Chew And Go

Run gum! It’s gum you chew to run!

By which we mean, it’s caffeinated. So you can chew it before you workout–or during your workout–and it’ll get you totally amped to burn some calories and break a sweat.

Also, it’s minty. So it’ll refresh your mouth a little in the middle of the day.

And, hey, speaking of refreshing, that’s a great segue to talk about the Refresh Every Room Sale going on now at SideDeal. Think of it like a stick of minty gum for your house’s figurative onion breath.

(Okay, fine, we might’ve stretched the analogy a bit thin there. Sorry.)

The above link will give you the full smorgasbord of deals, but we think it’s easier to navigate when broken down by room. Here are the areas you can refresh:

The Bedroom - Everything from pillows and comforter sets to sleep soundly in/on, alarm clocks to wake you up from that sound sleep and send you into the meat grinder of working life, essential oil diffusers to chill you out as you stumble into said meat grinder, and much more! Hell, there are even pajama pants and slippers. Or, as those of you who have transitioned fully to WFH know them: pants and shoes.

The Kitchen - Espresso machines, ice cream makers, rapid cold brew coffee brewers, avocado cubing tools, and a wide variety of other things you’ll use once and then sell in a tag sale fifteen years from now! Also: some legitimately useful stuff, like knives and toasters and the like.

The Patio/Yard/Garden - Ah yes, the backyard and patio! Everyone’s favorite room in the house! Sure, the carpet needs a lot of maintenance, and the thermostat doesn’t do shit, and sometimes the ceiling turns a mean color and sprays you with water an electricity. But overall, it’s one of the best places to be, especially this time of year. And why not make it even better with some bulbs (the flower kind), light fixtures, grill gear, and other great outdoor products.

Very cool, right?

Just like your mouth will feel after you chew some run gum! (We are killing the segues today, huh?)

Anyway, buy some stuff, any stuff.