Thanks Irk, I am so glad that you gave the warning to not have kids... My son loves you but he doesn't need to be doing that yet... Also, Should I be worried that there are 4.5 lbs of butter in the freezer. I don't go through that much butter, and my family said it was a good sale... Maybe Meh should sell butter one day. As long as you don't label it "french lube" you can use it on your toast or...
You guys would actually love writing that up. Alternative name is "I can't believe it's lube", or "I can't believe you're using butter for that"
@joelmw@Thumperchick Irk and me are more like bros. Once I discovered Irk's gender, I puked. Then I got myself together and banished all prurient thoughts pertaining to the Irk-ster from my head. Still though, I think @pepsiwine has a thing for the little dude. There's even a rumored sex tape.
@joelmw No sex tape... yet. But if my boyfriend, Irk, wants to 3-way with me and Tea-Humper, I'm sure @irishbyblood would jump at the chance to video it.
Personally I think it'd be more fun to fill up a kiddie pool with butter, put on a bikini, and "mud" wrestle with Irk & Tea-Humper. But I'm part French, so I like to put butter on... everything.
@pepsiwine Why bother with the bikini? And hells yes I'll video your sordid sex trysts. But I might need a few minutes in the corner to whack myself like a monkey.
@irishbyblood Don't worry about it. This WHOLE THREAD is about the French putting butter on their penii. Weird & kinky is pretty much the whole topic of conversation.
@JonT That Dikembe gif feels like a gold star to me--like the comment thread has gone just far enough. It's like you're saying, "good job, but quit while you're ahead." But that's just me; maybe those pervs have actually gone too far here. Idunno.
@irishbyblood Even though he's shaking his head, I can't help believing that Mike is actually closing his eyes and appreciating the vision of the video y'all have thought up.
@joelmw@JonT and that's why I just posted a damn reaction gif instead of opening my stoopid trap like I usually do. But still, Irk started the god dang thing.
The longer that condom story is in my head, the more I wonder what the French speakers think of the English warning. "Americans are so in love with oil, they actually haves sex with it! Weirdos, use butter like the rest of the world."
@Thumperchick, you forgot the EU butter surplus. Thanks to subsidized dairy farms butter is a cheap lube. Just like corn and corn oil in these parts. So it may not be that Americans like oil better than butter, but more of what is cheap where.
That's 60 lbs of pasture butter that my wife bought and froze in Nov 2013. We are still working on the last 10 lbs of it...and that's with her cooking everything with butter instead of oil for the past year and a half.
@JonT It was a group order from a local creamery (http://holisticsquid.com/my-family-ate-40-pounds-of-butter-in-3-months/ is from the same creamery). Each box of 30 lbs cut and packaged into 1 lb blocks is $104.70 ($3.49/lb). Each 1 big block of 40 lbs is $119.60 ($2.99/lb). Same price for salted vs unsalted. You can find an online store at springhillcheese.com, but that is $5/lb and requires overnight shipping.
Irk, with that face, next to the words "Butter Fetish?" is the best preview image ever.
That was better than the pop tarts one.
Ah, I've always pronounced @Thumperchick wrong in my head. Thanks for clearing that up Irk.
THUMPS!!!!! <3 My RDH hands miss you terribly!
Four words: Last Tango in Paris.
@KDemo Get the buttah!
Maybe it was meant to be in polish?
@tentalces1349 the original version of the gif you posted:
@tentalces1349 Churn baby, churn!
@baqui63 Skillz
Thanks Irk, I am so glad that you gave the warning to not have kids... My son loves you but he doesn't need to be doing that yet... Also, Should I be worried that there are 4.5 lbs of butter in the freezer. I don't go through that much butter, and my family said it was a good sale... Maybe Meh should sell butter one day. As long as you don't label it "french lube" you can use it on your toast or...
You guys would actually love writing that up. Alternative name is "I can't believe it's lube", or "I can't believe you're using butter for that"
@sohmageek "I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Stuff?"?
@jaremelz I almost feel the need to apologize for that one. Almost.
@jaremelz but...what if it is? Wouldn't be a very accurate product name.
Like a hot knife through buttocks.
It was so refreshing to have someone pronounce my screen name properly, thank you I-rk! This may be my new favorite Ask Irk, but I'm biased.
@Thumperchick ROTFLMBFAO
@baqui63 "rolling on the floor laughing my buttered friendly ass off"?
