SharkFLEX DuoClean Corded Ultra-Light Vacuum with Motorized Pet Attachment
- Time for our usual spiel with Shark Vacuums!
- MultiFLEX means it’s flexible.
- DueClean Technology means it has a bristle brush and a soft brush.
- This one is particularly good on pet hair and also comes with a motorized pet attachment, which sounds totally normal and not terrifying.
- We’ve upgraded this to FedEx Ground shipping so it SHOULD arrive by Christmas.
- Model: HV392, but for the dust and allergens who end up living and traveling within it, it’s more of an RV(392). Eh?
Vacuums Make Time
What you need to know, first and foremost, is that we WILL most-likely be able to get you this Shark Vacuum by Christmas. What you need to know, second and secondmost, is that, yes, actually a good vacuum does make an appropriate Christmas gift.
We feel the need to say this because the vacuum, as a cleaning appliance, often gets lumped in with other such tools, like mops, for example. You wouldn’t want to give anyone a mop for Christmas, because by doing so, you’re basically saying, “Shouldn’t you be spending more time cleaning?”
But a good vacuum is different. In fact, it’s so different that you could say it’s almost the exact opposite. When you get someone a good vacuum, what you’re actually saying is, “Shouldn’t you be spending less time cleaning?”
An illustrative example: before we got married, my wife and I had this rug that was basically velcro to pet hair. Making matters worse, it was dark red, and we have two black-and-white cats and one brown-and-white dog. In other words: there’s a lot of white fur floating around our house at all times. For months, the rug basically looked like it was covered in a wispy frost. Whenever we had friends over, one of us would have to spend approximately 45 minutes on our hands and knees with our crummy vacuum trying to clean it. Then, we got a good vacuum as a wedding present. One pass with that bad boy, and all the pet hair was gone.
So, in a way, getting someone this Shark vacuum with a motorized pet attachment isn’t getting them a vacuum at all. It’s getting them the time they need to read the new books they got, or the play the new games they got, or build the new tiny metal models you put in their stockings. Because a good vacuum doesn’t make you clean more. It allows you to spend less time doing as much cleaning as you’ve always done.
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