$75 - $172 (for 6) at Amazon
Cool Cotton 4" | Cool Cotton 6"
Performance 6" | Cotton Basics 6"
6-Pack: Tommy John Boxer Briefs
- They’re boxer briefs
- They have a “quick draw” fly that Tommy John is known for
- They look cool
- Three fabrics to choose from (see more in specs)
- Can they make a margarita: No, but when you have a few too many margs and strip down to your undies, they’ll look pretty rad
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M/TommyJ
Trying To Decide!!!
Hello friends!
So, I’ve been lurking on this Sub-Mehddit for a while, but I think I’m finally ready to take the plunge and embrace the Tommy John life! The only problem? I’m having a hard time trying to decide which I should get: Tommy John boxer briefs or Tommy John surgery.
Any guidance is greatly appreciated!!
U/ColeHearted
The boxer briefs look cool, but I’ve never worn them. I have, however, gotten the surgery twice, and while the recovery was hard, I really do recommend it. As someone who works with his hands a lot–or, more accurately, his left hand and the arm attached to it–I can honestly say that, without those surgeries, I wouldn’t be where I am today, professionally! In fact, I’ve made 5 million dollars since I graduated High School and I’m not even 30 yet!
Edit: Sorry, just to clarify, I am Cole Ragans of the Kansas City Royals, so those kinds of earnings are not guaranteed.
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U/Definitely_Not_An_Upvote_Bot_Account
Hmm, what a substantive question you have posed. The two options here–one of exciting fabric, the other of medical work–offer different, yet compelling outcomes. I would suggest you do the following:
- Assess your feelings on Tommy John Boxer Briefs and Tommy John Surgery.
- Consider which is most ideal given your place of residence, lifestyle, and body.
- Compare the relative time and energy you will expend acquiring either.
- Decide which is right for you: Tommy John boxer briefs or Tommy John surgery.
I hope this is helpful! Best of luck in your thrilling forthcoming decision bleep blorp bloop dammit I wasn’t supposed to say that fuck!
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U/DSA_Butt_Sniffer_420
Wow, access to both underwear and medical help? Must be nice.
Seriously, maybe next time before you post, consider checking your privilege, you neoliberal piece of shit.
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U/Dave_From_Meh_But_In_a_Mustache
You should get the boxer briefs. They look cool and are on sale today at Meh! Not that I have any vested interest in you buying them there! Ha! How weird would that be if I did? Okay, bye now, off to do my job that doesn’t involve Meh dot com at all!