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JBL OnBeat Micro Speaker Dock with Lightning Connector

  • Model: JBLONBEATMICBLKAM
  • Compatible with these Lightning devices: iPhone 5S, 5C, 5, 5th Gen iPod Touch, 7th Gen iPod Nano, and (accidentally) iPhone 6 and 6 Plus
  • No Bluetooth, no way, no how
  • Inconveniently immobilizes your mobile device
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We got you.

You thought you were pretty smart, nabbing those two free months of VMP membership yesterday. And you were smarter than all the chumps who didn’t bother to get it, we’ll give you that. But even the wisest wise-guy gambler knows the house always wins.

Because now we can reveal the nefarious aim behind our act of generosity: it was all a scheme to get rid of these damned JBL OnBeat Micro Speaker Docks!

We’ve priced them as the kind of crazy cheap impulse buy that your free shipping benefit makes irresistible. They’re still an inconvenient, awkward way to charge your Lightning phone or listen to music from it. Sure, they can still play other audio sources through the aux-in, and the portable speaker sales pitch using AA-batteries is cute. But it’s not enough. They are, in short, just as awful as they’ve been every single other time we’ve tried to flog them.

Only now, under the spell of free shipping, you can’t resist. Not at this price. Especially if you also got a new iPhone in your stocking.

You didn’t think we’d let the last Friday of the year go wasted did you?

So far today...

  • 46360 of you visited.
  • 31% on a phone, 9% on a tablet.
  • 5349 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 795 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $15303 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?