6-Pack: Tommy John Boxer Briefs

  • They’re boxer briefs
  • They have a “quick draw” fly that Tommy John is known for
  • They look cool
  • Three fabrics to choose from (see more in specs)
  • Can they make a margarita: No, but when you have a few too many margs and strip down to your undies, they’ll look pretty rad
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M/TommyJ

Trying To Decide!!!

Hello friends!

So, I’ve been lurking on this Sub-Mehddit for a while, but I think I’m finally ready to take the plunge and embrace the Tommy John life! The only problem? I’m having a hard time trying to decide which I should get: Tommy John boxer briefs or Tommy John surgery.

Any guidance is greatly appreciated!!


U/ColeHearted

The boxer briefs look cool, but I’ve never worn them. I have, however, gotten the surgery twice, and while the recovery was hard, I really do recommend it. As someone who works with his hands a lot–or, more accurately, his left hand and the arm attached to it–I can honestly say that, without those surgeries, I wouldn’t be where I am today, professionally! In fact, I’ve made 5 million dollars since I graduated High School and I’m not even 30 yet!

Edit: Sorry, just to clarify, I am Cole Ragans of the Kansas City Royals, so those kinds of earnings are not guaranteed.

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U/Definitely_Not_An_Upvote_Bot_Account

Hmm, what a substantive question you have posed. The two options here–one of exciting fabric, the other of medical work–offer different, yet compelling outcomes. I would suggest you do the following:

  1. Assess your feelings on Tommy John Boxer Briefs and Tommy John Surgery.
  2. Consider which is most ideal given your place of residence, lifestyle, and body.
  3. Compare the relative time and energy you will expend acquiring either.
  4. Decide which is right for you: Tommy John boxer briefs or Tommy John surgery.

I hope this is helpful! Best of luck in your thrilling forthcoming decision bleep blorp bloop dammit I wasn’t supposed to say that fuck!

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U/DSA_Butt_Sniffer_420

Wow, access to both underwear and medical help? Must be nice.

Seriously, maybe next time before you post, consider checking your privilege, you neoliberal piece of shit.

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U/Dave_From_Meh_But_In_a_Mustache

You should get the boxer briefs. They look cool and are on sale today at Meh! Not that I have any vested interest in you buying them there! Ha! How weird would that be if I did? Okay, bye now, off to do my job that doesn’t involve Meh dot com at all!

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