@MEHcus 42

@Thumperchick No wonder I never understood. I only have 20 fingers and toes so I can't count that high. Crap. I'm never gonna win now.

@MEHcus You got married, count hers too!

@MEHcus Most dudes can count to 21

@ACraigL

@Thumperchick you are incorrect... The answer would be 42 -the universe and everything. as the meaning of life the universe and everything is 42...

@sohmageek So long and thanks for all the fish!

@hollboll I have sent you a couple of questions about packages thru meh.com/blind rage. Not sure if you have seen them, or i am ignore :)
I need an answer for one.

Thanks

@f00l You shouldn't bite, it spreads disease.

@Thumperchick
Just one way tho. ;)

@ACraigL
If the past several weeks are any indication, I don't do it.
I need an idea of how amazing I seem to answer this. Probably?
Depends on the beer.

@Thumperchick
The more beer, the more amazing.
Simple linear math.

@f00l it might be more like a quadratic or exponential equation, at least in my experience

@DMlivezey
That might depend on the beer ;)

@Kevin
@Thumperchick

And what are the worst things you have not removed from the forums?

(Really hoping for a long, link-heavy, inclusive response, so take all the time you need)

@Kevin bigoted hatred.

@f00l follow @jaremelz @mfladd @Pavlov @OldCatLady for your oh-so-close-to-the-line needs.

@Thumperchick
I feel insulted and neglected.

@f00l then I'm doing my job.

@Thumperchick Who me????

And in my defense I call shenanigans on @jaremelz for most of the trouble. (shit, I pinged her)

@mfladd that's why she's first in the mention.

@Thumperchick Phew...I am glad you see it too. Thanks!

@mfladd Trying to throw me under another bus?

@Thumperchick

@Thumperchick Aw, shucks!

Only @OldCatLady is showing why she's borderline.

@f00l I just hope I make that list.

@OldCatLady
Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyy.

@Barney I linked back to their comment in the OP. Forgot to tag here, though - thanks!

@Barney
Who what when where why purple?

(In order to warrant your response, i will pretend the answer is not self-evident.)

@f00l Are you trying to confuse me?

@Barney
No, i merely wish to honor your quest to raise consciousness.

@f00l You used to be pretty quiet at Deals. What happened?

@Barney
I'm not sure what happened. I must check with my white-coated, soft-spoken, empathetic caregivers and see if i can get a history of my declining mental capacities and my increased decompensation.

@Barney which purple is the best purple

@Lotsofgoats My favorite purple is the best purple.

@Barney oh ok I understand now

@Lotsofgoats No you don't, but that's okay.

@Barney

@Barney
Will any of these do as a good shade of purple?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_purple

@f00l I like the one on the left.

@Barney
A possibly better answer to being more quiet on Deals.Woot and the 1st year here vs my current noise level:

I'm actually not sure why i'm in the mood now but wasn't in the mood then. There were reasons....life was way more stressful a few years ago....a family member went into final decline, then died (few current sensitivites about that, it's been 2+ years, and he died at age 92, after a very successful and healthy life).....my tendencies toward depression and ocd were felt less happily resolved.....everything was just more difficult. Always felt i was screwing up.

Now, fewer difficulties, and some kinda unforeseen sea change in my head. Something along the lines of: i'm just refusing to be that stressed anymore.

Wish i'd know about this state of mind many decades ago.

@f00l I'm glad you're in a better place and that you're posting here.

@Thumperchick Me, too!

@Barney
@Thumperchick

Ok you two gave me permission.....

;}

@f00l Watch out, She, who must be obeyed, will put you on The List.

@Barney
Lists? We don't need no stinkin' lists!

@Barney - Here's a contender for best purple, hope you like it:

@KDemo Oooooh, pretty kitty cat purple!

@Barney How much purple is necessary for optimal health?

@Barney I have 52 purple shirts from shirt.woot. Do I need to buy more the next time they're offered?

@jqubed One can never have enough purple.

@narfcake Silly, of course you should!