@JonT sure. tho I was thinking bozo fearing (as in the clown)
Hey, @irishbyblood, Tea-Humper (aka @Thumperchick) seems to be propositioning your troll. I figured you'd wanna put a stop to that shit.
@joelmw @Thumperchick Irk and me are more like bros. Once I discovered Irk's gender, I puked. Then I got myself together and banished all prurient thoughts pertaining to the Irk-ster from my head. Still though, I think @pepsiwine has a thing for the little dude. There's even a rumored sex tape.
@joelmw No sex tape... yet. But if my boyfriend, Irk, wants to 3-way with me and Tea-Humper, I'm sure @irishbyblood would jump at the chance to video it.
Personally I think it'd be more fun to fill up a kiddie pool with butter, put on a bikini, and "mud" wrestle with Irk & Tea-Humper.
But I'm part French, so I like to put butter on... everything.
@pepsiwine Why bother with the bikini? And hells yes I'll video your sordid sex trysts. But I might need a few minutes in the corner to whack myself like a monkey.
@irishbyblood Just don't fling any poo, you monkey-whacker.
@pepsiwine I'm kinky, but not THAT kinky.
@pepsiwine And clearly kinky is relative seeings how we're talking about getting carnal with Irk. Sigh.
@irishbyblood Don't worry about it. This WHOLE THREAD is about the French putting butter on their penii. Weird & kinky is pretty much the whole topic of conversation.
@pepsiwine @irishbyblood
@JonT
@pepsiwine I feel at home.
@JonT That Dikembe gif feels like a gold star to me--like the comment thread has gone just far enough. It's like you're saying, "good job, but quit while you're ahead." But that's just me; maybe those pervs have actually gone too far here. Idunno.
@irishbyblood Even though he's shaking his head, I can't help believing that Mike is actually closing his eyes and appreciating the vision of the video y'all have thought up.
@joelmw I'm telling you, you read Mike's mind (and mine too).
@joelmw @JonT and that's why I just posted a damn reaction gif instead of opening my stoopid trap like I usually do. But still, Irk started the god dang thing.
@irishbyblood @joelmw @jont
@irishbyblood @pepsiwine @JonT That Irk, he's such a fucking tease.
@pepsiwine As long as the crust is cut off all's good?
Ask Irk of all time.
@Thumperchick Now you've gone and ruined it for me.
The longer that condom story is in my head, the more I wonder what the French speakers think of the English warning.
"Americans are so in love with oil, they actually haves sex with it! Weirdos, use butter like the rest of the world."
@Thumperchick, you forgot the EU butter surplus. Thanks to subsidized dairy farms butter is a cheap lube. Just like corn and corn oil in these parts. So it may not be that Americans like oil better than butter, but more of what is cheap where.
What happens in Canadian prison when you drop the butter?
Probably you apologize
@sohmageek The toast is ruined. Oh, then you're shanked. Maybe. I haven't done any Canadian-French prison time.
@matthew I think this comeback is evidence that you're the professional here.
T-Humperchick. Brilliant. Day is made. :)
@ACraigL I LOL'd on that too. It was actually funnier than the butter story.
Things I never thought I'd hear in an ecommerce site video:
So maybe all of that butter in French cuisine is foreplay or spillage or something.
@joelmw So is Hot butter on lobster foreplay also?
@sohmageek Only if you slather it on yer privates too.
@irishbyblood It could lead to an ER visit if the lobster isn't cooked and the rubber's structural integrity is lost...
@sohmageek Could led to a child too! But it would probably have high cholesterol.
@sohmageek Well, it should go without saying that it can be.
@JonT Regarding plush Irk dolls...
That's 60 lbs of pasture butter that my wife bought and froze in Nov 2013. We are still working on the last 10 lbs of it...and that's with her cooking everything with butter instead of oil for the past year and a half.
@Odi oh my god that is amazing. As a butter lover, I have to ask…where did you get it from and how much was it? I want to order some.
@JonT It was a group order from a local creamery (http://holisticsquid.com/my-family-ate-40-pounds-of-butter-in-3-months/ is from the same creamery). Each box of 30 lbs cut and packaged into 1 lb blocks is $104.70 ($3.49/lb). Each 1 big block of 40 lbs is $119.60 ($2.99/lb). Same price for salted vs unsalted. You can find an online store at springhillcheese.com, but that is $5/lb and requires overnight shipping.
@Odi oops, that's $10/lb, since the $5 butter is only 0.5 lbs