Random Food
- A whole bunch of stuff you can eat (see list in the write-up)
- The ginger chews can be tough to get out of their paper, so here’s a hilariously annoying way to unwrap off
- Would usually cost $258
- Can it make a margarita: Maybe some of this stuff could be incorporated into an absolutely disgusting margarita?
So Random!
How does this random food sale work, you ask? Well, the food is random, that’s how. But it’s not, like, totally random, you know?
Okay, sorry. That doesn’t help at all, does it?
Here’s what we’re trying to say: with many of our random sales, the randomness comes in terms of what we send you. As in, you hit the buy button and we send you something, within the given category, at random.
But today’s is NOT like that. Today, everyone will receive the same assortment of foods whose randomness is defined by the fact that they are entirely unrelated to each other except by virtue of being consumable.
Also, we’ll tell you what we’re selling. Which is, deep breath, as follows:
- 10 5oz bags of Ginger People Ginger Chews
- 2 bags of Earthside Brownie Bites
- 1 bag of Birch Benders Brownie Mix
- 1 bag of Birch Benders Chocolate Cake Mix
- 1 Pillsbury Cream Cheese Pastry Bag
- 1 tub of Birch Benders Keto Vanilla Frosting
- a 48-pack of Nonni’s Pumpkin Biscotti (6 boxes of 8 )
- a 16-pack of VERB Caffeinated Chocolate Peanut Butter Energy Bars
- a 6-pack of Mezete Classic Hummus
- a 6-pack of Mezete Red Pepper Hummus
Jeez, that’s a whole bunch of food, isn’t it?
And actually, reading it over, it’s maybe less random than we thought, considering the frosting, the cream cheese, and the various brownies could be used together. And what is hummus if not a savory frosting?
But look: ‘A Variety of Products You Can Eat That We’ve Sold Previously, Some Of Which May Be Combined, Others Of Which Should Be Enjoyed A La Carte’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it as ‘Random Food.’
Anyway, this would usually cost you $258. But today, you can buy it for about 30 bucks. So get it if you’re remotely interested in any of this stuff!