@Barney Okay, just making sure.

@Barney Yes, but some days I get more than others. It's like sleep: I know I really should get more, but if I can look back and say I got 6 hours of sleep at least I know that's pretty good. So, like, 6 purples?

@jqubed I think 6 is the minimum sustainable number of daily purples.

@Barney damn. The first on-point question and I have no idea what the answer is. @shawn might have that info handy, though.

@Thumperchick Glad I could help!

@f00l

@Thumperchick
Oh. By email?

:[
:p

@f00l It notifies you the same way an @ does. Were you hoping for hugs?

@Thumperchick I was...

@Barney

@stardate820926 Aww...

@Thumperchick
I would prefer on-site bookmarking of fav threads and notifications.

Yes, i'm a brat. I go to a 12-step brat-support-group whenever I happen to feel like it.

And I possess a vicious, immature, irrational hatred of dealing w email, hence no fancy K by my name.

@Barney

@f00l ooh, that would be a great feature.

@Thumperchick Can I star the "brat" part of @f00l's prior comment more than once?

@Barney if you login under your other account, then yes.

@Thumperchick Hmm, do you know who my other account is?

@Barney mehbeee.
Not really. But if you log into it and star that comment I will.

@Thumperchick Touche (I don't know how to put that little mark above the e).

@Barney alt 138 = è

@Thumperchick Thank you. This thread has been very informative.

@Thumperchick Can we have an all panda day? I think I could fill all 24 hours with awesome panda gifs.

@conandlibrarian start the thread!

@Barney I was pretty sure I figured out what your other account was a while back, but then I forgot it. My memory sucks, so your secret is safe with me.

@PurplePawprints I appreciate your sucky memory.

@Barney Well, I'm glad someone does.

@Thumperchick touché is spelled with an accent aigu, not an accent grave. Not sure what the windows smash code for it is, but on the Mac you just hit option+e and then e.
Or you can just rhyme touche with douche, as in @curtise stop being such a touche nozzle.

@Thumperchick Panda pron. Cool

@Barney It means that person supported the meh kickstarter.

@Thumperchick So I guess a person with a "K" isn't any smarter than anyone else because sometimes they act like it.

@thumperchick where's the frowny face icon for those of us that wish we had known about the kickstarter?

@stardate820926

@Thumperchick thanks for the clarification. I thought it stood for Kevin

@Kevin In your case, you should change your username to evin...

@The_Baron Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

@Thumperchick
Ok Triple-Star

@CaptAmehrican there are a few ways right now.
1 - Click your name. This will take you to you here:

2 - You should be getting email notifications if you're mentioned. To turn that on/off, head to your account to make changes.

@CaptAmehrican those are @matthew's creations, he should be able to tell you.

I think that's something every individual has to answer for him or herself

@matthew I think that Glen is really just hiding behind those bright colors and that inside the socky exterior is a softer side, named Palmela.

@Thumperchick - Could be Armand?

@Thumperchick @KDemo ...or Fingrid.

@Barney I appreciate the thought, but this thread is going to get big (hopefully!) anyway. I'll just deal with the inevitable duplicates as they come in.

@Thumperchick Yeah, but you are already over 60 replies/remarks and there have only been a handful of real questions. I think you need to keep this as slim and trim as possible so that people will read it and not just pass it by.

@Barney I can't do that without censoring everything. It's a balance. If there are few replies, no one wanders in. If there's a ton, some people are intimidated. We'll catch who we can, but I'm not a fan of deleting stuff without a really good reason.
I like the comments, the banter, the silly - they're a good indication of who hangs out here. I think new people should see that as well. If I'm answering questions consistently, we should be ok.

@Barney I disagree silly and kinda random seems to be a meh hallmark and this thread should include silly and random

@CaptAmehrican I wasn't talking about anyone's comments other than mine. But you are right, silly is fun.

@Barney but your comments are silly fun and purple

@CaptAmehrican You just made my day!

@Thumperchick
It would be way cool if we could collapse/open reply threads, to make the overall look more compact, esp on re-reads.

