Arrrrggggh...
33So I send the hubby in to have his kidney removed and he ends up with an eye patch! Makes me wonder exactly how the doctor did the surgery! (nurses said eye injuries are common with people waking up from anesthesia)…
@barney …all is fine…no signs of any other tumors…he is groggy and making dumb jokes…his advanced directive is to do whatever his wife says! He is in his glory, the nurse just called him honey…
Oh and I guess the first thing he said was “arghhhhh” like a pirate…
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I am so glad the surgery went well. Sorry he looks like a pirate.
Tell him to pat the nurse on the ass now so he can still blame it on the anesthesia. What? @Pavlov got away with it I think.
@mfladd I did the patting once. Wife was not amused as she was the one being admitted …
@mfladd I can tell you…hubby was off his game today…I was in the tiny little bathroom making sure he didn’t tip over…and not once did he grab my ass…on a good day, he claims it is covered by the vow “to have and to hold” and that the priest would agree…I wouldn’t admit it to him, but it felt kinda weird walking by him and not being groped!
Thanks for the update. So glad to hear that he is doing well. About that eye patch, maybe it can be the beginning of some fun times. Who knows, after he gets home when he is feeling a lot better, you two can play “find the booty”. Geez, I can’t believe I just said that. Arrrrggggh.
@Barney
/giphy find the booty
@carl669 Yes, that’s exactly what I meant and you found it!
@Barney I have a hard time comprehending how @carl669 helped you find your booty…just leaving it alone…
glad to hear everything went well! and i’d be curious as to how eye injuries are common after anesthesia. i’ve been under twice and never injured my eye waking up.
@carl669 sleepy people rub their eyes, unconscious people rub their eyes too hard…poor guy said his eye hurt more than the incisions… When I left him he was on a morphine high…he might remember I was there today, or not
Did they let him keep it? If not you should probably submit a bill to the hospital for 1 kidney.
@DaveInSoCal I’ve been thinking. Maybe you should try whistling this:
@Barney did i tell you I’m going to the Bahamas in 8 days?
@DaveInSoCal I could see it in your aura. There was a little bit more purple than usual.
@DaveInSoCal oh please don’t mentiin that to him…he would put it in a jar to amaze our son…guaranteed!! BTW, he keeps complainimg that his kidney was his retirement plan and has few other “paired” organs worth selling…made our gp blush terribly!
Glad to hear things went well @mikibell!
@dashcloud thank you! Can’t quite bring myself to blame you for all of this…
Bring him a parrot and some Cap’n Crunch!
@Thumperchick Since he hasn’t eaten in two days, I would be concerned he might think the parrot is side dish along with the captain crunch.
Good to hear, especially with the sense of humor!
@narfcake
thank you!
You can always fashion him a tricorn hat out of paper.
Glad it went well.
/image tricorn hat
@RiotDemon ha…I know how to make out of fabric…just recently made one for my son as he was captain of the queen of hearts navy!
All is right in MY world…hubby copped a feel yesterday! Invited me to take his first shower since surgery with him today…sigh…sick, aren’t I?
@mikibell Nah. That is a great sign! Just don’t overexert him
@mikibell Yep, you’re sick.
Happy to hear things went so well. !
/giphy frisky is a good sign
I tried a couple times and this one is the last. The others further in left field. At least you know the thought is there !
Ok, the gargantuan pia is coming home…he has had it with being sick… It is going to be a long, impatient journey to 100%… I expect he will drive me nuts by Tuesday at the latest
@mikibell Either you got a saint or you are overly optimistic. Mine drives me nuts with the sniffles in minutes. He had a bit of scary surgery a while back and was awful on the ride home from the hospital. I love him anyway. Happy to hear yours is doing well!
@speediedelivery It is Wednesday, and I survived!!! He is doing well and yes, he is driving me nuts. He likes to TALK when he is sick… I don’t want to listen… at all!! He and his liberal friends are arguing and I have to listen to his spout his theories and and and… ok, maybe I have gone off the deep end
It didn’t help that I got sick on Sunday, and I am finally on the uphill…
@mikibell
Maybe this will cheer you up.
@mikibell I told you that you would auger yourself into the ground if you didn’t try to take it easy, but did you listen? Noooo. Na-na, na-na, na-na! (Take care of yourself.)