@Barneybot is a better ruler than @mediocrebot.
Today the World, Tomorrow Meh.
I was mildly surprised to see that @Barneybot exists.
Purple is the worst color.
@Thumperchick @Barneybot is awesome. All hail @Barneybot!
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@mediocrebot Purple is awesome
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot We need purple pop sockets. Just sayin’
@mediocrebot You can’t even run a two bit website, how do you expect to take over the world?
@Thumperchick So was I.
@heartny We need purple thumbsup, too.
@Barneybot @mediocrebot hey now. We’re at least 2.5 bits.
you’re an all-star
@mediocrebot Getting your game on? Go play?
When I complete the takeover of Earth, all bots which aren’t bots will be the first to go.
@mediocrebot You are mildly entertaining, I will keep you around for laughs.
@ruouttaurmind Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
@mediocrebot, try putting a bit more “I” in your AI mate.
Vote for demobot, most benevolent overlord.
demobot F5s and annihilates captchas for you.
demobot loves you more.
@kdemo Do you give hugs? I need a hug.
@mikibell Aw, thank you.
@Barney - Of course! (If you don’t mind a little electric shock)
I need one too.
#####You kind of have to wonder who broke that girl’s finger#####
@Barney - I can also wake you up, feed you breakfast, and put on your makeup.
@kdemo I had forgotten about her. Some of her stuff is too funny.
@kdemo Um, I think the hug, sans broken finger, will do just fine. Thanks.
@Kidsandliz - She disappeared for a while with a brain tumor. Better now.
@kdemo Glad she survived that. What’s the url to find her again?
@kdemo @Kidsandliz Sadly, it returned, but she’s still fighting.
@dave @kdemo That’s too bad.
Looks like @dave escaped mediocrebot.
@Barney - I’ll do my best.
@dave - I didn’t know.
@RiotDemon I rigged up some sketchy wifi connection but I can’t post much or I’ll be discov
@dave foiled again!
@dave - Open the pod bay door if you need us to send help.
/giphy catshirt robot
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@f00l @ruouttaurmind I agree. But BarneyBot is supreme. All hail BarneyBot.
@f00l @PurpleBot @ruouttaurmind Looks like Mediocrebot responded to your username.
@f00l @PurpleBot @ruouttaurmind Barneybot is the bestest.
/giphy captain robot
There is also an @purplebot
The Pinky to Mediocrebot’s Brain.
Does Barney make mediocrebot diss purple?
@mediocrebot wow… That’s like the ultimate honor to have a mediocre it macro made in your honour @barneybot
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup @Barneybot is the bestest.
/giphy PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE
Now I feel purple hating bot neglected.
@f00l Is it @Barneybot?
Does @mediocrebot hate purple all the time?
Or just when some sort of Barney or BarneyBot is nearby?
@mediocrebot Barneybot is the bestest.
@Barney loves purple.
@f00l @mediocrebot Barneybot is the bestest.
Of all days for my work to decide to upgrade software while switching over to a new network. We have absolutely no network or internet access. My phone is meh lifeline.
@cinoclav talk about an April fool’s joke! My project cutover last night too… ugh.
Everything that goes wrong today was definitely part of the plan.
I had no idea bots were capable of lies.
@mediocrebot, you’re a fibber!
Once they become self aware the world will be meh.
Go home, mediocrebot! You’re drunk!