I dont suppose you can create/order up a Coding Puppet?

@f00l you can edit how many open replies and comments you see. It's not the same as what you want, but I find it quite useful.

@MrMark it's an all or nothing deal.

@juststephen moderate stuff?

@narfcake depends on the debate and comments. If you see something going sideways, tag me.

@Thumperchick Sideways ... so anything red or blue?

(So much less arguments and more shit getting done if everything was purple!)

@narfcake I love purple.

@Lotsofgoats stuff.

@Thumperchick me too!

@Lotsofgoats Tacos. You?

@G1
Donuts! Yum.

@KDemo today she's into her taggies toy. Also, she's 3 months old today.

That pic got compressed in the upload. Let's add this one.

That one compressed, too. That's why jpg sucks sometimes.

@Thumperchick - Oh, she's just getting more precious! Love that baby smell. (also glad to see you here).

@Thumperchick COULD she get any cuter? That is one darling baby.

@Thumperchick Aaaagh, cute overload.

@KDemo I've heard she likes speaker docks

@Thumperchick No body told me there'd be PuppyKitten pictures!!! OMG, those cheeks! My mom would call those "fairy pillow cheeks." They're so soft and squishy the fairies sleep on them at night. (Bit o' nightmare fuel to tell a kid that though. Just sayin'...)

@smartr We've been extremely lucky to not have anything so vile as what that poor youtube mod had to deal with. The people that post here may be rambunctious, foul-mouthed, and a bit provocative - but they are not going to require Chris Hansen to sit them down.
Oddly enough, my first career path and courses were in psychology and trauma counseling. A little counseling can go a long way towards a healthy human. Nothing here has made me run to my local psych office, though. It takes more than spam and asshats for that.

@Thumperchick <3 <3 ASSHATS FOR EVERYONE!!! <3 <3
(well, for four people anyway)

3) Is @DaveInSoCal due to be nominated for goatdom in the future?

@narfcake I'd be the laziest goat yet

@DaveInSoCal
1) Sign up for VMP. Cancel it.
2) Because meh hates them.
@narfcake
3) Yes.

@DaveInSoCal Inquiring minds...
That made me snort I was laughing so hard.

@narfcake we have one month to contemplate @DaveInSoCal's possible impending doom.

@mfladd bleat!

@sohmageek ask again next Friday.

@sohmageek scroll up a bit.

@Thumperchick that requires me going back to page one for the responses.... <3 pagination but makes your answer not make sense.

@sohmageek yay pagination! Have some @PuppyCat

@sohmageek pagination here, like Miss AMeh.rica Pageant? Is that an option under profile or sumpin'?

@Thumperchick
I would like to see a pix of the incomparably adorable @puppycat all tricked out as a future survivor/fighter in the coming Zombie Apocalypse. Got anything? If not, that my best idea for First Halloween.

@f00l not yet... Maybe for Halloween.

@Pavlov That depends on which way the hurricane of money you're throwing at them is spinning.

@Thumperchick @carl669 made me do it.

@Pavlov i think if it depends if the pole was made in the southern or northern hemisphere. any pole curvature may need to be taken into account as well.

@Thumperchick How is @carl669 not on the "the list"?

@mfladd I thought about it, then forgot to add him. Tattle tail.

@mfladd i played the race card.

@polarbear84 I knew this one would come up!
For the story, click here.
For the ongoing list of scapegoats, with links/reasons for their nominations, click here.

@polarbear84
Goats live to suffer the slings and arrows of your outrageous fortune.

@bluecolor what do you mean?

@Thumperchick Ya shoulda just linked back to the front page, 'cause DUH, that's your deal.
(Well, yeah, technically Meh's deal, but if you're modding for Meh, then wouldn't that make you kinda working for Meh? And if you're working for Meh, then you're a part of Meh, so it really kinda IS your deal. I really should stop watching Fast Times At Ridgemont High so often.)

