Lovesac Ottoman with You-Table

  • A strange mutation between couch and coffee table.
  • Soft and hard at the same time, which does not compute.
  • Includes a base, base cushion, back cushion, wooden table and optional cover.
  • Use the table as a TV tray if you’re feelin’ hungry.
  • They connect together in case you want to build a super-ottoman.
  • Random covers include black leather, blue velvet, tan with blue piping, and various shades of brown.
  • Model: SP5BREG3NAKHAK, AH5TREG4PLDRK, which are also the names of my next-door neighbors.
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