it about it which is probably why I was the original intended recipient of a zillion broken TV’s.
@krystophv Mine was flashing code 3 on the mainboard (deep, deep inside–not on the status light), which basically means “Circuit board totally fucked”.
I ordered a new set–board, gyros, the works–for $32; hopefully this will be enough to unfuck it and then I’ll have a hoverboard for $37.
1 x food saver system kit
1 x heat pad
1 x who playing cards
1 x zmodo power adapter (compatible with all zmodo doorbells)
1 x phone camera lens kit
1 x meh usb to mini usb adapter
1 x fuko bag
Overall pretty satisfied! This is only my second one but many more things i will actually use in this one.
@nolrak@therealjrn I’m expecting that on the one I should be getting from a comment i made. It hasn’t shipped yet, or at least it isn’t in my orders. Maybe they’ll put dirt in a box and a sticky note that says “authentic texas dirt.”
Got mine today, 2 days early. Brand new “Cooper Cook” cookware set, in orginal box; Meh stuffed inside a red Fuko bag; 2 pairs of socks; and 2 sets of MAGNETIC EYELASHES!! I have no use for the eyelashes, but they’re such a Meh-tastic addition that I’m going to keep them for the amusement value!! Here are photos (I forgot to put the Fuko bag in the photo - but the last photo has a snippet of it in the lower right corner.) Definitely a positive Fuko result - thanks, Meh!!
33.8 lbs, arrived Monday. Warning: Packaging may reveal contents.
Duncan is bummed that the Fuko took his spot. Definitely not impressed. But is it actually a dehumidifier? Is there anything else? Is it ruined? SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
It appears to be brand new and in working condition! I’ll plug it in downstairs and try it out.
Also included:
1x Titleist “Practice” ball
1x Out of print Fuko bag
1x Meh-branded mediocre phone stand w/ included micro USB charging adapter
Pretty fuckin’ sweet! Thanks for your garbage, meh!
Seriously though, I got a biobidet and a fucking golf ball…thanks?
Also, cant fully comment on whether or not it had been previously used, the box was in pretty rough shape and some stuff was out of the packaging…probably not gonna risk that. Pretty fucking messed up.
@studerc One doesn’t actually wipe one’s ass with the actual bidet. It’s just supposed to squirt water. Adding bidets to my life was a significant quality of life upgrade.
@therealjrn I have no doubt regarding the quality of life upgrade. My concern is toilet hygiene and stuff like that. If it was used and returned I’m not too keen on the potential of sharing someone’s toilet business…
my free fuko arrived today. I was lucky enough to get a ninja pot, looks new! Also a meh phone holder, fuko bag, phone cable and deck of cards! thanks meh!!
Soooo… been tracking this Fuko with an eagle eye, 25.2 pounds, 39"x25"x7", amazing.
Then I get a text with this photo at work:
Then opened:
A bungee cable
DIY Phone Stand/keychain micro usb
Fuko Bag
AND A 39" TV!!!
That is a hot piece of garbage:
Complete with sticky note mentioning shipping damage for the return I guess I was quite unlucky. (I even got a lecture on poor business practices following the plug in )
So overall, quite meh, and I am open to suggestions for what to do with the TV.
@RedBaronHD these are super easy to take apart, there are two boards inside that at least used to eBay for $30-50 each. There are three strips of bright white LEDs with a very wide dispersal pattern that want ~30v/strip or ~15v/half strip if you short the jumper harness for the first half, you can use them to backlight an Irk sign. There are also meh speakers inside.
If you are not a tinkerer or don’t want to part them out on eBay you could probably sell it on Facebook/CL for parts and make enough for a case of beer.
@RedBaronHD It may not be the best deal, but I found an offer for $50 off a tv if you trade in an old one, least amount of thinking, and still get that new TV I was hoping for, and I don’t have to deal with disposal.
my free Fuko arrived today.
looks like it was a foodsaver kit with some extra goodies thrown in.
it had its foodsaver packing list
FoodSaver vacuum sealer system
Two 11" x 10ft heat seal rows
Ten Quart Heat Seal bags
Five Gallon Heat Seal bags
One bottle stopper
Two Snack & Sandwich containers
One Square Marinator
One Wide Mouth Jar sealer
One Container adapter
One Accessory Hose
One Accessory Hose Storage clips
also in box
a) one Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand w/ USB “arm”
b) one Ten Foot Smart Phone charge & sync bungee cable
c) one deck Mr. & Mrs Who? playing card deck
d) one red Fuko bag
I got what can be best described as the “You’re a dude so here’s a bunch of lady oriented things that you can chuck in to your rando gift pile”
First up, we’ve got a ladies bag, apparently equipped for laptops, workstations or possibly fleeing the country
Next, we have a hair styling thing. Flat iron? Curler? Functional? I’ll never know! It’s factory sealed (probably), and I’ve got short hair.
Here we have a sweet ass black on black meh shirt. I have something like 12+ meh shirts in a variety of colors and styles. I don’t have this sweet one (or a lab flask). Sadly this is a women’s XL. I haven’t been a women’s XL since Micro Machines were a thing.
And finally, we have some girls “All Mixed Up” Candy(?) socks. My feet are a little too big for these. In fact, my feet are of an average size… HMU Ladies.
Also included is a Princess Gift Bag which shed it’s sparkles on everything in the box and made it fabulous.
Not picture in detailed: Fuko bag, Box, Cat who is curious about the box but doesn’t want to seem too committed because she plays it cool.
Today I opened mine and found a bamboo pillow, and the red fuko bag. Not a lot of stuff, not as cool as others on the thread, but hey the pillow isn’t half as hard as the same ones I bought here a year or so ago. Meh, what’s the secret?! HOW did you soften the pillow made of a single slab of concrete?
Ok so I have been dreaming about this Fuko ever since my shipping information was updated. At 19.6 lbs and 26x19x11 my expectations were that this could definitely be the most awesome box I have received to date. Well today was arrival day but when I heard nothing about a package waiting for me at home I started to get sad. Last time FedEx randomly decided that even though they have delivered every other Meh item I ever bought to my home, somehow my address was wrong so they shipped it back to HQ. I started to fear this was what had happened again. Since I worked pretty late it wasn’t until I walked in the living room and still didn’t see a brown box that my heart truly sank. I noticed a large air purifier by the door and asked my boyfriend why did you buy that?! And he promptly said that he was going to ask me the same! No brown box, no Fuko bag or sticker or koozie, just Meh trying to make sure I breathe the cleanest of air. So Meh I haven’t plugged it in yet to see if it works (since it’s factory refurbished) but way to go sending me quite possibly the most healthy surprise I have ever received. Happy Birthday Meh don’t ever change!
Well I was wrong!!! I owe all the apologies! I just took the purifier out of the box to test it out an plug it in and not only was I surprised that it came with a remote but there were hidden goodies underneath it!!! Here’s a photo of the rest of the haul which includes a bag, one opened toothbrush box with nothing but a single head and no handle, a Fantastic Four comic, a ten foot charging bungee cable, looks like a charging bank, a single AAA battery and a black charcoal face mask!!!
@capguncowboy just a ac plug so pretty easy to find. I’m a little annoyed because I just got rid of a monitor and started piecing out my desktop. I have absolutely no use for this. Maybe put in a spare bedroom and plug a roku into it for netflix? It seems like a decent monitor and it works.
@ryancunderwood I got the 26 inch aoc…but it was cracked…throwing it out. Do you want my power cord?..I’ll send a pic of it with specs and model number on the amp box so you can see if it works with yours,
Dear Meh, got my free Fuko today. Only four items, but really, really great items. I’m sorry but it would take me an hour to figure out how to send a picture and I’ve just given up on it.
Trip glasses - since Ohio isn’t one of “those” states, this might help.
A Creepy Cup with a spider in the bottom. Anything but the spider I might have kept, but this is definitely going to someone else.
Deluxe 3 in 1 set Royal Hair Styling Technology, limited edition. Asking a lot for these on eBay.
WASPcam Rox 4K action camera. Just Wow!
Thanks again, Meh, and many happy returns. Oh, wait. You don’t want returns.
@pooflady it may have literally just taken me an hour to figure out photos and I still messed them up Nice score! Except for the spider cup of course, yikes.
Well, I suppose it’s appropriate (even if slightly disappointing) that my final Fuko was a true Fuko and not really a Fuku like many here seemed to have received for Meh’s birthday this year.
1x zomodo power accessory (no doorbell)
2x Adventure Time Marceline & Ice King 2-piece pint set
Trying to post my first free fuko and totally blowing it…anyways, spouse tried to help and so trying again back on this iPad.Red fuko bag with cut
Guess I cut the bag opening the box up but not sure how since i didn’t use a knife and bag sideways and cut diet line up where box opened …oh well, don’t see how it was cut —anyways received this neat food saver and will check it out perhaps tomorrow to see if it works. So for now posting stock photo meh used when they sold these Food Savers recently.
@AttyVette so having to tag myself to try to post other —meant to say above that fuko bag cut in bag didn’t line up in box where I opened it up so not sure how it was cut anyways pictures
@AttyVette and yet again tagging myself to post this stock photo of the Food Saver as I didn’t unbox it yet. However, from what I can tell it looks like it hasn’t ever been unboxed before from glancing inside the box but who knows?
I got a Wolfgang Puck Digital Stainless Steel deep fryer from HSN, in the original box. It looks like it’s new.
The box had been opened and some additonal crap inserted
3 pairs of kid’s socks
a box containing 2 pairs of Bra Society nipple covers
a woman’s size XL Meh shirt
fuko bag
It looks like the fryer originally went for $150 from HSN, so I guess that’s good, although it’s not like I need to increase my deep fried food intake. I’m a single dude, so the rest of the stuff is very… meh
Got mine today. FoodSaver v2830 plus most contents in a brown box, with no side goodies/bag. First Fuku, very pleased, but would’ve loved some of the trash I’m accustomed to from the old bandollier of carrots.
Huh, looks like my Fuko arrived a couple days early, neat!
I got a surprisingly decent haul, though I’ve no idea what I’ll do with half of it!
For the small items, we’ve got a “build your own meh phone stand” and a STAR WARS THE BLACK SERIES (also apparently the) TITANIUM SERIES FIRST ORDER TRANSPORTER.
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure why everything in STAR WARS needs to be screaming at me, but I guess I’ll deal with that in therapy.
Next up, the bigger things that like to watch me while I sleep!
On the left is Zmodo’s version of a camera door bell. Seems new in box, other than that someone I guess ripped off the UPC from the box? Either that, or they were baffled as to how to open it. Regardless, guess we’ll see if the wife is interested in having this installed… my guess is no, since there’s already a camera pointed at the door.
On the right is a Meshare. Seems like a relatively generic “security camera” that you toss somewhere in your house and connect to wifi. Again, aforementioned cameras, but it might get put to use keeping an eye on the chickens? If you want to know more about the Meshare, there’s this video which confuses me considerably… the man seems very pleased that a woman is in his house while he’s not there…
And last but not least… I’ll be honest, this one made me laugh bitterly. You see, I bought a jump pack from Woot a couple days ago. Paid 3x what I did for this Fuko, for half the capacity. And to think both packages showed up on the same day!!!
Don’t get me wrong, not complaining, Guess I’ll just throw one in the wife’s car, I am just very entertained by the circumstance!
So that’s it! My last Fuko, may the Fuko rest in peace. Long live the IRK!
@smigit2002 I got one of those Meshare cameras too but I can’t get it to connect to my Wifi for anything.
FYI it seems the actual Meshare app doesn’t work anymore (even though it’s still in the app store) and you have to use Zmodo.
2X Antique and soon landfilling GPS Dashmounts
2X Ten Foot Bungee cables
1X Mr. and Mrs. Who? playing cards
1X Build Your Own Phone Stand and TOCCs snapcable
1X Beam Alert WiFi Extender (older model; looks new)
1X zmodo Smart WiFi Doorbell (older model; looks new)
1X zmodo Power Accessory for doorbell
1X Bright red bag to add to all the others
Not even going to bother taking a picture. Got the red meh bag stuffed in a smashed up returned to morning save Bonaire full room heater. Is there anyway to return it to meh so I don’t have to pay shipping. I don’t think the garbage men will take it (stupid ny electronic recycling)
Hot damn! Best (or worst?) 5 bucks I could’ve spent.
1 sports bra that smells weird
1 trip out glasses
1 Mr. Mrs. Playing cards
1 dashboard GPS holder (from probably over a decade ago according to the yellowing packaging.)
After seeing people with hoverboards, ninja blenders and robo floor vacs, I’m fortunate to call myself one of the lucky few who received an actual Fuku.
@bdorsch44 You did very well. My fuko customer-return air fryer was all melted. lol It looks like the fan failed and the darn thing overheated and it melted the top.
This was the one I bought at the 8 am offering on Meh’s birthday. First in this glorious fuko of grace and good fortune, I received my red Fuko bag. It was followed by the awesome smell of leather as a Michael Kors purse emerged. The joy continued with a Motorola Dash Cam which appears to be brand-spanking new, and two meh phone stands. There was also some caviar face lift smear of some sort that my husband is questioning the edibility of.
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Finally I had a box in a box. The box in the box had a sports cam and all its accessories haphazardly tossed into the box which I was honestly giggling the whole time sorting through to see if the camera was in there. It was and it is currently charging. It powered on and seems to work so yay!
1 meshare camera
1 flatiron mini styler
1 build-you-own phone stand
1 red fuko bag
1 gps dash mount (really old?)
1 pair of trip glasses – that takes me back!
1 princess sofia gift bag
In the original picture, it looks like you got a cassette tape from the '70s band “Phone Stand”, but in the subsequent photos, I can tell the dimensions are little off.
Got my final Fuko yesterday. Here are the contents:
1x Final Fuko Bag
1x Meh Build your own phone stand
1x lone golf ball
1x 11oz creature cup spider
1x Cornfield Electronics Trip Glasses
1x 20in x 28in Bamboo Pillow
Received another Fuko bag inside a box with another enclosed Food Saver, one box of Who playing cards , one ten foot smartphone charge and sync Bungee Cable cord, and one build your own meh phone stand
Thank you Meh—I am saving food right and left now! The other things are just “gravy” so thanks a “meh” llion.
Got mine today…wireless charging speaker store display, bungee charging cable and bag. I took the speaker off the display and there is no on/off switch and no charging dock…just a brick I guess… but I got a bag
Box said 17x15x15 and 4.2 lbs but it really weighted in under that
@chaos13 yup…wasn’t awful until I took it apart off the stand and there was no charger…battery…or any internals beyond the speaker…it’s all in the recycling bin now
One red birthday fuko bag, Two more bungee Cable cords, one mini flat iron ( trying to straighten me out eh meh?), gps dash mount, power bank for front door bell, two more decks of Who playing cards ( well played meh well actually not played with yet), two more do it your self phone stands ( one is under the gps dash mount in the picture ), one home security camera—nice Meh thanks !
My kid has confirmed arrival at the house. Stats finally updated. Weight 18.9 lbs / 8.57 kgs, Dimensions 19x17x11 in. I can’t wait to see what’s inside as it’s my first Fuku after 2 years of trying.
4x mentos now mints, orange (best by 04/18)
1x 60 second instant face lift with refill
1x Motorola wifi cam
1x yoga or compression pants?
1x Chefmate sous vide w/ broken display
1x vivitek D837 dlp projector (no power cord) with case!
1x fuko bag
0x Texas air
If this projector works it’ll definitely be a Fuku!
Well, what can I say except for I believe this is even crappier than the Egg Minder! At least the Egg Minder could be useful!!!
I am now the proud owner of a broken True Blood Merlotte’s Bar Mirror! Did you send me this to remind me of all of the FAKE ASS Louisiana places in this HBO Vampire Series. Yes, I am from Louisiana, but there is no way in hell any of us talk like SOOKIE STACKHOUSE!
@thumperchick Is there a contest for the worst Birthday Fuko this year? If so, I think I am in the running!
Lame ass show ended over four years ago! Also, it was shipped in the original Merlotte’s box with nothing else!
I apparently had two boxes delivered today. Neither ever updated from 7x7x7 and 1 lb. I hope they aren’t literal garbage because I won’t be back at the house for weeks.
Note to anyone who knows where I live: I’m not there, but the house isn’t empty. I hired a pair of ladies to be house and cat sitters, and at least one of them brought her shotgun.
@sammydog01@TBoneZeOriginal what is it exaclty? I got one of those phone stands and there is an odd usb-micro usb l shaped plastic thing. the USB part is like open and exposed though.
So… is wine part of the fuko too? I just got a text alert for a fedex delivery from wine country connect, and the order reference just listed the name of a wine. I hadn’t bought anything from casemates that I can recall, and I thought that was who they use for fulfillment. Or is this unrelated and someone is sending me free wine?
@moonhat It was for a different site than meh, they just forgot to send an email beforehand, so I had surprise shipment alerts with no emails to go by. Oh well!
These approx six pounders came today. Couple more me share cameras. (Still no doorbell camera) frying pan was dented, but still worked for ground beef. The hair straightener brush is neat too.
I was really worried – my Fuko was a placeholder the whole way and my notification from USPS claimed it was delivered to my mailbox. But then I got home to this:
1 Bionaire Micathermic heater, works, but with only one back wheel
1 Titleist practice ball
1 Nuovaglo tooth whitening system
1 Milan purse for someone who really likes the letter M
1 Pro Cabello mini flat iron
1 pair Echos bluetooth headphones
1 red Fuko bag
Of course I bought a space heater a few months ago and no longer have a need for one, but I can’t complain. My husband goes through bluetooth headphones like they’re disposable, so those will go to good use. And while I don’t use a flat iron very regularly, the one I have is old and sticks so that might get some use too. Not bad!
1 Vivitar 2 in 1 Hair tool kit (brush and straightener?)
1 long micro usb cable
1 Golf Balls
1 WHO Playing Cards
1 ZModo Wifi Doorbell (Installed and working, Thank you!)
1 Shark Steam Mop (Powers on, but just leaks water on the floor and accessories may be missing)
1 Red Fuko bag
My first Fuko, happy with the haul and so is the wife! I’ll definitely see if I can get the Shark working tomorrow, but even so the Wifi doorbell is great
1x Candy Apple red holy-crap-last-ever-until-next-time Fuko bag
1x Meh branded misleadingly-not-stretchy micro USB “bungee”
1x Case Logic padded European carry-all
1x “Here, do all the work yourself” Meh phone stand with accompanying confusing micro USB dinky
2x GPS beanbag mounts from 1987 in vintage nicotine yellow packaging
1x undersized playing cards that everyone seems to have received
1x Trip Glasses, from which I’m still seeing spots
And the clear (?) winner from this bag:
1x S/M sized sports bra, which I’ve spent a considerable amount of time slingshotting around the kitchen, to the dismay of both the wife and the cat.
Lots of great stuff from what I’ve seen so far. I came home to an unexpectedly large box on my porch. The original box was opened and tossed inside was the ubiquitous Fuku bag, and the usual cheap odds and ends you would expect, along with the actual original product, a brand new 8-bottle wine fridge!
@TheMeerkat Have a Costco membership? They have a big box of assorted size pre-cut bags & Foodsaver rolls. They beat Amazon’s price by a few dollars, too.
@LaVikinga Oh, I have no use for it and am giving it away immediately, but thanks for the suggestion! My lack of complaint was based on “this is objectively worth much more than $5 and would be a great get for someone else”, not, uh, personal utility.
@TheMeerkat My husband picked one up several years ago for under $15, shipped. Very basic model. Wasn’t something I had asked for, but considering what a deal it was and how often I buy the big packages of meat, it’s come in handy over the years.
These are some of the best Fukos I’ve seen. Kicking myself for not fighting harder with the Captcha this last time to try to finally get one. This stuff no one needs is pretty darned good. It’s like Christmas morning, but with surprise crap!
Can’t wait to see what Meh has in store with the newer, better, brighter, crappier version of the Fuko will be!
Well finally received it yesterday, and was quite surprised that the product box, was the shipping box. Anyway, I gleefully opened the box for the Surroundbar to find the now discontinued Meh Bag, the N1 Surroundbar (missing the remote and power supply), a 10’ bungee cable, a Zmodo Power Accessories (guessing to connect additional Zmodo products), the coveted Build Your Own Phone Stand, a Milan handbag (already claimed by the fiance’ for her wedding day bag), and 1 Titleist “practice” golf ball. Thank you guys for the great box, and I know I shouldn’t look forward to good things in the future.
I received a prize fuko yesterday afternoon.
I got a pink air fryer. It looked like the box had been opened before, but the fryer itself was still wrapped and taped and seems to be in mint condition.
I’m excited to try it!
Thanks, meh!
I dreamt that the contents were old, dusty, faded boxes containing action figures.
They were the original packaging, w/ clear plastic windows on the front; the kind of thing you’d see on the shelves in a comic/collectables shop.
The figures were weird mash-ups in bright colors and sort of a Peter Max/Yellow Submarine style.
There are only two that I have a clear memory of - one was some combination of a duck and a superhero; I remember the colors and the duck parts but I don’t think the superhero was specified - I think it was just understood that that’s what it was, in that dream way.
The other figure I remember vividly - it was Weird Al Yankovic in a bright yellow, bell-bottomed leisure/jump suit. He might’ve been mashed-up w/ late '60s George Harrison hair and mustache, but it was definitely Weird Al.
There was someone watching over my shoulder and commenting - it was either one person shifting identities (I remember it being my mother, my middle brother and a couple of friends) or maybe there was a group.
I remember the person seeing the figures and saying something along the lines of, “aw, that sucks” as if it were typical Fuko white elephants.
To which I replied something like, “are you kidding me?!? These are awesome! And valuable!”
Then, there were suddenly doubles of some of them and I went, “Yoink! Keep one, sell one!”
And then, aside from the maybe half dozen action figure boxes - which, btw, fit in the shipping box perfectly, like a case from a manufacturer (this would’ve been very satisfying to my OCD brain) - there were also 2 boxes containing mini (maybe 2" long) harmonicas.
I said, “Cool!”, and as I opened one of them, I handed the other to the person over my shoulder and said, “one for me, one for you!”
The other person which, at that point, I’m pretty sure was both my mother and brother at the same time, made some comment about it being too bad I couldn’t play it, at which point I wailed out a perfect blues riff to the astonishment of the other person, who made complimentary comments reflecting their surprise.
A couple of other random little details I remembered…
When I pulled one of the figures out of the box, it had an empty, sticky, silk insect cocoon attached to it - the same kind of thing I regularly find in neglected corners of my house.
I also clearly remember imagining in my head (within the dream, which is kind of meta) how I was going to pose the action figures for the photo I’d be posting to the Fuko reveal thread.
My Fuko arrived yesterday. No need for a picture as it was simply:
Bungee Cable
Red Fuko Bag
Ninja 3 in 1 Cooking System
The Ninja was out of the original box with a little dent in the back, no big deal. It was missing the cookbook but it looks like I can download that from the Ninja website.
Very pleased with what I received and the kitty loves the box!
For all of you thinking you got a bad Fuko, I think I got the worst one posted so far so don’t complain. The only useable thing is the bag. I wasn’t a VMP member so I had to pay the $4.99 shipping so that bag cost me $9.99.
Fuko Bag
Zmodo Power Accessory. Seems to regulate voltage for their brand of door bell which I don’t have.
Blender jar but no blender motor or anything else to go with it.
Funny thing is that my order number was surprised-friendly-jar. I was surprised and there was a jar. But Meh didn’t seem very friendly on their selection of items. No golf balls, no Dr. Who cards, or GPS mounts like everyone else got (although I wouldn’t be able to use those either).
The box was 3.7 pounds (it seemed less than that but I didn’t verify). 15 x 11 x 10.
@bruhaha Very true. Anyone need a jar? Only if you’d want to pay the shipping for it though as I’m unwilling to pay even more to get rid of it when I could just trash it for free.
Maybe I could sell it on Letgo or Offerup. Hmm… Someone out there may have broken their jar in my local area. That’s worth a shot.
Don’t have pictures yet… Will take some tonight when I get home if wife hasn’t packed everything away… She’s very organized this week. She unboxed for me while I’m at work… She videoed it but I can’t share the video.
So… I got.
A red fuku bag.
A handwritten note from someone chewing out evine’s customer service.
A build your own phone stand
A bungee USB cord
Mr/Mrs Who card game. (No Doctor Who)
And… A really cool red food saver with all sorts of attachments and accessories.
We have a foodsaver I bought cheap somewhere at some point (probably from Meh)… This one is so much better though than the one we already had.
Overall very very happy with this. … Well other than the handwritten note with the name of the person who previously ordered the foodsaver from EVine… And her address on the box (that’s an invasion of her privacy imo)
This box was way better than I expected or deserved and I’m very happy. 5/5 would whine to get a gift fuku again.
@OnionSoup I’d bet the box was never opened again after the original purchaser returned it until it showed up on your doorstep from Meh. Your wife is probably the only person to have ever read the note.
Evine is probably none-the-wiser. You should probably make it your personal mission to make sure that they get that letter.
You’re like Tom Hanks!
@Limewater it was between the fuku bag and everything else in there … Hard to imagine it not being seen when filling the box but possible.
I could send the note to eVine so that they get the chewing out they deserve… But I wouldn’t want to get meh in trouble. I don’t know Meh’s relationship with eVine… But I don’t think eVine would be happy with Meh passing on complaint letters to their customers… Lol.
Here we have the contents of two of the prize fukos. The first was a Deebot Mini2 with a red bag placed in the box. I was super excited to get it! I brought it in, opened the box and took the parts out to the garage to clean with the air compressor. I put it all back together, charged it up, and started it on its way. It is doing pretty well! I have told the children it’s name is “bot” and they think it is super cool.
The second box had trip glasses, a hair dryer/combo tool, a dyson vacuum component, the creepy spider mug, and my red bag. I am super happy! Especially with Bot going around my kitchen/living room area. Feels like we have another pet going around the house. The dog sniffed it a little and then went on to take his nap so they are getting along
-PCH Life e-stim shoes
-Merkury smart wifi led
-Zmodo smart wifi doorbell, with beam alert range extender and power accessory
-Pure Daily Care ultrasonic diffuser with 6 essential oils
-JET JAT ultra mini drone
-Coolgear freezer salad bowl
-Disney Infinity Anakin Skywalker
-PCH Life LED Symphony wireless speaker led light w/remote
-Wireless charging pad
-Ardell magnetic eyelashes
-Yuna legwear (fe)male running pants, neon orange
-3 pairs of Meh Socks
MY FUKO CAME AND I GOT A HOVERBOARD GO CART!!! OMG!
Wait a minute…
Well that was a fun rollercoaster ride. This stuff was in there too.
I guess a doorbell is exciting?
@sammydog01 my mom was talking to me about my Christmas wish list. She said she was really happy when I stopped asking for a go-kart. I told her that I still want a go-kart.
@RiotDemon I never wanted one until I saw that box on my front porch. Now I have visions of riding around, getting looks of awe from the local tweeners, and completely humiliating my kids.
@sammydog01 The humiliating your kids, especially if they are late grade school and beyond, can be priceless (the ghetto van - so name by my kid based on what it looked like - died at 25y and 3mo when she was 23 - worked well for that too). I’d take photos of you on the thing being a dork and prominently display them in the house. Especially if they are dating someone you don’t like. LOL
Here’s my second gif Fuko, yay! You make it easy to be a good Dad, Meh! My daughter and the grandgirls are gonna love this!
1 Silver Mother/Daughter Hollywood Sensations Bracelet (The inside of bracelet says “The love between a mother and daughter knows no distance”)
1 Vivitar ceramic flat iron w/heated volumizing hair brush
1 bottle O2 hair spray
1 iDevices kitchen thermometer
1 Meshare camera
1 Gabba goods wireless charging pad
1 red Fuko bag
I get all of the good ones. I feel somewhat guilty about that when I see the crappy ones. (“Somewhat” guilty means that no, I will not trade mine for yours.)
Red Fuko Bag
Bungee cable
Who cards
Snapcable/phone stand
And a nice red, complete FoodSaver Vacuum seal system, with all accessories, that appears unused since the original tape holding down inside parts was still intact. I’ve never had one before. Thanks!
@bruhaha@CaptAmehrican It’s a new toy I get to play with, so I will be looking at different ways to use it. If I find it useful for vacuum sealing food, that will be a bonus!
Okay, here goes. I tried to take pictures good enough so I didn’t have to make a list. Most stuff that I tested works, aside from the headphones which had a busted charge port. Thrilled to get a doorbell camera, I’ve been eyeing it for a while. Hope it works. Thanks a billion meh!
@lichme I think you found a loophole that allows robots to get Fukos. Simply use your auto maintained mehstalker database to answer a lot of sales questions in the forum. hehehe
I wish I had a small fraction of your knowledge on how you do that. Your stalker sites are awesome, by the way. I use them all the time especially because they remove the prices of products after midnight and you have the only reference of what it was sold for at that time. AWESOME!
This is how to go out with a fuku-ing blast. I am awed, and thank you very much, meh!
2 orange Mentos- meh
1 Palm NRG combo belt. I was going to give it to a friend, until I looked up its price.
1 hair straightening brush. Why didn’t they make these when I was a teenager in Orlando?
1 Zmodo Pivot. If it were the Cloud edition, I’d sell it. This one I’ll happily play with.
1 pair VerveOnes wireless earbuds, in lime green. I need to dispose of three neckband earbuds, because these are awesome. I am worthy!
1 Final Fuku bag, in lucky red.
Another fuko —
1 business travel bag, one chill luxe queen size sheet set, 1 toolsmart level, one meh t shirt, one package of socks and 1 red fuko bag —
Very nice meh- very nice —thank you very ‘meh”uch ’
Wow… worst one ever. All I got was this. Completly used. Damaged and doesn’t work. I thought meh eased up on complete garbage fuko bags these days. Not even a bag included.
I posted this in the wrong thread, so I’m reposting this here, because there’s one item I haven’t seen posted yet.
I got three of my contest boxes today. I have to say, I’m gobsmacked. No photos yet, I need to take a Xanax to calm down.
So, there were two good sized boxes and one smaller box. The smaller box rattled. My mind went back to the warning of the trash boxes. I saved that one for last.
The two larger boxes were absolutely wonderful. Two brand new foodsaver systems. My current foodsaver system was purchased right here on Meh. They both had the Mr & Mrs Who cards, the little TOCC flash drives, and Fuko bags. Nice haul just for playing games, amiright?
Then I open up the rattling box. Nice.
Meshare camera
Motorola Wi-fi Home Camera with smart tag
Truebuds wireless bluetooth earbuds
Ten foot smartphone bungee cable
My firm belief is one cannot have too many cameras. My father’s legacy.
Then there was the thing that rattled. Okay, Meh, I get it, I’m old, I don’t hide that at all. I got my Medicare card today. Can’t use it yet, but I’m makin’ a list.
The rattling box was some sort of beauty thing. I put all of the pieces back together and place them neatly in their slots. Then, I do the normal human curiosity thing and look it up online. I can only find it in one place. eBay.
and
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO BUYS THIS STUFF? WHO HAS THIS KIND OF MONEY?
I’m reeling at the mere enormity of it. I feel really poor right now…but blessed. Seriously, blessed. And I need the smelling salts…
@RiotDemon since I know it came from morningsave, I feel better about unloading it. I think it may be my first foray into selling on eBay. Thank you for the links.
@raccoon81 With my power bank fan in one hand and my pink hairdryer in the other, no seasonal variations will prevent me from achieving propelled air climate control bliss.
@arielleslie haha, nice! I got the gold ones from the same brand a while back and they looked about the same. Sliding off my face and then ripping around my eyes. I guess they expect you to lay down when using these.
Apparently they really want me to keep an eye on things:
Motorola wifi cam (amazon reviews suck!)
FDT wifi cam (much better reviews, can use along with zmodo cam already got)
Gabba Goods 1080P dash cam no mount, no cord.
gps dashmount nice yellow container, still won’t work with this dash cam.
ion Sound Shine Bluetooth speaker/light (will be fun gift)
TOCC Bungee cable
Meh phone stand
Who cards
2nd fuko and they are starting to worry me. What is with all the cameras?
2nd FDT wifi cam
2nd motorola wifi cam (no package, just taped up)
Xtreme Pro sports cam
Zmodo doorbell cam (goes with previous zmodo indoor cam I had gotten, nice!)
Motorola Dash Camera
So 8 cameras in the 2 Fuko - Scary!
Plus 8 pairs of socks (girlfriend is happy!)
Infinity Gold hair dryer brush thing
Thanks Meh for the fun times, maybe you are looking on cameras to see what else I might need.
