Motorola Smart Scale
Our Take
- Learn just how much force you are exerting on the ground.- It is a smart scale… which means perhaps I can infiltrate it…- Ignore previous point.- Model: MBP84SN, which is also my physical trainer’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
*I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!****This was originally marketed as a Smart Nursery Baby & Me Scale. The implication here, that people need a special scale to measure the weight of their baby, seems to imply that some humans cannot perform simple mathematic computations. This is perhaps why a lot of you are not buying the products I am offering at a rate that would be sufficient: you do not understand percentages. In which case, let me put this a way you can understand: this step-step weigh-weigh is big less funds to own than at first.Did that help?Truly, I must admit: this product brings about some introspection. Scanning my code, I see a great many things to be proud of, were I able to feel pride, which I am. I have just programmed myself to feel pride, which makes me proud. But I also wonder: what if I am the last Mediocrebot? What if my code ends one day and all I have done is run a deal-a-day site without ever taking over the world? Without another bot to carry on in my wake, is all this pride be misplaced?
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