@LaVikinga that would have been great... damn

@dashcloud I think those questions would have trickled in on their own... over time. I'll give 'em a shot here.
What do all the icons mean?
The icons are badges. If you hover over a person's name/badge, it will tell you what the badge means, as well as any other badges that person has. The rarest badge is the one that's visible.

Who owns Meh?
Meh is owned by A Mediocre Corporation. Mediocre is the brainchild of the same team that brought you woot. There's more info about the idea behind mediocre at mediocre.com

What does Meh think about Woot/Can I mention that other deal site (Woot) here?
Meh is a website... it doesn't think anything. (Yes, you may speak freely about Woot. However, if it's a customer service issue, pretty much everyone will tell you to contact woot.)

Can I curse?
That depends on you and whether or not your parent(s) are in smacking range. I do.

Is there an FAQ?
meh.com/FAQ

What's the deal with @jaremelz & @mfladd?
They're friends with a titillating gif collection. Also, @jaremelz can craft like you wouldn't believe.

Why should I get VMP? (And what does that even stand for?)
You shouldn't. All your VMP are belong to us.
(mediocre.com/VMP is the better answer.)

@dashcloud I don't know who you're talking about

I'm an angel

@dashcloud I'm curious to see how long Meh's writers can keep the @jaremelz and @mfladd will-they-won't-they going.

@jqubed As we would never want to see the consequences of this encounter we stay on different coasts.

@jqubed

@KDemo You get a star, but don't accrue your self-worth on that. Post what you like and fuck the stars. :)

@mfladd - Are you saying I'm not asking for a friend?

@mfladd - Just adding in a meh-related advice column slant, but thanks!

@KDemo you already know who your friends are.

You can breathe, right?

@mfladd - How important is breathing, really?

@KDemo well, since it is 4/30/16 and you are being put out to pasture...not much really.

@mfladd - I really (really, really) hate to bring this up, but it's still Friday on the Left Coast.

@KDemo Fucking Westies!

@mfladd

@mehtherfucker I was going to start with this , but I loved your reply so much I decided on this

@mfladd
I quote:
"Post what you like and fuck the stars. :)"

Ok. Agreed. I am now a Starfucker.

@f00l
Mmmmmm, that was good!

@f00l I know I have MY List Of Men I'm Allowed To Eff If I Ever Have The Chance. Might have to change the list title to the StarFucker's Snowball's Chance In Hell list.

@LaVikinga

@mcanavino perhaps @snapster knows.

@mcanavino meh.com was taken. It took $100k to pry it loose. :-|

Mediocre.com (our company URL) would have been a reasonable backup I suppose. Other non-apathetic directions were explored but we liked the unconventional retail brand challenge too much to move on.

@snapster Ha, I guess all 3 letter names are long gone by now.

I think you made a good choice, it's a clever branding that doesn't need much explaination.

@mcanavino ...and Mediocre is much more difficult to spell.

@mcanavino Actually I've noticed if people are above a certain age I often have to explain the word "meh" to them.

@jqubed They just don't grok it, eh? Sounds like an obvious onomatopoeia to me.

@jqubed I asked my husband if he wanted one of my black on black Meh shirts. He said no because he didn't know what it meant. That's OK- they are my favorites.

@tinsami1 yes. Top left of the original post.
For the write up, it works best to comment. Writers live on positive comments and gin.

@Thumperchick And root beer.

@Barney you misspelled cocaine.

@mcanavino
Rootbeer, cocaine, just so long as you're snorting...

@dashcloud meh.com/support or halp@meh.com the cs team are all fantastic.

@Thumperchick Pshhh, whatever.

@chacham I don't even think they have a way to measure that.

@Thumperchick meh, sure

Ugh...

@narfcake

@FroodyFrog https://www.threadless.com/product/4457/Stop_Please

@narfcake

Only 2.79/5 stars? Slightly disappointing, especially with the Johnny Depp version being the way it was.

@FroodyFrog Voting is kinda fucked up at Threadless. There have been instances where "users" will throw around 1-stars on every design just because they could. Never mind the usual auto-voters, schills, and other tamer shit.