1x Fuko Bag
1x Spandex Shorts
1x Charcoal Teeth Whitening Gel
1x Princess Bag
10x Boxes of Metallic Stick-on tattoos (daughter immediately applied the moon to her arm)
1x Giant Shiatsu Pillow Yeah! (I think)
Looking through this thread, seeing things they have been including for YEARS!!! I now understand why they need a bigger warehouse. Meh - the original hoarders.
Got my Fuko today, and in the short span of about 4 minutes, I uttered the phrase “I can’t believe my luck” three times!
15.9 lbs. 31x20x7 in. Dang, I thought to myself, that’s a lotta Fuko.
Arrived home, couldn’t believe my eyes. It was an AOC box. About the size of a 27" monitor. “I can’t believe my luck!” I proclaimed, excitedly!
I opened the box, wondering if perhaps this was a trick, but no, there it was, protected by bubble wrap! This is actually a 27" monitor! “I can’t believe my luck!”, I said again, thinking to myself that this was the best $5 I had ever spent.
Then I took off the bubble wrap. Lo and behold… “I can’t believe my luck…”
I should have known, that’s why it’d have been in a Fuko. Bag of bad luck, indeed… Anyways, thanks Meh folks for all the fun over the past few years. I was the recipient of 5 Fukos during my time here, and I consider myself very Fuku for that
@hanzov69@pyudin Staples accepts monitors (not TVs) for recycling.
“Recycle your old, unwanted technology at your local Staples® store. We’ll responsibly and securely recycle them at no cost to you — any brand, any condition, even if you purchased it somewhere else.” Staples
All Staples stores except for our smaller-format stores in New York City and Washington, D.C. accept electronics for free recycling every day they are open"
Monitors are on the list. I’d argue. Or find the next nearest store.
2x sports bras S/M and L/XL
2x Meh micro-USB “bungee” cables that don’t stretch
2x yellowed GPS mounts
1 Who? playing cards
1 Trip glasses
1 red birthday bag
The definition of “meh.” I’ll be able to use the USB cables, at least. I won’t bother with a pic since everything is been posted already. Thanks for the fun!
My Fuko arrived today, two days early! In addition to the red bag, there was only this one item. Which is something I did not have but am now thrilled to own. Thank you, Meh!
Just received a Deebot mini 2 in good condition. Bag and playing cards crammed in the box. Could be time to get a Deebot vs. Neato death match going. Thanks for the haul Meh!
More fuko prizes! More cameras, but still no doorbell camera. Not bad at all though. Wine bottle is an umbrella. Another highlight if the waterproof vibrating “face stimulator”.
Thanks!
@Limewater@medz I use to work for a mfg company years ago and we would get one off product samples before making a purchase. Maybe this is the case for this product?
Like $80 on morningsave right now! I just got back from a venture into what’s been happening on the morningsave forums lately. Bless those morningsave shoppers’ hearts.
1 x Deebot Vacuum - All accessories inside. Returned item. Charging now to see if it works. Brother would love it
1 x Hoverboard - Missing the “carrying case”. Returned. Saw a small bit of Christmas paper on the box. Charging now to see if it works.
1 x GPS Dash Mount
1 x Meh Phone Stand
1 x Mr/Mrs Who cards
1 x Tildest “practice” golf ball
My box included: the bag, and 2 golf balls, inside a very used Keurig Rivo Cappuccino and Latte System.
Someone obviously returned it, after using it. They didn’t bother to clean it very well, and… Left a used pod inside the unit too!
There was dried milk & water stains in the frother cup. The drip catcher was smeared with coffee & milk, like it had been wiped with a wet paper towel, and hastily crammed back into the box, or something.
I was a little creeped out, but thought - it’s probably just as clean as buying from a garage sale, or flea market. Which I never do, but - my husband would! And hey - I don’t drink coffee, but - my husband does!
Took the entire unit apart - washed with hot soapy water - rinsed - dried - wiped it down with alcohol. If it works, and I make him a cappuccino - maybe he won’t die.
What do you know – it worked! And, it’s been 3 hours, and my husband isn’t sick yet, so - that’s something!
Thanks, Meh! You finally sent me something that works!
My package was clocked in at around 16 lbs. I was excited. I get my big box and lo and behold its a 28 inch AOC brand monitor. After looking through the reveal thread I was real worried that it might be cracked or otherwise damaged beyond repair. The Meh gods do smile upon me though because I plugged in in and it works just fine.
@Aryk Got the same thing. Just got it set up and it looks amazing. Be sure to download the color profile from AOC’s site, and set the color preset to sRGB.
Thanks MEH!
Vivitar simply beautiful two and one combo kit
Meshare camera thing
Wireless charging pad
Fusion lite fitness tracker thingy
FDT Wi-Fi camera - most interested in giving this a go
Fuku bag
Awesome, Thanks! Looking forward to the first BOR!
Penultimate reveal
My first (of two) Final Fukos has arrived amid much confusion. Both made it all the way to Oregon together, then one missed the bus for the next leg of its journey.
They were scheduled to be delivered Fri the 20th. Then estimate was pushed back to Monday the 23rd, Then pushed back further to Wed the 25th. Yesterday they changed it to Sat the 21st. One came today.
So I rec’d a very nice Food Saver setup with bags, attachments, and some sealable storage containers. I currently use the second one ordered from meh, this is much fancier (and bigger). It appears to be a return just from the box, everything inside looks new.
Just to add icing to the birthday cake, I got
-Fashionable unlucky meh tote bag
-Who cards
-A Build-your-own phone stand; a cherished piece of mehmorabilia.
Thanks so much @snapster@dave@ChadP and the whole meh crew. Incredible and appreciated sendoff.
I had to sit and look at the box all day as I had promised the hubbie that I would let him open today’s box. It was totally worth the wait though when he opened it to find a Ninja Cooking System! I’m am unbelievably happy! Thank you Meh!
I got me a chick watch Laura Ashley, I got me a mecamera wifi cam, i got some wireless ear buds, a bag, a meta watch Brandnew but still dead company so cant get it to finish set up. i got 2 illumibowls, and a GPS holder
Watching this thread and being my first Fuko, my expectations leapt everywhere. What could it be? There’s been monitors, TVs, Food Savers, cleaning bots, heated brushes, golf balls, mini fridges, hoverboards, dehumidifiers, steam mops, vacuums, some junk, some new, wow!!
Mine? A whoooole entire box of Royal Deluxe neon green hair straighteners, a practice golf ball and the infamous red fuko tote! 12 straighteners in total, all new in box except 1 that appears opened but unused.
Now the mind is reeling on about wtf to do with all these? I know about 4 folks I can gift one to…beyond that tho? Help me decide:
Option 1: Open a neon green themed salon?
Option 2: Hack together a 1200 watt grill with the plates and start a new negative-ion infused(?) grilled food craze? Shark Tank here I come! Bonus: bright green is already staple branding for healthy food!
Option 3: Stroll around downtown Portland and randomly hand them out to anyone with curly/wavy hair. Highly suggesting they need it.
Option 4: Fashion a new alter-ego: Edward Hairstraightnerhands?
Option 5: Meh…
The box was on its last legs…tape only barely holding the left side together, lol.
Can’t find pricing though. Currently finding them on Amazon/eBay ranging from $50-$100. Box suggests $350, lol!!
It had quite the adventure getting here with varying delivery dates ranging from next Tuesday, Monday, Saturday, back to Tuesday and finally settling on today just 2 days ago.
FedEx details:
28.2 lbs / 12.79 kgs
18x16x15 in.
Actual dimensions:
18x15.5x15 in.
Weight: No scale but definitely feels close to 30lbs.
Long time Fuku buyer, first time Reveal poster. Count me in for the “I got something I’ve been thinking about buying, but never pulled the trigger.”
I got a refurb KITCHENAID PRO 600 MIXER! And it’s in EMPIRE RED!
I wanted one pretty bad before I had to give up carbs less than a year ago, so this is interesting… Any ideas for how to use this thing in a low-carb diet?
Oh, and I got a Dr. Who playing cards and the dumb phone non-cable connector and the Fuku bag. 8am purchase.
So, a little background here - I had blown the timing for the first two offerings of the day. Come 4 PM’s VMP offering, I was ready. Blasted through the Captcha’s like a pro, and… “Something went terribly wrong” then “Sold out.” Gaaaah!
So I posted my opinion of Captcha and sulked away into the Fuko-less sunset. Next evening, I notice emails from meh at 16:02 of the Fuko day, one canceling a duplicate Fuko and the other confirming a Fuko order for (drumroll) $0. Whaaaat??
I can only guess that a diligent Meh employee noticed the crash and burn of my order, and fixed it for free. --Thank you whoever you are!–
A few days later our 7-year old granddaughter was scheduled to spend the night with us, so I kept the just arrived Fuko box so she could help open it. She thought it was hilarious - especially that Granddaddy had received a pink princess gift bag. I also noticed that the polka dotted, bowed socks were kid sized, and she was amazed that part of the haul was for her. Then my wife stepped in the room and asked “Uh, how much did you pay for this??” and I proudly said “Nuthin. It’s meh’s birthday.” Next thing she said was, “That’s a pretty nice looking bag, perfect for traveling…” then “Hey, I was about to go buy full size sheets for our guests next week.” The only thing left for me was the prized meh bag. And that suited me just fine. Well done, meh, well done. And Happy Birthday!
Holy Meh, there’s actually one coming my way! Not getting too excited (or worried) since the box is 7"x7"x7", only weighs a pound total, and won’t arrive until after I leave for a road trip north to see my Dad.
Hats off to my hero @capguncowboy! True to his word, he sent me a much coveted Meh Fuko bag and not only that, but a pair of very Mediocre Socks!!! Thank you, @capguncowboy!!! I’ve already had to warn The People Who Will Not Leave™ the socks are mine, mine, MINE!
One of my free fukos arrive yesterday.
One Remington razor that will not charge and was clearly returned. Anyone have any idea what I can do with it?
6 size L/XL sports bras that surprisingly fit me
2 decks of who playing cards
Build your own phone stand with charger for Samsung… uh I have an iPhone. Thanks I guess
Micro usb charging cable which I can’t use but maybe my bro can
And Sapphire says thanks for the box, she loves it!
Three prize fukos appeared today! Meshares, really cool VerveOnes+ earbuds, hair straightener, face lift stuffs, wifi home cams, a portable DVR player, FDT Camera, reusable heat pad for your back, ab shocky thing, 2 usb cords, some meh phone stand thingies, and lots of fun stuffs such as the above mentioned! The red bags are not pictured as they are immediately taken to my bag stack. I am so psyched for my next trip to Aldi. I am going to be super prepared! Thank you a bunch more Meh!
I didn’t get the last Fuko, but I got one from April Fool’s Day, so I’ll reveal it here! It was a big-un! I didn’t weigh/measure it, but from my first picture, you can tell it was nothing to scoff at.
The goods:
One (1) meh Bag (obviously)
One (1) Awkward Family Photos Book
Two (2) Meshare Wireless Cameras
One (1) Zmodo WiFi Doorbell
One (1) Zmodo Beam Alert WiFi Extender
One (1) Shark Rotator Lift-Away Vacuum
One (1) Morphic M62 Series Watch
Overall, for my first Fuko Bag… not bad. I ended up gifting all the Smart Home stuff to my sister for her birthday, since it costed my nothing, and she’s about to move into a new house!
1x Fuko bag
1x 10ft bungee USB cable
1x keychain USB/Phone stand
1x Pack of playing cards
1x GPS Dashmount
1x Vivitar 2-in-1 Flat Iron and Heated Brush
1x Zmodo Pivot HD Security Cam + 2 door sensors
That last one is $80 on Amazon! Woo! Thanks so much, AGAIN Meh. You guys have been unbelievably generous.
I am late posting this, but our birthday fuko was great!
-Fuko bag
-POW! And SPLAT! fly swatter
-GPS holder (went to church rummage sale)
-Garment steamer (also to church)
-Tablet stand
-meh micro USB charger and phone stand
-And the best thing in this bag for us was an 11" Ballarini Verona stir fry pan!! Looks awesome and already replaced an older crappier one we had!!
Late post, below is the contents of my birthday Fuko
1 Fuko bag
1 Captain Jack Army .45 cap pistol
2 Mentos Now mints orange expired 4/2018
1 Twin Down Comforter
1 Chefman Sous Vide Precision Cooker
The cooker came in a bag with instructions but no box. I had wanted one of these for a long time and was really hoping it would work. Plugged it in and put it in pot of water and it will turn on but will not heat the water. I think it thinks the water is not between the min and max levels even though it is.
Oh well, was worth a shot, thanks Meh! for the hope and then disappointment.
Got my first and last Fukoburo a few days ago.
Meh Fukobukuro:
1 pair of fly swatters
1 Small fabric, excuse me “Vegan Leather”, suitcase (which IS sorta cute)
2 Gyro GPS holders (these weigh a lot)
1 Fuko bag
1 Biggish drone missing a few parts (IE camera) that was returned to Meh last summer. Teeny little drone may be salvageable, but I think that’s all.
That said, the POW fly swatters made us both laugh.
@AnniKat as you type your post, there is a butotn at the bottom of the text box that has a “picture” symbol on it… click that and you can either upload your image or choose a web link.
Came here to express my appreciation for the final Fuko, and sorry to say I was not disappointed.
Meh Bag
VMP Socks
Trip Glasses
Martian mVIP watch
Zmodo set (Video doorbell, range extender, power box)
Spider Creepy Mug
Pro Cabello hair straightener
Dying to try out the video doorbell but my house never had an existing one on the front door (side door under the carport yes, but front door no… very odd) so I just need to figure out how to run some wire and wire it up.
Here’s my free forum Fuko:
-So there’s the red bag
-a garment steamer
-2 different wifi cameras
-gps beanbag
-usb to micro-usb cable
-playing cards that my daughter immediately absconded with
The meshare camera is opened, and while the foscam is factory sealed, the box rattles a bit. I’ll play around with them next weekend.
Went to the post office today to pick up my held mail.
Still no phone data so no photos
Fuko I paid for - taping failure but fortunately some of the tape was stuck on the pillow so likely that saved me from everything falling out. Since most of the box was untaped no idea what was missing but even if something was there is still enough there (unlike the time where the box was totally empty) that I can’t complain…
Paid for fuko:
fuko bag
bamboo pillow - feels like a trampoline so probably can’t use
bricked hairbursh/hair dryer thing (my daughter would have loved it)
Bluetooth purple exercise mat actually in the draw string carrying bag. Looks untouched by human hands so maybe works (will list on the trade thread if it does)
3 phone stands with those keychain chargers (android - will list on the trade thread as I have an iphone)
3 android 10" cords - will list these on the trade thread and will trade - especially if you have one for an iphone)
Undamaged 15"x20" Merlottie’s bar and grill sign framed for hanging. Says HBO so this must be from a show from there? (will trade on that thread)
10 ivy wall self adhesive stickers packs for home decorating - examples for use given on the packaging (for those who can’t possibly image why you’d ever use these) are on plates, shades, walls, metal briefcase (will trade on that thread)
Free fuko from one of the contests:
clothes steamer which when I plugged in the light went on but don’t know yet if it actually heats - was a return with a scratched out comment that looks like it was returned due to being broken
fuko bag
1 phone stand with those keychain chargers (android - will list on the trade thread)
1 ten foot android cord (again will list on the trade thread).
So nothing I can use/want but do have 2 fuko bags out of the deal that I will keep so there is that .
Free Fuko came yesterday (to my suprise. Didn’t expect it until today), and here’s what was in it…
A pair of Michael Kors sunglasses. My sister or brother’s wife will probably sneak it away.
2 pairs of socks, a red Fuko bag, and a sleek XL black meh shirt. (AND A PUPPY!!!..not really. His name is Pixel)
The most surprising thing (and the biggest thing) was this ceiling fan. Which I probably won’t be able to use until I have my own place. Cool nonetheless tho.
I missed out on the snap cable/phone stand giveaway when my VMP was “paused” due to credit card expiration. So I’m happy about finally getting one, even though I have no use for it. The Dyson attachment is one I don’t have and wanted to try, so another win. Drone is previously opened and repacked. Zmodo stuff may get played with mostly for the door/window sensors. So maybe not the best, but probably my best one yet. Thanks, Meh and The Fuko Pirates!
I was able to run home at lunch to open my latest Fuko. It weighed in at 4.8 lbs so it’s the lightest I’ve received so far but probably also the most useful to me.
Red Fuko Bag
Wine Gift Bag
Pocket Ring phone attachment (opened but complete)
Power Core Charge Tabs (woohoo! something compatible with my iPhone…even if it’s just these things lol)
Siege Strawberry Lemonade Pre-Workout powder (sealed, expires 10/18)
Fusion 2 Fitness Band (looks new)
Faux Candle (the base needs to be glued back on but it works well. Who’s desk did this come from?)
Pink BCBGeneration Purse with bonus tetanus.
For some reason there were sharp metal wires stuck into the hand strap in 2 places. Luckily they were easy to remove and didn’t damage the bag much. I actually quite like it and will probably use it.
Well, FedEx lied about the package weight being 1 lb. My back wishes it was that weight. In fact, the beast weighed in at 33 lbs! I hurt my back dragging the carton up a flight of stairs to my apartment, so now I’m sitting here with a heating pad in 80 degree weather.
The main item is a not-new “Rock Solid Whole Body Vibration Machine.” I actually considered buying one, but the price and weight stopped me. I can already see that parts are missing, but hopefully it has a power cord somewhere. If my back feels better tomorrow, I will dig for the cord and try it out. If it works, this will be the best Fuko ever! Thanks @ChadP ! Of course if it doesn’t work, I’ll probably rupture a disk dragging it to the dumpster.
Also stuffed in the box was a red Fuko bag, 4 pairs of socks and a Meh XL T-shirt, which doesn’t look very XL.
The set of 3 radios is the best, so excited to try them out!
Also there was : keep salad cool bowl, red meh bag, 2 sets of Mr Mrs who cards, a Kylie Ren action fig, and a fun little drone that the hubby immediately ran off with.
@lordbowen Now you are getting my undeserved hopes up for getting some of those radios, was just looking at some yesterday and have package scheduled for delivery later this week.
I know they will crush all my hopes, have been there done that but still I bring them back.
Well I was notified that my free Fuko is scheduled to delivery Thursday. It is weighing at at a whopping 13.2 lbs with dimensions of 20x15x11 in. Oh the possibilities!!!
/image smelly light nugget
Just got to grabbing mine from our building desk. Got 2, bundling them together:
1 mini purple hair straightener (Thank you! Favorite color (hi Barney!), I’m going to play with this next time I want to do something fun with my wavy hair)
1 Martian watch (My boyfriend has an early birthday present! He’s been wanting a smartwatch!)
2 Meh bags
A massaging seat thingy
Zmodo smart wifi doorbell/power accessory-Not sure if I can use this with my condo, but going to find out!
MeShare camera with two-way audio-Gonna have to look this up. See if I can pair it with the
Zmodo Pivot camera.
2x charcoal teeth whiteners, a bunch of the one use phone chargers I passed along to my old office, a meh phone stand, the bungee usb cables (perfect, I just broke my last of the old ones last week!), and a pair of socks
OK Meh, you win. The BOC I got from woot had a scrub brush, a usb lamp, a paper bag, and a pair of cat mugs. Yawn!
a week later i am stilled pissed that this is what i received…along with the original RMA note…not sure why MEH would even keep it…REALLY not sure why they would send it out again as an item that someone paid for…and paid shipping on top of that…5 dollars or 50, I work hard for my money…but no worries, I will get my pound of flesh.
@fastharry I get bricked items too. Like you I am not sure why they send out things they know are bricked, although some things I doubt they know other than they can’t resell them because of the situation with the packaging, been used, or whatever. If this is all you got write support.
@fastharry I have to wait until I’m as important as @fastharry to complain about a fuko(or Instant Regret Kit henceforth) I’m not sure I’ll ever get to that level
A prize fuko arrived today. The box looked as though it had seen some things on its journey here, lol. I received 4 pieces of copper cookward, 4 pairs of socks, a red bag, and a “Meh.” shirt. Everything is useful and appreciated!!! Thank you!
My final Final Fuko arrived today. Weighing in at 6.8 lbs.
Red Fuko bag
Milan handbag w/broken strap
Spider Creepy Cup
Meshare Camera - hopefully this one will actually connect to my wifi
Ion Sound Shine Lightbulb Speaker - pretty excited to try this out. If it works it will probably replace the outlet speaker I bought from meh a couple of years ago
Zmodo Pivot - this was partially obscured at the bottom of the box and at first I thought it was doorbell (!!) but I’ll still have fun playing around with it.
Thank you again, Meh! Your birthday was the best holiday this year
The Sound Shine box was opened but it appeared to be brand new and it works great. The Pivot had one corner of the box dented in (I’m guessing it was dropped) but it too looks brand new though I haven’t had a chance to actually test it yet.
The folks at Meh.com outdid themselves once again! Thank you @ChadP@Snapster and everyone else for your kindness and generosity.
I received my FREE!!! box today. Why was it free you asked, simply because I honestly said I did not deserve it, but really wanted it! Apparently honesty pays
Box was 13.2 lbs and had dimensions of 20x15.11
Foosdaver FM2800 Looks like it was a return but all parts were present and it works perfectly (yea me!)
It included a bunch of bags/film and neat-o accessories. Oh yeah and it is PURPLE! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
Black and PURPLE sports bra - how did you know I needed one (and it is in my size, yea me again!)
Who Playing cards (anyone want to trade?)
Smart phone Lens Kit ( anyone want to trade?)
Pro Cabello Mini Styler (anyone want to trade?)
Star Wars The Black Series “The Ghost” model (anyone want to trade?)
Most importantly - the highly sought after, never to be seen again Fuko bag
@Kidsandliz thanks I appreciate it, but I am more on the curvy side. I have been dieting for MONTHS and just for down to the XL!! It will be a while before I could get into that small of a size. Thank you for thinking of me though!
Here’s the box I got from @chadp:
Refurb FoodSaver with bags and accessories
Pink hair straightener
Smartphone lens kit
Mr & Mrs Who? cards
Fuko bag
Green sports bra L/XL size
Freebie had:
Foodsaver with bags and accessories - kept the accessories, didn’t have those, have nice foodsaver, so win for that
Pink hair thingee - my AA took that
Smartphone lens set. no one wanted
Cards - i kept that
A Star Wars Ship - coworkers son claimed it
Red bag
My second and ultimate arrived with an awesome camera assortment. I was sure I could look back and use someone else’s photo, but it turns out they’re all a little different. Like snowflakes
Another red fuko bag, which I used to save but have added to my shopping rotation hoping someone out there will recognize it and make contact.
Pretty cool Kylo Ren figure
Trip glasses. No comment.
Meshare wifi camera new
Zmodo Pivot camera w/ bt speaker new
Foscam IP indoor wireless IP camera refurb
Can anyone explain the different purpose of these? Because I really want to set one up for home security and I’m relatively clueless about electronics.
Meh, you guys have been too good to us. Again, many thanks.
Perfect fuko sendoff.
Happy birthday!
@ChadP and they made it, but late and I couldn’t edit photos until today. We are super happy with these items and the ones we can’t use are going to be donated to a fundraiser for the Special Hockey team we founded here in our little town. Thanks so much to you, and all the fine folks here at Meh.
Fuko Opening Video: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/289306392 (this was the one I won by saying NO… The other one was too big… and I need to post the photos…)
2nd fuku arrived. Once again I wasn’t home so wife told me about it. I haven’t actually seen it yet.
Apparently there is:
A really tacky purse covered in “M’s”.
A box of menopause relief tea.
A random Xmas gift bag.
A fuku bag.
A mystery item. Not sure if it is a clothing steamer or some type of hair device. Came sans box so wife doesn’t know what it is.
@medz@stardate820926 I’ll keep my fingers crossed… At least that would make a good gift even if the Mrs. has already told me it’s ugly… My sister can have it… She’s more obsessed with how much something sells for rather than what it looks like. Sis will like an ugly purse if she thinks it is expensive… It’s how she’s wired.
@CaptAmehrican@chadp marinated my chicken in teriyaki marinade in the food saver marinade thing. I would say huge improvement. Marinade made it about twice as far into the chicken as normal. If anything i need to lower the amount of soy sauce in my recipe due to a but salty from so much marinade absorbed. Excellent.
5 pairs of those kids socks with the bow
1 sports bra with tag on it but not my style
1 unknown broken item that when plugged in a red light comes on and nothing happens
fuko bag
used, but reasonably clean, blue tooth ear buds no idea if they work, has the cord, missing the wall plug thing
new wired ear buds
rag
a couple of small paper bags
user manual for a hover folding scooter (no folding scooter in there - too bad)
promotional cheapo keychain with flashlight that works
or the bluetooth earbuds might be missing some sort of holder - big rectangular spot in the packaging that is empty. Made in china with no brand name. Just says sports headset.
@RiotDemon OK I finally figured out what it was. A used, in no packaging (hopefully clean since I touched with without wearing gloves), sex toy massager (looked over the list of what meh had sold in the past and found it). Gross. Stuff like that really needs tossed and not sent out in fukos regardless of it being a fuko and not fuku.
@RiotDemon Well it looks like that one more or less - missing the big end piece but there is a connector thing that something attaches to. The light is definitely red when plugged in and turned on, it weakly vibrates for a second or two and then stops even when plugged in after being charged for several hours (no charger but an android “plug in”; if you unplug that then nothing) and it was just loose in the box, cord wasn’t even tied up. Maybe it was one sent to them to try to get them to buy them to sell, staff messed with it joking around (not actually using it for it’s unintended use?) and then they threw it in a fuko box? I don’t know. But I am 99% sure that is what it is. It is now outside in the trashcan for trash pickup, along with all the other bricked things I got.
This was not a good round fuko even with the contest winnings - if it involved power it was bricked (except the promotional dollar store key chain keyhole flashlight and even that the light is nearly out so it needs a battery) - this, two wireless earbuds, brush hair dryer…even most of the android charger cords don’t work as a friend tested them for me. It is what it is but I had been hoping with buying one and winning two there might have been, collectively, less trash and a few more “good” things even if they were items I’d be gifting. Oh well.
I received my 2nd and 3rd Fukos today. Thanks Meh! I’m not sure about the newness of all the items, but most of the ones that appear to not have cooties will probably be donated to my friend’s annual charity auction (which is what I did with most of the stuff in my Birthday BOC). Here’s the combined list, which includes some interesting stuff:
• Titan Juxt Men’s Smartwatch (nice box!)
• Very used Zmodo Smart WiFi Doorbell plus Beam Alert Smart WiFi Range Extender
• Additional Beam Alert Smart WiFi Range Extender
• Akribos XXIV Ladies Watch AK1047
• Nixon Catalyst Women’s Watch A918-180-00
• Michael Kors Wannabe Milan Handbag
• Dynamic Innovation Labs Non-Surgical Lifting Sonic Device
• 2 Pair Pink FresheBuds Ultra Wireless Earbuds
• 5-in-1 Universal Clip Lens for Mobile Device
• Gabba Goods Dash Cam Witness
• Sealed Box 6 Pieces Blast! Power Gum
• 11 Pairs of Amu Socks
• Chill-Luxe King Size 6-Piece Sheet Set (I don’t have a king size bed)
• 2 Red Fuko Bags
• No Texas Air (could have used some)
• No Roomba
Oh what do you do when you realize what a total ass you are and you fuko your fuko post!? What happened was I wrote this amazing long, very descriptive and dare I say somewhat amusing post about the total shock and awe I received when I got my fuko bag! It had angels singing, dogs barking, postwoman coming, me hiding, you judging me for hiding, ex-hubbies redeemed, squealing, yelling and dancing but most of all it was about a saint. Yes I said Saint. It was about Saint @Thumperchick who bestowed upon me such an amazing gift. It was a truly gripping tale…sigh So today after a stent in the hospital (yes I’m making excuses) I finally felt up to checking on my crazy meh family’s witty retort’s and much to my dismay I couldn’t find it. MY FRICKEN POST DIDN’T POST! I suck! The reason I feel so bad is @thumperchick sent me the bag after reading my post about my ex-hubby showing up and how I missed my last chance for the final fuko. I never knew it was sent to me until it showed up so you can imagine how excited I was but the crappy thing is I never acknowledged or thanked her until now because of my posting mishap. Please @thumperchick don’t think I didn’t appreciate it. If you look at my photo (thank god for google photos) you’ll see I even colored a Birthday Irk with his tee shirt in your honor. As an added note I tried to match his socks to one of two pairs I received. So to make a long post even longer here is what I got in my bag. OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! If you look closely at the Disney birthday gift bag it has fricken Thumper on it! It was meant to be! So without further ado here is what I received:
A Disney @thumperchick gift bag
2 pairs of really cute AMU socks
Fashion Design leggings
A brand new LONDON FOG PURSE!!
the last Fuko amazing bag
but most of all I received the kindness from @Thumperchick. I know it sounds corny but it really and truly meant a lot to me. I know it’s just a bag of stuff but it was really sweet of you to send it to me and I really want to thank you so finally THANK YOU and thank you if you got this far in reading this very long post.
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@candiedisilvio1 If you don’t have children (girls) I know a place that would love them. I got a bunch of those princess bags in a previous fuko (like a dozen or so) and the Ronald McDonald house in Houston was thrilled to get them. Each month they celebrate birthdays and so were going to use them then. Actually if the socks are still in their bags they’d probably love them too.
@thumperchick, @woodhouse and etc. if meh has any more of those left and you are looking to an alternative to trashing them or adding them to IRK’s A Ronald McD’s house would be a wonderful place to drop them off. They joy they’d give there is probably worth the rest of us getting one less thing in future IRK’s.
My birthday prize Fuko just arrived.
I’m going to take some pictures and post them and the full inventory after lunch.
For now, I’ll just say that it is definitely worth at least what I paid for it.
I also received at least one item that I wanted (Mr. & Mrs. Who? playing cards).
Only disappointment is that I had this fantasy that they’d make an attempt to replicate at least a part of my Fuko dream, but no dice; No Weird Al Yankovic action figure, not even a mini harmonica.
So I received my first ever Fuko about a week ago, and the last ever today (no middle? I wrote a poem! An awful, rhyming, haiku poem!)
The first was a delightful surprise after years of reading others:
-Bag
-A Zmodo Pivot pack
-Dashcam
-Meshare camera
-Deck of Who cards
-Irk cardboard stand with some sort of connector thingy?
-A MARTIAN WATCH!! I love these things. Yes, they’re now extinct as a company. Yes, they are pretty limited. I don’t care, I love them!
Except this one seems to be malfunctioning.
The second included a few similar:
-Bag
-Dashcam
-Meshare camera
But also…
-Zmodo doorbell monitor
-Zmodo beam alert
And this rather largish box for a sonic toothbrush:
Oh, I see! Six. SIX.
What are you saying, Meh? Are you suggesting I need to brush more? Well, fine, because I do travel a lot and these will be very handy!
I’m a bit disappointed not to have any bags of that sweet, sweet Texas air. And not to have been the lucky recipient of a pallet of Martian watches. (If you ever send me a pallet of Martian watches, I promise to fill a baby pool with them and upload video of me rolling around in them).
But I am SO GLAD Meh had these contests, because crappy CenturyLink means I will never get one directly.
I wish I’d paid more attention earlier, but it definitely has me re-interested in the forums. So thank you, Meh!
Alright - my Fuko arrived in a slightly beat up and obviously re-taped box, and one of the first things I noticed was a label saying “To: Return Center” and a receipt taped to the side which, among other things, said, “reason: Damage”…
Also spotted on the outside were labels indicating it was originally purchased from Walmart.com, the name, address and user ID of the original purchaser and the words “FoodSaver”.
First thing I noticed when I opened the box was that Meh was kind enough to stuff some other items in the box with the damaged FoodSaver - phew!
First item I ID’ed was a deck of Mr. & Mrs. Who? playing cards - something I actually wanted! Done. That’s all I had to see - totally worth the $0 + 0$ shipping I paid for it.
Anyway, the full contents are as follows:
Red Fuko bag
FoodSaver vacuum sealer thingie with a whole bunch of accessory odds & ends. Returned item with unspecified and unconfirmed damage.
Mr. & Mrs. Who? playing card deck w/ images of the Beatles, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, possibly Mick Jagger and a bunch of other people I couldn’t care less about (ok, the Michael Jackson card is kinda cool, too).
striiv Fusion 2 activity tracker*
acesori 5 pc. Smartphone Camera Lens Kit*
(*both items that I would enjoy using if I had a smartphone, which I don’t, which renders them both completely useless)
Also, as with all significantly sized items ordered (or awarded) from the internet, it included a cat play-house.
Smokey in da box:
Ah, there’s something wrong w/ the picture unloader - 3 different pictures were all displaying the same image.
