Phase2 Energy PowerBlock 500W Portable Power Station
- Maybe a massive powerbank
- Maybe a mini generator
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?
“Are you aware that Jimmy Stetson, godson of the deceased, was in love with you?” IRK Sadie Dufresne asks Hattie Marshall.
“Kaboom!” Hattie says.
“I don’t understand,” Sadie says.
“That’s what it would say in one of my comic books,” Hattie explains, “if someone hucked a grenade like that one in here. Jimmy Stetson? In love with me? Holy big-time reveals, FanMan!”
“And yet, when he looked for you around midnight to tell you as much, he couldn’t find you,” Sadie says.
“Well, I was indisposed,” Hattie says, “in an act, not of love, but pertaining to that which is oft wrongly considered to be its alter ego. Lust.”
“So it was you, in that room with the ruffled sheets,” Sadie says. “And who were you with?”
“Tibbins,” Sadie says.
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It's a Meh-rathon 23
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You've got a wacky mystery on your hands. Who do you hire? (Support your answer in the comments.) 42
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Happy Easter 15 -
Something’s Afoot! [Official Meh-rathon Investigation Thread] 44 -
Dammit, weather! 19
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Detour Game (Part Fun) 58