I’ve found my newest favorite Christmas melody.
Step aside, White Christmas!
Christmas up your butt:
@RiotDemon Wow. I learned some things today. Isn’t the Internet remarkable? Twenty-five years ago I couldn’t have instantly found out what ddlg and abdl meant.
@RiotDemon @SSteve and, “…wrapped in a velour bag before being dispatched discreetly.”
@RiotDemon Those crystals look unsanitary. And one purchaser left a review with a photo. Of her face, fortunately.
@RiotDemon @SSteve And now I know too.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 @SSteve I finally know what to wear with my assless chaps! Thank you!
@sammydog01 @SSteve @therealjrn all chaps are assless, otherwise they’d be called pants.
I’m glad I enlightened some people with this post.
…how does one stumble across an item such as this @RiotDemon?
@therealjrn Google search, Christmas butt plug.
@therealjrn this Christmas tree in Paris is the first result:
@RiotDemon Whelp, find a need and fill it they always say…
This one seemed very Ween-esque to me. Not necessarily the song itself, but the vocal production. Something from Chocolate and Cheese I think. I’ll figure it out tomorrow if I remember.
You spoiled Star Wars is still the most classic. However, I have never shared a meh post faster. I shared this before I heard it for the title alone
So, I’ve put this on again while I wait for Amazon customer service to fix a problem with my textbook return…I am wondering about the mustache.
Drawn on or grown?
@Ozzie2191 I love the sharpee moustache
Where is the song about hunting Santa for sport? I think I ask about this video every year and I can never find it on my own for some reason.
I found it! It was a song about producing a santa corpse for scientists to study. But it is older than I thought: it’s from the Woot! days.