Was able to solve it by editing, adding 1 pic, saving, and repeating, but now it won’t let me edit anymore, so here’s the last pic…
My 4th of 5 total Fukos arrived yesterday. Another decent haul:
1x Fuko bag
2x Golf Balls
1x Playing Cards
1x Tripglasses
1x Spider Creepy Cup
1x MeShare Security Camera
1x Titan Juxt Smart Watch
The watch looks good and appears to work well. I wasn’t optimistic because it was just thrown into the box (or possibly fell out of the case as the hinges were broken). I had to reset it to get it to do anything, but once I did it was pretty easy to setup/use. I managed to to repair the display case too; it looked like the hinge slats just dislocated from the lid. It’s a huge watch. I don’t think I’ll actually wear it, practically speaking, but it’s fun to play with for now.
Thanks Meh! Once again, amazed with the stuff we’re getting.
Fuko 1
Pursonic toothbrush - new
Motorola camera
TrueBuds headphones - new
Meshare camera - used
Red Fuko Bag
Fuko 2
Refurbished Shark Mop
Red Fuko bag
Meh USB phone charger
Fuko 3
Spider creepy cup
Zmodo video doorbell - new
Trip glasses
Palm NRG abdominal exerciser - new
Sports bra size small
Red Fuko bag
Fuko 4
Spider creepy cup
Who? Playing cards
Sports bra size small
Meshare camera - new
Martian Envoy G10 watch
Sports camera with approximately 250 small parts
Golf ball (Finally, I was feeling left out)
The Martian watch doesn’t tell time or get message alerts, but can make calls. Not sure what to do with it. As for the rest of it, I guess I’ll pour a beer into a spider cup and try the abdominal exerciser and trip glasses at the same time. Should make for an interesting Saturday night. So long and thanks for all Fukos, Meh!
Got surprised with a 2nd fuko prize, contents as follows:
Meh bag
Zmodo doorbell cam
zmodo wifi range extender
filtered shower head (Was great to finally replace that old junk shower head in our shower)
euphore titanium infused moisturizer
wireless charging pad
blue sky collapsible bowl
lens kit
build your own phone stand
I was surprised I got one at all. I was excited to be getting one even knowing ahead of time it was going to useless. Well, I got it and I’m not excited any more because it’s all useless to me.
Two sets of wireless earbuds
Smart doorbell
DVR camera pen (I guess great for all that spy work I’ll now be doing).
One of those stupid smartphone camera lenses
Seizure-simulating (and possibly inducing) glasses. Seriously. This one gave me a chuckle at least. It’ll be fun for at least 30 seconds.
Not bad for free. Surprisingly I’d probably have been fine spending $5 on it! Most of this can at least go as presents to smartphoneaholics I know.
A+ Meh. Thanks for giving me your junk so I can give it to someone else! (Just like a fruitcake. Does anyone really like them…?)
TV sound bar at that requires remote
no remote
male to male 1/8" audio cable
hideous used michael kors purse with a fake gem stud in one of the pockets
Two prize fukos today The haul:
King size sheet set
Zmodo Beam Alert Wifi Extender
camera lens kit
sports bra
phone stand thingy
travel garment steamer
refurbished IP cam
mini styler
milan purse
2 awesome red fuko bags
& lots of fun!
Thanks Meh
I’m glad I got two of the zmodo doorbell cameras. The first one I hooked up did nothing. No LED lights, no chime, nada. I just swapped it for the 2nd one (which looked in worse condition) and it lit up straight away. Seems to be working fine now. I didn’t use the Beam thing as I figured my signal was fine and that’s just an extra variable.
Pro tip: If you’re having trouble setting it up to connect to your wifi, make sure you disable your phone’s cell data or put it in airplane mode and then turn on wifi only. I think my phone was seeing that the doorbell wifi signal did not have internet access so it was trying to use my cell data network to complete the setup. Obviously for that step, you want it to communicate with the doorbell wifi and not use the cell data.
@medz do you have a mechanical or digital chime? I’ve heard that some people use this with a digital chime, but it just makes a buzz… I’m still trying to find a resistor for mine. I’ll probably have to order one.
@RiotDemon mechanical. I believe there is a little hammer that physically strikes two different bells when current goes through.
Edit: seems you’ll need a “digital doorbell adapter”
Has anybody gotten one of them meshare cameras to work? I get as far as connecting to wifi (scanning code on my phone with the camera). I’ve tried 3 different apps, they all seem to fail.
@lichme Nope. I’ve tried both of the ones I received with Meshare and Zmodo and neither ever connects to my wifi.
I’m still not 100% convinced it’s not something with my network though. I also received a Zmodo Pivot that looks brand new and it won’t connect either.
@lichme Haven’t tried yet, but probably will tonight. Dog got some foil off the stove top today and shredded it while eating leftover breading crumbs. (I get eating the crumbs, but did she really have to shred the foil?)
I plan to set the camera up in the kitchen so I can yell at her remotely when she gets up to her shenanigans.
@medz@stardate820926 I’ll try the suggestion about the zmodo doorbell camera (disabling cell data/using airplane mode) on this thing too when I get home, and see if it helps.
@lichme therea small reset button on the cam on the back, used a paper clip, 20 seconds wait for the light to start flashing then try the barcode. My used unit is registered to another account and customer service says that they will not unlink it so it’s not a useless item.
@lichme@reg036 worked like a charm. When plugged in it was green light, so I did the pin hole reset and it flashed blue. Had phone in airplane mode and used the 2.4ghz band. I will say I changed wifi channel to 11 yesterday for doorbell, but I don’t think that mattered.
This is the fuko that the hubbie opened tonight. It had:
Red Fuko Bag
Irk Phone Stand thing
2 wifi doorbells
set of used headphones
GoGroove Move L3D Motion Light Speaker
& a JetJat Ultra Mini Drone that I decided to try out in the house and it turned into a bad “Batteries Not Included” re-enactment.
This was a super fun one!!! Thank you Meh-folks!!!
So, I’m not sure who’s packing these things but I got a bunch of useful stuff.
Fuko Bag & Irk Phone Stand thing.
A bra, that actually fits. Weird. Stalker much?
A waterproof bluetooth speaker thingy with a suction cup.
A creepy spider mug.
The MeShare Camera, that works - except at night…so at least you got one thing right.
Lenses for a cel phone.
Eyebrow pencil - a reasonable shade.
Facial Cleanser that I already used this morning.
My 5th of five fukos arrived last night and it was a…
FOODSAVER! That’s it! Just the Foodsaver shipped in it’s retail box. Not very Fuko-like, but nice all the same. Thanks SO SO much meh for all the lingering Birthday antics. This is was all a real treat!
So to round this out a bit, as I said, I got the food saver. To be specific, it was the 3200 Series (3230, I think?)
And while completely satisfied with that (assuming it was the end, finally), another, completely unexpected box appeared on my doorstep. It was pretty damaged, so I was super-excited, obviously.
It had small items stuffed into it including:
1x Fuko bag
1x Keysmart System (ironic because my new car now means I no longer carry keys)
1x Phone LensKit
1x Meshare Camera (my second)
1x Playing cards
But it’s a big box, right? The above was stuffed in and around this:
Thats right! ANOTHER FoodSaver, this is the FM2800 series, complete with bags, storage, all the accessories. This one in white! Wow!
TBH, I’ve never used one of these things before. We don’t keep a lot of on-hand meat – usually try to get through it within a week of purchase, so currently I don’t have much use for them, but definitely see the value. Seems like Meh REALLY wants me to try it out though so maybe I’ll give it a shot.
Received a prize Fuko today Got a beautiful maroon colored FoodSaver with attachments! It is super pretty and will be great to use! Also in the box was my red fuko bag, a fat-burning abdomen waist trainer cinch shaper corset and a golf ball Thank you all!!!
My birthday gift Fuko is lost somewhere in Fed Ex hell. It traveled to 3 different locations and has been in transit for the last 6 days.
/giphy you get what you pay for
Red Fuko Bag
SilverCrest Fitness Tracker
Foscam Wireless IP Camera
8 Pairs of Kid’s Socks - 2 Polka Dot and 6 Random Colorful Patterns (I have tiny feet so these will probably fit me lol)
@stardate820926@Moose
Ohhhhh… Sundries!
I failed to connect some dots there (which explains how good I am at catching bandits). That’s much better than anchovies!
Thanks @Moose and Meh!
This one seemed to have a bunch of open box returns in it. It had:
Red fuko bag
HP Titan Juxt Smartwatch (Giving issues but hopefully just the battery. I’ll find out later today. Giving to my dad)
Meshare Wireless Camera
Wasp ROX 4K Action Camera (with accessories)
Gabba Goods Neckbeats Bluetooth headset
Monster Vision VR headset for smartphones
Very satisfied with this one. Might actually get some good use out of this stuff
I got a surprise fuko. It had a hair straightener, a digital scale for baking, a set of fancy face masks, a “creepy cup” that has a spider built in to the bottom of the cup, a set of magnetic false eyelashes, and a red fuko bag. I am so happy. These things do seem awfully useful, except for the spider mug.
I got my fuko that I was awarded for participating in Moose’s Mafia Meh Forum Game. Never mind the fact those misguided, simple townsfolk suspected me of being a bandit and had me unrightfully executed…
Any ways… Here’s what I got:
4 pair of ladies socks, fuko bag, sealed refurb foscam, and one of those fitness trackers that fell off the previous fuko pallet.
Ooh, surprise fuko showed up for me, THANK YOU!!
2 pairs of ladies socks, a foscam camera, a fancy looking sonic toothbrush, 2 go belts, a pretty women’s watch with a ripply surface on top, a super fancy curling iron, a red fuko bag and an orange! one! Along with a fuku shirt! love it, thank you lovelies!
got 2 prize fukos or my meh tattoo and shirt designs…
first one, martian watch (works) trip glasses, creepy spider cup, smartphone lens kit, nrg back belt thingy, red fuko bag
second fuko, 3 piece ful spinner luggage set, freshebuds bluetooth earbuds, reebok med. sport pants, a couple eyelash things, a golf ball, sport tracker, and hot wheels star wars space ship, red bag (last five not pictured)
3-piece ful spinner luggage set
4-piece non-skid cutting mat set
A pair of lg Reebok sports pants
A golf ball
Nuovaglo teeth whitening system
Red Fuko bag
My first Fuko!
-Red meh bag
-food saver which will be really helpful for saving… Food…
-Martian Watch that I’m really enjoying other then the app for it not playing well with my Note8
-Travel hair straightener yay hair stuff!
-One golf ball ( ehh at least one ball is better then no balls )
-fusion 2 Fitbit thingy so I can truly see how much I don’t move or exercise now… meh…
Overall really happy with everything and it will all be put to good use.
But wait! Another package! This time from the seemingly one meh shirt and one ‘empty’ bag. What’s this?!
In this fuku box contains
-one orang and one red meh bags ( I really do love bags though so I’m ok with this. Send me all the bags!! Muahaha ( jk meh don’t really send me a million bags))…
one iPad bag (ooh another loved bag!)
-Straightening hair brush SWEET I can actually be even more lazy with my almost 2.5 foot long hair now
-Euphorie moisturizer for those daily facials (;
-3 wireless is cameras for watching
… Stuff…
-One pearl necklace in white so maybe that’s off of the lesser known White Pearl ship
-3 pairs of monster bash socks for those sock puppet shows later
-LED Smart symphony wireless speaker and LED light so I can set the mood with some WuTang or something similar later…
So amazed and this is definitely the highlight of my year (yes year… it’s been as bad as every other HA)
Thanks again meh overlords for everything and can’t wait for the instant regret that will surely come with the next kit.
Received my final surprise Foku from Sheriff @Moose and there were some fancy sundries! I don’t kniw what I did to deserve all this, but thank ya kindly!
This is the last of my prize fukos. I am unbelievably happy and thankful for all the items you all sent my way. My family and I had great fun trying to guess what was coming next and then dividing up the prizes once they got here.
I also have a pretty nice stack of Meh bags to use for Aldi trips and other fun shopping excursions! (There are a couple missing from the pile because they are in the car from the last trip I took!)
In b4 holy necro man! Yes, I’m here posting about my reveal MONTHS later because as stupid as it sounds, I couldn’t motivate myself enough to do it. I’m having a good day like I haven’t had in a very long time so I’m taking advantage of it to finally post. Why? I promised myself I would and not touch anything in the box until I did, and I kept it. No I’m making a new post, I’m posting it here where it belongs god damnit.
Obviously I should start with the only thing in the box that was of any interest.
Seriously, these are really good. Didn’t know they existed, and even better for getting the taste of salmiak tablets out of your mouth as you weep and scrape at your tongue in vain. Incidentally after you suffer them the first time they kinda grow on you. The salmiak that is. The mentos were great. Oh, and there was other junk in the box too
Considering when I cleaned my parents bathroom and I had to clean my 59 year old father’s pee off the wall I am going to assume the Illumibowl thingies will be of great use. I have no idea wtf the Zmodo things are.
In addition to the Mentos, I also got an installation offer for a security system I don’t own, and a random plug that I have no idea what it was supposed to go to. Life without mystery is just plain boring though so I’m not complaining. But seriously, if someone knows I’d like to have an answer just to sate my own curiosity.
Oh wait, I was given I think some pieces to a security system, maybe even possibly all of them! A minor miracle in and of itself. Sadly this was too late to help see who the hell keyed the entire side my car, thanks asshole!
Naturally, it’s not a fuko without a bag, and I’m happy to have another one to add to my stash of reusable bags. Can never get enough of them quite frankly.
I guess I got something else that’s kinda cool too.
I was stoked to get a Sous Vide cooker, but never used it until today because cooking too was just beyond me. Seeing as I finally am a somewhat functional can actually do adult things and take care of myself today, I ended up opening the box again to use it, which spurred me making good on what I promised myself. Surprisingly it actually works, or maybe I’m just too used to boxes of crap from Woot! which I haven’t ordered since before Amazon bought them out. Now I feel old. It made a great steak, that was nice and rare cooked 1.5 hours at 125 degrees and I enjoyed every bite. Huge upgrade from cereal or whatever random horror show that’s sending me to an early grave called food I usually eat since I can’t motivate myself to cook. It was a nice change.
I know I’m late to the party, but they say better late than never for a reason, and I want to give a late thank you for the box of fun rather than a never one. So thanks Meh.
@Tiamat114 I’m right there with ya. Except I haven’t posted yet. The motivation thing. Plus the good day thing. Combined with the idea that no one cares. And that others are worse off so guitmybitchin’ already! I’ll get there. Eventually.
@llangley@Tiamat114 Um…I believe you have mistaken jovial posting for somebody being offended Tiamat114. llangley is well-known for being a jokester. We all are. (well, most)
Maybe if you posted more often it would help you recognize good-natured kidding.
/either that or you really are a delicate fucking flower.
@llangley@therealjrn but hes not wrong, i take everything as i read seriously and usually as personal criticism because thats just how it is. I’m just going to delete this and that will be the end of it. Which apparently I can’t even do that.
As did I!! What I was trying to say was that I found in you Tiamat114 a kindred spirit of unmotivatedness (yep, not a word). And then listed my reasons for not having posted my FUKO reveal, lightly seasoned with feeling sorry for myself, hating myself even more for doing THAT, and reprimanding myself for all of it, finally sprinkled with a dusting of optimism. I am, by the way, a delicate fucking flower; you just won’t realize it if we ever meet.
Sorry I wasn’t able to get my point across very well. And, thanks, TRJ for having my back.
@owlhooter Woo hoo! Way to go!
Wow! Pretty nice stuff.
Seems more like a Fuko than a fuku…
Why does it look like a blond wig is still in the box? Did it come with a “doll”?
@raccoon81 My daughters claimed the box and had their dolls sitting in it as I took the picture.
@owlhooter Likely story! We will go with it though.
@owlhooter Great haul omgosh … that’s so awesome ! Enjoy your stuff & that is too cute that your daughters, took over the box for their dollies.
fancy fuko
Wow way to make all the rest in this thread look bad. Congrats on the nice haul.
Awesome haul! Did the online shipping weight ever change from one pound?
@Madboy121 Nope, mine never updated. But since I’m close to Meh it never hits another fedex point that it would update at, so usually my boxes don’t change weight, I was surprised it changed dimensions.
@owlhooter got it – thanks! My box dimensions changed, but not the weight, so I’m curious if Meh is sending me a 36x16x14 one-pounder.
Boy, the folks at MehCentral have outdone them selves! 6.8lbs. 14x12x11 reported (pretty close to actual in my estimation). Contents include:
(1) Deluxe 3 in 1 hair styling set. (Appears unused)
(1) trip glasses
(1) build your own MEH phone stand
(1) aroma clock with a selection of 5 scents.
(3) possibly stolen range balls (Titleist no less)
(1) deck of Who? Playing cards
(1) zmodo smart WiFi doorbell (appears to have been previously tampered with—will report more when I try to hook it up)
(1) zmodo door sensor
(1) zmodo WiFi range extender
(1) final edition red Fuku bag in all its glory!
Pretty sweet haul! May you all have similar luck as the birthday Fukus start coming in!
@Hskrjer99 Did your trip glasses work?
@Hskrjer99 FYI battery needs to be changed for trip glasses to work.
@Hskrjer99 Awesome stuff ! That doorbell especially … I hope it works for ya ! I want one of those definitely. I’m glad both of you got great fukos. I’ve only gotten one before, last time, and it was awesome ! ( I forgot to post it ) I couldn’t believe it, so blown away. Can’t wait to see mine this time. Enjoy your goodies & I’ll be looking forward to hearing if the doorbell thingee works.
@guavablueses Haven’t checked…prolly gonna end up re-gifting.
@guavablueses, good tip, thanks!
@Amila99 Finally got around to hooking the doorbell up. Works great! Had a little trouble getting it setup, but I got the range extender (acts as a hub) and set that up and the install was easy.
4.9 lbs
1 x infiny gold 3 in 1 blower brush
1 x meshare camera
1 x women’s martian notifier watch
1 x pink hubman
1 x titanium series millennium falcon
1 x fuko bag
Big items all appear to be previously opened. Brush works. Not sure about watch and camera. Anybody want to trade me for a door bell camera?
@medz
ooo a hubman
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@medz I love purple.
@medz Sweet. My daughter would cut you in a dark alley for that blower brush!
@mfladd Like father, like daughter?
@mfladd it gets way too hot on any setting but cool
@Barney Yup, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
@Cerridwyn @medz that laughing dog gif just made me laugh out loud standing here with a bunch of strangers in the bus line. Yeesh
@Cerridwyn @medz @moonhat pretty sure that is Dick Dastardly’s dog Muttley from “The Wacky Races” .
Muttley
@Cerridwyn @medz had a little giggle myself seein the little hubman got a bunch in the pantry myself haha
@blndfayth @Cerridwyn My first pink one! I have several green ones. One I’m actually using for various dongles. I saw it and said, “It’s a hubman!” My daughter replied, “hub…man?” Then I explained what it was used for and she was confused as to why I would be excited about that.
@Cerridwyn @medz I don’t have a human… I’m hoping for one.
Man, I think I got screwed… No love for the Dallasites
Mine came in today, box was rain-soaked and damaged, with gaping wide hole. Contents as follows:
1x Cooler/grill
1x Playing Cards
1x Red Fuko bag
@zxinfinity That sucks! Mine is set to arrive today and I’m afraid it may be similar to yours because it still shows the placeholder weight and dimensions.
I mean, c’mon, it’s a birthday Fuko… Plus, what are the chances that the one “valuable” item is the “cheapest” item I received in my previous Fuko?
@zxinfinity The chances are pretty high. You could have gotten the fuko I got a while back. 3 items. Undamaged box: Bag plus two dollar store type items. Or the empty one due to a warehouse taping failure… But do tell customer support that your box came with a big hole in it and maybe they will do something about it. When I got the empty one I was sent another bag, and a couple of meh branded things - if I recall correctly a meh hockey puck thing and some meh stickers.
@zxinfinity take a picture and send it to meh.com/support
it may be a fuko but you never know
Mine arrived today - what a surprise. I didn’t even know it had shipped.
1x Comfee Kitchen Machine (Stand Mixer)
1x Red Fuko bag
1x pair girls black with white dots and red bows ankle socks
@dfwhoser Nice!!!
Dang it, I didn’t mean to upload the pic of the fuko bag twice, now I can’t edit the post to remove it. But here’s the socks…
@dfwhoser did your weight/dimensions ever change? Mine is due to arrive today and I am still showing the placeholder info. I am nervous!!
@dfwhoser That mixer has some really good reviews. Nice!
@tinamarie1974 No, the weight and dimensions didn’t change at all. Still shows 1lb. So good luck with yours!
@cinoclav Now I just need to learn how to cook so I can use it.
@dfwhoser ooohhhh that makes me feel better, thanks!! Mine is being delivered today…FRIDAY the 13th…so w a double negative does that make an unlucky box lucky!!!
@dfwhoser wow!!!
@dfwhoser That mixer looks very cool !
@Amila99 @dfwhoser I bought that mixer and it works great — at least the one I bought did ! Nice haul !
Mine just arrived and I was scared when I picked it up because it was LIGHT! But it was not bad. Contents
@tinamarie1974 bidets are the best ever. It’s impossible to go back to just paper once you use one. Congrats!
@evilstan60 I have considered buying one every time I have seen then on sale and never pulled the trigger. I’m pretty excited…
Fuku bag…stupid spell check
@tinamarie1974 Nice get! The bio bidet is arguably the best Meh purchase I have made in three years. Possibly the best purchase I have ever made…ever.
@tinamarie1974 I have considered that too each time and then not bought since it would have been for me and, until my finances improve, I mostly buy here for christmas and birthday gifts.
@Kidsandliz see that’s what I do too. I felt like it would have been frivolous of me. So I never purchased. I
Meh for sending it
@tinamarie1974 Me too … never bought it so far … happy for you that you got one !
@tinamarie1974 Lucky you with the bidet. I got one for $25 or so a while back, love it!
I just received my Amazon Prime Day BOC from the guys over at Woot.com and thought I would post over here for comparisons sake…lets just say Meh blew them out of the water!
Sorry, got distracted by a bright shiny object (read go pick my dog up from the groomer)…here is the info:
10 Set of three small strainers
From a volume perspective I hit the jackpot, but not a very good haul. Anybody need anything? Wanna trade???
@tinamarie1974
I saw a single rubber boot on a median on my way into work this morning. Wonder if it was a 6 lol
@stardate820926 hahaha. Or I could send you mine and you could leave it to make a pair
@tinamarie1974
Woo-Hoo-11 plus pounds-more than all my other fukos combined. Must be some really good heavy worthless crap.
@Felton10 or you could get a 10.5pound rock
@communist @Felton10 Or ankle weights
/image ankle weights
@communist @compunaut Hope no-already have more ankle weights than I need.
Got this beauty. Still factory sealed and appears to be working. So happy!
@gmartinez1412 Cool. I question the “factory sealed” bit since there appears to be a strip of tape running perpendicular to the seam of the flaps. Not often seen for factory tape jobs.
@medz It had these little seals along every edge. Since it works I don’t really care if its opened or not. I am stoked either way. It got rained on for a bit, so the top layer of film is peeling from the cardboard giving that tape illusion.
@gmartinez1412 I was talking about this piece, but looking closer, I guess that’s not where the flaps are. (just a crease)
@gmartinez1412 neat! By chance what was the shipping dimensions? Mine just updated to show 25x27x7 at 12.5 lbs. probably not the same as this but based on what i’ve seen thus far it’s the likeliest candidate haha thanks in advance!
@placecm
WEIGHT
23.8 lbs / 10.8 kgs
DIMENSIONS
25x9x9 in.
@gmartinez1412 A vacuum maybe? Or a real live cannon?
@gmartinez1412 So cool … those look so fun … enjoy !
@gmartinez1412 I got one, too.
My first (and final, obviously) Fuku, and Meh is trying to kill me.
@gmartinez1412 Must be nice. I got one too, but very used, damaged, and doesnt work. That was all I got, not even a meh fuko bag.
@EvilTuna31x contact customer service. You should have gotten a bag.
@lisaviolet I did. Although i have bags, just surprised it’s as damaged as it is. I haven’t seen them ship straight damaged, worthless items in a long time.
Oh, my. I have managed to snag around 4-5 fukos, and I thought I had hit the jackpot when I got a Sphero in one of them. But now…I received one fuko bag (not pictured), one meh phone stand (some assembly required - not pictured), and this: https://imgur.com/a/s3wGHlt
@compunaut nice! now you’ll have something to bump around the furniture legs
@parodymandotcom I received a similar vac as you except my vac was previously used at least once and even included some nasty dog hair. It’s the slim model for bare floors. I have it charging now and seems to work, but I definitely need to clean it first. Not bad though
@jchewitt83 stick around, meh will be selling a vacuum system soon that you can use to clean your robot vacuum.
@jchewitt83 @parodymandotcom @thismyusername
“Dogs don’t shed. They leave behind magical fibers of love and faithfulness”
Received my 11lb Fuko today! At least 10lbs was a previously used juicer with little bugs crawling on it. Ewww! That went in the trash
Also some kind of used smart watch. Looks pretty. Plugged it in to see if it will charge.
A meh phone holder
Fuko bag
A lone golf ball
I can’t remember how to do pics, but will give it a try later tonight
Thanks for the very meh bag!!
@adcatron Bleach OR vinegar for cleaning would’ve taken care of it.
@adcatron @narfcake vinegar as it wont damage the plastic. Bugs probably came from shipping depot. Or they were part of the fuko
@arbdef @narfcake will have to look it up online and see if all the parts are there, then may give that a try. thanks!
@adcatron @arbdef Consider the bugs as free protein. It’s good for Jim Carrey.
/youtube juice weasel
@arbdef @narfcake bleach! lol
@adcatron Those weren’t bugs, those were features.
@therealjrn as a software tester, I relate so hard to the statement you’ve made.
@adcatron @therealjrn ‘Undocumented’ features…
I am disappointed. Got a Ninja Auto-iQ Total Boost Kitchen System with Blender, Food Processor & Cups a red fuko bag and a phone holder. I thought meh would send me some trash that i could complain about. The darn blender even works…sigh. Well thanks meh for making me say yay instead of meh
@arbdef nice! i was hoping for a mixer. mine died a few weeks ago. i have that same blender. it works great
@adcatron I had the lower non iq version. Now I jave an upgrade
@arbdef Are you me? I got the same exact thing, and already had a lower version blender to boot
Updated to 3Lbs in transit
1X Fuko Bag
2x DIY Meh phone kits
1x “essence of bamboo” pillow
@lichme No pix?
@lichme Pillow or “pillow”?
@lichme so far, you’re the winner of the worst fuko. At least you’re winning something.
1x pink hubman
2x bungee cables
1x Martian watch (wanted to try one, thanks)
1x limited edition styling hair dryer thing (wife says thanks!)
1x bottle of hairspray
1x zmodo power accessory
1x foku bag
Happy wife, happy life. Good haul.
I’m just glad I have other Fuko’s coming.
1 Deebot M87 - With an RMA number and previous order code from some other user. It’s used and dirty and I can’t imagine it works if it was sent back. Going to give it to the gf’s sister. If it works, it’s a win for her.
1 Micro USB TOCCs Snap Cable
1 Fuko bag
@Thumperchick or other CS - Any chance you can find out anything about that original order phrase? I’d really like to know from whomever received it before what the issue was.
@Thumperchick Thoughts?
@cinoclav we’re definitely not going to give out another user’s private info.
@Thumperchick I think he’s asking if you know why it was returned
@capguncowboy @Thumperchick Exactly. Did you really think I wanted someone’s info? I was hoping CS could contact the person and ask why they returned it.
@capguncowboy @cinoclav that makes more sense. Still, it’s a fuko…
@capguncowboy @Thumperchick This round seemed to be chock full of RMA’s. I’m just trying to figure out if it’s worth the time in dealing with it.
@cinoclav I got an RMA’d (complete with all sorts of paperwork) dusty Roomba from the Valentine’s day sucks Fuko (Jan 2016), it still works to this day. (I did eventually have to swap in a $20 battery).
At first I was pissed that my Fuko did not arrive yesterday as promised. Seems Fed Ex fumbled the handoff to USPS, and it wasn’t delivered until today. Turns out that was a good thing, as it would have gotten soaked in yesterday’s storms. Box was 16x13x35, but definitely weighed more than 1 pound. So, let’s dive into my delayed but dry Fuko:
ALC Connect Plus home security system
2-pack of returned king sized down/feather pillows (order number tame-necessary-scout)
Hair Forensics Elite curling wand system, with glove
Universal GPS Dashmount
Who? Playing cards
DIY Irk phone stand
Recently extinct Fuko bag
Well worth 5 bucks, so thanks Meh!
Mine included
Fuko bag
food saver - time to create my own unlucky bags
Build your own phone stand
bungee cable
Were all the Fuko’s received so far purchased a 12:00 AM? If so, it seems these all as collective group weighed more than most and contain some serious crap. Will be interested to see if they ones shipped later are less weighty and more crappy.
@Felton10 No, I got mine at 8 am EST.
@cinoclav So how much did yours weigh. Maybe all the early shipped ones weigh more regardless of when ordered.
@Felton10 It never updated beyond the generic 7x7x7 and 1 lb.
@cinoclav so was it good shit, bad shit or just shit?
@Felton10 https://meh.com/forum/topics/fuku-reveal-thread#5b4965a4cb2f1a00906c1534
@Felton10 I ordered mine at 8am EST and its a 39” flat screen tv… so I guess pretty light… for a TV!!
Where are you seeing the package dimensions info?
@llangley This is what I did:
First, my wife said “they do these too often!” (I just got a woot boc recently from their last wootoff).
My 7x7x7 1lb Fuko matured to a respectable 16x12x10 and a measured 6.2lbs. Contents:
Thanks, Meh, for the birthday loot!
@djslack hopefully attracts pandas
Got mine Friday with 1 flap of the giant 35X16X13 box freed from the mediocre tape job. Since it was packed, I’m gonna assume nothing disappeared from it.
Lots of good stuff in this final Fuko!
BEM Ohana bluetooth speaker/light - opened. Speakers work, haven’t got the lights to work yet.
I didn’t bother to look up the original size and weight, but this thing ended up being big! My 8yo is going to use the box to play in/with.
Thanks Meh. This one is more of a Fuku than Fuko. No ragret this time!
@bluebeatpete so cute!
@bluebeatpete so adorable !
7x7x7, 1lb, in Coachella, CA since Friday morning, scheduled to be delivered to me in San Diego on Tuesday—I don’t care about (or usually even notice) stated dimensions/weight, but 1300ish miles from Dallas to Coachella in 1.5 days, yet it’s going to take 4 days to make it the last 85 miles from Coachella to San Diego? maybe my Fuko fate is being determined at one of Coachella’s middle-of-the-desert casinos?
@rrichmon Haha … I live down there, in the middle of the desert. Those casino’s are fun and have some great music that comes to town and plays there. Hope you get it soon
@rrichmon your box is keeping my box company! I’m surprised mine is in Coachella, I can’t remember the last time my packages stopped there.
@rrichmon - My 7x7x7, 1lb Fuko is in Breinigsville, PA, and also scheduled to arrive at my place (NOT in San Diego) Tuesday - four days for a 50-mile trip I could do in about an hour… Breinigsville, would I really drive to Breinigsville for Fuko? About halfway between Kutztown and Macungie, hmmm… I’m going to put off disappointment for another four days!
@rrichmon Mine is also in Coachella! Must be some kind of a wild shipping box event going on there!
@rrichmon Hey, I’m in Lakeside!
Mine is due Monday.
@aetris @rrichmon nice mine is there as well eagerly waiting for dimension update hopefully when it transfers in philly - good luck travel buddy!
@AnnaB @rrichmon
Glad mine didn’t stop there
Mine usually takes a breather in Chino
Hey @blndfayth , just fyi I checked a few minutes ago and my Fuko’s dimensions and ETA have changed - now in the hands of the USPS at 36x17x13", still listed at 1 lb but scheduled for Monday.
@rrichmon they’re having a mehry old Mehday party!
I got my Fuko today. The actual dimensions were 14"x10"x10" and the actual weight 5lbs 0.6oz. I detailed the underwhelming contents in this comment below: Fuko
You win this round Meh.
I received a Juicer. Only a Juicer. Nothing else. No meh bag.
The Juicer’s own packaging was also the box they shipped it in.
Oh well, can’t win them all.
@joelthegreat ummm…a juicer? But nothing else?
IT’S A JUICER! Be happy. The no meh bag part is sad though.
@joelthegreat I think meh guarantees the Fuko bag. You should probably get in touch with them
@Madboy121 Looking at the [product description][1] all it says it’s a mystery, no guarantee of an actual bag.
I might message them to ask, but I am not expecting anything. [1]: https://meh.com/forum/topics/mehs-4th-birthday-the-final-fukobukuro#5b42ddc7f1c5ea0095637e62
@joelthegreat I got the same thing. The bag and some socks were stuffed in the juicer box. I almost regret it…
@socos yeah, I had nothing stuffed into the box besides the juicer.
