May 14th - 15th 2026 IRK Reveal
20Received 1/2 hour ago via FedEx. I feared the worst, that meh would set the expectations low with the first ones so people would be overjoyed to receive their box of condoms.
Ordered on May 14th. Shipped out May 15th, before the meh-rathon was frickin’ over.
The goodies:
Coldfire by Illure Faux - Fire Tabletop decor
Lockly Flex Touch Deadbolt. Key-free. One finger access with auto lock.
Maas 32 oz. acrylic double walled tumbler
Maxim 12 pack Taylor Made condoms 9/29/26 date. Better get busy. Need to use with the 144 I got in April’s IRK. Same date on these. Don’t know if it’s best by, use by, or expires by date. Let’s see. 20 weeks comes to 7.8 per week or 1-1/7 per day. Not going to happen.
Taupe and green IRK bag
Mandalorian and Grogu crown. Not included in the IRK but was lying on my porch chair so I thought I’d include it and give a shout out to Burger King and Grogu.
I’ll actually be able to use this stuff. Maybe not the condoms. Thank you meh.

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I don’t think LPL has reviewed that particular Lockly but he did say “not terrible” for a different one – which is pretty good praise from LPL.
Off topic but something I’ve long wondered; why can’t the meh programmers make the images interactive (like Woot!) where you just click the image to enlarge it??
Having to right-click and select “open image in new tab” is frustrating when you want a more detailed look. Does Woot! own the rights to the coding required for that process? Sure would be nice if meh could do this. End of rant.
Carry on good mehtizens and continue to post the lousy IRK contents reveals. Thankfully, I couldn’t find 3 items worth purchasing during the lastest offering so my streak of 4 consecutive IRK duds has ended! Yea!!

@MrGoodGuy on my phone I can zoom in on images without opening a new tab. Not sure about on my computer since I am always on my phone when on Meh.com.
@cbilyak You can zoom in (and out) on your computer with your keyboard by holding down the “Ctrl” key and pressing the “+” and “-” keys to reach your desired size. It’s a bit of a hassle but works OK. Only thing though is in the post below by opening the pic in a new tab the photo can be super-sized by clicking the magnifying glass that appears. The image size is determined by whatever size was uploaded by the poster. In this instance, the image is 4080 x 3072. The image in the 1st post is 3024 x 3024 that also can be enlarged with the magnifying glass icon.
I got:
Obligatory IRK bag
Box of gold under eye masks
2 three packs of face masks (I put vicks in them when sick to help me breathe and I am sick right now so perfect)
Heated back wrap - will totally use
Silk screening kit (not in pic, daughter nabbed it already)
@cbilyak Silk screening kit? That sounds cool!
@cbilyak Feel better soon!
1 Tan IRK bag (priceless though not my fav color)

1 24K Gold eye masks ($8 or $.27/ounce (similar brand on Amazon)
1 M Girdle type thing ($?)
1 Alignmed Posture Shirt 2.0 Zipper for Men ($109 = Holy Fuck!)
1 Turtle bracelet ($?)
1 Etoile Luxory Velvet Bath Robe ($315 = Extreme Holy Fuck!)
/giphy Holy Fucks

