Holmes Air Purifier
- Use for a small-medium room or buy two or three for a bigger room, or 20 or 30 for a ballroom or missile silo
- They figured out it was a stupid idea to sell these without filters, so a filter is included now
- Filter is infused with Arm & Hammer baking soda, because baking soda makes everything better
- Monolithic design not necessarily sign of intelligent breakthrough
- If you need a larger or better air filter, this one’s the best selling air purifier over at Amazon, Holmes
- Model: HAP9412BF-TUA
For smaller rooms in your home, Holmes.
“Yo, Holmes, my turn. Puff, puff, pass.”
“Hold up, Holmes. It’s enough for all of us.”
“Dag, Holmes. It’s getting stanky up in here.”
“Three dudes hitting a blunt in a room this small? What you think gonna happen, Holmes?”
“Don’t even worry about it, Holmes. My Moms won’t get home until - WHAT WAS THAT?”
“Sounded like the front door, Holmes.”
“I think your mom might be back, Holmes.”
“Brilliant deduction, Holmes.”
“What?”
“Nothing. Sherlock joke. Open that window, Holmes. We gotta get this smoke out of here before she comes up here.”
“What window, Holmes?”
“Right there!”
“Oh. Sorry. Couldn’t see it through all the smoke, Holmes.”
“You know what we need, Holmes? Some kind of machine to clean the stank out the air. We should start a company that makes those.”
“What would we call it, Holmes?”
“An air puritizer. No, no, hold up, an air purifier.”
“I mean the company, Holmes. What would we call the company?”
“I don’t know. You got any ideas, Holmes?”
“Nope. I don’t know what we could call our air-purifier company, Holmes.”