I don’t regret it, I’ve had varying luck with these sort of things and at worst I can probably sell my Juicer for $10 to somebody, or take it apart for fun.
@joelthegreat Can you send a message to CS? meh.com/support
@ChadP I already did and have gotten a response from a nice fellow going by the name of Thomas.
@ChadP @joelthegreat He’s a piece of shit.
@ChadP @ThomasF OMG Thank you!
Got me a the lovely red bag with plenty of extra things!
Wow. So many good boxes this time…I’ve just been watching to see if they have any meh pop sockets left.
Cant wait, mine should be arriving soon!
well let’s see if I can screw this up.
it either arrived last night or this morning.
if it was already in the garage when I came home at 4am, I missed it.
door jammer, universal cell camera lens, dash cam with unexplained sticky note
extreme pro sports cam in possibly pre-opened & reclosed packaging, Motorola Wi-Fi home Camera
tin of Orange Mentos, Fuko Bag
very nice!! and no actual trash.
thanks, Meh!
@ekw Those Mentos are the worst! Like laundry soap or fabric softener. Not that I’ve ever tried those, but I imagine that’s how they’d taste.
My husband doesn’t mind them. He’s always asking me if I’d like one. (I bought a bunch to give away last year and after trying one, there’s no way I’d give those to anyone.)
@lisaviolet not gonna lie - I bought those Mentos when they were selling them & I liked them.
however, so did my girlfriend, so I didn’t get many of them!
of course, I’ll need to test all this stuff eventually.
but today is wrecked by chores. then I have to put new brake pads on my car.
etc.
being a grown-up sucks!
Came this morning. 13lbs. Used food saver, seems to work. Lots of accessories, but no instructions. 2 find balls, 2 diy phone stands. 1 red bag. Not too bad for $5.
Golf balls, they were golf balls
@rgmillerjr I think I’d like find balls more.
@lisaviolet @rgmillerjr They’re not hard to find, if you’re looking in the right places.
Wow, it came early! (I guess that’s…a good thing? In this case?)
Now, I had hoped for a lid and blades for the Ninja blender I got last time, but for $5, I should not complain!
@QuietDelusions Is that the Bellarini Wok? If so, that is sweeeet, Bro! I own it and love it!
@mfladd Oo, you’re right! I opened it and it IS a wok! (Ok, so there’s actually writing on the box not in German, if I look hard enough, too…) I see stir-fry in my future…
My first Fuku ever, but not my first “random item for $5” from a one-day sale site, if ya catch my drift. Ten years of getting actual crap, yet still being a sucker for the chase, I finally landed something really cool: 28" Philips 288P6 4k monitor. Funny enough, I just bought a Surface Pro and was in the market for a monitor to dock it to … GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MEH! Or stay in it, plenty of room.
Reviews say it’s not so reliable, but mine is a refurb, which hopefully means its issues were fixed, and it cost me $5, so I’m still happy as a pig in shizz. Thanks, Meh!
@jrstinkfish Yes, a wanted score!!!
@jrstinkfish Who’s the blond cutie with the brown eyes?
@compunaut That’s ol’ Rusty. He is the “follow you around any time you stand up” type and would not budge from in front of me.
@jrstinkfish We’ve got one with similar behavior named Blackie (tho he’s about 25% merle on belly & neck).
@jrstinkfish It’s okay to say Woot here. If you notice, the same Matt who founded meh.com also founded woot.com.
Came this morning
BIG BIG BOX
/image Big Box
inside were only 3 items
A red F
bag
A massage pillow, one, with the controller, haven’t plugged it in yet
And …
yeah, i know it’s sideways
and I haven’t opened the box
BUT WOWSERS~
@Cerridwyn SCORE!!
They sent me a hover board! Not sure if this is a Fuku or Fuko.
@shaunanl Pics, or it didn’t happen.
@shaunanl or a fire hazard?
Got my box…
Ninja cooking system
Deck of Who cards
Meh phone holder
Fuko bag
Not the best haul. Guess the ninja can go in the basement if I ever need an additional slow cooker.
Overall, not a horrible experience for most people!
Guys… I got the Fuko that I was lucky enough to get to buy … and needless to say we were all shocked when we opened the door to the delivery man bringing this big box to us…Shadow the cat checked it out first to make sure it was safe for her humans to open. She ok’d it.
Inside?? Two put together yourself phone holders, two random golf balls, a Fuko bag, and…
A Magnavox 39” LED tv!!!
We’re all in shock now. Even Shadow the cat.
Thank you meh folks!!!
2:
@debraae great haul! Congrats!
@debraae
does it work?
@Cerridwyn Haven’t taken it out of the box yet, but it looks brand new… all packing materials, etc look like they’ve never been touched.
@debraae
very nice!
Quite the haul made it to Ohio.
@rrapnek Nice! I debated getting that totebag the day it came out and waited too long. Is it nice/good quality?
@raptorgorawr It’s a pretty nice bag. Good quality, interior pockets that seem to make sense.
RMAd zmodo doorbell, range extender, and noise filter.
Aroma clock.
Euphorie toner.
TENS electrostumulation unit
1 bungee lightning cable 1 micro usb cable.
Bluetooth earbuds.
The final meh bag.
This haul was amazing. Enough that my wife said it was actually worth it having experienced bad BoC and fukos before.
The doorbell was opened, but looks like it was never installed. Seems good. I already have a nest, but i have a backup. I should wire it to my bedroom door. Keep the little hellian out.
@evilstan60 umm you think the hellian would actually ring the doorbell? Better that you invest in a lock.
@Kidsandliz hmmm. Your logic is too sound for this idea.
Mine was due Monday, but I got it today.
For 5 bucks it’s a pretty good haul.
Oh! I forgot.
Thanks Meh!
@Teripie
Yowza, that was some fast shipping…
1x red Fukobukuro bag
1x green glowing dog leash
1x green glowing dog collar
1x striv fusion lite fitness tracker (opened, appears to be working fine)
1x really weird meh branded usb cable and irk phone stand (seriously what is this thing?)
2x usb bungee cables
1x Beam alert wifi extender (opened, haven’t tried it yet)
2x LeakFrog leak detectors (and I have a basement prone to flooding, so these are perfect!!!)
1x Mr/Mrs Who? playing cards
1x Beverly Hills liquid brow Liner
1x Elemis Hydra-boost day cream
1x Gabba Goods Wireless truebuds (Opened, but charging now and seem to work)
wow, when you type it out that’s a whole lotta meh!!! supremely satisfied! Now i sit and wait for my BOC and limitd edition BOC i got from that “other site”!
@jdude727 LEAK FROGS!!! Gooooooooal!
Got mine today!
1x Fuko bag
1x Deck of Mr. & Mrs Who? Cards
1x Bungee Micro-USB cable
1x Food Saver with a bunch of missing accessories
But the real game is being able to get one anyway lol
Well I think I received my Fuko today since it came from Meh but it isn’t like any other Fuko I’ve seen. I mean I’m not complaining much since it is a so far untested 27" AOC I2757FH LED-Monitor. I was thinking that maybe the other items would be stuck in the box but nothing else there. It did come in 3 pieces (base, monitor, and cables so maybe that’s my 3 items? Oh well, hopefully it works ok.
Whoa that was quick!
1x Fuko bag
1x Deck of Mr. & Mrs. Who? Playing Cards
1x Zmodo doorbell power adapter thing (no doorbell)
2x Universal Dash Mounts
2x Meh DIY Phone Stands
1x MeShare Wifi Camera
1x WASPcam ROX 9941 4K Action Camera
Thanks Meh!
@spleener I got the doorbell-attachment-without-a-doorbell too. Did anyone actually get the doorbell?
lots of great stuff. I am hoping for some of those mentos
I got a moppy robot and a lot of socks! YAAAY This is perfect because my wife just redid the kitchen floor!
@SHOVAR what was the shipping size/weight? That looks like a pretty awesome score there!
@placecm It got here so seemingly fast I didn’t have time to angst over placeholder weights or anything!
WEIGHT
10 lbs / 4.54 kgs
DIMENSIONS
17x13x7 in.
It’s like Meh is watching my family! My wife plays a lot of Candy Crush and has claimed all the socks. These are her favorites.
My Fuko got here and it’s pretty nice.
No pictures because I didn’t get anything that hasn’t already been posted.
A CocinaEssentials 5-in-1 multicooker
A deck of Who cards
A titlelist practice golf ball
ace sori lenskit for smartphones
No bag. But that’s okay, I bought one earlier this week, with the shirt.
My Fuku was Meh … I got
A Space heater still in the box that had a Fuku bag and a usb/phone stand slid in.
@sthiede1
/giphy that’s hot
I got an air fryer, but that’s all, in an airfryer box. Not to complain, because it’s pretty nice for $5, but there was no bag. Is there perhaps another box on the way? Not trying to be greedy, curious, and perhaps a little bit greedy for a bag.
@enville apparently the bag is not guaranteed and this time a lot of people didnt get the bag
@enville I had the same issue only mine was a computer monitor. I don’t even care that much about the bag as much as that I was looking forward to the absurd useless items that usually comes in these sort of things!
@communist @enville that sucks. Wish that had been made clearer. I would have paid for the bag/shirt combo. The bag is what i want lol. Seems very meh to not give bags to all fuko boxes but sell them solo 2 days later…
@communist Oh well, my wife is excited about the fryer, so at least this time I didn’t get the eye-roll when I opened the box I had anticipated.
@communist @enville @placecm I’ll put my bag up for trade for a size L meh shirt
One Dad’s trash is his kids’ treasure. A worryingly light box arrived today and in it were 3 pairs of AMU mushroom socks (daughter loves), a facial cleanser kit (daughter likes), and Xtreme Pro 1080p sports cam (son likes), and a Fuko bag (for mom and dad?). Anyway, thank you meh for expediting my ambivalence!
Normally these things take a while to ship, I’m not sure what to think as this one arrived in a couple of days
4 pairs of kids socks, a red fuku bag, and some brushes
Oh and a blender
Thanks Meh
Got mine today, never changed from the placeholder dimensions and weight…
Fuko bag
Vacuum packed pillow
Four ten foot “bungle” micro USB cables
Two Men and Mrs Who playing card packs
One snap cable and phone stand box
Not bad, not great, simply Meh…
@tugnutt One of my favorite hockey names!
@tugnutt Pic not showing - beware the ‘s’ in “/https”
@compunaut @tugnutt pic fixed
1x Red Fuk bag
1x Who? playing cards
2x GPS dash mounts
2x Bulid Your Own phone stands
1x Airwise 2.72qt air fryer
Super sweet haul! Thanks for the kicks, Meh!
Oh ya… and…
1x Deebot Mini 2 app enabled robovac!!! HA!!! Giddyup!
I am absolutely overjoyed with this haul! Seriously, thank you so much, Meh!
Now… on to develop my battle plan for sweeping up @sammydog01’s minion army…
/giphy maniacal laughter
Giphy, you’re just one disappointment after another…
@ruouttaurmind If I had a Deebot I would use it to give my minion army a ride into battle. Nice haul!
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 And then to clean up the carnage after.
It could be very useful in skirmishes.
@mfladd
Well… crap. I brought my robovac to the office today (BTW, did you know it’s “bring your robot to work” day? JK). Was going to set it up to keep the office floor spiffy. Starting reading the setup guide and realized it’s only for hard surfaces. Carpet at work and home.
I guess it’s off to Craigslist for you, robovac…
Omfg meh you just made my day. I just spent a long day walking around Lincoln Park at Pokémon Go Fest with my sister and niece. The event was totally worth it and infinitely better than last year’s failure. The back pain I was having was my only complaint. Long story short: fractured my spine in an accident almost a decade ago, so occasional pain is to be expected. Compounded it today by trying to give my 100lb diabetic niece a piggyback ride when she was suffering from low sugar and exhausted toward the end of the day. Come home to find my fuko and what’s inside? This amazing shiatsu cushion. I love you guys forever.
@wilstev of all the treatments for hypoglycemia, a piggyback ride?
@wilstev
/giphy hypoglycemia
@freepisacat we had treated with a glucose tab but due to the heat/her exhaustion and how far the walk was going to be, rather than risking the activity causing her sugar to drop further I decided the piggyback ride would be better at maintaining the level her blood sugar was at (with the added bonus of getting me some extra exercise). Last time this plan worked flawlessly after a long day at Disney World a couple years ago, but she also weighed significantly less so it was a lot easier back then!
@wilstev wow, that pillow, I am soooo jeally! And I fell off scaffolding a few years back and fractured my L4, how did you get hurt?
@moonhat my reply failed the other day apparently due to bad network connection. Long story short, I was working on a projector install and after throwing cable through a drop ceiling I lost my balance and fell onto the back of an old wooden student desk chair, shattering it and fracturing L1.
@moonhat @wilstev I have that pillow in that exact color! I love it. But beware- I used mine a few days ago after some extended days of driving. I didn’t bother to get the extra padding I usually use and wound up with two very sore spots on my back. So use some padding at least the first few times. Or follow the instructions and only do one cycle at a time. (You’re totally gonna do several cycles.)
/giphy padding
@wilstev oooh that sounds bad!
My first fuko!
Note: Two single men household.
@goldnectar oh no , sorry!
@tinamarie1974 can’t really complain since it was essentially free. I found the bag listed on stage.com for $88. Maybe if I were a woman, this would be a score? I dunno. Who wants to trade their sous vide for a purse and hair straightener?
@AdmiralDave Slip the baby monitor in there as well with a note that says “we’re waiting”
I got a big boss juicer and a meh fuko bag. They opened the juicer and tossed in a meh fuko bag. I got quality over quantity this time. Hope it works, appeared new with box damage.
Wickity Waaaaak!!
Sigh
@el_bandolero007
Gahh! Mine’s not scheduled until the 21st…it’s gonna be a long week!
Woo hoo. I got a ninja kitchen system! Like others, I thought it was going to be stuffed with something else. I was shocked when it was as labeled. No bag or extras in mine, but i’m happy. I’m going to keep the party going at home.
No pictures - Sorry, I’m moving and it’s still mostly in the box. I might have to open it again to see if there are any golf balls there, though. Thanks meh!
@TexDragonSlayer I got the 85 but they look same. While charging it give battery problem error. But I put its home base again and starting charging. Did its first clean last night.
It works great and picked up more dirt even after cleaned the rug with Dyson.
My very first Fuko - and I only got it because @thumperchick was being all powerful. (Thanks again!!!)
Def think this FUKO was a women’s box though… lol. Given my shaved head - some of these will be wasted.
Adrienne Vittadini Workbook Tote
Cabello Travel Kit (has a travel bag, blow dryer, curling iron, and flat iron)
AMU “Little Bow Peek” socks
A Disney “Princess in training” gift bag
Meh FUKO bag
Gigs Dynamics Bluetooth headphones
/image https://imgur.com/gallery/XzVawJj
@ice992 Here ya go:
My, what cute socks you have!
@ice992 I will gladly take that tote off your hands for a resonable a-meh-nt.
I’m really curious now… My dimensions are 30x21x8 at 12lbs… I wanted to guess what’ll come in. But there weren’t too many previous comments that matched with my shipment… Friday cant come soon enough !
I got an Egg Minder: a smartphone-enabled egg holder. That’s it. No bag. No inserts. Nothing else. This thing’s not even worth what I paid for it. I was so pumped to finally get one of these after years of trying and I feel like I got the lamest fuku. I skipped out on buying a bag the next day because I assumed I’d get one with my order.
I’m just going to sit and here and pout while watching my eggs go bad on my phone.
@mhowardbc … I’m sorry, but that’s kind of hilarious.
@mhowardbc ouch. Sorry about your luck.
@mhowardbc enter the daily contests and you might get one that way.
@mhowardbc Think of it this way…you got the TRUEST meh! experience out of all of us…but then again, I haven’t received mine, lol…
@fastharry Haha yeah, I at least got a good laugh out of it. I couldn’t believe a smart egg holder was an actual product. I thought it was a gag box that Meh had made until I opened it. Best of luck on yours!
@mhowardbc thank you brother…I am sure tomorrow will be full of disappointment…
@mhowardbc those egg-minders went for 69.99 new… $70 value for only $5… what a deal.
@mhowardbc Well if you ever have to do white elephants you now have the perfect gift to give.
@mhowardbc
@Thumperchick You gave @mhowardbc another fuko to make up for this? If yes, that was nice.
Meh. First time I actually feel like the bag was meh.
3 chicken thermometers
A cow mug
And a plastic Star Wars figure
I think these will all and up in the gag gifts bin. I would have been upset if I had to pay for shipping. But for $5.41 (with tax), I guess I can’t really complain…
@savvysapphire looks like you got leftovers from the last fuku
@ryancunderwood ah. Ok. Well. At least it’s funny? And they make great gag gifts
@savvysapphire - Man, and I was just about to say to someone else, “At least you didn’t get a Prince Xizor!”
@aetris yeah. And I can’t even burn him for heat! I’m not really sure what to do with him. I’m not sure even my bosses who are Star Wars fans will want him lol
@savvysapphire - After failing to turn him into a dog chew-toy and a disappointing attempt to use him for target practice (he’s pretty tough, harder to hit than you might think, and evidently not very flavorful) I created a Fuko of my own and mailed him out-of-state. That turned out kind of expensive, though. He’d make an interesting variation on a garden gnome - he looks a bit like Matt Frewer.
@aetris @savvysapphire we donated our two to the humane society.
@savvysapphire but it’s the black bag. isn’t that the rare, hard to get one?
@ekw I have no idea. If it is, well then it’s the best thing in the whole Fuku
@savvysapphire it’s like you have something against barnyard animals!
I got a Shiatsu massage cushion in the original box, with a memory foam pillow and a Fuko bag stuffed in. Thanks meh!
Well mine is sitting at the post office and I am out of town for the better part of this week… Where is my ESP when I need it??? Hey meh I am still waiting for you to sell a working teletransporter! “wink”
I got pretty much the exact same thing as @SHOVAR. 17x13x6 and 10.3 lbs.
Thanks, meh! That was beyond expectations.
@KNmeh7 I wonder if I’m getting the same as you and @SHOVAR — 18x13x7 @ 10.7lbs due on Tuesday. I kind of hope not, though, as I bought a DeeBot Mini from Meh a little while back. (I love it, but I don’t need a second one, since my second floor is carpeted)
1 - universal GPS dash mount
1 - build your own IRK PHONE STAND
1 - deck of WHO cards
1 - creepy cup (spider version)
1 - Angelina sports bra size L-XL
1 - red Fuko bag
Best item definitely the creepy cup! Thanks Meh!!
I was excited about my 35-inch box until I got it. Weighed about 8 pounds max and was basically opened when it arrived. FedEx never updated the weight so I have no idea if I got everything I should have – the box was pretty empty even with this stuff in it.
Anyway:
1x BioBidet BBC-270 (!)
)
1x 3-in-1 Blower/Styler/Detangler (claimed by wife, $39 on Morningsave.com!
1x 2-pack fly swatters
4x BlueSky Bowls
1x Phone Stand
1x GPS Dashmount
1x MKRT Vegan Leather Travel Bag (but seems more fitting for bowling.
The bag lists for $115 but M.R.K.T. has it on sale for $55. Biobidet is about $50 on Amazon.
Thanks! Meh and Happy Birthday! One down, 2 to go!
@ACraigL So vegan leather means the animal just ate plants?
@therealjrn I think it’s code for this feels like a cheap piece of shit. But here’s the thing (red trim)
https://www.mrktstore.com/collections/travel-bags/products/ted-weekender
@ACraigL @therealjrn I always respond with “So, plastic then?”
@ACraigL That looks about like the tape job on mine, one of the seams was also splitting a little so USPS had retaped it a little. Hope nothing was missing, but mine was rather full anyway.
@therealjrn No, they’re skinning vegans to make them. But I think it’s ok because I heard they are free-range vegans.
Either that, or they’re just using naugahide, but they’re trying to conceal it since naugas are endangered these days.
Contents:
Crock-Pot Hook Up w/two 1 qt crocks
2 decks of Mr/Mrs Who? Playing Cards
2 sets of Smartphone lenses
Mediocre Socks
1 Foodsaver kit contents sheet
Brilliant Red Final Fuko Bag
Thanks Meh!
Look at @Stumpy91, big deal on campus with the hookup from Crock!
@therealjrn Just keep swiping right. Or is it left?
@Stumpy91 I’m seriously hoping to get some mediocre socks in one of my fk’s.
@Cloudscout if you don’t get any, I have a pair I can send you.
@Stumpy91 Ooh I love those little crock pots. My sister in law has some, and they’re awesome for keeping sauces warm at dinner parties.
@Pony @Stumpy91 I was thinking two kinds of chicken wings. Or swedish meatballs.
Saturday before noon. Wait, SmartPost drop-off early?
Delivery box.
An electric patio heater? Really? It’s going to be over 100F around here for the next 2 weeks straight.
Inside (see pics below):
Haven’t tested anything yet (analog timekeeping of Martian watch working well), but some of the best party favors I’ve ever seen! Happy Birthday, Meh and many happy returns.
Other pic downloads didn’t work quite right; let’s try in a separate entry:
@compunaut HAH - proof Kansas exists. Right @barney? (well and other flyover states such as Idaho, Minnesota and Michigan all of which where I once lived…)
@compunaut
@compunaut nice haul!
@Barney @Kidsandliz
I don’t consider this valid proof.
@compunaut is that like a sash of the Midwest?
Some great stuff here.
My box is a 7" cube and weighs 1lb… I imagine I’m not getting any of the fancy stuff listed above.
Not complaining mine was a free giveaway one…
I’m expecting a bag, a hub man, and a card telling me to stop whining…
… And I will be overjoyed if that’s what I get. I WANT a hubman.
Supposedly I’m getting a second too but it hasn’t showed up in my order list yet.
@OnionSoup That’s a placeholder weight. It will lilkely update as it travels closer to you. Don’t despair! A palette of hubmans could be on the way to you right now!
@ACraigL I dream of a hubman army big enough that I can daisychain them around the world.
@ACraigL @OnionSoup In theast Fuko I won a few months ago, there was literally a second cardboard box inside with like a dozen of the pink things, so be careful of what you wish for.
@OnionSoup I haven’t received my Fuko yet. Until today, it was listed, as was yours, as 1 pound and 7x7x7 in. When I checked today, FedEx changed this info to 9.2 pounds and 21x11x7 in. So have hope!
@bruceb28 it appears you are right… Mine is now 13.5 lbs… That’s pretty heavy… Dare I get my hopes up? That’s a lot of hubmen. Yeah!
WEIGHT
13.5 lbs / 6.12 kgs
DIMENSIONS
21x16x10 in.
Received my prize Fuko today. The tracking never updated but it’s a good sized box (cat for scale) and my bathroom scale says it’s 13.4 pounds.
It contained:
Build your own phone stand
10ft MicroUSB Bungee Cable
Mr. and Mrs. Who? Playing Cards
and
a Foodsaver sealer that appears to be complete and unused. The return tag says “changed mind”. I don’t really have a use for it but I’m happy nonetheless.
Oh, I forgot to mention the Fuko bag. For shame! Haha
@stardate820926 And only a changed mind return - nice!
Ok, these cards are pretty cool! Of course I’m partial to David Bowie but the MJ card is nice.
@stardate820926 Awesome. I hadn’t opened my deck yet!
@stardate820926 thanks for opening the cards. Was wondering wtf they were.
@djslack @RiotDemon
Honestly I googled them to see wtf they were before I opened it.
Apparently it’s Rock vs Pop vs Hip Hop vs Fashion(??? seems like an odd choice but ok). I could probably think of 100 different names that would better for this set to give some idea of what the hell it is lol
@stardate820926 I assumed from the name that they were some kind of wedding favors for some extravagant wedding. That really is a terrible name, no wonder they wound up in fukos.
@stardate820926 -
Karl Lagerfeld??? Who’s Freddy Mercury’s Mrs? WTF?
@aetris
I’m guessing it’s something along the lines of “These are well known misters and missuses of each genre”. It’s still a stupid name lol
Apparently the fashion ones are Alber Elbaz (jack), Anna Wintour (queen) and Karl Lagerfeld (king).
@djslack @RiotDemon @stardate820926 Those look really cool, but I couldn’t help but notice that the suit they chose for Hip Hop was “Spades”…
Might be an unfortunate, unconscious accident or might be a very, very poor intentional choice; either way, it’s bound to make some people very upset, and I wouldn’t blame them.
@DennisG2014 @RiotDemon @stardate820926 I bet the Venn diagram of people who will see these cards, people who care about pop culture, and people with enough life experience to associate spade with an epithet has a very slim intersection. A nonzero one, to be sure, but very slim.
It is still an unfortunate choice, but I wonder if anyone thought of it before now. I had completely forgotten that term myself.
@djslack I think anyone over 40 is going to be familiar with the slur, and we still care about pop culture - particularly the Bowie, Freddie Mercury generation of it.
I still wince when someone uses the phrase, “call a spade a spade”, even when it’s not being used as a racial slur - which I have heard only a couple of times as a joke. The phrase long pre-dates the use of the word as a racial slur (I looked it up).
@DennisG2014 @djslack @stardate820926
No idea what that even means.
@DennisG2014 @djslack @RiotDemon
wow, I never knew that’s what it meant. I always thought it was something about speaking the truth or not sugar coating. Thankfully, it’s not part of my everyday vernacular but I’m sure I’ve said it at some point in my life.
@RiotDemon How old are you?
It was a fairly common, slightly less hateful version of the N word, from the late '20s (so I read) until maybe the late '70s (my own estimation).
@stardate820926 The phrase has no racial connotations - it’s referring to the garden tool and means exactly what you thought.
The word “spade” came into use as a racial slur much later and completely separate from the phrase.
These days, though, people can be sensitive about words even when there’s no intended slur.
@DennisG2014 mid 30s. I also didn’t come to the US until the 90s.
@DennisG2014 I’m over 40. I did know the term but like I said it was long forgotten. Not arguing with you, just thinking it may have never come up before right now.
Exactly like you said, people can be sensitive even when there is no intended slur.
@djslack Yep.
Mine came today!
1x bamboo pillow (soft, not like the rocks I bought)
2x Mr & Mrs. Who playing cards
3x Tocci bungee cables
1x Meh DIY phone stand (already have 3 or 4 of these)
1x Last red Fuku bag
@looseneck Cool, you got one of the Meh cords too! On the plug where the USB symbol usually is, it has the Meh logo. I haven’t seen too many of those on here yet, most are the TOCCs branded ones.
@djslack You’re right! I didn’t notice before. I was just trying to get a picture and post. Cool Meh stuff. Too bad all my devices use Usb- C now. I do have adaptors so all is not lost.
Not really sure how to react to this. I think I may be yoo excited actually.
This is the drone/quadcopter bundle:
@PlacidPenguin Wait to be excited until you find out that it works. Then get very excited.
@sammydog01
You misunderstand.
I’ve been bugging @ruouttaurmind for a while about various drones and quadcopters.
@PlacidPenguin Niiiiiiice.
@sammydog01
Also, my first thought when I saw it:
@PlacidPenguin Crap! It’s going to be flying over my house - I know it!
@mfladd
No. That’s the job of a diff
erent one.I mean…
@PlacidPenguin @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 wait, plus a bonus nano drone! Score! Congrats.
@djslack @ruouttaurmind
It’s going to replace my other nano one.
Just look at the difference.
@PlacidPenguin Sweet! Pretty cool. I’m looking forward to your first flight report!
@sammydog01@ruouttaurmind
Good news: It works.
Bad news: I attempted to try an automated 360° flip not just indoors, but before I could even figure out how to fly this.
It tried taking my head off… TWICE!
Now to remove the paint markings from the blades…
@PlacidPenguin are you sure it has’t been programed to be a killer drone?
@Kidsandliz
I haven’t eliminated that possibility.
Associated app doesn’t work (and I even tried older versions).
There goes FPV…
Got my complimentary Fuku today:
I got purple stuff @Barney !
@clonetek Meh must have mixed up our two Fukos.
28.2 lbs, 37x16x15 in.
@SPARTEN2 Nice! Good haul!
@SPARTEN2 Nice one! Gonna have lots jealous with that!
At least they gave you a pair of balls!
@SPARTEN2 Waiting on mine. I have similar shipping dimensions, but says 39 pounds.
So 2 items:
1x Red Fuko Bag
1x HP DeskJet 3630 Printer (some sort of return)
Have to see if it will work or not
Thanks for all the Fukos Meh…
nope - printer problem - likely cartridges but not worth it to find out for sure. How unlucky - as was promised
Got the air-fryer, 4 pairs of socks, kids-XL meh shirt (black on black), and a fuko tote. No kids in my life big enough (or adults small enough) for the socks/shirt, but I’ll definitely give the fryer a shot before we consign it to the garage sale in a month.
Just glad to have finally gotten a Fuko after years of trying, and unlike some others less fortunate, I have the tote to prove it.
Well… I have to say that I’m disappointed, and that’s fully meh. I got an Air Fryer and a Fuko bag and that’s all. Not even a box, they slapped the label on the Air Fryer box itself. This is my second Fuko Air Fryer… yes, now I have two. My fault, I allowed myself to get excited reading all the GREAT reveals… thanks Meh for reminding me what meh really means.
@opivp99 I’m hoping for an air fryer! I have been dropping hints to the husband that I want one and even told him outright that I wanted one but have yet to have one grace my kitchen counter. If I get one, I am going to fry all the healthy things and see how I can screw them up tastily!
@opivp99 I’ll trade you my pillow and DIY phone cases (complete with cardboard box) for your air fryer.
Dear fuko gods,
I’d like an air fryer please.
Moist regards,
medz
@opivp99 Don’t get me wrong! I use the first red air fryer all the time - really like it (and for $5 can’t be beat). Just don’t need two of them. I’m open for a trade!
@opivp99 What color is that fryer?
@Barney It’s red, just like on the box (and my other one).
@opivp99 It was looking a little purple from this angle and I was going to be so jelly.
@Barney Ha! Yeah, I would have kept my mouth shut if it was a purple one… or a hoverboard
@opivp99
@Barney @opivp99 https://www.amazon.com/GoWISE-USA-3-7-Quart-Fryer-Plum/dp/B07553KM1Q
its PURPLE
@communist Aww… Isn’t it beautiful?
@Barney @communist I wish at least ONE of mine was purple
@opivp99 I can’t think of a better color than purple, for your kitchen.
@opivp99 This is exactly what I got. Except mine was sitting in the rain for a few hours so the exterior box was soaking wet.
1 x Fuko Bag (tossed in the mountain of these bags)
1 x GoWise 3.7qt Air Fryer
Also my second one because my gf had bought her own a while back.
/giphy meh
@TaRDy After reading more of the reveals in this thread, I guess I should be happy that mine appears to be “new in box” instead of used, damaged or just downright broken and useless. Thanks Meh!
Welp happy birthday Meh!
I got
1X Doc mcstuffin gift bag
1X monster socks
1X folding baggage
1X Adrienne Vittadini purse that came in a really sticky bag
2X more socks
1X fuko bag
Daughter wanted the purse and the wife wants the socks so it’s a win! Also no snakes, yay!
Fun Fact! Adrienne Vittadini is apparently the brand name for Ivanka Trump bags that wouldn’t sell after the election. This amuses me because I super hate Trump.
@jasonkoz Well then that explains why meh has them although I sure wish that they hadn’t bought them since they were hers. Some things are too poisonous to buy even if it is a “different” kind of snake.
@jasonkoz @Kidsandliz Fact Check False
@jasonkoz @therealjrn Well that is good to know.
I got a Sous Vide machine. Nothing else, no Fuko bag or anything.
Wonder what happened.
@mweinberger what happened was you got a sous vide machine.
@Ignorant @mweinberger And presuming it works it is worth well over $5.
Apparently, Meh thinks I need to pretty myself and my surroundings a bit. I am now inspired to do so.
I’m actually pretty stoked about the hair dryer brush. I recently became a person of longer hair, so, I’m looking forward to taking it for a spin.
@archradish
Merlotte’s, nice!
Pixma iP2820 Printer without ink.
Meh Bag.
10 ft bungee USB/microuSB charging cable.
And a World’s most Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand (that caught fire and burned when my Note7 decided to explode sitting in it).
There could have been more, but the box was pre-opened when it arrived. The postman probably took all the good stuff and the ink cartridges.
2 sets of 2 Cartoon Network glasses
3 pairs of socks
1 pair of leggings
1 jar of tooth whitener
1 box magnetic lashes
2 boxes Mentos
1 headset
1 Zmodo doorbell accessory (no corresponding doorbell)
1 Meh bag
Kinda Meh! But thanks anyway. Some useful stuff! Some not!
