DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment

  • Powerful spray
  • Unnecessary dude branding
  • Like a gargle for your…never mind
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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New Year’s Revolutions: A Meh-rathon

Being a better person is so last year. Let’s turn self-improvement on its head.

The Deal: Questionably branded bidet

The Obvious Resolution: Waste less toilet paper.

The Superior Revolution: Have cleaner nether-regions.

So far today...

  • 105059 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 164 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 17 of these.
  • There’s still some left.
  • That’s $224 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?