@escalante
Good point!
At first I was thinking just see the dimensions of the platform but then after I glanced at the picture of the woman wearing them and unless she is 7’ tall with huge man feet to match, this thing is pretty small. I’d say my guy, who wears size 13 shoes would most likely have all of his toes hanging over the edge of the platform! Obviously, that doesn’t mean it’s not going to massage his sore aching feet and legs, but his tootsies most definitely won’t be seeing any action!
Wasn’t there a movie where someone was thrown off a boat or a pier with cement shoes? One of the godfather movies maybe? That shoulda been the gag picture.
Sure would hate to have to try and escape a fire or other emergency while wearing these! If you couldn’t remove them quickly enough you’d have to unplug the unit and hop, hop, hop as fast as you can!
I know I’d probably break my neck on the very first hop! 🩼
I’m thinking you might be better off doing the ole “drop & roll” thing even before you caught fire! Roll yourself right out the nearest door! …
Specs
Product: Homedics Real Relief Leg & Foot Massager
Model: FMS-340H
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$169.99 at Homedics
Warranty
2 Year Registered Manufacturer Warranty
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jun 25 - Monday, Jun 29
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So what size feet does this take. Most foot massagers only go to size 11 or 12.
@escalante
Obviously, that doesn’t mean it’s not going to massage his sore aching feet and legs, but his tootsies most definitely won’t be seeing any action! 
Good point!
At first I was thinking just see the dimensions of the platform but then after I glanced at the picture of the woman wearing them and unless she is 7’ tall with huge man feet to match, this thing is pretty small. I’d say my guy, who wears size 13 shoes would most likely have all of his toes hanging over the edge of the platform!
Wasn’t there a movie where someone was thrown off a boat or a pier with cement shoes? One of the godfather movies maybe? That shoulda been the gag picture.
kinky
Sure would hate to have to try and escape a fire or other emergency while wearing these! If you couldn’t remove them quickly enough you’d have to unplug the unit and hop, hop, hop as fast as you can!
@MrGoodGuy
I know I’d probably break my neck on the very first hop! 🩼
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I’m thinking you might be better off doing the ole “drop & roll” thing even before you caught fire! Roll yourself right out the nearest door!
“If you mean that a lie has been exposed or a criminal has been caught, Cambridge Dictionary confirms you should always stick with ‘the jig is up’.”
(Referring to paragraph 4 of the story)
/showme isn’t working, is it?
@therealjrn Here’s the image you requested for “isn t working, is [object Object]”
I’ve gotta ask. Why does it look like that?
@Benjamax
Why does what look like what?
@Lynnerizer Like a foot piece for a mummy’s sarcophagus.
Or possibly a restraint for a comic hero/villain called Ostrich Man