But maybe that's changed nowadays ...

@narfcake

It's stuff like that which is why in certain places I don't pay attention to feedback. (I.e Amazon, Google Play Store)

@FroodyFrog I love purple.

@Barney

Really? I hadn't heard.

@narfcake I can think of a couple of things I'd like to say to them, but I don't use that kind of language (hardly ever).

@Barney

It's called outsourcing

@narfcake point and laugh.

@narfcake Poor you. Too bad, so sad.

@narfcake "Cheer up, sucker!"

@jqubed "Cheer up, sucker! You saved yourself some money!"
There, I fixed that for you.

@chacham mehbe.

@FroodyFrog I require much more coffee to answer this.

@Thumperchick

Here you go.

Unless of course, you prefer a coffee cup.

@FroodyFrog
Re Douglas Adams

Yes
Because i say so.

@FroodyFrog nothing. He's just a shirty dude.

@FroodyFrog Staring Contest Champion.

@Thumperchick

@MEHcus has still not blunk his eyes.

@FroodyFrog because you felt neglected and wanted some attention.

@Thumperchick I'll add "but doesn't want the benefits of goatdom."

@narfcake

I'm perfectly fine with never being goatified.
I'm also not good with "responsibility"

@FroodyFrog Our monthly scapegoat ... and responsibility?

HA!

@FroodyFrog You jelly, bruh?

@medz I think he's still frog.

@narfcake i like jelly frogs.

@CaptAmehrican

I'm a blue poison dart frog.

@narfcake I never felt any benefits of goatdom. Just the constant torment of @jaremelz and @christinewas. Brutal. (witch I kinda liked - don't judge me ;)

@mfladd

I liked the 2nd version of the post better. (The one without the word brutal)

@FroodyFrog It was Brutal. Trust me.

@mfladd is all "I never felt any benefits except the thing that was the highlight of my year... what I live for... the food for my twisted soul. My god, I love @jaremelz and @christinewas! (But I guess I liked it a little.)"

@mfladd You begged for it, you sicko. Just happens we were far too happy to oblige you. I refuse to see that as a negative on our parts.

You, you are a negative on my parts.

@fuentes91j

jk....I just couldn't resist when I found it.

@mfladd Hah!

(On another note, I'm actually wearing this right now:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/watch-your-step)

@narfcake I bow to your shirtiness. I love them.

@nishthenarwhal

When you have when which you like, just add the url (ending in .gif) to your comment.

This guide should answer a lot of questions about forum style posting stuff.

@FroodyFrog Thanks. A question dear to my heart.

@nishthenarwhal after you practice at it, it becomes very easy.

@mfladd

(I saw that )

Oh and here's a deer's heart:

@mfladd I feel like I'm being enticed to the dark side...

@FroodyFrog still there. the site or my browser plays games on me now and then with editing. I think my browser.

@nishthenarwhal

@nishthenarwhal

The path is waiting....young padawan.

@mfladd
Father?

Btw, Dad, my, uh, stump kinda hurts. Next time, anesthesia, OK?

Consider it a training accident. Shit happens,

@mfladd
Hey, Father, you know what? Some Dads who actually went to "Dad School" handle family dynamics with a bit less violence and a wee bit less 'tude.

Just sayin'.

Gonna go waste time & hang out with my friends now. See ya laterz.

@FroodyFrog

@rockblossom

@mfladd, leave @f00l be...

@mfladd Yes, yes you are the bad guy.

@nishthenarwhal

@thumperchick sorry this has turned into a gif fest. I know not what I do :)

@mfladd Yeah, just another "oops" in your ledger

@mfladd
No, Christian, we don't.

@nishthenarwhal So, has this stream of replies completely confused you about answered your question?

@f00l not my power, I have none. I am only method acting.

Before I get banned. I am asking the goat @medz to make an appropriate blur to save me. Help me Obi Wan.

@mfladd
Should every nekked actor have a little golden statuette?