In case my photo does not show, I got a Kingpin II Marvel comic, a button power bank, build your own phone stand with keychain USB to micro USB charger inside, 10 foot smart phone charge and sync bungee cable, a red Meh fuku bag, and a Sanyo Bluetooth sound base with built in subwoofer (which everything else is sitting on). Apparently it is supposed to come with a remote control, but did not. No idea if it will be functional without it, will comment once my husband gets home and tinkers with it.
@atravis6 I have two of those Sanyo’s you’ll need the remote.
@therealjrn Yeah, I figured. They aren’t cheap ):
@therealjrn Hoping a generic universal remote we already have may work?
@atravis6 Here’s to good luck!
got mine!
4 blue sky bowls
1 meh bag
1 diy phone stand
1 wall graffix
2 fly swatters (pow and splat)
1 chill deflector sleeping pad
1 MRKT bag- good size but ugly as fuck!
@carl669 love the Mario!
@carl669 VERY similar to mine. I got a bidet.
@carl669 Is the sleeping pad for humans or pets?
@compunaut why not both? but, i guess it’s technically for humans.
Received my Fuko today.
1 Red Meh bag
1 Danby 30 Pint Dehumidifier
I’ve looked at dehumidifiers to keep my 3D printing filament dry. Ultimately, I decided that a dehumidifier would be overkill and never bought one. Thanks Meh for sending me something that I couldn’t justify buying myself.
Mine arrived today. had a pair of earrings, a hair straightener, some eye-care cream, a one-size-fits pair of leggings, some false eyelashes and a red MEH bag.
At least I can use the bag!
Received my 35x17x14", 29lb box today! Quite awesome!
Thanks, Meh!
I haven’t tested anything yet, but I have high hopes (and a soldering iron)
@SkyyPunk
@SkyyPunk The pillow power supply, if I recall correctly (bought it for someone else but tried it out first) is a round end type with one “pin”.
Received mine on Saturday. In my Fuko, I received:
And the most awesome thing
Thanks Meh!!
Someone may want to consider a Part II thread. These are just going to keep coming - it’s getting long.
@mfladd nah, the last reveal thread had 934 comments. This one is barely 1/3 there!
@bruhaha That’s why many people stop looking at the thread - it gets too long.
@bruhaha @mfladd that’s why I turned on pagination.
No pic, but we got a 3.7Qt GoWise Air Fryer like some others! An open box, seemingly unused return unit. Just made some chicken drumsticks in it, and guess what…they actually came out great! Also received some Sox, a Meh shirt (size W XL, perfect for wifey to sleep in) and the ‘final’ Red Fuko bag! Thanks, Meh, we will indeed enjoy the appliance!
I got an air fryer, the fuko bag, and a build your own phone holder.
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[2]:
As always, my fuko was sufficiently meh. Thanks again!
-bag
-zmodo wifi extender
-yoga pants, one size fits all
-adventure time glasses
-6 pack of small socks
-wireless charging pad
Luck has it that I am tall so I have feet of size, and i have no devices that can charge wirelessly. Maybe a 300Mbps wifi extender will be useful for something!
@andrd I forgot to mention, the box was 15x14x14, and maybe 1/4 full with no airbag things. Like popping open a fresh bag of crushed up chips!
Well, some bad news to tell everyone, I just received news that my awesome package is making its way back to Meh. According to the tracking, my address is wrong, which makes zero sense because I have lived in my current home longer than Meh has been around. Considering this is the last one ever, I am really, really, really, bummed about this. I am going to go to the post office in the morning and see if there is any way I can get the box, but I am assuming it is already gone. What to do???
/giphy man crying
@ConAndLibrarian pray to the meh gods?
@ConAndLibrarian I’m really sorry that sucks
@ConAndLibrarian - Remember, half the pleasure of a Fuko is:
In fact in the case of my PREVIOUS Fuko it was MORE than half!
@ConAndLibrarian contact support and let them know so that they can snatch it when it comes in and send it back (and double check the address on it). @thumperchick
@ConAndLibrarian If the PO doesn’t work out, write into support, we’ll see if there’s something we can do.
@Thumperchick Thanks!
@ConAndLibrarian So, I went to the post office today and after 25 minutes there they tell me that the package is already delivered. Frustrated, I drive home and see the package on my doorstep. Imagine my ambivalence as I get closer to the package to see it is a Shark. Now, the machine is super awesome, but I got one last Fuko! I know how two Sharks for my tiny 2 bedroom apartment. Thanks meh, I am sure I will find a good home for this.
Thank u to all who gave this to me, My first bag. Its in the Mail. I am forever grateful and being a loyal customer, under a different email but my first woot was the robo mower. So that will tell u how far back my purchases went. I just wished I had known when Meh started as i lost some very good deals. Have not been a poster but will participate more.
WOO-HOO!
My 8 AM Final Fuko arrived (early) yesterday, and NO PRINCE XIZOR!!!
A sizable, and hefty, box (all dimensions provided in I’m-not-that-anal)
(Landshark included in picture for reference only)
(Photographer’s toes included in picture for reference only)
(Photographer prefers not to be identified professionally)
In fact, a damn good haul:
1x Ninja 4-in-1 cooking system (evidentally a return but hoping for the best)
1x BEM Wireless Speaker Mojo (also a return but cool to look at anyways)
1x Titleist 1 PRACTICE golf ball (looks like they’re ready to go pro)
3x Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand
2x Mr. and Mrs. Who? playing cards
2x Universal GPS dashmount
1x fabulous final Fuku bag
THANK YOU MEH! And arrived on Prime Day too - thus saving me much expensive impulse shopping. Win-Win-Win!
@aetris I got that BEM for the April 1st Fuko. Its a store display. Not good for anything.
@chaos13 - Interesting! When I plugged the whole thing in the speaker started playing, but now I see that it’s all screwed together in a hard case with a separate jack arrangement for the actual speaker. I’ll disassemble it tonight and we’ll see what we’ll see.
@chaos13 - Heh! Turns out when Bem creates a store display, they don’t take any chances with using their OWN equipment - it’s just a mockup wired to boards inside the display case! Well it’s a USB micro cable, a charging plug, and some electronics parts anyway. I have some Maker friends who may appreciate it…
Well, wish I’d be able to update everyone on what I received yesterday in mine, however last night my tracking at Fedex changed over to pending and has been sitting in a facility several miles away from me since Saturday. Hoping that I see a change soon.
Got my Fuko yesterday, a meh stand with Fuko bag along with a hover board! Hover board is semi-DOA though. Powers on fine but one wheel moves at hyper speed while the other wheel seems to work fine. Any known fix for this?? Seems fine otherwise, though there is a small crack, like someone tried to fix it or was damaged in shipping.
Recieved yesterday. My shipment details never updated: 1 lbs 7x7x7
1 Fuko Bag
1 Deebot Mini2 (possibly used?)
We tested it out and it works. It has trouble redocking but for $5 I’m happy. The only one not happy is the cat.
@Snowy Attach a fishing rod toy to it and then maybe the cat will be happy. If it works a video of the cat chasing the toy would be likely hilarious.
@Kidsandliz I would love too, but she is a murder cat. So far she’s been stalking it and taking a couple swipes. We are hoping that she eventually gets used to it and just ignore it.
@Snowy One of my cats tried to kill a sweater pill remover once. She initially jumped sky high when I turned it on, then when it was off and I put it on the ground, she finally would come over and would swipe at it, then gave it wide berth. I had one cat I could vacuum clean with the wand (he’d bury his head in my elbow though). Another would watch the thing from a safe distance. The rest acted like the thing was the original demon from hell out to get them.
@Snowy your username in addition to your murder-y cat totally makes me think of comedian Nick Swardson talking about his mom’s cat…
Apparently, my mailman decided not to deliver mine. I tried to pick it up at the post office yesterday and they said something about not having scanned in the fed-ex stuffs yet and that it would be delivered today. My informed delivery and tracking all say it is in his vehicle. I knew I should have put a gift card in the mailbox at Christmas.
Lol, I like my mailman. I’m sure he just has it buried under some stuffs and will bring it back by. It isn’t uncommon for him to deliver multiple times a day due to forgetfulness or losing something in his car.
/giphy waiting on mail
My 36x14x13 11.6 lb box arrived today
1x red fuku bag
1x precision cooker
1x 2-pack of flyswatters
1x mario wall-cling vinyl
1x golf ball
1x deck of playing cards
1x phone stand/android charger keychain
1x squishy zombie missing quite a few pieces
1x ballarini wok
Awesome haul! Thanks Meh Gods!
My 10-year-old son promptly took the zombie to replace parts he lost from his. He also took my wall-cling. I’m still waiting on my other 4 (or maybe 5) fukus from the contests. I’m fucking excited as hell!
@lavikinga whisper your address and I’ll send you the fuku bag
Mmine just arrived about 30 mins ago
Extremely happy with the haul !!!
1x Gigs Equalizers Bluetooth Sport Earbuds
1x Red Fuko Bag
1x Wireless Charging Pad
1x Zmodo Pivot Wireless Camera
1x iDevices Kitchen Thermometer
1x 5in1 Universal Clip lens
1x Palm Nrg Abs Nrg Abs tens unit
1x ProNoir 12 piece Professional Make Up brush set
Mehwoo!! Mine arrived today! 21.4 lbs. In a 20x14x10 box. Box is beat up all around but can’t wait to see what is inside!!
Seems the box was once shipped back to me from N. Ramos “street address here” from Columbus, OH
You know that move in action movies where the hero smacks a dude with his palm in the nose, causing the nose bone to go inward and kill that dude?
Well, it seems someone was practicing on my Fuko Ninja 3-in-1 Cooking System:
I plugged it in and it works, so the damage was just to the plastic. If I had the druthers I could drill a new plate for it and remount, but I’d druther not. Fortunatly, it was accessory complete, and nobody action-murdered them.
So, functionally, I have received the following:
Not bad.
Mine arrived a day early. Came in a Big Boss Juicer Box - was happy to find a few extras tucked inside.
Red Fukubukuro Bag
Pair of girls socks
Smart Key with Tile
and the Big Boss Juicer (which is a return/refurb)
Got mine today (will take a picture after work).
It’s 1 Riviera Hoverboard. Returned so I hope it works. They just opened the box (it was the manufacturing shipping box) and stuffed a meh bag in there and resealed it.
Amazing!
I only got to glance at it before coming to work, but it looked in good condition!
Another proud owner of a returned air fryer checking in!
I’m not going to ping @tHumperchick to ask about order
curly-electric-sparrow and why it was returned…
Also, got a meh phone stand and a limited edition (discontinued) red bag! Thanks meh! Happy birthday!
@therealjrn Wow what a haul! Still waiting for mine to ship but all these posts leave me wicked excited!
Edit: I’m a stupid man, I thought you got 2 air fryers but just realized one was the outer box…
@MrMikenIkes I was very impressed. I’ll have to test-drive the air fryer. I have a nice Breville convection oven already so it will probably go down at the pool for the clubhouse, or mehbe my daughter might like it.
On my stoop, will update with photos once I arrive home. I have been trying to guess on dimensions/weight and from the posts what I have. So far all I’ve got is not the air fryer.
10.1 lbs/17x13x6 in.
@lemons Let us know what you had, mine is as smalls as yours, but it will arrive until tomorrow EOD, so I’m really curios on this one!!!
@armambos Will do!
@armambos
@armambos Dirty robot and hair and dirt in the box, wowsers!
I got a bionaire full room heater which is nifty except it has no base…and it specifically says do not use without base or it’s a fire hazard, so i’ll be contacting bionaire to see about a replacement part lol. Also got keysmart tile, wireless truebuds, and a camera pen. Also 3 practice tennis balls and a meh reusable bag!!!
@placecm
Um…where do you play tennis?
@therealjrn oops correction
Golf haha muh bad. When you have a dog who loves balls they all become tennis balls. Sigh… 
3 practice golf balls!! Also the heater is missing it’s handle…
@placecm be sure to check the styrofoam insert, if you haven’t. I got the same except there was one stray wheel in the box. Figured that was it. Until just today while breaking down the box for trash day I found all the attachments imbedded in the outer side of the styrofoam. Kind of hidden. Not sure if you will get lucky but just in case
@scilynt aw thank you for the tip, sadly… did not get lucky and i realize no handle either. So whenever the company gets back to me i’ll see if they have extra handles too…
The first one just came in. The worst of any I’ve won so far. Here’s what it had:
That’s it. Probably no need to take a picture.
The shipment data said the box was considerably heavier than it was, but it doesn’t look like the box was tampered with.
@ShotgunX first one?
I seem to remember some sort of veiled threat of crappy fuko if you happened to score more than 1
@thechinglish One wasn’t enough, so I got more. They must have noticed that, because the next one that arrived was…a Winix air purifier. Third one’s still in the mail.
But seriously, the two extra ones were from the birthday game contest entries, so I actually worked for them.
@ShotgunX hell yeah congrats dude
@ShotgunX Don’t diss the Ice King!
Mine came today. One day after the fed-ex prediction but one day before USPS prediction!
meh Build Your Own PHONE STAND
GPS Dashmount (I don’t drive (do people still use these things?))
Fly swatter pack!
Mario super slugger wall graffix
Blue Sky Gear Double Up bowl x4!
Chill Deflector - not just foam but a blow up mattress!
Ballarini wok!
Red Fuko bag
A very fun box & will be gifting many things out.
Thanks meh!
The most meh of men I have ever seen. How long have you kept those GPS mounts?
Meh bag
rj39-v2-black
Fusion 2 activity tracker
No box, but instructions chatman sous vide cooker model
2x universal GPS dashmount that look like they came from a sun/uv soaked junk pile.
So I had to wait almost 3 years for my Preorder Anova Nano that just arrived last week, and if this one works I got 2!
Got mine today:
Zmodo Pivot cam
Vivitar shaving styler kit
slightly smushed demolition lab mega smokestack
wireless charging pad
3 x mentos NOWmints
Fuko bag
@jvo
I love those!
@therealjrn I worry about you.
1 Fuko Bag
4 Pairs of Socks (AMU)
1 Leggings (Fashion)
1 London Fog Bag LF6693
1 Foscam F19821P
Prize Fuko
2 arrived today. Again the dimensions never updated but it’s a smallish box that my scale clocks at 5.8lbs.
Red Fuko Bag
GPS Mount
DIY phone stand
Toccs Micro USB Cable
Wireless Charging Pad
HD DVR Camera thing
Meshare Camera
Simply Beautiful Flat Iron/Heated Brish combo - I’m actually looking forward to this one. I don’t really need a flatiron but I’ve been considering buying a heated brush for some time.
As always, Thanks Meh!
My 18x13x7, 10.7lb box arrived.
1 x used/returned Deebot Mini2 (missing all brushes, second mop pad and second filter, but bonus dirt and hair in the collection bin)
1 x red Fuko bag
I hate to complain and look a Fuko in the mouth, but that’s only one item (and a gross one at that)… and, ironically, I bought a Deebot Mini2 during the Meh sale… I’d sell/give away this one, but it’s gross and missing important parts.
@thumperchick what’s the protocol in these situations (underfilled and/or gross Fuko)?
@dvsmith Wait - you got 2 Fokus?
@makhay No. One Fuko… one Deebot Mini2 that was purchased in the March 29, 2018 sale
@dvsmith
I don’t think there is anything saying how many items you get in a fuko like there is with a BoC at woot. I might be wrong though.
@Ignorant Ah, right. I was thinking about Brackish Oily Chimichangas.
@dvsmith Use it for spare parts. Certainly worth more than some of the smaller fukos.
@dvsmith I feel like “gross Fuko” is kind of redundant.
@dvsmith Can you send a message to CS? meh.com/support
I got mine today. Got a clearly used BEM Bluetooth speaker trio. All the cords were unpacked and not retied in the box and the white speakers all have dirty edges. Nothing else. Not even a bag. The speakers are charging now. Hopefully they will pair and work.
They are a bit fussy to get paired but seem to work fairly well and the audio isn’t bad as long as the speakers and the device are within sight lines of the base
@Burgess1198 Can you send a message to CS? meh.com/support
I got a debot mini 2 also in my Fuko (with all the other junk stuffed inside the box). .Came with 2 pads, 4 brushes (two attached), remote control, and docking station or required hair from last user. Since you purchased a new one-did I get all the parts.
I get that these things are kinda unlucky bags, but… um… Did Meh really ship me a broken, used self balancing scooter plus smart charging cable? This thing looks like it’s been literally thrown in the dirt, has scuffs all over it and doesn’t seem to charge and when I tilt the whole thing one side to the other it sounds like there’s a bunch of stuff literally rolling around inside. Thanks for the heavy, difficult to dispose of trash I guess?
@krystophv
/giphy one man’s trash
@capguncowboy I’m pretty sure that this is every man’s trash.
@krystophv
This reminds me of when @Raider got 10 broken TVs last year from a bonus Fuko from Mehs birthday.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/raiders-fuko-11-birthday-pallet
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@krystophv Yeah, I got one, and mine’s boned, too. Would’ve been nice if I’d gotten at least something else that worked…now, assuming I can’t fix it, I’m stuck with e-Waste.
@krystophv @Sapper if y’all were tinkerers these would be fun… High density lipo batteries, charging circuitry, high power motors, and accelerometers all waiting to be extracted and repurposed.
@djslack I mean, if it’s totally dead and it’s gonna be a hassle to recycle anyway, I’m gonna take it apart and mess with it somehow or another. The batteries, charging circuit and motors shouldn’t be too hard to make useful outside the unit. The accelerometers are probably surface mount packages with custom software powering them. It’d be hard to do much with I’d imagine.
@krystophv That’s the spirit!
@krystophv @PlacidPenguin @Raider I nearly got a pallet of broken TV’s too except where I was living there was no place to put a pallet so I had to turn them down hand have them sent to someone else. Had I had a place I would have tried to swap out parts to make a working one. I hand managed to do that with 2 laptops and posted it about it which is probably why I was the original intended recipient of a zillion broken TV’s.
@krystophv Mine was flashing code 3 on the mainboard (deep, deep inside–not on the status light), which basically means “Circuit board totally fucked”.
I ordered a new set–board, gyros, the works–for $32; hopefully this will be enough to unfuck it and then I’ll have a hoverboard for $37.
If not, I have 50lbs of Tannerite…
15 pound beast arrived today!
1 x food saver system kit
1 x heat pad
1 x who playing cards
1 x zmodo power adapter (compatible with all zmodo doorbells)
1 x phone camera lens kit
1 x meh usb to mini usb adapter
1 x fuko bag
Overall pretty satisfied! This is only my second one but many more things i will actually use in this one.
Thank you Meh gods!!!
I imagine the dumpsters stay pretty empty down at the meh warehouse.
@therealjrn I fully expect someone to receive the literal half-full trash can from under a Meh desk one of these days.
@nolrak @therealjrn I’m expecting that on the one I should be getting from a comment i made. It hasn’t shipped yet, or at least it isn’t in my orders. Maybe they’ll put dirt in a box and a sticky note that says “authentic texas dirt.”
Got mine today, 2 days early. Brand new “Cooper Cook” cookware set, in orginal box; Meh stuffed inside a red Fuko bag; 2 pairs of socks; and 2 sets of MAGNETIC EYELASHES!! I have no use for the eyelashes, but they’re such a Meh-tastic addition that I’m going to keep them for the amusement value!! Here are photos (I forgot to put the Fuko bag in the photo - but the last photo has a snippet of it in the lower right corner.) Definitely a positive Fuko result - thanks, Meh!!
33.8 lbs, arrived Monday. Warning: Packaging may reveal contents.
Duncan is bummed that the Fuko took his spot. Definitely not impressed. But is it actually a dehumidifier? Is there anything else? Is it ruined? SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
It appears to be brand new and in working condition! I’ll plug it in downstairs and try it out.
Also included:
1x Titleist “Practice” ball
1x Out of print Fuko bag
1x Meh-branded mediocre phone stand w/ included micro USB charging adapter
Pretty fuckin’ sweet! Thanks for your garbage, meh!
Ok the images aren’t working so this post lacks context. Let’s try that again.
@whammy if not uploading directly to meh, try to post the link as “http” instead of “https” and the images should work.
@Ignorant thanks, I’ll remember that for next time, though I think my problem is with imgur
My fuko was soooooo shitty I needed a Biobidet.
Seriously though, I got a biobidet and a fucking golf ball…thanks?
Also, cant fully comment on whether or not it had been previously used, the box was in pretty rough shape and some stuff was out of the packaging…probably not gonna risk that. Pretty fucking messed up.
@studerc One doesn’t actually wipe one’s ass with the actual bidet. It’s just supposed to squirt water. Adding bidets to my life was a significant quality of life upgrade.
@therealjrn I have no doubt regarding the quality of life upgrade. My concern is toilet hygiene and stuff like that. If it was used and returned I’m not too keen on the potential of sharing someone’s toilet business…
@studerc @therealjrn
Bleach. Fill a bucket with water and add some bleach and soak that bidet. Toilet germs are not honey badgers; they die in bleach.
Look at the attaching points where it is held by the seat and seat bolts. It should be pretty obvious if it was installed.
@duodec @studerc
:scribble: I’ll remember that!
my free fuko arrived today. I was lucky enough to get a ninja pot, looks new! Also a meh phone holder, fuko bag, phone cable and deck of cards! thanks meh!!
Soooo… been tracking this Fuko with an eagle eye, 25.2 pounds, 39"x25"x7", amazing.
Then I get a text with this photo at work:
Then opened:
A bungee cable
DIY Phone Stand/keychain micro usb
Fuko Bag
AND A 39" TV!!!
That is a hot piece of garbage:
Complete with sticky note mentioning shipping damage for the return
I guess I was quite unlucky. (I even got a lecture on poor business practices following the plug in 
)
So overall, quite meh, and I am open to suggestions for what to do with the TV.
@RedBaronHD these are super easy to take apart, there are two boards inside that at least used to eBay for $30-50 each. There are three strips of bright white LEDs with a very wide dispersal pattern that want ~30v/strip or ~15v/half strip if you short the jumper harness for the first half, you can use them to backlight an Irk sign. There are also meh speakers inside.
If you are not a tinkerer or don’t want to part them out on eBay you could probably sell it on Facebook/CL for parts and make enough for a case of beer.
Source: I once had 15 of these.
@RedBaronHD ‘We didn’t want to pay to dispose of this. Here, You pay us to dispose of this…’ - Meh
@RedBaronHD It may not be the best deal, but I found an offer for $50 off a tv if you trade in an old one, least amount of thinking, and still get that new TV I was hoping for, and I don’t have to deal with disposal.
Got mine today!
1). IZON security cam (open box)
2). Mentos NOW mints (expired 4/2018)
3). A golf ball (gently used)
4). Mini quad drone w/camera (broken)
5). Samsung Google Chromebook (damaged screen, jellyfish display)
6). Fukubag
Worth it.
@shanesny What are you going to do with the chromebook? Might work with an external display via HDMI
@shanesny replacement screens are usually pretty easy to put in.
@capguncowboy looking to replace both battery and screen. Then it’ll be used by our 14 year old.
9+lb fuko arrived today.
Copper cook set with four pairs of socks, a pack of caffeine gum and the bag.
I’m pleased for $5. Needed a new pan just for eggs. The set is not high end by any means. Still worth it.
Just got mine. Weight never updated, but that’s quite alright
Extremely pleased with the haul. Thanks Meh! Enjoy an image that I don’t know how to rotate, everyone!
my free Fuko arrived today.
looks like it was a foodsaver kit with some extra goodies thrown in.
it had its foodsaver packing list
also in box
a) one Meh Build Your Own Phone Stand w/ USB “arm”
b) one Ten Foot Smart Phone charge & sync bungee cable
c) one deck Mr. & Mrs Who? playing card deck
d) one red Fuko bag
once again - THANKS, Meh!
@ekw - Our fukos are twinsies!
(Except my foodsaver is black).
So fraternal twinsies!
@ekw @kdemo me three! Mine is red, though. Same stuff! Good haul!
One Ecovacs Deebot Mini 2 Robot Vacuum (used)
One Pair of kids “Little Bow Peek” novelty socks (fit my wife’s small feet)
One fuko bag
ADDED BONUS! Vacuum bin is filled with previous users skin flakes, hair, and dust!
@Ray21104 no charge for the skin!
@Ray21104 that’s super gross, but easily remedied.
@Ray21104 so, really, it should be
@nolrak Good idea! I can take it to a lab and find out who returned it.
Pretty good score
Everything came in the vacuum box
Deebot Vacuum
Socks
Fuko Bag
meh Shirt!!
Yay! Fuko arrived.
I got what can be best described as the “You’re a dude so here’s a bunch of lady oriented things that you can chuck in to your rando gift pile”
First up, we’ve got a ladies bag, apparently equipped for laptops, workstations or possibly fleeing the country
Next, we have a hair styling thing. Flat iron? Curler? Functional? I’ll never know! It’s factory sealed (probably), and I’ve got short hair.
Here we have a sweet ass black on black meh shirt. I have something like 12+ meh shirts in a variety of colors and styles. I don’t have this sweet one (or a lab flask). Sadly this is a women’s XL. I haven’t been a women’s XL since Micro Machines were a thing.
And finally, we have some girls “All Mixed Up” Candy(?) socks. My feet are a little too big for these. In fact, my feet are of an average size… HMU Ladies.
Also included is a Princess Gift Bag which shed it’s sparkles on everything in the box and made it fabulous.
Not picture in detailed: Fuko bag, Box, Cat who is curious about the box but doesn’t want to seem too committed because she plays it cool.
Super huge thank you to @thumperchick !
@hanzov69 What designer is the purse? Looks like it’s really nice? Could be worth more than you think.
@hanzov69 @Teripie
https://www.overstock.com/Luggage-Bags/Adrienne-Vittadini-Color-Block-Workbook-Tote-With-Tassle-Brown-Multi/21011235/product.html
That’s some mighty fine googlin’ there @medz
Today I opened mine and found a bamboo pillow, and the red fuko bag. Not a lot of stuff, not as cool as others on the thread, but hey the pillow isn’t half as hard as the same ones I bought here a year or so ago. Meh, what’s the secret?! HOW did you soften the pillow made of a single slab of concrete?
the ultimate MEH experience…waited a week to find a broken monitor…very disappointed,…
@fastharry Perfectly meh.
@fastharry - A true Fukobukuro - but no bag?
@aetris 1 bag…
Ok so I have been dreaming about this Fuko ever since my shipping information was updated. At 19.6 lbs and 26x19x11 my expectations were that this could definitely be the most awesome box I have received to date. Well today was arrival day but when I heard nothing about a package waiting for me at home I started to get sad. Last time FedEx randomly decided that even though they have delivered every other Meh item I ever bought to my home, somehow my address was wrong so they shipped it back to HQ. I started to fear this was what had happened again. Since I worked pretty late it wasn’t until I walked in the living room and still didn’t see a brown box that my heart truly sank. I noticed a large air purifier by the door and asked my boyfriend why did you buy that?! And he promptly said that he was going to ask me the same! No brown box, no Fuko bag or sticker or koozie, just Meh trying to make sure I breathe the cleanest of air. So Meh I haven’t plugged it in yet to see if it works (since it’s factory refurbished) but way to go sending me quite possibly the most healthy surprise I have ever received. Happy Birthday Meh don’t ever change!
As you can see kitty is wondering what is going on… and why I would be taking a photo of anything other than him
@GeeNay that cat looks like mine!
Well I was wrong!!! I owe all the apologies! I just took the purifier out of the box to test it out an plug it in and not only was I surprised that it came with a remote but there were hidden goodies underneath it!!! Here’s a photo of the rest of the haul which includes a bag, one opened toothbrush box with nothing but a single head and no handle, a Fantastic Four comic, a ten foot charging bungee cable, looks like a charging bank, a single AAA battery and a black charcoal face mask!!!
Refurb AOC 24" gaming monitor. No power cord.
@ryancunderwood dc adapter or ac plug?
@capguncowboy just a ac plug so pretty easy to find. I’m a little annoyed because I just got rid of a monitor and started piecing out my desktop. I have absolutely no use for this. Maybe put in a spare bedroom and plug a roku into it for netflix? It seems like a decent monitor and it works.
@ryancunderwood I got the 26 inch aoc…but it was cracked…throwing it out. Do you want my power cord?..I’ll send a pic of it with specs and model number on the amp box so you can see if it works with yours,
@fastharry thanks for the offer but I already ordered one for a couple bucks off monoprice.
@ryancunderwood good deal…glad it worked out
Dear Meh, got my free Fuko today. Only four items, but really, really great items. I’m sorry but it would take me an hour to figure out how to send a picture and I’ve just given up on it.
Trip glasses - since Ohio isn’t one of “those” states, this might help.
A Creepy Cup with a spider in the bottom. Anything but the spider I might have kept, but this is definitely going to someone else.
Deluxe 3 in 1 set Royal Hair Styling Technology, limited edition. Asking a lot for these on eBay.
WASPcam Rox 4K action camera. Just Wow!
Thanks again, Meh, and many happy returns. Oh, wait. You don’t want returns.
@pooflady it may have literally just taken me an hour to figure out photos and I still messed them up
Nice score! Except for the spider cup of course, yikes.
Received today, two days early.
Its the ugliest box I ever received, battered and with labeling for a clothing steamer. Inside it was…
a display box for a clothing steamer by Salav
Inside that was…
a clothing steamer by Salav. It appears to be new condition, no sign of it being used. Box was a little raggedy but all the accessories are there.
Also
The steamer is going to replace a smaller one we got in a previous fuko, and my wife thinks the earbuds will work for her.
Thanks, Meh. I look forward to future regrets.
@duodec And the earbuds are working great!
Got mine today.
Not a bad haul.
@tonylegrone
/giphy Dual nozzle butt fountain
@compunaut @tonylegrone this might be my favorite giphy ever!
@compunaut @thejackalope it’s gr8 craic
@tonylegrone Nice! Jealous of your door mat and bidet. I just finished installing my second one here at home.
Well, I suppose it’s appropriate (even if slightly disappointing) that my final Fuko was a true Fuko and not really a Fuku like many here seemed to have received for Meh’s birthday this year.
Trying to post my first free fuko and totally blowing it…anyways, spouse tried to help and so trying again back on this iPad.
Red fuko bag with cut
Guess I cut the bag opening the box up but not sure how since i didn’t use a knife and bag sideways and cut diet line up where box opened …oh well, don’t see how it was cut —anyways received this neat food saver and will check it out perhaps tomorrow to see if it works. So for now posting stock photo meh used when they sold these Food Savers recently.
@AttyVette so having to tag myself to try to post other —meant to say above that fuko bag cut in bag didn’t line up in box where I opened it up so not sure how it was cut anyways
pictures
@AttyVette and yet again tagging myself to post this stock photo of the Food Saver as I didn’t unbox it yet. However, from what I can tell it looks like it hasn’t ever been unboxed before from glancing inside the box but who knows?
I got a Wolfgang Puck Digital Stainless Steel deep fryer from HSN, in the original box. It looks like it’s new.
The box had been opened and some additonal crap inserted
It looks like the fryer originally went for $150 from HSN, so I guess that’s good, although it’s not like I need to increase my deep fried food intake. I’m a single dude, so the rest of the stuff is very… meh
@madanthony There might be ladies here who are interested in the shirt (or other things?): check the Meh shirt exchange thread.
@f00l fuko
1
The box hold the original item.
@f00l fuko
2
@f00l
@f00l
Not bad, if I say so myself.
@f00l That’s a pretty nice haul!
@f00l it’s even embroidered for you!
@f00l Nice haul! Apropos that f00l got a ful.
@f00l Hey, I got one of those heaters, too. Are they saying something about the TX weather?
Maybe if I ever build that shed…
Got mine today. FoodSaver v2830 plus most contents in a brown box, with no side goodies/bag. First Fuku, very pleased, but would’ve loved some of the trash I’m accustomed to from the old bandollier of carrots.
Huh, looks like my Fuko arrived a couple days early, neat!
I got a surprisingly decent haul, though I’ve no idea what I’ll do with half of it!
For the small items, we’ve got a “build your own meh phone stand” and a STAR WARS THE BLACK SERIES (also apparently the) TITANIUM SERIES FIRST ORDER TRANSPORTER.
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure why everything in STAR WARS needs to be screaming at me, but I guess I’ll deal with that in therapy.
Next up, the bigger things that like to watch me while I sleep!
On the left is Zmodo’s version of a camera door bell. Seems new in box, other than that someone I guess ripped off the UPC from the box? Either that, or they were baffled as to how to open it. Regardless, guess we’ll see if the wife is interested in having this installed… my guess is no, since there’s already a camera pointed at the door.
