It's A Cuisina-rathon!

Howdy all! If you’re just tuning in, we’re doing a Cuisina-rathon today. Basically, it’s a little Meh-rathon of only Cuisinart products. That’s right, until midnight eastern time, we’re selling nothing but steeply discounted stuff from one of the leading kitchen brands out there. And what goes best with Cuisinart products? How about even more Cuisinart products? Like the ones currently available in SideDeal’s Cuisinart Kitchen Essentials sale. Oh, and btw, if you want save a little money over there, check out with the code MEHRATHON for 20% off. That’s good for today only, on any SideDeal purchase (excluding the daily deals).

As for this product, well look, we don’t need to tell you how great Cuisinart stuff is. You already know that. But we can help you with an important step of kitchen appliance ownership: naming!

This coffee machine with a steel carafe is going to churn out pots much the same way that certain bestselling authors churn out books. So you could call it:

Danielle Steel

Or, you could say that the caffeine it provides is almost like an anti-virus software for the human body. In which case, a great name would be:

John McOfee

Of course, these are just our ideas. If you have your own suggestions, feel free to add them in the comments.