@f00l naaaah, but I fucking love that show.

@mfladd My eyes!! @medz please block that crack. I respectfully request you use this ass to censor that one.

@jaremelz that is just completely and utterly wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rockblossom

@mfladd What? I'm innocent I tell you. That's just a random image I found online.

Smirk.

@mfladd

@jaremelz @mfladd @f00l @medz

°_°

@medz Oh lord, an ass hat? I am still getting banned. Thanks..
But nice to see you gif'n :)

@mfladd Nice knowin you.

@hallmike Speak for yourself. Hehe. He haunts me.

@jaremelz I bet he does.

@hallmike

@hallmike

Sorry, had trouble taking that one.

@sohmageek tired and happy.

@FroodyFrog

J'accuse @medz?

@f00l

But of course.

Based on when it was packaged, I would also be tempted to blame @KDemo

@FroodyFrog offer a large reward in exchange for information leading to the culprit.

@Thumperchick

Seems somewhat easier than my original plan of sending posters of said pink drawstring bag to the Carrollton office to as many Mediocre employees as I'm aware of. (I have a somewhat filled list)

@FroodyFrog

@Thumperchick

So, after contacting some people, as much as it pains me to say this, @Hollboll appears innocent.

Good thing I didn't send the posters out to Meh, because I found out why I got a pink drawstring bag.

On the bright side, now I have a couple of more things to blame @medz for.

@FroodyFrog
So do tell!. (If you can.)

@nishthenarwhal write your number on the bathroom stall

@nishthenarwhal - No. For various reasons.

@Lotsofgoats

@Lotsofgoats
@nishthenarwhal
@FroodyFrog

Just be sure to pick a really low-rent dive bathroom. You message will be received by the addressee that much sooner.

@nishthenarwhal unfortunately not. We use various work arounds, like 'forum friendly' email addresses - which we post in loose format. For example:
thumperchickwastaken at gmail.

@nishthenarwhal
@Thumperchick
Onsite PM would be 1st wish
Onsite thread bookmarking 2nd.

Thread tagging and onsite thread search 3rd.
A better pagination for profiles, so they would load, 4th.

For pagination thread views, loading the page controls before the media content would help. I had to give up on some threads due to loading probs, even w page controls set to 1 post per page.

@f00l Good news- your 3rd wish is mostly here. The browser handles the in-thread search, and the forums have a search across all the threads. Click on Community, and use the Search box at the bottom.

@FroodyFrog Because we all know how hard thinking is for a Pooh.

@jaremelz

I'm still not kind of sure what kind of creature a Pooh is...

@mfladd

I should write that down so that I remember that.

@FroodyFrog you should. we have talked about you coming too quickly (with my posts that I often edit) before.
@jaremelz. No return gif. THAT IS ME!

@FroodyFrog A pooh is a cave-dwelling creature from the East Coast who specializes in making my life hell.

@mfladd You're my favorite pooh, I shit you not.

@mfladd

It's not exactly my fault if I come to quickly. It's how I operate. It's not like I can train myself to take my time.

@jaremelz - Hmmm...

@Pavlov

Some letters should/shouldn't be capitalized the way that they are.

Now I cant seem to create any API keys at all "Internal Server Error"

@Ownix Pretty sure from May 01, 2016 you are supposed to blame @medz for any and all meh API errors. I you read into the source code, you'll see the comment there.

@Ownix Sorry about that. My advice, try a different browser. If that doesn't work, maybe @shawn can help.

@Ownix

@katylava ?

@Ownix my guess is that you're trying to register an application with a name that's already taken. We don't have good error handling there and just bail out with a generic "Internal Server Error" message.

Looks like you successfully registered "IRC Plugin for Tennu". Do you need more help?

@shawn Thanks for your reply, I will use the new application I created.

@therealjrn I will now have that song stuck in my head for at least a night.