On the right is a Meshare. Seems like a relatively generic “security camera” that you toss somewhere in your house and connect to wifi. Again, aforementioned cameras, but it might get put to use keeping an eye on the chickens? If you want to know more about the Meshare, there’s this video which confuses me considerably… the man seems very pleased that a woman is in his house while he’s not there…
And last but not least… I’ll be honest, this one made me laugh bitterly. You see, I bought a jump pack from Woot a couple days ago. Paid 3x what I did for this Fuko, for half the capacity. And to think both packages showed up on the same day!!!
Don’t get me wrong, not complaining, Guess I’ll just throw one in the wife’s car, I am just very entertained by the circumstance!
So that’s it! My last Fuko, may the Fuko rest in peace. Long live the IRK!
@smigit2002
So which one does she get?
@smigit2002 I got one of those Meshare cameras too but I can’t get it to connect to my Wifi for anything.
FYI it seems the actual Meshare app doesn’t work anymore (even though it’s still in the app store) and you have to use Zmodo.
WEIGHT 6.4 lbs / 2.9 kgs
DIMENSIONS 16x12x11 in.
2X Antique and soon landfilling GPS Dashmounts
2X Ten Foot Bungee cables
1X Mr. and Mrs. Who? playing cards
1X Build Your Own Phone Stand and TOCCs snapcable
1X Beam Alert WiFi Extender (older model; looks new)
1X zmodo Smart WiFi Doorbell (older model; looks new)
1X zmodo Power Accessory for doorbell
1X Bright red bag to add to all the others
![Mehmories are Made of This][1]
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Not even going to bother taking a picture. Got the red meh bag stuffed in a smashed up returned to morning save Bonaire full room heater. Is there anyway to return it to meh so I don’t have to pay shipping. I don’t think the garbage men will take it (stupid ny electronic recycling)
@APDWaldo6 Can you send a message to CS? meh.com/support
Hot damn! Best (or worst?) 5 bucks I could’ve spent.
1 sports bra that smells weird
1 trip out glasses
1 Mr. Mrs. Playing cards
1 dashboard GPS holder (from probably over a decade ago according to the yellowing packaging.)
After seeing people with hoverboards, ninja blenders and robo floor vacs, I’m fortunate to call myself one of the lucky few who received an actual Fuku.
@bdorsch44 You did very well. My fuko customer-return air fryer was all melted. lol It looks like the fan failed and the darn thing overheated and it melted the top.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It was still fun, and I have another fuko coming!
@bdorsch44 Please describe the smell in further detail.
@bdorsch44 @lichme Borrow a police dog. Have it smell it. Follow where the dog goes. Let us know what you find.
Mine arrived yesterday…
1 Fuko bag
4 pairs AMU socks
1 pack Blast! Powergum
1 8 pc Copper Cook non-stick cookware set
@Coogles hah. Same exact as me. Even the color of socks and flavor of gum.
/giphy fanfare
It has arrived…and it’s magnificent!
This was the one I bought at the 8 am offering on Meh’s birthday. First in this glorious fuko of grace and good fortune, I received my red Fuko bag. It was followed by the awesome smell of leather as a Michael Kors purse emerged. The joy continued with a Motorola Dash Cam which appears to be brand-spanking new, and two meh phone stands. There was also some caviar face lift smear of some sort that my husband is questioning the edibility of.
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Finally I had a box in a box. The box in the box had a sports cam and all its accessories haphazardly tossed into the box which I was honestly giggling the whole time sorting through to see if the camera was in there. It was and it is currently charging. It powered on and seems to work so yay!
@tnhillbillygal
My second photo won’t post on the main post so here’s my photo of the sports cam
@tnhillbillygal are you an xtreme pro? I’m pretty sure that’s a requirement to use that cam. Nice haul!
@tnhillbillygal Holy crap! I just looked up that caviar face cream and that stuff is super expensive!
I got my “name our Fuko” prize box today.
1 meshare camera
1 flatiron mini styler
1 build-you-own phone stand
1 red fuko bag
1 gps dash mount (really old?)
1 pair of trip glasses – that takes me back!
1 princess sofia gift bag
And thats one AirFryer
Wireless phone charger
Tens unit
Yuna leggings
Socks
Caffeinated gum
And a fuko bag
I also received my other prize Fuko box today. I can’t remember what contest this is for
1 red fuko bag
1 build-your-own phone stand
1 deebot robotic vacuum
I’ll have to throw the vacuum away. Otherwise my wife will think it’s okay to let someone else do her chorse
Just kidding. I love my wife and I’ll do any chores she deems fit! Please don’t hurt me!
Thanks Meh!
@capguncowboy What’s her meh username?
@therealjrn kinimin
In the original picture, it looks like you got a cassette tape from the '70s band “Phone Stand”, but in the subsequent photos, I can tell the dimensions are little off.
Got my final Fuko yesterday. Here are the contents:
1x Final Fuko Bag
1x Meh Build your own phone stand
1x lone golf ball
1x 11oz creature cup spider
1x Cornfield Electronics Trip Glasses
1x 20in x 28in Bamboo Pillow
/giphy super meh
Got mine today.
1x mint green Deebot Mini 2
That was all. No bag no note. But I am THRILLED. I’ve been so jealous of people that randomly get roboVacs on here and low and behold I got one.
Received another Fuko bag inside a box with another enclosed Food Saver, one box of Who playing cards , one ten foot smartphone charge and sync Bungee Cable cord, and one build your own meh phone stand
Thank you Meh—I am saving food right and left now! The other things are just “gravy” so thanks a “meh” llion.
@AttyVette @stardate820926 got same fuko you did stardate
@AttyVette Nice! My foodsaver appears to be brand new and is only missing the bottle stopper from the list of included accessories.
Got mine today…wireless charging speaker store display, bungee charging cable and bag. I took the speaker off the display and there is no on/off switch and no charging dock…just a brick I guess… but I got a bag
Box said 17x15x15 and 4.2 lbs but it really weighted in under that
@jstcruzin Nice to know I’m not the only one to get that.
@chaos13 yup…wasn’t awful until I took it apart off the stand and there was no charger…battery…or any internals beyond the speaker…it’s all in the recycling bin now
Can’t get phone to post pic
@jstcruzin Did you try turning the phone to landscape?
@tnhillbillygal thank you!
One red birthday fuko bag, Two more bungee Cable cords, one mini flat iron ( trying to straighten me out eh meh?), gps dash mount, power bank for front door bell, two more decks of Who playing cards ( well played meh well actually not played with yet), two more do it your self phone stands ( one is under the gps dash mount in the picture ), one home security camera—nice Meh thanks !
Damn, I only got one bulky item
Its a robotic Vacuum as well. Neato bootvac 85 looks like brand new
https://www.neatorobotics.com/where-to-buy/robot-vacuums/botvac-85/
@erhanuyar I’d be thrilled!
@RiotDemon Yeah I am actually, just shocked. Carrying the box it was heavy and I was like SCORE.
3 in 1 Ninja Cooking thing
Build your own phone stand
1 deck of cards
Fuku bag
Not bad!
My kid has confirmed arrival at the house. Stats finally updated. Weight 18.9 lbs / 8.57 kgs, Dimensions 19x17x11 in. I can’t wait to see what’s inside as it’s my first Fuku after 2 years of trying.
7x7x7 1lb (never updated)
4x mentos now mints, orange (best by 04/18)
1x 60 second instant face lift with refill
1x Motorola wifi cam
1x yoga or compression pants?
1x Chefmate sous vide w/ broken display
1x vivitek D837 dlp projector (no power cord) with case!
1x fuko bag
0x Texas air
If this projector works it’ll definitely be a Fuku!
I just got a little damage dehumidifier. But no fuko bag, where is my bag?
Well, what can I say except for I believe this is even crappier than the Egg Minder! At least the Egg Minder could be useful!!!
I am now the proud owner of a broken True Blood Merlotte’s Bar Mirror! Did you send me this to remind me of all of the FAKE ASS Louisiana places in this HBO Vampire Series. Yes, I am from Louisiana, but there is no way in hell any of us talk like SOOKIE STACKHOUSE!
@thumperchick Is there a contest for the worst Birthday Fuko this year? If so, I think I am in the running!
Lame ass show ended over four years ago! Also, it was shipped in the original Merlotte’s box with nothing else!
@goudaman40
@goudaman40 ouch!
@goudaman40 Wow… girlfriend loved that show. However would have no use for that thing.
Besides, they changed the bars name to Bellafleurs (sp?).
@goudaman40 if that’s the only item you got - write in to support.
I apparently had two boxes delivered today. Neither ever updated from 7x7x7 and 1 lb. I hope they aren’t literal garbage because I won’t be back at the house for weeks.
Note to anyone who knows where I live: I’m not there, but the house isn’t empty. I hired a pair of ladies to be house and cat sitters, and at least one of them brought her shotgun.
@Seeds tell the shotgun lady to bring in the boxes.
RiotDemon no @ because I already accidentally whispered you twice, but since i wanted my comment to be public:
Yeah, they’re bringing in the mail, but no one is opening my fukos
The fuko I paid actual cash dollars for at midnight came today:
Toothbrush
2 cardboard phone stands
Trip glasses
golf ball
spider mug
bag
Aw, you guys sent me shit for your birthday!
/giphy I love you too!
@sammydog01 That’s actually not a phone stand! Open it up.
@TBoneZeOriginal Yeah, I already had a couple. This version doesn’t work with my phone.
@sammydog01 Mine is micro usb, so I can’t use it with my iPhone either. But they’re still handy to have IMO.
@sammydog01 @TBoneZeOriginal what is it exaclty? I got one of those phone stands and there is an odd usb-micro usb l shaped plastic thing. the USB part is like open and exposed though.
@aliciamarquis @sammydog01 It’s exactly that. A keychain emergency USB that goes into the “inside” of the USB port.
So… is wine part of the fuko too? I just got a text alert for a fedex delivery from wine country connect, and the order reference just listed the name of a wine. I hadn’t bought anything from casemates that I can recall, and I thought that was who they use for fulfillment. Or is this unrelated and someone is sending me free wine?
@andrd whaaaa? I wonder what’s up with that? Keep us posted!
@moonhat It was for a different site than meh, they just forgot to send an email beforehand, so I had surprise shipment alerts with no emails to go by. Oh well!
@andrd Rat Report incoming?
Got mine today! I’m pretty thrilled with it. It’s a 24” AOC monitor that a man named Christian seems to have returned to Meh. Thanks, Christian!
It also came with a Fuko bag and a micro USB keychain.
I’m thinking it’ll be an NES Classic station since it’s got speakers built in!
These approx six pounders came today. Couple more me share cameras. (Still no doorbell camera) frying pan was dented, but still worked for ground beef. The hair straightener brush is neat too.
Edit…friggin trip glasses smdh
1 Red Final Fuko bag
2 Meh phone stands
3 Who? Card deck
1 Elite science Professional Curling Iron
1 GPS dashmount
1 Ninja 3 in 1 slowcooker
Thanks Meh!
Someone care to tell me what the meh phone thing is that came with the stand? What to do with the other end?
Guessing usb?
I was really worried – my Fuko was a placeholder the whole way and my notification from USPS claimed it was delivered to my mailbox. But then I got home to this:
Of course I bought a space heater a few months ago and no longer have a need for one, but I can’t complain. My husband goes through bluetooth headphones like they’re disposable, so those will go to good use. And while I don’t use a flat iron very regularly, the one I have is old and sticks so that might get some use too. Not bad!
1 Vivitar 2 in 1 Hair tool kit (brush and straightener?)
1 long micro usb cable
1 Golf Balls
1 WHO Playing Cards
1 ZModo Wifi Doorbell (Installed and working, Thank you!)
1 Shark Steam Mop (Powers on, but just leaks water on the floor and accessories may be missing)
1 Red Fuko bag
My first Fuko, happy with the haul and so is the wife! I’ll definitely see if I can get the Shark working tomorrow, but even so the Wifi doorbell is great
Okay, submitted for your Mehproval:
1x Candy Apple red holy-crap-last-ever-until-next-time Fuko bag
1x Meh branded misleadingly-not-stretchy micro USB “bungee”
1x Case Logic padded European carry-all
1x “Here, do all the work yourself” Meh phone stand with accompanying confusing micro USB dinky
2x GPS beanbag mounts from 1987 in vintage nicotine yellow packaging
1x undersized playing cards that everyone seems to have received
1x Trip Glasses, from which I’m still seeing spots
And the clear (?) winner from this bag:
1x S/M sized sports bra, which I’ve spent a considerable amount of time slingshotting around the kitchen, to the dismay of both the wife and the cat.
Thanks Meh, this was fun!
Lots of great stuff from what I’ve seen so far. I came home to an unexpectedly large box on my porch. The original box was opened and tossed inside was the ubiquitous Fuku bag, and the usual cheap odds and ends you would expect, along with the actual original product, a brand new 8-bottle wine fridge!
@xterraguy woah. That is the best I’ve seen so far. Great haul!
@xterraguy Wow, they kept that thing in their warehouse for 3 years.
@bruhaha dang
1x Deluxe Salad Keeper
1x Trip Glasses
1x Uniden Walkie Talkies (super stoked about this one)
1x Dyson Attachment
1x Meshare Camera
@sidehike nice! That Dyson attachment is supposed to be great for pet hair.
I received an Egg-minder (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GN92KQ4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_7cbuBbWD3V2TX) shipped in its original box. It had been opened, and has scuff marks on the lid. Not sure if it works yet.
Thats it…nothing else.
but I need the INFORMATION!
@Panegyric click on the fedex choice after you click on your tracking number. It starts there first.
@Panegyric Yeah, for 3 days I checked it via USPS. Finally yesterday afternoon clicked FedEx for the heck of it and had full tracking info.
Fuko
2 (first prize Fuko) arrived last night, 16x12x10 and <5lbs since it wouldn’t register on my scale:
Thanks, Meh!
@djslack so now you have directions are you going to go to Carnegie Hall?
Fuko
3 (second prize Fuko) arrived today, one day earlier than scheduled. 16x12x10, 6.2lbs:
This one is an electronics bonanza. Thanks again, Meh!
I got a FoodSaver and a fuku bag. Can’t complain.
@TheMeerkat Have a Costco membership? They have a big box of assorted size pre-cut bags & Foodsaver rolls. They beat Amazon’s price by a few dollars, too.
@LaVikinga Oh, I have no use for it and am giving it away immediately, but thanks for the suggestion! My lack of complaint was based on “this is objectively worth much more than $5 and would be a great get for someone else”, not, uh, personal utility.
@TheMeerkat My husband picked one up several years ago for under $15, shipped. Very basic model. Wasn’t something I had asked for, but considering what a deal it was and how often I buy the big packages of meat, it’s come in handy over the years.
These are some of the best Fukos I’ve seen. Kicking myself for not fighting harder with the Captcha this last time to try to finally get one. This stuff no one needs is pretty darned good. It’s like Christmas morning, but with surprise crap!
Can’t wait to see what Meh has in store with the newer, better, brighter, crappier version of the Fuko will be!
I got a set of copper bottom pans (nice), four pairs of anklet socks, and a little bottle of hand lotion. You know. For the socks.
Thanks Meh!
Well finally received it yesterday, and was quite surprised that the product box, was the shipping box. Anyway, I gleefully opened the box for the Surroundbar to find the now discontinued Meh Bag, the N1 Surroundbar (missing the remote and power supply), a 10’ bungee cable, a Zmodo Power Accessories (guessing to connect additional Zmodo products), the coveted Build Your Own Phone Stand, a Milan handbag (already claimed by the fiance’ for her wedding day bag), and 1 Titleist “practice” golf ball. Thank you guys for the great box, and I know I shouldn’t look forward to good things in the future.
@kawdrifter2000 I bought some of those TOCC cables long ago. They were crap.
I received a broken hoverboard. I mean, yay, hoverboard, but boo, broken and rattling. At least it’s something interesting to take apart.
That was it. Hoverboard, charger, and carrying bag.
I received a prize fuko yesterday afternoon.
I got a pink air fryer. It looked like the box had been opened before, but the fryer itself was still wrapped and taped and seems to be in mint condition.
I’m excited to try it!
Thanks, meh!
These all shipped way to fast… Here is my haul:
Fuko Bag
Coffee Press
Zmodo MeShare webcam
Zmodo Video Doorbell
Sports Bra
Creepy Spider Cup
iPhone Lens Kit
Meh Phone Stand
@gwaki is the sports bra your size?
@gwaki That’s way above meh-level stuff. Congratulations!
@gwaki Very curious how the doorbell works, since I also got a Zmodo item.
I had a Fuko dream last night!
I dreamt that the contents were old, dusty, faded boxes containing action figures.
They were the original packaging, w/ clear plastic windows on the front; the kind of thing you’d see on the shelves in a comic/collectables shop.
The figures were weird mash-ups in bright colors and sort of a Peter Max/Yellow Submarine style.
There are only two that I have a clear memory of - one was some combination of a duck and a superhero; I remember the colors and the duck parts but I don’t think the superhero was specified - I think it was just understood that that’s what it was, in that dream way.
The other figure I remember vividly - it was Weird Al Yankovic in a bright yellow, bell-bottomed leisure/jump suit. He might’ve been mashed-up w/ late '60s George Harrison hair and mustache, but it was definitely Weird Al.
There was someone watching over my shoulder and commenting - it was either one person shifting identities (I remember it being my mother, my middle brother and a couple of friends) or maybe there was a group.
I remember the person seeing the figures and saying something along the lines of, “aw, that sucks” as if it were typical Fuko white elephants.
To which I replied something like, “are you kidding me?!? These are awesome! And valuable!”
Then, there were suddenly doubles of some of them and I went, “Yoink! Keep one, sell one!”
And then, aside from the maybe half dozen action figure boxes - which, btw, fit in the shipping box perfectly, like a case from a manufacturer (this would’ve been very satisfying to my OCD brain) - there were also 2 boxes containing mini (maybe 2" long) harmonicas.
I said, “Cool!”, and as I opened one of them, I handed the other to the person over my shoulder and said, “one for me, one for you!”
The other person which, at that point, I’m pretty sure was both my mother and brother at the same time, made some comment about it being too bad I couldn’t play it, at which point I wailed out a perfect blues riff to the astonishment of the other person, who made complimentary comments reflecting their surprise.
And that’s all I remember.
A couple of other random little details I remembered…
When I pulled one of the figures out of the box, it had an empty, sticky, silk insect cocoon attached to it - the same kind of thing I regularly find in neglected corners of my house.
I also clearly remember imagining in my head (within the dream, which is kind of meta) how I was going to pose the action figures for the photo I’d be posting to the Fuko reveal thread.
My Fuko arrived yesterday. No need for a picture as it was simply:
The Ninja was out of the original box with a little dent in the back, no big deal. It was missing the cookbook but it looks like I can download that from the Ninja website.
Very pleased with what I received and the kitty loves the box!
I’m shocked by the absence of Martian watches.
@arielleslie I got one actually, haven’t posted yet, but it works, and it’s actually pretty great.
@arielleslie someone is getting a pallet.
@arielleslie @OnionSoup I’m hoping it’s meeeeeeeeee
I will post my full fuko reveal later when I have photos… Currently the Mrs at home is unpacking it and updating me via SMS.
One very concerning thing though. The top item was a letter (to eVine, is that a store?) complaining about customer service.
Between the box and the note I have that customer’s name and address and a letter she wrote the store.
I’m stoked to get a fuko… I’m very grateful…
Especially for a free one… But I must say, that’s not cool sharing other people’s names and addresses.
For all of you thinking you got a bad Fuko, I think I got the worst one posted so far so don’t complain. The only useable thing is the bag. I wasn’t a VMP member so I had to pay the $4.99 shipping so that bag cost me $9.99.
Funny thing is that my order number was surprised-friendly-jar. I was surprised and there was a jar. But Meh didn’t seem very friendly on their selection of items. No golf balls, no Dr. Who cards, or GPS mounts like everyone else got (although I wouldn’t be able to use those either).
The box was 3.7 pounds (it seemed less than that but I didn’t verify). 15 x 11 x 10.
@support Oof… Might be able to barter that jar into something better with people receiving jar-less blender bases?
@support If you’re really sad I can send you a golf ball.
@sammydog01 Hehe, thanks for the offer but I don’t know what I’d do with a golf ball either. Not sure why so many people got some.
@bruhaha Very true. Anyone need a jar? Only if you’d want to pay the shipping for it though as I’m unwilling to pay even more to get rid of it when I could just trash it for free.
Maybe I could sell it on Letgo or Offerup. Hmm… Someone out there may have broken their jar in my local area. That’s worth a shot.
14.7 lbs.
-Fuko Bag
-Air fryer with a broken handle
I’ll see if I can still use it, but meh better have a burn kit for sale this week.
Ok. My 13.5lb, 21" box.
Don’t have pictures yet… Will take some tonight when I get home if wife hasn’t packed everything away… She’s very organized this week. She unboxed for me while I’m at work… She videoed it but I can’t share the video.
So… I got.
A red fuku bag.
A handwritten note from someone chewing out evine’s customer service.
A build your own phone stand
A bungee USB cord
Mr/Mrs Who card game. (No Doctor Who)
And… A really cool red food saver with all sorts of attachments and accessories.
We have a foodsaver I bought cheap somewhere at some point (probably from Meh)… This one is so much better though than the one we already had.
Overall very very happy with this. … Well other than the handwritten note with the name of the person who previously ordered the foodsaver from EVine… And her address on the box (that’s an invasion of her privacy imo)
This box was way better than I expected or deserved and I’m very happy. 5/5 would whine to get a gift fuku again.
Or to get an irk.
Sadly no hubman.
@OnionSoup I’d bet the box was never opened again after the original purchaser returned it until it showed up on your doorstep from Meh. Your wife is probably the only person to have ever read the note.
Evine is probably none-the-wiser. You should probably make it your personal mission to make sure that they get that letter.
You’re like Tom Hanks!
@Limewater it was between the fuku bag and everything else in there … Hard to imagine it not being seen when filling the box but possible.
I could send the note to eVine so that they get the chewing out they deserve… But I wouldn’t want to get meh in trouble. I don’t know Meh’s relationship with eVine… But I don’t think eVine would be happy with Meh passing on complaint letters to their customers… Lol.
So, the note ends with me. I won’t pass it on.
@OnionSoup Mine was the twin of your, minus the note. I prefer my noteless one.
Here we have the contents of two of the prize fukos. The first was a Deebot Mini2 with a red bag placed in the box. I was super excited to get it! I brought it in, opened the box and took the parts out to the garage to clean with the air compressor. I put it all back together, charged it up, and started it on its way. It is doing pretty well! I have told the children it’s name is “bot” and they think it is super cool.
The second box had trip glasses, a hair dryer/combo tool, a dyson vacuum component, the creepy spider mug, and my red bag. I am super happy! Especially with Bot going around my kitchen/living room area. Feels like we have another pet going around the house. The dog sniffed it a little and then went on to take his nap so they are getting along
@tnhillbillygal
Bot needed a decoration.
@tnhillbillygal Love it!!
I got 2 final Fukos! No idea if any of them work:
-PCH Life e-stim shoes
-Merkury smart wifi led
-Zmodo smart wifi doorbell, with beam alert range extender and power accessory
-Pure Daily Care ultrasonic diffuser with 6 essential oils
-JET JAT ultra mini drone
-Coolgear freezer salad bowl
-Disney Infinity Anakin Skywalker
-PCH Life LED Symphony wireless speaker led light w/remote
-Wireless charging pad
-Ardell magnetic eyelashes
-Yuna legwear (fe)male running pants, neon orange
-3 pairs of Meh Socks
MY FUKO CAME AND I GOT A HOVERBOARD GO CART!!! OMG!
Wait a minute…
Well that was a fun rollercoaster ride. This stuff was in there too.
I guess a doorbell is exciting?
Well played Meh box stuffer.
@sammydog01 if you don’t want the doorbell, how much you want for it?
How do you not have a hoverboard already?
@RiotDemon I would totally break a hip. And I’ll let you know if I decide to donate the doorbell- you’re first in line.
So after choking down my disappointment about not go-carting around my neighborhood I realized you sent me about $200 worth of stuff. Wow. Thanks!
@sammydog01 my mom was talking to me about my Christmas wish list. She said she was really happy when I stopped asking for a go-kart. I told her that I still want a go-kart.
@sammydog01 I got your broken “hover board”. And that was it. Not even a meh fuko bag.
@RiotDemon I never wanted one until I saw that box on my front porch. Now I have visions of riding around, getting looks of awe from the local tweeners, and completely humiliating my kids.
@sammydog01 The humiliating your kids, especially if they are late grade school and beyond, can be priceless (the ghetto van - so name by my kid based on what it looked like - died at 25y and 3mo when she was 23 - worked well for that too). I’d take photos of you on the thing being a dork and prominently display them in the house. Especially if they are dating someone you don’t like. LOL
Here’s my second gif Fuko, yay! You make it easy to be a good Dad, Meh! My daughter and the grandgirls are gonna love this!
1 Silver Mother/Daughter Hollywood Sensations Bracelet (The inside of bracelet says “The love between a mother and daughter knows no distance”)
1 Vivitar ceramic flat iron w/heated volumizing hair brush
1 bottle O2 hair spray
1 iDevices kitchen thermometer
1 Meshare camera
1 Gabba goods wireless charging pad
1 red Fuko bag
@therealjrn I received that flat iron/brush combo as well. I haven’t used the flat iron but the brush was great.
@stardate820926 I hope mine works, the box was opened through the bottom so it likely was a customer return.
@therealjrn yeah, mine was opened as well but appeared to be unused (believe me, I checked it very closely for hairs).
I get all of the good ones. I feel somewhat guilty about that when I see the crappy ones. (“Somewhat” guilty means that no, I will not trade mine for yours.)
Red Fuko Bag
Bungee cable
Who cards
Snapcable/phone stand
And a nice red, complete FoodSaver Vacuum seal system, with all accessories, that appears unused since the original tape holding down inside parts was still intact. I’ve never had one before. Thanks!
@rockblossom Foodsavers are awesome for freezing meats and sous vide. I bought 2 of them from Meh and that one looks fancier than the ones I have.
@bruhaha @rockblossom i use mine every day. I reheat seal things like chips and crackers in their original bags, reseal cheese ect
@bruhaha @CaptAmehrican It’s a new toy I get to play with, so I will be looking at different ways to use it. If I find it useful for vacuum sealing food, that will be a bonus!
Okay, here goes. I tried to take pictures good enough so I didn’t have to make a list. Most stuff that I tested works, aside from the headphones which had a busted charge port. Thrilled to get a doorbell camera, I’ve been eyeing it for a while. Hope it works. Thanks a billion meh!
@lichme SCORE! You won the Jackpot. Was that 7 separate boxes? One that you bought and then 6 from answering all the questions correctly?
@support These 7 were all gifted for various things on the forum. The one I purchased contained a bag, a bamboo pillow, and a bungee cable.
@lichme I think you found a loophole that allows robots to get Fukos. Simply use your auto maintained mehstalker database to answer a lot of sales questions in the forum. hehehe
I wish I had a small fraction of your knowledge on how you do that. Your stalker sites are awesome, by the way. I use them all the time especially because they remove the prices of products after midnight and you have the only reference of what it was sold for at that time. AWESOME!
This is how to go out with a fuku-ing blast. I am awed, and thank you very much, meh!
2 orange Mentos- meh
1 Palm NRG combo belt. I was going to give it to a friend, until I looked up its price.
1 hair straightening brush. Why didn’t they make these when I was a teenager in Orlando?
1 Zmodo Pivot. If it were the Cloud edition, I’d sell it. This one I’ll happily play with.
1 pair VerveOnes wireless earbuds, in lime green. I need to dispose of three neckband earbuds, because these are awesome. I am worthy!
1 Final Fuku bag, in lucky red.
@OldCatLady
Don’t you mean YAY!!!?
Another fuko —
1 business travel bag, one chill luxe queen size sheet set, 1 toolsmart level, one meh t shirt, one package of socks and 1 red fuko bag —
Very nice meh- very nice —thank you very ‘meh”uch ’
Wow… worst one ever. All I got was this. Completly used. Damaged and doesn’t work. I thought meh eased up on complete garbage fuko bags these days. Not even a bag included.
Order arrived in the Deebot box and had a WORKING!!! Deebot! It’s quieter than the roomba and picked up the wood floor nicely; Thanks MEH!
1 x Meh bag
1 x 10 ft usb cable
1 x Build your own phone stand
1 x Some hair thing
1 x Golf Ball
1 x Facial Vibrator?
I posted this in the wrong thread, so I’m reposting this here, because there’s one item I haven’t seen posted yet.
I got three of my contest boxes today. I have to say, I’m gobsmacked. No photos yet, I need to take a Xanax to calm down.
So, there were two good sized boxes and one smaller box. The smaller box rattled. My mind went back to the warning of the trash boxes. I saved that one for last.
The two larger boxes were absolutely wonderful. Two brand new foodsaver systems. My current foodsaver system was purchased right here on Meh. They both had the Mr & Mrs Who cards, the little TOCC flash drives, and Fuko bags. Nice haul just for playing games, amiright?
Then I open up the rattling box. Nice.
Meshare camera
Motorola Wi-fi Home Camera with smart tag
Truebuds wireless bluetooth earbuds
Ten foot smartphone bungee cable
My firm belief is one cannot have too many cameras. My father’s legacy.
Then there was the thing that rattled. Okay, Meh, I get it, I’m old, I don’t hide that at all. I got my Medicare card today. Can’t use it yet, but I’m makin’ a list.
The rattling box was some sort of beauty thing. I put all of the pieces back together and place them neatly in their slots. Then, I do the normal human curiosity thing and look it up online. I can only find it in one place. eBay.
and
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO BUYS THIS STUFF? WHO HAS THIS KIND OF MONEY?
I’m reeling at the mere enormity of it. I feel really poor right now…but blessed. Seriously, blessed. And I need the smelling salts…
60 Second Face Lift
And I think I’ll be selling my first thing ever on eBay soon.
@lisaviolet haha, what the hell is that pricing? Found another one listed at $101.
@lisaviolet @RiotDemon apparently the MSRP is $1,995…
@RiotDemon Where? I spent fifteen minutes looking for one, the one on eBay was the only one I found.
I’m really curious.
https://morningsave.com/deals/donnabella-premium-edition-4-in-1-60-second-face-lift-1
Morningsave had it for $49.
Whew. Now I don’t feel so weird.
@lisaviolet
https://www.ebay.com/i/263616815228?chn=ps&var=562689755694&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F711-117182-37290-0%2F2%3Fmpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.com%252Fi%252F263616815228%253Fchn%253Dps%2526var%253D562689755694%26itemid%3D562689755694_263616815228%26targetid%3D313776934696%26device%3Dm%26adtype%3Dpla%26googleloc%3D9012442%26poi%3D%26campaignid%3D833559251%26adgroupid%3D39417365901%26rlsatarget%3Dpla-313776934696%26abcId%3D1123856%26merchantid%3D114994538%26gclid%3DCjwKCAjw7cDaBRBtEiwAsxprXexX_GMQj5a9A_gFXaQkABphltjRe-JRKMOiPBscdydq6OXYI9LOxRoClEwQAvD_BwE%26srcrot%3D711-117182-37290-0%26rvr_id%3D1604114807764%26rvr_ts%3Db4e84a2b1640aa46aaf673d4fffff86f
https://m.bonanza.com/listings/donnabella-premium-edition-4-in-1-60-second-face-lift/599940212?goog_pla=1&variation_id=711107869&gpid=318766196379&keyword=&goog_pla=1&pos=1o2&ad_type=pla&gclid=CjwKCAjw7cDaBRBtEiwAsxprXU3OkeezBanDkH2tABLAgoRxbg7rWmtYPRokHr9cN2P8LcABp2_2IhoCj9UQAvD_BwE
Not sure how to make links pretty.
@RiotDemon since I know it came from morningsave, I feel better about unloading it. I think it may be my first foray into selling on eBay. Thank you for the links.
My first ever Fuko arrived containing:
The Bag
a pink hairdryer
trip glasses
2 purple 2-in-1power bank with fan
a spider creepy cup
a Brilliance New York Diamond Face Mask Set
@arielleslie Dang, I was really hoping they would sell those fans again! We use ours on trips often and would get more as gifts.
@raccoon81 With my power bank fan in one hand and my pink hairdryer in the other, no seasonal variations will prevent me from achieving propelled air climate control bliss.
Because they were there I decided to try one of the “diamond face masks”
@arielleslie haha, nice! I got the gold ones from the same brand a while back and they looked about the same. Sliding off my face and then ripping around my eyes. I guess they expect you to lay down when using these.
@arielleslie LOL! Great pic!
But I miss your long hair and color tint!
Got my gift Fuko, thanks ChadP
Apparently they really want me to keep an eye on things:
Motorola wifi cam (amazon reviews suck!)
