BioBidet Good/Better/Best Bidet Bonzana
- Three bidet models with escalating levels of butt-pampering features
- The A3, features a self-cleaning nozzle and a low price
- The BBC-270, connects to your hot water for delightfully warm ass washing
- The UB-4800, is absurd. It has a heated seat, oscillating spray mode, kid’s mode (whatever that means), and adjustable nozzle. Plus it warms its own water and primes it for immediate use. Oh, and of course it has a wireless touch remote, so you can mount it on your wall or wherever.
- Whichever option you choose, you’ll never go back
- Model: A3, BBC-270, UB-4800* (For your consideration for Model Number Of the Year, 2017: A badass heated toilet seat with a model number that reads like a futuristic version of UB-40. C’est vraiment magnifique)
Flush With Features
Last time we sold bidets there was some grumbling in the forum that we didn’t offer an option with warm water.
“My bum deserves a warm shower just like the rest of me,” was the gist.
Well consider your wish granted, ye of refined posterior – and then some. We’re offering the same bidet as last time (the A3), as well as one with warm water (the BB-270 Duo), but that’s not all…
We’re also selling a top-of-the-line toilet seat (UB-4800 Divine) that heats its own water and has a heated seat, oscillating spray functionality, kid’s mode (?), and adjustable nozzle.
(If you’ve ever been to Japan you understand why we emphasized the heated seat in particular. It’s life-changing. If you’ve never been to Japan, think of how it feels when you sit in the warm spot where a pet was sleeping. No imagine experiencing that feeling directly on your butt every time you sat down.)
So if you were one of those who hemmed and hawed about the lack of heated water options last time and you’re still not biting, that’s fine. You just want a dirty butt. No judgment here – to each their own. Just don’t blame the lack of features in the bidets we’re offering for your own deep-seated aversion to cleanliness.
To everyone else: Welcome to the club.
