Tonight, On The Hallmehrk Channel (Pt. 7)

Here we are! The final night of our Hallmehrk movie marathon, and we’re closing it out with one heck of a double header!

Every Christmas, Belinda (Abby-Gail Railson) gets a lot of great gifts. Her father (Xarles Putt) gives her a pony to add to her ever expanding stable, the construction of which was a gift from her rich fiancé (Gilroy Longly). And it’s no secret around the office of the popular magazine where she works that Belinda always earns the biggest bonus!

So, when she receives a pair of Dickies Work Socks as part of an office Secret Santa exchange, she’d naturally be unimpressed, right? Wrong! Because how could her Secret Santa have known about the notoriously poor circulation in her feet, the lingering affect of a traumatic accident on a frozen pond decades ago, of which she has not told a single soul? And more to the point: does this mean that this unknown coworker might be her real true love? Find out in… Secret Santa Admirer!

Famed director Grentz Miregwentz once again brings his dazzling claymation vision to life. This time, his subject is Squiggy The Snake (voiced by Patrack Tamothy Smath). Squiggy is feeling down. After all, it’s hard enough to make friends when you’re the only snake at Santa’s workshop, let alone a snake that shoots lasers from his mouth whenever he laughs.

But when Santa (voiced by Sir Bartlett Cronline) hears that the evil Grop (voiced by Tawdly Heartfine) and his band of dragon-riding sky pirates are plotting to hold him up while he makes his Christmas Eve journey–well, Squiggy might be just the co-pilot he needs. And if Squiggy’s in a sour mood, then it’s a good thing that quirky wise-cracking reindeer groomer Ashley (voiced by comedian Lizzy Grapes) is coming along too. With more zingers than Santa has toys, she’s bound to make anyone–even a quasi-magical depressive snake–laugh out loud!

This Christmas, sparks will fly in… Snake’s On A Sleigh!

Thanks all for tuning into Hallmehrk’s Christmas movie marathon. We hope you’ve enjoyed this year’s programming. Check back tomorrow, to hear about the newest title we’ve acquired!