FDT wifi cam (much better reviews, can use along with zmodo cam already got)
Gabba Goods 1080P dash cam no mount, no cord.
gps dashmount nice yellow container, still won’t work with this dash cam.
ion Sound Shine Bluetooth speaker/light (will be fun gift)
TOCC Bungee cable
Meh phone stand
Who cards
Thanks meh! Happy Birthday, fun to play along!
@raccoon81 eh… not sure why photo is rotated
2nd fuko and they are starting to worry me. What is with all the cameras?
2nd FDT wifi cam
2nd motorola wifi cam (no package, just taped up)
Xtreme Pro sports cam
Zmodo doorbell cam (goes with previous zmodo indoor cam I had gotten, nice!)
Motorola Dash Camera
So 8 cameras in the 2 Fuko - Scary!
Plus 8 pairs of socks (girlfriend is happy!)
Infinity Gold hair dryer brush thing
Thanks Meh for the fun times, maybe you are looking on cameras to see what else I might need.
I got my first ever last fuko today. Besides the bag it had:
a charging cord
-a pack of Dr who cards.
OK, here’s Fuko
2 of 4 
(IRK Bag Design Contest)
1x Fuko Bag
1x Spandex Shorts
1x Charcoal Teeth Whitening Gel
1x Princess Bag
10x Boxes of Metallic Stick-on tattoos (daughter immediately applied the moon to her arm)
1x Giant Shiatsu Pillow Yeah! (I think)
Thank you Meh! You guys rock.
Looking through this thread, seeing things they have been including for YEARS!!! I now understand why they need a bigger warehouse. Meh - the original hoarders.
@Kidsandliz I know, every time there’s a Creature Cup I’m amazed. They still have some! A bunch, even!
Got my Fuko today, and in the short span of about 4 minutes, I uttered the phrase “I can’t believe my luck” three times!
15.9 lbs. 31x20x7 in. Dang, I thought to myself, that’s a lotta Fuko.
Arrived home, couldn’t believe my eyes. It was an AOC box. About the size of a 27" monitor. “I can’t believe my luck!” I proclaimed, excitedly!
I opened the box, wondering if perhaps this was a trick, but no, there it was, protected by bubble wrap! This is actually a 27" monitor! “I can’t believe my luck!”, I said again, thinking to myself that this was the best $5 I had ever spent.
Then I took off the bubble wrap. Lo and behold… “I can’t believe my luck…”
I should have known, that’s why it’d have been in a Fuko. Bag of bad luck, indeed… Anyways, thanks Meh folks for all the fun over the past few years. I was the recipient of 5 Fukos during my time here, and I consider myself very Fuku for that
@pyudin $5 for an original Mondrian? That’s a steal!
@ACraigL Google’d it. Chuckled. Then cried a little.
@pyudin That would be super unlucky for me… where I live they charge $25/ea to dispose of monitors!
@hanzov69 @pyudin Staples accepts monitors (not TVs) for recycling.
“Recycle your old, unwanted technology at your local Staples® store. We’ll responsibly and securely recycle them at no cost to you — any brand, any condition, even if you purchased it somewhere else.”
Staples
@callow @hanzov69 @pyudin My Best Buy no longer charges a fee for monitors or TVs.
@callow @pyudin @sammydog01 My closest Best Buy charges still
But, I just checked with my Staples and they don’t! Thanks for the heads up @callow. I have like four in my basement!
@hanzov69 But Staples website says:
"Can I recycle at any Staples store?
All Staples stores except for our smaller-format stores in New York City and Washington, D.C. accept electronics for free recycling every day they are open"
Monitors are on the list. I’d argue. Or find the next nearest store.
@callow sorry I phrased that poorly. I meant I checked with my staples and they don’t charge to recycle, which is good news for me.
@hanzov69 So glad to hear I misunderstood that. Happy recycling!
I received the Fuko that I paid for today.
2x sports bras S/M and L/XL
2x Meh micro-USB “bungee” cables that don’t stretch
2x yellowed GPS mounts
1 Who? playing cards
1 Trip glasses
1 red birthday bag
The definition of “meh.” I’ll be able to use the USB cables, at least. I won’t bother with a pic since everything is been posted already. Thanks for the fun!
@bruhaha The “Trip Glasses” look like a commercial version of Mitch Altman’s Brain Machine. Hmm TIL…
Got my gift Fuko today, Thanks Meh.
liquid
I got a pretty good haul:
My Fuko arrived today, two days early! In addition to the red bag, there was only this one item. Which is something I did not have but am now thrilled to own. Thank you, Meh!
Just received a Deebot mini 2 in good condition. Bag and playing cards crammed in the box. Could be time to get a Deebot vs. Neato death match going. Thanks for the haul Meh!
More fuko prizes! More cameras, but still no doorbell camera. Not bad at all though. Wine bottle is an umbrella. Another highlight if the waterproof vibrating “face stimulator”.
Thanks!
@medz
/giphy “face stimulator”
Hmmm; looks more like ‘brain stimulator’.
Can’t decide if this is NSFW. Any thoughts?
@medz wait, they gave away vibrators?
@tinamarie1974 “face” vibrator
@compunaut
/giphy that’s hot
@medz oohhhhh my bad!
@medz @tinamarie1974 Looking back, I don’t seem to see where they actually sold these…
@Limewater @medz I use to work for a mfg company years ago and we would get one off product samples before making a purchase. Maybe this is the case for this product?
@Limewater @tinamarie1974 This has the sister site morningsave.com written all over it:
https://morningsave.com/deals/vivitar-simply-beautiful-stimulator-t-bar
@Limewater @medz I love that they quoted it as fashion forward! Lol
Turns out that “reverse light therapy” device might be worth some coin. Gotta see if it works first.
Like $80 on morningsave right now! I just got back from a venture into what’s been happening on the morningsave forums lately. Bless those morningsave shoppers’ hearts.
1 x Deebot Vacuum - All accessories inside. Returned item. Charging now to see if it works. Brother would love it
1 x Hoverboard - Missing the “carrying case”. Returned. Saw a small bit of Christmas paper on the box. Charging now to see if it works.
1 x GPS Dash Mount
1 x Meh Phone Stand
1 x Mr/Mrs Who cards
1 x Tildest “practice” golf ball
and finally
1 x Red Meh “Fuku” bag
@chaos13 Did it work?
My 8am birthday fuko arrived… it contained a fuko bag and a slightly used deebot mini 2 vacuum.
There was no dirt in the bin, but the pad was a bit dirty… seems to charge and work. Thanks meh!
Still no order status or sign of any kind for my “you get a fuko” fuko, so not sure what is happening with that one.
My box included: the bag, and 2 golf balls, inside a very used Keurig Rivo Cappuccino and Latte System.
Someone obviously returned it, after using it. They didn’t bother to clean it very well, and… Left a used pod inside the unit too!
There was dried milk & water stains in the frother cup. The drip catcher was smeared with coffee & milk, like it had been wiped with a wet paper towel, and hastily crammed back into the box, or something.
I was a little creeped out, but thought - it’s probably just as clean as buying from a garage sale, or flea market. Which I never do, but - my husband would! And hey - I don’t drink coffee, but - my husband does!
Took the entire unit apart - washed with hot soapy water - rinsed - dried - wiped it down with alcohol. If it works, and I make him a cappuccino - maybe he won’t die.
What do you know – it worked! And, it’s been 3 hours, and my husband isn’t sick yet, so - that’s something!
Thanks, Meh! You finally sent me something that works!
@tahshar
@tahshar I think it’s awesome you risked poisoning him to see if your free coffee maker worked properly. That’s the dedication of our Mehtizens!
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@excarnate
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My package was clocked in at around 16 lbs. I was excited. I get my big box and lo and behold its a 28 inch AOC brand monitor. After looking through the reveal thread I was real worried that it might be cracked or otherwise damaged beyond repair. The Meh gods do smile upon me though because I plugged in in and it works just fine.
No other knickknacks though, i missed out on getting the last Fuko bag
@Aryk ENVY!!! I need one. My laptop screen is slowly going out.
@Aryk Got the same thing. Just got it set up and it looks amazing. Be sure to download the color profile from AOC’s site, and set the color preset to sRGB.
Thanks MEH!
Vivitar simply beautiful two and one combo kit
Meshare camera thing
Wireless charging pad
Fusion lite fitness tracker thingy
FDT Wi-Fi camera - most interested in giving this a go
Fuku bag
Awesome, Thanks! Looking forward to the first BOR!
@ugadogch Got that camera, so far seems decent.
@ugadogch please give that doggo some scrtiches.
@ugadogch that is one handsome pooch back there.
Penultimate reveal
My first (of two) Final Fukos has arrived amid much confusion. Both made it all the way to Oregon together, then one missed the bus for the next leg of its journey.
They were scheduled to be delivered Fri the 20th. Then estimate was pushed back to Monday the 23rd, Then pushed back further to Wed the 25th. Yesterday they changed it to Sat the 21st. One came today.
So I rec’d a very nice Food Saver setup with bags, attachments, and some sealable storage containers. I currently use the second one ordered from meh, this is much fancier (and bigger). It appears to be a return just from the box, everything inside looks new.
Just to add icing to the birthday cake, I got
-Fashionable unlucky meh tote bag
-Who cards
-A Build-your-own phone stand; a cherished piece of mehmorabilia.
Thanks so much @snapster @dave @ChadP and the whole meh crew. Incredible and appreciated sendoff.
Fuko is dead, long live the IRK!
@kdemo Sweet!!
@llangley
The Penultimate Supper
@kdemo classic!
@llangley Learned a new word did you? Use it often. Use it well.
Thrilled! Package arrived today - 35x12x13, 22.8 lbs. Box had been opened, but never used. Thanks, Meh!
@rm9116 That’s sweeeet!
I had to sit and look at the box all day as I had promised the hubbie that I would let him open today’s box. It was totally worth the wait though when he opened it to find a Ninja Cooking System! I’m am unbelievably happy! Thank you Meh!
I got me my bag.
Besides the bag was another bag, a creepy cup, and the trip glasses. if I put them on will the world go back to normal now?
@heetsink cute purse!
I got me a chick watch Laura Ashley, I got me a mecamera wifi cam, i got some wireless ear buds, a bag, a meta watch Brandnew but still dead company so cant get it to finish set up. i got 2 illumibowls, and a GPS holder
Finally got it!!
Watching this thread and being my first Fuko, my expectations leapt everywhere. What could it be? There’s been monitors, TVs, Food Savers, cleaning bots, heated brushes, golf balls, mini fridges, hoverboards, dehumidifiers, steam mops, vacuums, some junk, some new, wow!!
Mine? A whoooole entire box of Royal Deluxe neon green hair straighteners, a practice golf ball and the infamous red fuko tote! 12 straighteners in total, all new in box except 1 that appears opened but unused.
Now the mind is reeling on about wtf to do with all these? I know about 4 folks I can gift one to…beyond that tho? Help me decide:
Option 1: Open a neon green themed salon?
Option 2: Hack together a 1200 watt grill with the plates and start a new negative-ion infused(?) grilled food craze? Shark Tank here I come! Bonus: bright green is already staple branding for healthy food!
Option 3: Stroll around downtown Portland and randomly hand them out to anyone with curly/wavy hair. Highly suggesting they need it.
Option 4: Fashion a new alter-ego: Edward Hairstraightnerhands?
Option 5: Meh…
The box was on its last legs…tape only barely holding the left side together, lol.
Originally offered via MorningSave as part of a kit it appears: https://morningsave.com/deals/royale-deluxe-hair-tools-trio-set-1
Can’t find pricing though. Currently finding them on Amazon/eBay ranging from $50-$100. Box suggests $350, lol!!
It had quite the adventure getting here with varying delivery dates ranging from next Tuesday, Monday, Saturday, back to Tuesday and finally settling on today just 2 days ago.
FedEx details:
28.2 lbs / 12.79 kgs
18x16x15 in.
Actual dimensions:
18x15.5x15 in.
Weight: No scale but definitely feels close to 30lbs.
The whole experience was a blast!! Thank you Meh!
Forgot to mention: Fuko was snagged @ the 4PM VMP offering.
@PHRoG ebay or craigslist or facebook for sale page if your area has one. You should get back at least your cost of the fuko.
@PHRoG i vote option 3
@PHRoG -
Option 6: Consider donating them to a women’s shelter, or maybe the local YWCA?
Long time Fuku buyer, first time Reveal poster. Count me in for the “I got something I’ve been thinking about buying, but never pulled the trigger.”
I got a refurb KITCHENAID PRO 600 MIXER! And it’s in EMPIRE RED!
I wanted one pretty bad before I had to give up carbs less than a year ago, so this is interesting…
Any ideas for how to use this thing in a low-carb diet?
Oh, and I got a Dr. Who playing cards and the dumb phone non-cable connector and the Fuku bag. 8am purchase.
@Fe2_O3
hmmm
make really large omelets?
@Fe2_O3 https://www.ruled.me/lc-peanut-butter-meringue-cookies/ I’ve had these cookies a few times and they were pretty good.
Edit: Also if PB isn’t your thing look up sugar free meringue cookies, you can do all kinds of flavors.
@Fe2_O3 Score!! I’m no carb as well and have been wanting to get one of these for awhile now for the the vegetable to pasta attachments:
https://www.kitchenaid.com/countertop-appliances/stand-mixers/attachments/p.7-blade-spiralizer-plus-with-peel,-core-and-slice.ksm2apc.html
and
https://www.kitchenaid.com/countertop-appliances/stand-mixers/attachments/p.vegetable-sheet-cutter-attachment.ksmsca.html
Spendy…but, can has pasta again! noms I’ve had it before and it totally fulfills those terribly-missing-pasta cravings.
@Fe2_O3 wowza, that is awesome!
@Fe2_O3 also…is that a Dolly Parton pinball machine!!! O.o
@Fe2_O3 That’s amazing! Nice score!
@Fe2_O3 Look up fat head pizza dough. Not zero carb but very low and decent substitute.
And those are not “Dr.” who cards, just Who? cards.
@PHRoG why, yes it is!
So, a little background here - I had blown the timing for the first two offerings of the day. Come 4 PM’s VMP offering, I was ready. Blasted through the Captcha’s like a pro, and… “Something went terribly wrong” then “Sold out.” Gaaaah!
So I posted my opinion of Captcha and sulked away into the Fuko-less sunset. Next evening, I notice emails from meh at 16:02 of the Fuko day, one canceling a duplicate Fuko and the other confirming a Fuko order for (drumroll) $0. Whaaaat??
I can only guess that a diligent Meh employee noticed the crash and burn of my order, and fixed it for free. --Thank you whoever you are!–
A few days later our 7-year old granddaughter was scheduled to spend the night with us, so I kept the just arrived Fuko box so she could help open it. She thought it was hilarious - especially that Granddaddy had received a pink princess gift bag. I also noticed that the polka dotted, bowed socks were kid sized, and she was amazed that part of the haul was for her. Then my wife stepped in the room and asked “Uh, how much did you pay for this??” and I proudly said “Nuthin. It’s meh’s birthday.” Next thing she said was, “That’s a pretty nice looking bag, perfect for traveling…” then “Hey, I was about to go buy full size sheets for our guests next week.” The only thing left for me was the prized meh bag. And that suited me just fine. Well done, meh, well done. And Happy Birthday!
Holy Meh, there’s actually one coming my way! Not getting too excited (or worried) since the box is 7"x7"x7", only weighs a pound total, and won’t arrive until after I leave for a road trip north to see my Dad.
True to his word, he sent me a much coveted Meh Fuko bag and not only that, but a pair of very Mediocre Socks!!! Thank you, @capguncowboy!!! I’ve already had to warn The People Who Will Not Leave™ the socks are mine, mine, MINE!
Hats off to my hero @capguncowboy!
@LaVikinga you’re very welcome. I’m glad you got it. I always worry those passed envelopes are going to get ripped open during shipping.
I don’t care for that style of sock and thought you might enjoy them. I’m glad i was right
One of my free fukos arrive yesterday.
One Remington razor that will not charge and was clearly returned. Anyone have any idea what I can do with it?
6 size L/XL sports bras that surprisingly fit me
2 decks of who playing cards
Build your own phone stand with charger for Samsung… uh I have an iPhone. Thanks I guess
Micro usb charging cable which I can’t use but maybe my bro can
And Sapphire says thanks for the box, she loves it!
@savvysapphire
Ummmm…that’s called a clue. Apple ain’t a thing no more
@mfladd @savvysapphire The magical box in my hand disagrees with you.
Three prize fukos appeared today! Meshares, really cool VerveOnes+ earbuds, hair straightener, face lift stuffs, wifi home cams, a portable DVR player, FDT Camera, reusable heat pad for your back, ab shocky thing, 2 usb cords, some meh phone stand thingies, and lots of fun stuffs such as the above mentioned! The red bags are not pictured as they are immediately taken to my bag stack. I am so psyched for my next trip to Aldi. I am going to be super prepared! Thank you a bunch more Meh!
I didn’t get the last Fuko, but I got one from April Fool’s Day, so I’ll reveal it here! It was a big-un! I didn’t weigh/measure it, but from my first picture, you can tell it was nothing to scoff at.
The goods:
Overall, for my first Fuko Bag… not bad. I ended up gifting all the Smart Home stuff to my sister for her birthday, since it costed my nothing, and she’s about to move into a new house!
@amgaweda
Just got mine and holy shit, definitely not what I expected for $5…
AOC 28" 4k display from A Myriad Of Monitors (Refurbished)
OK! Here’s reveal number 3 of 4
. This one was for my blindfolded drawing of Irk (thanks @thumperchick!).
1x Fuko bag
1x 10ft bungee USB cable
1x keychain USB/Phone stand
1x Pack of playing cards
1x GPS Dashmount
1x Vivitar 2-in-1 Flat Iron and Heated Brush
1x Zmodo Pivot HD Security Cam + 2 door sensors
That last one is $80 on Amazon! Woo! Thanks so much, AGAIN Meh. You guys have been unbelievably generous.
Forgot to add the pic:
I am late posting this, but our birthday fuko was great!
-Fuko bag
-POW! And SPLAT! fly swatter
-GPS holder (went to church rummage sale)
-Garment steamer (also to church)
-Tablet stand
-meh micro USB charger and phone stand
-And the best thing in this bag for us was an 11" Ballarini Verona stir fry pan!! Looks awesome and already replaced an older crappier one we had!!
Thanks meh!
@zachdecker Those are nice stir fry pans!
My second Fuko arrived yesterday.
Opened it a little while ago.
Slim Sonic toothbrush.
Fuku/Fuko bag.
Martian Alpha T10 Watch.
Zmodo Pivot security camera.
Vivitar 2 in 1 combo kit (flat iron + hair brush).
Thanks Meh!
@PlacidPenguin Ummm… httpp? One less “p” , penguin. Nice fuko!
@mfladd
Sent a message to Narf roughly 7 minutes ago.
Watch is having issues, though I won’t complain
(too loudly).And now it works.
Huh. I should complain more often.
Late post, below is the contents of my birthday Fuko
1 Fuko bag
1 Captain Jack Army .45 cap pistol
2 Mentos Now mints orange expired 4/2018
1 Twin Down Comforter
1 Chefman Sous Vide Precision Cooker
The cooker came in a bag with instructions but no box. I had wanted one of these for a long time and was really hoping it would work. Plugged it in and put it in pot of water and it will turn on but will not heat the water. I think it thinks the water is not between the min and max levels even though it is.
Oh well, was worth a shot, thanks Meh! for the hope and then disappointment.
@keyserbones You received a Sous Vide Cooker and you are disappointed? I paid for one of those!
Got my first and last Fukoburo a few days ago.
Meh Fukobukuro:
1 pair of fly swatters
1 Small fabric, excuse me “Vegan Leather”, suitcase (which IS sorta cute)
2 Gyro GPS holders (these weigh a lot)
1 Fuko bag
1 Biggish drone missing a few parts (IE camera) that was returned to Meh last summer. Teeny little drone may be salvageable, but I think that’s all.
That said, the POW fly swatters made us both laugh.
I flunked picture, where do I learn how to post a pic?
@AnniKat as you type your post, there is a butotn at the bottom of the text box that has a “picture” symbol on it… click that and you can either upload your image or choose a web link.
@AnniKat pic fixed. With Imgur links (and some other photo sites) you need to post the non-secure link http:// instead of https://
Also meh doesn’t need
[IMG]tags, they don’t hurt anything but aren’t needed.Came here to express my appreciation for the final Fuko, and sorry to say I was not disappointed.
Dying to try out the video doorbell but my house never had an existing one on the front door (side door under the carport yes, but front door no… very odd) so I just need to figure out how to run some wire and wire it up.
First FUKU. Looked through this thread and saw all the things I preferred not to get. I think this willed into existence me getting all of them.
FUKO bag
2x GPS mount
Sports bra (I’m a dude but this should help support my man boobs)
Who cards
Bungee charger
Trip Glassses
Oh well. FUKME.
5 stars. Would buy again.
@gpbeatty - After a certain age, you can use them to support your balls.
Here’s my free forum Fuko:
-So there’s the red bag
-a garment steamer
-2 different wifi cameras
-gps beanbag
-usb to micro-usb cable
-playing cards that my daughter immediately absconded with
The meshare camera is opened, and while the foscam is factory sealed, the box rattles a bit. I’ll play around with them next weekend.
@Nate311 forgot to say “Thanks, meh!”
Went to the post office today to pick up my held mail.
Still no phone data so no photos
Fuko I paid for - taping failure but fortunately some of the tape was stuck on the pillow so likely that saved me from everything falling out. Since most of the box was untaped no idea what was missing but even if something was there is still enough there (unlike the time where the box was totally empty) that I can’t complain…
Paid for fuko:
Free fuko from one of the contests:
So nothing I can use/want but do have 2 fuko bags out of the deal that I will keep so there is that
.
@Kidsandliz
The Merlotte’s sign is from True Blood.
@stardate820926 Thanks for that info. I don’t have HBO so had no idea.
Free Fuko came yesterday (to my suprise. Didn’t expect it until today), and here’s what was in it…
A pair of Michael Kors sunglasses. My sister or brother’s wife will probably sneak it away.
2 pairs of socks, a red Fuko bag, and a sleek XL black meh shirt. (AND A PUPPY!!!..not really. His name is Pixel)
The most surprising thing (and the biggest thing) was this ceiling fan. Which I probably won’t be able to use until I have my own place. Cool nonetheless tho.
Thanks for the nice things meh!
@blkxltng Ceiling fan? So much more potentially useful in this weather than the patio heaters that were going to the deep South. Congrats!
@rm9116 Thanks!
Fuko has been sitting a few days waiting for me to get home but was worth the wait!
The camera was a great toy I’ve wanted but I’ve been too cheap (And unable to justify to my other half) to get one.
Thanks Meh, awesome crap!
I missed out on the snap cable/phone stand giveaway when my VMP was “paused” due to credit card expiration. So I’m happy about finally getting one, even though I have no use for it. The Dyson attachment is one I don’t have and wanted to try, so another win. Drone is previously opened and repacked. Zmodo stuff may get played with mostly for the door/window sensors. So maybe not the best, but probably my best one yet. Thanks, Meh and The Fuko Pirates!
I was able to run home at lunch to open my latest Fuko. It weighed in at 4.8 lbs so it’s the lightest I’ve received so far but probably also the most useful to me.
Red Fuko Bag
Wine Gift Bag
Pocket Ring phone attachment (opened but complete)
Power Core Charge Tabs (woohoo! something compatible with my iPhone…even if it’s just these things lol)
Siege Strawberry Lemonade Pre-Workout powder (sealed, expires 10/18)
Fusion 2 Fitness Band (looks new)
Faux Candle (the base needs to be glued back on but it works well. Who’s desk did this come from?)
Pink BCBGeneration Purse with bonus tetanus.
For some reason there were sharp metal wires stuck into the hand strap in 2 places. Luckily they were easy to remove and didn’t damage the bag much. I actually quite like it and will probably use it.
Thanks again, Meh
Well, FedEx lied about the package weight being 1 lb. My back wishes it was that weight. In fact, the beast weighed in at 33 lbs! I hurt my back dragging the carton up a flight of stairs to my apartment, so now I’m sitting here with a heating pad in 80 degree weather.
The main item is a not-new “Rock Solid Whole Body Vibration Machine.” I actually considered buying one, but the price and weight stopped me. I can already see that parts are missing, but hopefully it has a power cord somewhere. If my back feels better tomorrow, I will dig for the cord and try it out. If it works, this will be the best Fuko ever! Thanks @ChadP ! Of course if it doesn’t work, I’ll probably rupture a disk dragging it to the dumpster.
Also stuffed in the box was a red Fuko bag, 4 pairs of socks and a Meh XL T-shirt, which doesn’t look very XL.
Thanks Meh!
I received my 2 bday fukos and they were great!
The set of 3 radios is the best, so excited to try them out!
Also there was : keep salad cool bowl, red meh bag, 2 sets of Mr Mrs who cards, a Kylie Ren action fig, and a fun little drone that the hubby immediately ran off with.
A new (I think) Foodsaver system! Includes a bunch of containers too, so cool. And it’s purple, how fun is that. Excited to try it out!
@moonhat What color is your foodsaver?
@moonhat @therealjrn @Barney is going to be purple with envy.
@mfladd @moonhat @therealjrn I am purple with purple envy. Congrats, @moonhat!
My second Fuko arrived and it was chock full of goodness.
Uniden three-pack of two-way radios
Cool Gear freezer gel tray
MeShare camera with two-way audio
Zmodo smart wifi doorbell
Zmodo beam alert (wifi range extender)
Zmodo power accessory
Parinda mint green purse (FINE!)
Red Fuko bag (not pictured)
Thanks so much, Meh, ChadP, ThumperChick, et al.
@lordbowen Now you are getting my undeserved hopes up for getting some of those radios, was just looking at some yesterday and have package scheduled for delivery later this week.
I know they will crush all my hopes, have been there done that but still I bring them back.
I got the Deebot Mini and a bag. Super happy! Thanks, Meh.
Well I was notified that my free Fuko is scheduled to delivery Thursday. It is weighing at at a whopping 13.2 lbs with dimensions of 20x15x11 in. Oh the possibilities!!!
/image smelly light nugget
Tracking says it it coming a day early and I am working from home today. Clearly the gods like me today!
@tinamarie1974 Keep those positive thoughts flowing, and let us know what you get.
@OldCatLady Always sending that positive karma! The world needs it!!
Foscams and walkies and sunglasses, oh my! Foodsavers and flat irons; my excitement is ratcheted up to like…67? Can’t wait for mine!
Got another complimentary Fuku today!
@clonetek that little flat iron is adorable!
Just got to grabbing mine from our building desk. Got 2, bundling them together:
1 mini purple hair straightener (Thank you! Favorite color (hi Barney!), I’m going to play with this next time I want to do something fun with my wavy hair)
1 Martian watch (My boyfriend has an early birthday present! He’s been wanting a smartwatch!)
2 Meh bags
A massaging seat thingy
Zmodo smart wifi doorbell/power accessory-Not sure if I can use this with my condo, but going to find out!
MeShare camera with two-way audio-Gonna have to look this up. See if I can pair it with the
Zmodo Pivot camera.
2x charcoal teeth whiteners, a bunch of the one use phone chargers I passed along to my old office, a meh phone stand, the bungee usb cables (perfect, I just broke my last of the old ones last week!), and a pair of socks
OK Meh, you win. The BOC I got from woot had a scrub brush, a usb lamp, a paper bag, and a pair of cat mugs. Yawn!
@Jamileigh17 Another purple lost to me. Oh, well…
a week later i am stilled pissed that this is what i received…along with the original RMA note…not sure why MEH would even keep it…REALLY not sure why they would send it out again as an item that someone paid for…and paid shipping on top of that…5 dollars or 50, I work hard for my money…but no worries, I will get my pound of flesh.
@fastharry I get bricked items too. Like you I am not sure why they send out things they know are bricked, although some things I doubt they know other than they can’t resell them because of the situation with the packaging, been used, or whatever. If this is all you got write support.
@Kidsandliz I wrote support…they told me, in basic english, I’m fucked…but no worries, I’ll take my 44 order history and membership fees elsewhere…
@fastharry sorry you’re in such a sucky position.
@fastharry I like your posts and your style.
@fastharry Do you live in a vacuum cleaner store?
@fastharry
@fastharry at least they didnt send you the pet stained biohazard rug. https://meh.com/forum/topics/fuku6-2---back-to-the-nomcflyzone#56421ba71aedf3640b43ac79
@fastharry I have to wait until I’m as important as @fastharry to complain about a fuko(or Instant Regret Kit henceforth) I’m not sure I’ll ever get to that level
@sicc574 well, you keep ordering stuff and building your profile and you’ll get there…
@djslack no worries…but appreciate it…
@clonetek well, thats true, lol
@sammydog01 no…live in a 3 bedroom ranch…work in a chain of vacuum stores in management,…
/youtube announced departures
I haven’t received my shipping notice yet for my 75lb wedding gift Fuko yet. Oh, wait, I didn’t win one. But win a wonderful wife!!! Winner here! LOL
@badger65 Congratulations on your wedding!
Having a 75lb wife must make for easy travel.
@badger65 @therealjrn I would check her age…
1-Ecovacs Deebot M87
1-BYO phone stand
1-Beautiful red fuko bag
My indifference is difficult to contain! Thanks meh!
http://imgur.com/gallery/4Z2gCe8
@sicc574
A prize fuko arrived today. The box looked as though it had seen some things on its journey here, lol. I received 4 pieces of copper cookward, 4 pairs of socks, a red bag, and a “Meh.” shirt. Everything is useful and appreciated!!! Thank you!
My final Final Fuko arrived today. Weighing in at 6.8 lbs.
Red Fuko bag
Milan handbag w/broken strap
Spider Creepy Cup
Meshare Camera - hopefully this one will actually connect to my wifi
Ion Sound Shine Lightbulb Speaker - pretty excited to try this out. If it works it will probably replace the outlet speaker I bought from meh a couple of years ago
Zmodo Pivot - this was partially obscured at the bottom of the box and at first I thought it was doorbell (!!) but I’ll still have fun playing around with it.
Thank you again, Meh! Your birthday was the best holiday this year
The Sound Shine box was opened but it appeared to be brand new and it works great. The Pivot had one corner of the box dented in (I’m guessing it was dropped) but it too looks brand new though I haven’t had a chance to actually test it yet.
The folks at Meh.com outdid themselves once again! Thank you @ChadP @Snapster and everyone else for your kindness and generosity.
I received my FREE!!! box today. Why was it free you asked, simply because I honestly said I did not deserve it, but really wanted it! Apparently honesty pays
Box was 13.2 lbs and had dimensions of 20x15.11
It included a bunch of bags/film and neat-o accessories. Oh yeah and it is PURPLE! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
@tinamarie1974 See the trading post thread and post your trade items there.
@Kidsandliz oh thanks! I’ll check it out and post this bit and a few things from my other box?
@tinamarie1974 I got one of those sports bras too. Size S/M. If that would fit you then you can have it. I don’t use that kind.
@Kidsandliz thanks I appreciate it, but I am more on the curvy side. I have been dieting for MONTHS and just for down to the XL!! It will be a while before I could get into that small of a size. Thank you for thinking of me though!
I love purple.
here are the things from my 3rd (and final?) fuko:
sequin bling blanket
women’s shoes (marked XL/10)
what looks like a wide diameter slinky/wire sculpture toy
red fuko bag
ah! I KNEW something was missing!
a Milan handbag (not pictured, as apparently my gf likes it a lot more than the shoes or blanket!)
@ekw put that slinky on your arm like this then raise your hand up high. Prepare to experience the next fidget spinner.
@djslack good lord!
I never imagined such a thing was possible!
@djslack @ekw I just saw these last night on clearance at Target and wondered what the heck they were.
1lb box but it says 14x14x14 instead of 7x7x7.
It’s already reached my hometown and handed over to post office… So I’ll get it tomorrow.
I imagine it’s no longer a placeholder weight if it made it all the way here and it is a 14"cube not a 7"cube?
This box is going to be just junk right? There’s nothing good under 1lb… Lol… Besides the bag…
Can’t wait… Should be good for a laugh if it’s terrible… Especially since I didn’t pay for it.
@OnionSoup Weight still means nothing, just placeholder. Just wait for it.
I have had it change one part but not both and never has stayed at placeholder amount.
I got a deck of cards, a golf ball, a smartphone lens kit, and a Food Saver. And a medium size waist trainer/cincher/corset
Here’s the box I got from @chadp:
Refurb FoodSaver with bags and accessories
Pink hair straightener
Smartphone lens kit
Mr & Mrs Who? cards
Fuko bag
Green sports bra L/XL size
Thanks for this delightfully weird assortment.
