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Duracell 8800mAh & 1850mAh Power Bank Set with or without Powermat

You can either get two batteries in different sizes plus a Powermat to charge them wirelessly; or just the pair of batteries without a mat if you already have a mat or just enjoy having to plug things in
The batteries include a burly 8800mAh 2.1A one and a scrawny 1850mAh 1A one
The default scenario is the big one is for taking on trips and the small one is to carry around every day, but you’re a grownup, do whatever
It’s Duracell so it’s reasonably good and whatnot
Model: PCSB1 (just five digits long and it conquers Google: it’s the Muggsy Bogues of model numbers)

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Your dying battery is killing you.

St. Peter: Hey! You made it! Right on!

You: Is… this… Heaven?

St. Peter: It ain’t Hackensack, New Jersey! What size harp do you play?

You: I… don’t know. I didn’t expect to be here so soon.

St. Peter: It was the stress. You really needed to chill out. If you’d taken a little time to relax, you’d have had more time to relax. All that worry over a stupid phone battery!

You: What do you mean?

St. Peter: Well, from about 2007 onwards, you were pretty much always worried about whether your phone was charged. While you were working, at parties, even, you know, being intimate - that worry was always buzzing away there.

You: Wow. You’re right.

St. Peter: And then those times when your battery did die, whoa. That took a real toll. That time when you missed that call from your brother-in-law about your sister’s new baby? And they were going to name it after you, but got so mad they didn’t?

You: That really sucked.

St. Peter: Or that time you were taking out the trash and that mother possum walked by with a back full of baby possums, and your phone was dead so you couldn’t take a picture?

You: Yeah, yeah, I remember.

St. Peter: Or that time your friend tried to text you from that bar where Bill Murray showed up-

You: I GET IT. But what could I have done? A phone battery dying is just part of life.

St. Peter: That’s where you screwed up. You could have gotten something like this Duracell Power Bank & Powermat Set. Then you’d have both a little battery and a bigger one on you, so you had a backup at all times.

You: But then you’d just forget to plug those batteries in to charge them, so you’re back to the same problem.

St. Peter: No! You just put the batteries on the Powermat at bedtime and you’re set in the morning. Couldn’t be easier.

You: Man, I wish I’d gotten one while there was still time. If the Duracell Power Bank & Powermat Set are good enough for St. Peter to use -

St. Peter: Oh, I don’t have to use them. Our phones up here always stay charged.

You: Wow! I never thought about what cellphones must be like in Heaven! Batteries never run out of power, you can always get a signal, unlimited data -

St. Peter: Whoa, whoa, I never said anything about unlimited data. I know this is Heaven, but let’s not get carried away.

Duracell 8800mAh & 1850mAh Power Bank Set with or without Powermat

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