Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse

“One day, we were tasked with assembling a box,” said the Hammer of Dale Doom. “I could tell this was a special project for my employer made sure the nail hammerer remained sober for the duration. He hired a knife to come in and carve elaborate vines into the sides. Just as the knife finished, he slipped, nicking the handle of the saw, who had to be rushed to a hospital. The other hammer and I remained behind to await the buyer’s arrival. But without supervision, the other hammer began drinking and quickly grew intoxicated, leaving me essentially alone.”