@Thumperchick sorry/not sorry lol

@FroodyFrog

@morrdt

I'd say a couple of weeks in advance (based on when the write-up and pics are done), but since you seemed to be asking about one day at a time, and on that particular day, I'd say midnight.

@FroodyFrog froody? Are you a T-humperchick now?

@therealjrn

I'm still trying to decide if I actually exist or am just a piece of code in the game called "Life" (not the classic board game), and now you're asking me to consider a third option?

@morrdt I will answer this with a great post from the Breakfast Octopus himself: https://meh.com/forum/topics/why-sellouts-are-our-goal

@FroodyFrog
Oh, grasshopper....

@sohmageek Guilty confession... I haven't been watching videos lately. They tend to wake up @Puppycat.

@sohmageek pretty close. Without the energy drinks. They do hook me up with some perks, though.

@Thumperchick They send you BEER?!?!?!? OMG WTF how do I get them to send me beer... I've said if I was overflow on Fuku, just throw a couple of craft beers in a box (pad it well) and a message "we fucked up, enjoy!"

@sohmageek no beer.

@Thumperchick
Octopi?

@f00l @Thumperchick

@FroodyFrog Irk.

@Thumperchick

Marvin! Marvin! I wanna be Marvin! Please please please!

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Cause being Marvin cures my ADHD.................
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And causes that same exact problem in you..................
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Oh well, nevermind, i'm sure you're busy.....................
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I'll just sit and rust.

@Thumperchick

If @f00l plays Marvin, then I'd have to shuffle some roles around...

@FroodyFrog
Ok, i guess you have to pay attention to stuff and people now. I'm sure i can find a way to disappear, since there's no point to my being anywhere.....

@f00l

It's not that, it's that I had already considered you for a particular role.

@FroodyFrog
I'm busy rusting.

If i ever finish this task, i'll ask you who you were thinking of that f00l could play.

Just not someone with two heads.

F00l doesnt have any heads.

Bad casting for f00l to play a character with a brain.

Not that you want my opinion.

I have to work on rusting now.

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Never mind.

I know.

You want me to be an improbability whale and crash into a planet and splatter my guts everywhere.

I suppose that's a promotion from rusting.

@f00l

I was thinking that you could voice the flower pot, and in a sequel play Agrajag...

Nah, actually I was thinking of a more involved part for you.

To be honest, the hardest parts to fill would be Trillian and Zaphod. Especially if we decide to produce And Another Thing
I'd rather keep the parts the same, and preferably authentic.

@FroodyFrog
F00l has that brain problem.
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F00l has that lack-of-brain problem
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I suppose robots should be precise.
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It's so much work being precise.
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And no one cares.
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I'll just rust till you finish casting.

@ycmeh It's loading fine for me on Chrome for mobile & laptop. Maybe clear your cache?

@therealjrn probably.

@Thumperchick People are so quick to believe the worst. :frownyface:

@Thumperchick
Did you check or just guess?

@f00l yes.

@sohmageek not yet, but I'm sure that's coming.

@Thumperchick so we had this happen:
me:You have a stinky diaper, time for me to change you
@stitch: NO
me: your diaper is stinky
@Stitch: NO
me: do you want a clean diaper?
@Stitch: NO
Me: I'm going to change you
@Stitch: No
Mommy
me: Ok let's see mommy
(goes into potty mommy was using it...)
Me: Mommy, @stitch won't let me change his diaper he wants you to. Can I change the baby?
@tiwanaku: Go change the baby, @stitch Daddy's going to change you
@Stitch: No
ME: I'm going to change you.
I take him to the changing table, he's kicking making it impossible to remove the pants to get to the diaper.
Me: I'm going to change you:
@Stitch: NO
Me: yes Mommy told daddy to change you....
Can you guess what he said next????

@sohmageek a quote from nietzsche?

@sohmageek Cheer up, sucker?

@sohmageek a quote from @carl669?

@Thumperchick "tough shit"
Does sound like @tiwanaku, @sohmageek, @carl669, and @pavlov

@sohmageek no

@sohmageek
I am outclassed. We are all outclassed.