2 Meh T-Shirts with 2 Wristbands & 1 Irk Stuffie

  • 2 Meh shirts (you pick 'em)
  • 2 Meh wristbands
  • An Irk plushie that doesn’t talk
  • Our message to you today: Have yourself a Meh-rry little Christmas
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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Meh Tees

One issue with the deal-a-day model is that there are certain days when no one is out hunting for deals. Like Christmas.

If anything, a slow day on Christmas is good. Maybe not for our bottom line (although it’s not really bad either; we factor a slow day on Christmas into our projections) but for humanity. Because it’s nice to see that even the degenerates like the people who shop on our site–or, on second thought, let’s go with ‘loyal customers like ours’–take at least one day off from shopping for deals and posting on Internet forums to spend some time with their loved ones.

But again, we still need to put something up.

So what do we do? It’s a conundrum every year.

Obviously, we don’t want to sell something actually awesome. Slick new kitchen appliances or rad gadgets–those are better before Christmas or right after, when people are flush with holiday cash and looking at the expanse of bitter cold winter months just begging for an indoor hobby.

So, maybe something useful but boring? But it’s not the right day for that; people aren’t (or at least don’t want to be) thinking of practical matters on Christmas. Maybe something that’s kind of a mean-spirited joke? Like when we sold belts on Thanksgiving, the most belt-resistant holiday there is? Sure, that’s funny once in a while, but you don’t want to do it every holiday.

What we’re saying is there are no good options.

Except one.

A sale for the true sickos out there.

Let’s be honest, if you’re checking our site today, you might as well call yourself a Christmas movie, because friend, you’re a true diehard! In which case you’ll enjoy some Meh-branded stuff: a couple Meh shirts, an Irk plushie, and some wristbands.

So get some if you want some. And if you don’t, well, Merry Christmas anyway!

So far today...

  • 56097 of you visited.
  • 43% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 2351 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 509 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $7458 total.
  • (including shipping)

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