So, this just popped up in my meh feed:
It gave me an idea for a thread where people could save the random (or non-random) ads that pop up and give them funny captions.
For mine: Aqua Ox Sneezy Water, go ahead and sneeze you slobbery ox!
Or to go a little more obscure:
And if you watch closely, you might see a teapot!
@thejackalope “Aqua Ox Nose Douche”
@therealjrn Keeps your sniffer smelling bovinely fresh!
@therealjrn
-Makes nasal lavage fun!
-You’ll never believe what lurks inside your nose…
@duodec /giphy nose lurker
@thejackalope I hope that’s drawn on and not a tattoo!
I’ll just keep all this going… cause I’m bored.
Explore everywhere: but don’t go too far. You should probably stick close to the house. Under the eaves, where it’s still dry. That way you won’t get your new shoes dirty. And you won’t lose your WiFi signal.
@thejackalope And do forget to pack your mustache wax.
And one more (being on here all day for the Mehrathon, I keep getting bored waiting around for the change-over).
WeatherTech: protecting your car on the long drive home after 4th meal at Taco Bell.
@thejackalope /giphy that’s nasty
@medz I also like how the mat looks like it knows you made a bad choice.
@thejackalope weathertech makes seat covers?
@rtjhnstn Nah, it’s just there to catch the inevitable pools in the floorboards.
I admire your tenacity. You got spunk, kid!
…and I’m in English speaking Canada…
@transplant google translate says: "Remember makeup. do this in place." Meanwhile, she looks like her significant other has started taking Cialis.
@thejackalope Hah! didn’t bother to translate it… thanks. But where’s the bathtubs from the ad? Or is that Viagra?
@transplant Frak! I meant to star you @thejackalope. That’s what happens when you have a very strong adult beverage…
@transplant And why isn’t this an ad about personal massagers.
“The tea that looks like pee!” ™
@medz Guaranteed to Pass Your Drug Test
Or to go a little more obscure:
And if you watch closely, you might see a teapot!
@thejackalope “Aqua Ox Nose Douche”
@therealjrn Keeps your sniffer smelling bovinely fresh!
@therealjrn
-Makes nasal lavage fun!
-You’ll never believe what lurks inside your nose…
@duodec
/giphy nose lurker
@thejackalope I hope that’s drawn on and not a tattoo!
I’ll just keep all this going… cause I’m bored.
Explore everywhere: but don’t go too far. You should probably stick close to the house. Under the eaves, where it’s still dry. That way you won’t get your new shoes dirty. And you won’t lose your WiFi signal.
@thejackalope And do forget to pack your mustache wax.
And one more (being on here all day for the Mehrathon, I keep getting bored waiting around for the change-over).
WeatherTech: protecting your car on the long drive home after 4th meal at Taco Bell.
@thejackalope
/giphy that’s nasty
@medz I also like how the mat looks like it knows you made a bad choice.
@thejackalope weathertech makes seat covers?
@rtjhnstn Nah, it’s just there to catch the inevitable pools in the floorboards.
I admire your tenacity. You got spunk, kid!
…and I’m in English speaking Canada…
@transplant
google translate says: "Remember makeup. do this in place."
Meanwhile, she looks like her significant other has started taking Cialis.
@thejackalope Hah! didn’t bother to translate it… thanks. But where’s the bathtubs from the ad? Or is that Viagra?
@transplant Frak! I meant to star you @thejackalope. That’s what happens when you have a very strong adult beverage…
@transplant And why isn’t this an ad about personal massagers.
“The tea that looks like pee!” ™
@medz Guaranteed to Pass Your Drug Test