@mfladd Some of us are just more special than others. ( that and we are better at picking football winners @mflatt ) That’s why I have a plush Irk and you and @thismyusername do not ! : )
I’ll happily give anyone a million dollars, if they’ll be so kind as to wire me the paltry sum of $50,000USD to cover the transfer fees. Pfff, banks, am I right?!?
I want an Irk plushie with a voice button, like the Travelocity Gnome sitting on my bookshelf. He stays switched off mostly because he pops off without warning.
I found a penny in the parking lot today, does that mean Irk left it for me, even though he said he wouldn’t?
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Some simulations don’t scale. If you have $10, or even $10,000, you are going to spend it on real stuff like ice cream cones, rent, etc. However in scaling up the argument at some point you will have enough money that you can have all the real stuff you could possibly want. Maybe it’s a million, maybe 100 million, it doesn’t matter because you are at the billion scale. So you have hundreds of millions of dollars that are relatively meaningless to you now; they’re not worth as much as a penny was when all you had was $10. You will waste a bunch on bad investments and bad women, and find that philanthropy is actually hard work. And after all that perspective shift mehybe you would find yourself able to give someone a million dollars just if they asked for it nicely.
Can I have an Irk plushie?
@thismyusername Plushies! We shouldn’t have to create our own.
@mfladd Some of us are just more special than others. ( that and we are better at picking football winners @mflatt ) That’s why I have a plush Irk and you and @thismyusername do not ! : )
/image who loves ya baby
@ceagee
I think we need a plushie petition.
@mfladd did you see i edited it just for you ? Does that help ease the pain ?
@ceagee I did, you ninja bitch
And no. I still want a plushie.
Can I have a free fuko?
…sorry, had to ask…
@jaybird
Why not a fuku instead?
@FroodyFrog There are no more fukus only fukos.
@duodec
I see…
Too many repeating words in the product listing. I get headaches whenever I try reading it.
@jaybird I’m debating if that should be can or may.
/giphy can vs may
Bath?
@Dash
/giphy bath
gnyaa, see
I’ll happily give anyone a million dollars, if they’ll be so kind as to wire me the paltry sum of $50,000USD to cover the transfer fees. Pfff, banks, am I right?!?
@nogoodwithnames Prince Alyusi is that you?
@nogoodwithnames
Send me the information, and I’ll take care of it.
Hey Irk… Maybe it bothers you more than it should… (like using more than 1 .)
A PEN BORROWER, YOU SAY?
deep cuts
Haha! Tbh I’ll probably keep on asking that question. It is often quite interesting seeing how they react. Irk definitely did not disappoint!
/askIrk Are you going to answer this question?
@chacham
Catch 22 (although you knew that).
If he says no - then that’s an answer.
If he says yes - but by him saying yes, he answered the question.
@FroodyFrog I did not ask are you not going to answer this question, tempting as it was.
@chacham
Regardless. My statement still stands.
@FroodyFrog How is it a Catch22?
@chacham
Because I said so.
@FroodyFrog Catch-22 by assertion. I forgot about those!
I want an Irk plushie with a voice button, like the Travelocity Gnome sitting on my bookshelf. He stays switched off mostly because he pops off without warning.
Irk, Irk, Irk.
$1m is a thousand bucks. NOT A MILLION. NOT! NEVER! NOT!
I found a penny in the parking lot today, does that mean Irk left it for me, even though he said he wouldn’t?
/youtube Van Nuys
Guy from Van Nuys?
Some simulations don’t scale. If you have $10, or even $10,000, you are going to spend it on real stuff like ice cream cones, rent, etc. However in scaling up the argument at some point you will have enough money that you can have all the real stuff you could possibly want. Maybe it’s a million, maybe 100 million, it doesn’t matter because you are at the billion scale. So you have hundreds of millions of dollars that are relatively meaningless to you now; they’re not worth as much as a penny was when all you had was $10. You will waste a bunch on bad investments and bad women, and find that philanthropy is actually hard work. And after all that perspective shift mehybe you would find yourself able to give someone a million dollars just if they asked for it nicely.
@uwacn But… but that guy over there has a slightly larger yacht than me!
@uwacn nah
@uwacn That’s what i was thinking. His answer just irks me.
/image meh irk
@uwacn If I get $1 Billion I’m starting a theme park, and will probably need the full billion.
Now that there is a relationship between Meh and the Hamilton musical I am looking forward to the Mad Ape Den version of “Washington On Your Side.”