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JBL OnBeat Micro Speaker Dock with Lightning Connector

  • No Bluetooth
  • No way to control your music remotely
  • No one needs to charge his/her phone this much
  • No way to carry it in your pocket
  • No one press the buy-it button
  • 헉! 이건 아닌데… ㅡㅡ;
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Never buy speaker docks.

Inconvenient. Awkward. Embarrassing. Poorly thought-through. We’re not just talking about the texts we keep sending our cousin-in-law who teaches yoga at the nursing home. We’re talking about an even more disgusting crime against nature: speaker docks.

Speaker docks are what Pol Pot gives everyone on his Christmas list. Each one is a million Circuit City stores compressed into a black dwarf of pure imbecility. Using a speaker dock instead of, oh, any other possible way of charging your phone and listening to music is like turning down a Hiedsieck 1907 Diamant Bleu cuvée because you’d rather huff spray paint.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, but even the biggest morons are not going to keep buying portable speakers that take your mobile devices out of your hands… are they?

(Mediocre Laboratories exists to conduct experiments. This very site is one of them. And today we continue an experiment within an experiment begun last Friday: how many stupid speaker docks can we sell while urging you not to buy these stupid speaker docks?)

So far today...

  • 64 of you visited.
  • 2% on a tablet.
  • 3402 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

How’d you get here?

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And you bought...

  • 1135 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $20155 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?