Freebie had:
Foodsaver with bags and accessories - kept the accessories, didn’t have those, have nice foodsaver, so win for that
Pink hair thingee - my AA took that
Smartphone lens set. no one wanted
Cards - i kept that
A Star Wars Ship - coworkers son claimed it
Red bag
Any more freebies need a home?
@Cerridwyn Post on the trading post thread
@Kidsandliz
grin, no i’m good
was joking at does meh have more freebies they haven’t mailed yet
My second and ultimate arrived with an awesome camera assortment. I was sure I could look back and use someone else’s photo, but it turns out they’re all a little different. Like
snowflakes 
Another red fuko bag, which I used to save but have added to my shopping rotation hoping someone out there will recognize it and make contact.
Pretty cool Kylo Ren figure
Trip glasses. No comment.
Meshare wifi camera new
Zmodo Pivot camera w/ bt speaker new
Foscam IP indoor wireless IP camera refurb
Can anyone explain the different purpose of these? Because I really want to set one up for home security and I’m relatively clueless about electronics.
Meh, you guys have been too good to us. Again, many thanks.
Perfect fuko sendoff.
Happy birthday!
Thanks to @ChadP, these two twins are arriving tomorrow!
/giphy unknowing rebellious crate
/giphy rebellious unmoving desk
@ChadP and they made it, but late and I couldn’t edit photos until today. We are super happy with these items and the ones we can’t use are going to be donated to a fundraiser for the Special Hockey team we founded here in our little town. Thanks so much to you, and all the fine folks here at Meh.
@ChadP
Haha, I’m prepping for a garage sale, and testing some of the electronic stuff I got from meh. Opened up what looked to be like a new martian watch…
It was an old fossil watch, badly scratched up, with a dead battery.
The below pic was found online of that model. The one I got is in way worse condition.
@lichme $5
@therealjrn Eh?
Fuko Opening Video: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/289306392 (this was the one I won by saying NO… The other one was too big… and I need to post the photos…)
I don’t have photos of my Fuko that arrived yesterday, because my family called dibs and absconded with nearly half the items during the unboxing.
Food Saver with bags and accessories
EZ Webcam
1 Golf Ball
2 USB powerbank/fans
Zmodo MeShare webcam
2 Smartphone lens kits
2 decks of Mr & Mrs Who? cards
Splat! fly swatter
Martian Watch
Fuko bag
Thanks and happy birthday, Meh!
This is a prize fuko that arrived today
Awesome haul! Thank you!!!
Red fuko bag
Merry Christmas giftbag
Christian Lacroix backpack
Bra
bluetooth ear buds
bluetooth headphones
Tresemme mousse
My second Fuko…
All & all a wonderful collection of returned items, havent checked if any still work yet but the fun was in opening the box lol.
2nd fuku arrived. Once again I wasn’t home so wife told me about it. I haven’t actually seen it yet.
Apparently there is:
A really tacky purse covered in “M’s”.
A box of menopause relief tea.
A random Xmas gift bag.
A fuku bag.
A mystery item. Not sure if it is a clothing steamer or some type of hair device. Came sans box so wife doesn’t know what it is.
@OnionSoup I will try the mystery item out on my hair when I get home. If my hair falls out I will know it’s a clothing steamer.
@OnionSoup lol my last post of my fuko has a picture of the hand steamer if that helps
@OnionSoup like one of those expensive designer handbags?
/image michael kors purse
@medz @OnionSoup
Probably more like
/image Milan handbag
@reg036 thanks I will compare it to that when I get home before using it on my hair…
@medz @stardate820926 I’m guessing the Milan bag too.
@OnionSoup @stardate820926 I don’t know… the sister-site morningsave has sold some kors stuff before.
https://morningsave.com/deals/michael-kors-cross-body-gray-monogram-3
@medz @stardate820926 I’ll keep my fingers crossed… At least that would make a good gift even if the Mrs. has already told me it’s ugly… My sister can have it… She’s more obsessed with how much something sells for rather than what it looks like. Sis will like an ugly purse if she thinks it is expensive… It’s how she’s wired.
Mystery item was a steamer but it doesn’t work.
Bag is a Milan, youngest daughter has already claimed it. She likes it.
There was also a massager that I didn’t know about. Girls are taking it in turns to shock each other with it currently.
@OnionSoup
ಠ_ಠ
@therealjrn Watt’s wrong with that?
@OnionSoup I can confirm I have drank the menopause tea and I still don’t have menopause.
My first birthday fuko. Thanks @chadp
I am super excited about the food saver accessories.
@CaptAmehrican @chadp marinated my chicken in teriyaki marinade in the food saver marinade thing. I would say huge improvement. Marinade made it about twice as far into the chicken as normal. If anything i need to lower the amount of soy sauce in my recipe due to a but salty from so much marinade absorbed. Excellent.
@CaptAmehrican My first box was exactly the same items, but also a golf ball. Ya didn’t see one rolling around inside there did ya?
Thanks meh! I feel so fuku-fficial! Fuko-licious? Decidedly un-meh!
My contest fuko
5 pairs of those kids socks with the bow
1 sports bra with tag on it but not my style
1 unknown broken item that when plugged in a red light comes on and nothing happens
fuko bag
used, but reasonably clean, blue tooth ear buds no idea if they work, has the cord, missing the wall plug thing
new wired ear buds
rag
a couple of small paper bags
user manual for a hover folding scooter (no folding scooter in there - too bad)
promotional cheapo keychain with flashlight that works
For free I can’t complain : )
@Kidsandliz how about a photo of the broken thing with the red light so we can figure out what it is?
or the bluetooth earbuds might be missing some sort of holder - big rectangular spot in the packaging that is empty. Made in china with no brand name. Just says sports headset.
@RiotDemon I suppose that can be arranged. I will fish it out of the trash provided I don’t have to dig (tossed it in the kitchen trash).
blue tooth earbuds are bricked. Too bad. BUT the other earbuds aren’t wired after all. They are wireless too. That box is sealed. Maybe I am in luck.
@RiotDemon OK I finally figured out what it was. A used, in no packaging (hopefully clean since I touched with without wearing gloves),
sex toymassager (looked over the list of what meh had sold in the past and found it). Gross. Stuff like that really needs tossed and not sent out in fukos regardless of it being a fuko and not fuku.@Kidsandliz that’s bizarre because afaik the only massager they sold had a blue light, not red.
They did not let people return them, so I’m not sure why it wasn’t packaged. Kinda sketchy.
@RiotDemon Well it looks like that one more or less - missing the big end piece but there is a connector thing that something attaches to. The light is definitely red when plugged in and turned on, it weakly vibrates for a second or two and then stops even when plugged in after being charged for several hours (no charger but an android “plug in”; if you unplug that then nothing) and it was just loose in the box, cord wasn’t even tied up. Maybe it was one sent to them to try to get them to buy them to sell, staff messed with it joking around (not actually using it for it’s
unintended use?) and then they threw it in a fuko box? I don’t know. But I am 99% sure that is what it is. It is now outside in the trashcan for trash pickup, along with all the other bricked things I got.This was not a good round fuko even with the contest winnings - if it involved power it was bricked (except the promotional dollar store key chain keyhole flashlight and even that the light is nearly out so it needs a battery) - this, two wireless earbuds, brush hair dryer…even most of the android charger cords don’t work as a friend tested them for me. It is what it is but I had been hoping with buying one and winning two there might have been, collectively, less trash and a few more “good” things even if they were items I’d be gifting. Oh well.
I received my 2nd and 3rd Fukos today. Thanks Meh! I’m not sure about the newness of all the items, but most of the ones that appear to not have cooties will probably be donated to my friend’s annual charity auction (which is what I did with most of the stuff in my Birthday BOC). Here’s the combined list, which includes some interesting stuff:
• Titan Juxt Men’s Smartwatch (nice box!)
• Very used Zmodo Smart WiFi Doorbell plus Beam Alert Smart WiFi Range Extender
• Additional Beam Alert Smart WiFi Range Extender
• Akribos XXIV Ladies Watch AK1047
• Nixon Catalyst Women’s Watch A918-180-00
• Michael Kors Wannabe Milan Handbag
• Dynamic Innovation Labs Non-Surgical Lifting Sonic Device
• 2 Pair Pink FresheBuds Ultra Wireless Earbuds
• 5-in-1 Universal Clip Lens for Mobile Device
• Gabba Goods Dash Cam Witness
• Sealed Box 6 Pieces Blast! Power Gum
• 11 Pairs of Amu Socks
• Chill-Luxe King Size 6-Piece Sheet Set (I don’t have a king size bed)
• 2 Red Fuko Bags
• No Texas Air (could have used some)
• No Roomba
@heartny That bag isn’t so bad. At least it’s not covered in M’s.
@stardate820926 Actually the handbag is covered in M’s, but in the photo they are covered with tissue paper and plastic packaging.
@heartny too bad
if it was actually gray like it appears it would kind of cute haha
Oh what do you do when you realize what a total ass you are and you fuko your fuko post!? What happened was I wrote this amazing long, very descriptive and dare I say somewhat amusing post about the total shock and awe I received when I got my fuko bag! It had angels singing, dogs barking, postwoman coming, me hiding, you judging me for hiding, ex-hubbies redeemed, squealing, yelling and dancing but most of all it was about a saint. Yes I said Saint. It was about Saint @Thumperchick who bestowed upon me such an amazing gift. It was a truly gripping tale…sigh So today after a stent in the hospital (yes I’m making excuses) I finally felt up to checking on my crazy meh family’s witty retort’s and much to my dismay I couldn’t find it. MY FRICKEN POST DIDN’T POST! I suck! The reason I feel so bad is @thumperchick sent me the bag after reading my post about my ex-hubby showing up and how I missed my last chance for the final fuko. I never knew it was sent to me until it showed up so you can imagine how excited I was but the crappy thing is I never acknowledged or thanked her until now because of my posting mishap. Please @thumperchick don’t think I didn’t appreciate it. If you look at my photo (thank god for google photos) you’ll see I even colored a Birthday Irk with his tee shirt in your honor. As an added note I tried to match his socks to one of two pairs I received. So to make a long post even longer here is what I got in my bag. OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! If you look closely at the Disney birthday gift bag it has fricken Thumper on it!
It was meant to be! So without further ado here is what I received:
A Disney @thumperchick gift bag
2 pairs of really cute AMU socks
Fashion Design leggings
A brand new LONDON FOG PURSE!!
the last Fuko amazing bag
but most of all I received the kindness from @Thumperchick. I know it sounds corny but it really and truly meant a lot to me. I know it’s just a bag of stuff but it was really sweet of you to send it to me and I really want to thank you so finally THANK YOU and thank you if you got this far in reading this very long post.
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@candiedisilvio1 I’m glad it brought you some cheer.
@candiedisilvio1 @Thumperchick Awww… What happens if we invoke @ StThumperchick? No disrespect intended, just wondering.
@candiedisilvio1 @OldCatLady
/giphy nothing probably
Woo Hoo! I think I’ve got it this time. Here’s the photos
@candiedisilvio1 If you don’t have children (girls) I know a place that would love them. I got a bunch of those princess bags in a previous fuko (like a dozen or so) and the Ronald McDonald house in Houston was thrilled to get them. Each month they celebrate birthdays and so were going to use them then. Actually if the socks are still in their bags they’d probably love them too.
@thumperchick, @woodhouse and etc. if meh has any more of those left and you are looking to an alternative to trashing them or adding them to IRK’s A Ronald McD’s house would be a wonderful place to drop them off. They joy they’d give there is probably worth the rest of us getting one less thing in future IRK’s.
@Kidsandliz that’s an awesome idea!
My birthday prize Fuko just arrived.
I’m going to take some pictures and post them and the full inventory after lunch.
For now, I’ll just say that it is definitely worth at least what I paid for it.
I also received at least one item that I wanted (Mr. & Mrs. Who? playing cards).
Only disappointment is that I had this fantasy that they’d make an attempt to replicate at least a part of my Fuko dream, but no dice; No Weird Al Yankovic action figure, not even a mini harmonica.
So I received my first ever Fuko about a week ago, and the last ever today (no middle? I wrote a poem! An awful, rhyming, haiku poem!)
The first was a delightful surprise after years of reading others:
-Bag
-A Zmodo Pivot pack
-Dashcam
-Meshare camera
-Deck of Who cards
-Irk cardboard stand with some sort of connector thingy?
-A MARTIAN WATCH!! I love these things. Yes, they’re now extinct as a company. Yes, they are pretty limited. I don’t care, I love them!
Except this one seems to be malfunctioning.
The second included a few similar:
-Bag
-Dashcam
-Meshare camera
But also…
-Zmodo doorbell monitor
-Zmodo beam alert
And this rather largish box for a sonic toothbrush:
Oh, I see! Six. SIX.
What are you saying, Meh? Are you suggesting I need to brush more? Well, fine, because I do travel a lot and these will be very handy!
I’m a bit disappointed not to have any bags of that sweet, sweet Texas air. And not to have been the lucky recipient of a pallet of Martian watches. (If you ever send me a pallet of Martian watches, I promise to fill a baby pool with them and upload video of me rolling around in them).
But I am SO GLAD Meh had these contests, because crappy CenturyLink means I will never get one directly.
I wish I’d paid more attention earlier, but it definitely has me re-interested in the forums. So thank you, Meh!
Alright - my Fuko arrived in a slightly beat up and obviously re-taped box, and one of the first things I noticed was a label saying “To: Return Center” and a receipt taped to the side which, among other things, said, “reason: Damage”…
Also spotted on the outside were labels indicating it was originally purchased from Walmart.com, the name, address and user ID of the original purchaser and the words “FoodSaver”.
First thing I noticed when I opened the box was that Meh was kind enough to stuff some other items in the box with the damaged FoodSaver - phew!
First item I ID’ed was a deck of Mr. & Mrs. Who? playing cards - something I actually wanted! Done. That’s all I had to see - totally worth the $0 + 0$ shipping I paid for it.
Anyway, the full contents are as follows:
(*both items that I would enjoy using if I had a smartphone, which I don’t, which renders them both completely useless)
Also, as with all significantly sized items ordered (or awarded) from the internet, it included a cat play-house.
Smokey in da box:
Ah, there’s something wrong w/ the picture unloader - 3 different pictures were all displaying the same image.
Was able to solve it by editing, adding 1 pic, saving, and repeating, but now it won’t let me edit anymore, so here’s the last pic…
Tiger in da box:
What I believe to be my last ever Fuko arrived today. I didn’t weigh it but it was light. Contents:
burn my scalpstraighten my hair.Thanks Meh!
My 4th of 5 total Fukos arrived yesterday. Another decent haul:
1x Fuko bag
2x Golf Balls
1x Playing Cards
1x Tripglasses
1x Spider Creepy Cup
1x MeShare Security Camera
1x Titan Juxt Smart Watch
The watch looks good and appears to work well. I wasn’t optimistic because it was just thrown into the box (or possibly fell out of the case as the hinges were broken). I had to reset it to get it to do anything, but once I did it was pretty easy to setup/use. I managed to to repair the display case too; it looked like the hinge slats just dislocated from the lid. It’s a huge watch. I don’t think I’ll actually wear it, practically speaking, but it’s fun to play with for now.
Thanks Meh! Once again, amazed with the stuff we’re getting.
All four of my prize Fukos have arrived:
Fuko 1
Pursonic toothbrush - new
Motorola camera
TrueBuds headphones - new
Meshare camera - used
Red Fuko Bag
Fuko 2
Refurbished Shark Mop
Red Fuko bag
Meh USB phone charger
Fuko 3
Spider creepy cup
Zmodo video doorbell - new
Trip glasses
Palm NRG abdominal exerciser - new
Sports bra size small
Red Fuko bag
Fuko 4
Spider creepy cup
Who? Playing cards
Sports bra size small
Meshare camera - new
Martian Envoy G10 watch
Sports camera with approximately 250 small parts
Golf ball (Finally, I was feeling left out)
The Martian watch doesn’t tell time or get message alerts, but can make calls. Not sure what to do with it. As for the rest of it, I guess I’ll pour a beer into a spider cup and try the abdominal exerciser and trip glasses at the same time. Should make for an interesting Saturday night. So long and thanks for all Fukos, Meh!
Final Fuko arrived.
Meh, thank you, hair dryer was exactly what we needed as ours died this week and Pink makes her happy.
The last of my prize fukos! Finally got my doorbell camera!
Got surprised with a 2nd fuko prize, contents as follows:
Meh bag
Zmodo doorbell cam
zmodo wifi range extender
filtered shower head (Was great to finally replace that old junk shower head in our shower)
euphore titanium infused moisturizer
wireless charging pad
blue sky collapsible bowl
lens kit
build your own phone stand
THANKS MEH!!!
I was surprised I got one at all. I was excited to be getting one even knowing ahead of time it was going to useless. Well, I got it and I’m not excited any more because it’s all useless to me.
Not bad for free. Surprisingly I’d probably have been fine spending $5 on it! Most of this can at least go as presents to smartphoneaholics I know.
A+ Meh. Thanks for giving me your junk so I can give it to someone else! (Just like a fruitcake. Does anyone really like them…?)
@Weboh And that’s not the picture I uploaded and I can’t edit. Oh well.
@Weboh Is that a lemon tree? Pear?
@medz @Weboh I’ll take magnolia for $50.
@medz @sammydog01 Yep. Magnolia.
TV sound bar at that requires remote
no remote
male to male 1/8" audio cable
hideous used michael kors purse with a fake gem stud in one of the pockets
Two prize fukos today
The haul:
King size sheet set
Zmodo Beam Alert Wifi Extender
camera lens kit
sports bra
phone stand thingy
travel garment steamer
refurbished IP cam
mini styler
milan purse
2 awesome red fuko bags
& lots of fun!
Thanks Meh
I’m glad I got two of the zmodo doorbell cameras. The first one I hooked up did nothing. No LED lights, no chime, nada. I just swapped it for the 2nd one (which looked in worse condition) and it lit up straight away. Seems to be working fine now. I didn’t use the Beam thing as I figured my signal was fine and that’s just an extra variable.
Pro tip: If you’re having trouble setting it up to connect to your wifi, make sure you disable your phone’s cell data or put it in airplane mode and then turn on wifi only. I think my phone was seeing that the doorbell wifi signal did not have internet access so it was trying to use my cell data network to complete the setup. Obviously for that step, you want it to communicate with the doorbell wifi and not use the cell data.
@medz do you have a mechanical or digital chime? I’ve heard that some people use this with a digital chime, but it just makes a buzz… I’m still trying to find a resistor for mine. I’ll probably have to order one.
@RiotDemon mechanical. I believe there is a little hammer that physically strikes two different bells when current goes through.
Edit: seems you’ll need a “digital doorbell adapter”
Has anybody gotten one of them meshare cameras to work? I get as far as connecting to wifi (scanning code on my phone with the camera). I’ve tried 3 different apps, they all seem to fail.
@lichme Nope. I’ve tried both of the ones I received with Meshare and Zmodo and neither ever connects to my wifi.
I’m still not 100% convinced it’s not something with my network though. I also received a Zmodo Pivot that looks brand new and it won’t connect either.
@lichme Haven’t tried yet, but probably will tonight. Dog got some foil off the stove top today and shredded it while eating leftover breading crumbs. (I get eating the crumbs, but did she really have to shred the foil?)
I plan to set the camera up in the kitchen so I can yell at her remotely when she gets up to her shenanigans.
@medz @stardate820926 I’ll try the suggestion about the zmodo doorbell camera (disabling cell data/using airplane mode) on this thing too when I get home, and see if it helps.
@lichme therea small reset button on the cam on the back, used a paper clip, 20 seconds wait for the light to start flashing then try the barcode. My used unit is registered to another account and customer service says that they will not unlink it so it’s not a useless item.
@lichme @reg036 worked like a charm. When plugged in it was green light, so I did the pin hole reset and it flashed blue. Had phone in airplane mode and used the 2.4ghz band. I will say I changed wifi channel to 11 yesterday for doorbell, but I don’t think that mattered.
@lichme Mine works - but only during the day. The night vision doesn’t work. I used the zmodo app on my iphoneX. It was pretty easy.
OH YES - WHAT DID I GET!
ZMODO - Doorbell - wifi extender - power accessory - king bamboo sheets - Sphero Speaker - socks - Ab Massager? -Zoom phone lens thing. oh and a Foku bag!
This is the fuko that the hubbie opened tonight. It had:
Red Fuko Bag
Irk Phone Stand thing
2 wifi doorbells
set of used headphones
GoGroove Move L3D Motion Light Speaker
& a JetJat Ultra Mini Drone that I decided to try out in the house and it turned into a bad “Batteries Not Included” re-enactment.
This was a super fun one!!! Thank you Meh-folks!!!
@tnhillbillygal I just tried out the headphones and they are super duper nice! Awesome, awesome box!!!
So, I’m not sure who’s packing these things but I got a bunch of useful stuff.
Fuko Bag & Irk Phone Stand thing.
A bra, that actually fits. Weird. Stalker much?
A waterproof bluetooth speaker thingy with a suction cup.
A creepy spider mug.
The MeShare Camera, that works - except at night…so at least you got one thing right.
Lenses for a cel phone.
Eyebrow pencil - a reasonable shade.
Facial Cleanser that I already used this morning.
Thanks for being amehzing.
My 5th of five fukos arrived last night and it was a…
FOODSAVER! That’s it! Just the Foodsaver shipped in it’s retail box. Not very Fuko-like, but nice all the same. Thanks SO SO much meh for all the lingering Birthday antics. This is was all a real treat!
So to round this out a bit, as I said, I got the food saver. To be specific, it was the 3200 Series (3230, I think?)
And while completely satisfied with that (assuming it was the end, finally), another, completely unexpected box appeared on my doorstep. It was pretty damaged, so I was super-excited, obviously.
It had small items stuffed into it including:
1x Fuko bag
1x Keysmart System (ironic because my new car now means I no longer carry keys)
1x Phone LensKit
1x Meshare Camera (my second)
1x Playing cards
But it’s a big box, right? The above was stuffed in and around this:
Thats right! ANOTHER FoodSaver, this is the FM2800 series, complete with bags, storage, all the accessories. This one in white! Wow!
TBH, I’ve never used one of these things before. We don’t keep a lot of on-hand meat – usually try to get through it within a week of purchase, so currently I don’t have much use for them, but definitely see the value. Seems like Meh REALLY wants me to try it out though so maybe I’ll give it a shot.
AGAIN, AGAIN, thank you meh!
@ACraigL So you got ‘Food Food Saver Saver’ in your Fuku. Congratulations!
@OldCatLady Ha! Yes! My food saver will definitely be able to stay fresh until I use it.
Received a prize Fuko today
Got a beautiful maroon colored FoodSaver with attachments! It is super pretty and will be great to use! Also in the box was my red fuko bag, a fat-burning abdomen waist trainer cinch shaper corset 
and a golf ball 
Thank you all!!!
@tnhillbillygal fat-burning abdomen waist trainer cinch shaper corset…was that the fuko from the sheriff?
I love purple.
@amehzinggrace come to think of it… lol, reckon what they’s tryin’ to tell me?
@tnhillbillygal maybe he’s trying to get you into the saloon too…
My birthday gift Fuko is lost somewhere in Fed Ex hell. It traveled to 3 different locations and has been in transit for the last 6 days.
/giphy you get what you pay for
Received my Mafia Birthday Fuko today.
Red Fuko Bag
SilverCrest Fitness Tracker
Foscam Wireless IP Camera
8 Pairs of Kid’s Socks - 2 Polka Dot and 6 Random Colorful Patterns (I have tiny feet so these will probably fit me lol)
Thanks @Moose and Meh!!!
@stardate820926 @Moose
Ohhhhh… Sundries!
I failed to connect some dots there (which explains how good I am at catching bandits). That’s much better than anchovies!
Thanks @Moose and Meh!
@djslack I had no clue either until I mentioned it in another thread and @Moose was kind enough to point it out.
Looks like we still aren’t doing too well on the whole bandit thing lol
ANOTHA ONE
This one seemed to have a bunch of open box returns in it. It had:
Red fuko bag
HP Titan Juxt Smartwatch (Giving issues but hopefully just the battery. I’ll find out later today. Giving to my dad)
Meshare Wireless Camera
Wasp ROX 4K Action Camera (with accessories)
Gabba Goods Neckbeats Bluetooth headset
Monster Vision VR headset for smartphones
Very satisfied with this one. Might actually get some good use out of this stuff
I’m afraid my gift Fuko from @ChadP has disappeared into the ether… No updates for 2 days…
@bruhaha Have you called your post office? It may be it is at the post office and they forgot to leave you a slip or that slip blew away.
@Kidsandliz not yet. I was at home after 6pm on the 31st and never got an attempt though.
…and I just went to the post office and they were like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ File a claim.
I got a surprise fuko. It had a hair straightener, a digital scale for baking, a set of fancy face masks, a “creepy cup” that has a spider built in to the bottom of the cup, a set of magnetic false eyelashes, and a red fuko bag. I am so happy. These things do seem awfully useful, except for the spider mug.
I got my fuko that I was awarded for participating in Moose’s Mafia Meh Forum Game. Never mind the fact those misguided, simple townsfolk suspected me of being a bandit and had me unrightfully executed…
Any ways… Here’s what I got:
4 pair of ladies socks, fuko bag, sealed refurb foscam, and one of those fitness trackers that fell off the previous fuko pallet.
Ooh, surprise fuko showed up for me, THANK YOU!!
2 pairs of ladies socks, a foscam camera, a fancy looking sonic toothbrush, 2 go belts, a pretty women’s watch with a ripply surface on top, a super fancy curling iron, a red fuko bag and an orange! one! Along with a fuku shirt! love it, thank you lovelies!
Received two.
Not sure if everything or anything works, but very exciting. Not meh at all.
got 2 prize fukos or my meh tattoo and shirt designs…
first one, martian watch (works) trip glasses, creepy spider cup, smartphone lens kit, nrg back belt thingy, red fuko bag
second fuko, 3 piece ful spinner luggage set, freshebuds bluetooth earbuds, reebok med. sport pants, a couple eyelash things, a golf ball, sport tracker, and hot wheels star wars space ship, red bag (last five not pictured)
Thanks meh…!!! you guys are awesome!!!
@bullrocky WOW! All I can say is WOW.
I received my first ever Fuko courtesy of @ChadP
3-piece ful spinner luggage set
4-piece non-skid cutting mat set
A pair of lg Reebok sports pants
A golf ball
Nuovaglo teeth whitening system
Red Fuko bag
Yay! Thanks Meh and @ChadP
@msmay total suitcase envy!!
@msmay This is also your last fuko. We’re anxiously awaiting the emergence of IRKs.
My first Fuko!
-Red meh bag
-food saver which will be really helpful for saving… Food…
-Martian Watch that I’m really enjoying other then the app for it not playing well with my Note8
-Travel hair straightener yay hair stuff!
-One golf ball ( ehh at least one ball is better then no balls )
-fusion 2 Fitbit thingy so I can truly see how much I don’t move or exercise now… meh…
Overall really happy with everything and it will all be put to good use.
But wait! Another package! This time from the seemingly one meh shirt and one ‘empty’ bag. What’s this?!
In this fuku box contains
-one orang and one red meh bags ( I really do love bags though so I’m ok with this. Send me all the bags!! Muahaha ( jk meh don’t really send me a million bags))…
-Straightening hair brush SWEET I can actually be even more lazy with my almost 2.5 foot long hair now
-Euphorie moisturizer for those daily facials (;
-3 wireless is cameras for watching
… Stuff…
-One pearl necklace in white so maybe that’s off of the lesser known White Pearl ship
-3 pairs of monster bash socks for those sock puppet shows later
-LED Smart symphony wireless speaker and LED light so I can set the mood with some WuTang or something similar later…
So amazed and this is definitely the highlight of my year (yes year… it’s been as bad as every other HA)
Thanks again meh overlords for everything and can’t wait for the instant regret that will surely come with the next kit.
Received my final surprise Foku from Sheriff @Moose and there were some fancy sundries! I don’t kniw what I did to deserve all this, but thank ya kindly!
Got the Fuko for participating in @Moose’s game.
Refurbished Foscam camera.
Roxx Gear earbuds.
Fuko bag.
Umbrella in a bottle.
3 pairs of AMU socks.
7" bladed knife.
S/M slimming pink corset.
Not sure what a penguin ghost will do with any of this though.
Had a chance to look at the earbuds.
I’m pretty sure that they were used.
The control keys had either scorch marks or burns, and I’m pretty sure that I saw earwax in the earbuds.
@PlacidPenguin
/image penguin ghost
@PlacidPenguin eeewwwweeeeee
This is the last of my prize fukos. I am unbelievably happy and thankful for all the items you all sent my way. My family and I had great fun trying to guess what was coming next and then dividing up the prizes once they got here.
I also have a pretty nice stack of Meh bags to use for Aldi trips and other fun shopping excursions! (There are a couple missing from the pile because they are in the car from the last trip I took!)
Thank you all again!
In b4 holy necro man! Yes, I’m here posting about my reveal MONTHS later because as stupid as it sounds, I couldn’t motivate myself enough to do it. I’m having a good day like I haven’t had in a very long time so I’m taking advantage of it to finally post. Why? I promised myself I would and not touch anything in the box until I did, and I kept it. No I’m making a new post, I’m posting it here where it belongs god damnit.
Obviously I should start with the only thing in the box that was of any interest.
Seriously, these are really good. Didn’t know they existed, and even better for getting the taste of salmiak tablets out of your mouth as you weep and scrape at your tongue in vain. Incidentally after you suffer them the first time they kinda grow on you. The salmiak that is. The mentos were great. Oh, and there was other junk in the box too
Considering when I cleaned my parents bathroom and I had to clean my 59 year old father’s pee off the wall I am going to assume the Illumibowl thingies will be of great use. I have no idea wtf the Zmodo things are.
In addition to the Mentos, I also got an installation offer for a security system I don’t own, and a random plug that I have no idea what it was supposed to go to. Life without mystery is just plain boring though so I’m not complaining. But seriously, if someone knows I’d like to have an answer just to sate my own curiosity.
Oh wait, I was given I think some pieces to a security system, maybe even possibly all of them! A minor miracle in and of itself. Sadly this was too late to help see who the hell keyed the entire side my car, thanks asshole!
Naturally, it’s not a fuko without a bag, and I’m happy to have another one to add to my stash of reusable bags. Can never get enough of them quite frankly.
I guess I got something else that’s kinda cool too.
I was stoked to get a Sous Vide cooker, but never used it until today because cooking too was just beyond me. Seeing as I finally am a somewhat functional can actually do adult things and take care of myself today, I ended up opening the box again to use it, which spurred me making good on what I promised myself. Surprisingly it actually works, or maybe I’m just too used to boxes of crap from Woot! which I haven’t ordered since before Amazon bought them out. Now I feel old. It made a great steak, that was nice and rare cooked 1.5 hours at 125 degrees and I enjoyed every bite. Huge upgrade from cereal or whatever random horror show that’s sending me to an early grave called food I usually eat since I can’t motivate myself to cook. It was a nice change.
I know I’m late to the party, but they say better late than never for a reason, and I want to give a late thank you for the box of fun rather than a never one. So thanks Meh.
@Tiamat114 Nice reveal! I too like the Orange Mentos.
@Tiamat114 I’m right there with ya. Except I haven’t posted yet. The motivation thing. Plus the good day thing. Combined with the idea that no one cares. And that others are worse off so guitmybitchin’ already! I’ll get there. Eventually.
@Tiamat114
p.s.
@llangley I apologize if my small personal victory somehow triggered or offended you. I hope your day gets better.
@llangley @Tiamat114 Um…I believe you have mistaken jovial posting for somebody being offended Tiamat114. llangley is well-known for being a jokester. We all are. (well, most)
Maybe if you posted more often it would help you recognize good-natured kidding.
/either that or you really are a delicate fucking flower.
@llangley @therealjrn but hes not wrong, i take everything as i read seriously and usually as personal criticism because thats just how it is. I’m just going to delete this and that will be the end of it. Which apparently I can’t even do that.
@Tiamat114 awe…I sorry. It’s just the internet. I liked your late post!
@therealjrn @Tiamat114
As did I!! What I was trying to say was that I found in you Tiamat114 a kindred spirit of unmotivatedness (yep, not a word). And then listed my reasons for not having posted my FUKO reveal, lightly seasoned with feeling sorry for myself, hating myself even more for doing THAT, and reprimanding myself for all of it, finally sprinkled with a dusting of optimism. I am, by the way, a delicate fucking flower; you just won’t realize it if we ever meet.
Sorry I wasn’t able to get my point across very well. And, thanks, TRJ for having my back.
@llangley @therealjrn @Tiamat114 I’m glad you weren’t able to delete your post. I’m happy that you were happy with your fuko.
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