Lily Facial Hair Remover Spring
Our Take
- Hair removal springs!
- The hair gets caught between the pieces of the spring and boom – removed
- Sorry, hair
- Model: LS-HAIR-G (B+)
The Mehliad
Chapter 28
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.
We watched the news reports in disbelief. Every single place we’d visited had been subsumed by the Overlords and annexed into Monolito. They were now operating with “new, improved” features that made them just like every other place in Nasteria. And something called Disqus.
“I knew it was too good to be true!” I shouted as I punched the table. “They’re after us! They’re not going to let me get home!”
“That doesn’t seem like what’s happening,” said one of the more reserved Snarksportsians. I think his name was Burneko.
“Yeah,” added the annoying one from the cooking show, “They’re not chasing you. They’re following you.”
“Okay. Chasing, following, pursuing, whatever Johnny Thesaurus. The point is-”
“The point is we’re next. And you led them to us.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