@fjp999 that bath robe is amazeballs. After all the manual labor I’ve been putting in the last few weeks on the property, I’d be puttin that bad boy to use! I have been abstaining from the IRKs these last few months because they’ve been pretty terrible but it seems as though you’ve won the irk lottery with that one!
@sillyheathen If we can manage it is all yours for the cheap price of $30 + shipping. Do you happen to live near Western PA?
Tan irk bag
Hose
Screen print kit
Broken fidget
32 oz pink tumbler
Some n95 masks
Tan IRK bag
13 bags of cough drops (Expire date January 2026)
Plantar fasciitis thingies, size small (too small for my gunboat feet)
Hammacher Schlemmer Cordless Circular Saw and Grinder (I had to laugh about this, because I nearly bought it during the mehrathon)
Sunbeam Revive 3 in one Iron, Steamer, and Fabric Shaver
Joyfar Power Bank
@mskateia That’s a pretty sweet score!
I got:
Tan IRK bag
24K Gold Eye Masks
Fidget keychain
Trophy Skin BrightenMD Multi-function Tool
Laegendary Sprint 1/10 scale RC car !!!
The wife will claim the IRK bag and maybe the beauty items. I’m not too sure about the Trophy Skin thing, the box was smashed and I’m not sure what the scribbled Sharpie message is supposed to be. We’ve already gotten several of those Fidget keychains, this one will go on the pile.
But the RC car is very cool! I thought it was broken, but it turns out half my AAAs have gone bad. This thing is crazy fast, we tried to play with it in the living room, but a just a quick squeeze sent it flying into the furniture. I’m going to go play with it on the sidewalk, see how fast it’ll go!
Thanks Meh!
@martinam you win with the remote control car!!!
@martinam now that would’ve been a fun one to receive even if it drove my dogs insane.
@martinam
You got something pretty cool, the trophy skin thing looks pretty cool.
There was regret. I thought at first it was a box full of lozenges, but fortunately (regretfully?) there were other things in the box. There’s way more than $30 of value of there, but…
-12 bags of Jakeman’s Throat & Chest Honey Lemon Flavored Lozenges - I’ll keep some and I don’t know what I’ll do with the rest.
-TV Slimming Tummy Trimmer (size L) - donate
-Oclean Spark Sonic Electric Toothbrush - I’ll keep it until I use up the six brush heads that came with it. The box had been opened, but none of the brush heads packages had been opened.
-Reathlete Air-C Full Compression Leg Massager - Pretty cool, but I don’t think I’ll ever use it, just like I don’t use the neck, shoulder, and back massager I got in another IRK a while back. The box had been opened and taped up by a toddler, I think.
I’ll probably end up donating it.
-Another IRK bag - I have way too many of these, but they seem to wear out quickly, so I’ll add this to the IRK bag full of IRK bags.
@ItalianScallion idk about that particular brand, but my husband has some compression leg massagers I found him on Amazon and he LOVES them. He works loooooong days(sometimes 16hrs) walking running jumping or whatever he has to do that particular moment (he works at a max security prison and they get a bit crazy from time to time lol) on concrete floors n stairs. His feet and legs are killing him by the time he makes it home. After getting out of icky work clothes/boots and showering he puts them on immediately and lets em run two cycles. They help him immensely. Ive tried em myself bc im a sucker for a good massage and on high intensity they felt gooooooood!
@ItalianScallion I’m so intrigued with that leg massager dohickey. Seems pretty rad but maybe it’s not what it seems.
Hope you’re well my friend.
@ItalianScallion
You can always save that cool stuff for the next meh exchange. I try and save something cool to send people.
sooooooooo much lube…
@mikibell
Slip Sliding Awaaaayy!! 
Photo later but a little less regrettable than the last one. No condoms at least.
Tan and green irk bag
two size small blue and white striped t shirts - will donate
One universal outlet. If it’s not surge protected I can use it as an additional outlet on cruises
Six microfiber camping towels. I already have one from a previous irk.
One screen printing kit. I haven’t looked at it in great detail. I might try to create my own stencils.
@ironcheftoni the screen printing kit sounds fun!
Extremely meh.
Got the tan bag of course. And nine p95 masks, which are non niosh certified and expired 4 years ago so they went straight in the trash can. Got a pillow which I have no use for but can probably regift. A USB a to micro b cable, which I tossed. And the same 24K gold face mask that everybody else is reporting. Which also went in the trash.
All at all absolutely nothing I’m going to use and only one item worth regifting. You know guys, I think you may have finally done it. This may actually have cured my IRK obsession.
My Forth IRK
I can hear my Caribbean mother now “you does like to waste-up yuh money boy”
For the first three of the year maybe so… but this forth time might have a little charm…
Two (more) Eye Masks
Six Face Masks
Six Fidget Flashlight Keychains
Two Five-Packs of TrackR Pixels
Romp All Purpose Grooming Wipes for Pets
Lifestyle Advanced Levitate High Definition Wireless Headphones
Beige Rage IRK Bag
The headphones alone are $20 on morningsave so I think I got myself a premium IRK, I ain’t too mad at it
@Junior305
And I read that in a Caribbean accent.
My IRK arrived today! Photographed in situ because I only have time for a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper:
Thanks, Meh!
P.S. That ARK light came with a brochure for a Pixxi animated laser light show…I’m going to need you to get on a supply of those, Meh!
I lost my IRK virginity today, and I LOVED every single bit/moment. Unfortunately I didnt think to take pics, or even write down the brands because of all the excitement. I’ll have my husband do that tomorrow when he gets in from work, as Im in bed recovering from 2 major emergency surgeries within a week. This suprize box was EXACTLY what I needed to lift my spirits!(Im totally jealous of those of you saying you got screen printing kits as my crafty daughter and myself both would have loved that! PSA if anyone gets one and doesn’t want it, Id love to work something out with you!) Anyway…what i got:
●My very 1st IRK bag-super nice bag but blah colors. Keeping
●Condoms! My need for those has long passed, but with 3 active young adults in the house they won’t go to waste! Keeping
●A super nice humidifier which we really needed and almost bought one the day prior to 1st surgery but I told the man of the house to wait and let me see if I could find a better deal online.(its funny how stuff like that works!) Keeping
●An electric neck and shoulder heating pad with multiple settings and a washable cover.(using it currently actually)Keeping
●A set of womens jammies that felt so incredibly soft and luxurious they felt incredible and i have nothing like em in my drawers. Sadly, I am not a size small so I won’t get to enjoy these. That’s okay though I will donate them and someone else most definitely will. Donating
@PurrpetualNap hope you feel better soon.
@Cerridwyn thank you so very much
@PurrpetualNap
Glad to pop your cherry with you. Looks like you got some nice stuff you needed. Hopefully you heal fast.
@PurrpetualNap Check your whispers.
Not gonna waste effort on a pic.
One large and very ugly bedspread with matching large ugly shams. Will get donated.
One small device charging stand of unknown origins, no box or brand name. Went in the trash.
One tan IRK bag.
I really shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up seeing the screen printing kits and leg massagers. Meh.
@Pony just come to Oregon and you can screen print with me in my shop and I can send you home with all of the craziness I have curated for your reciprocal box.






I LOVE YOU MEH


I received:
1-RCA Dash Cam! Very Needed/Husband Loves too!
1-Queen Bedspread-My daughter stole!
2-Reusable Silicone Bags-My husband wanted to order
12 Bags-Throat lozenges
1-Tan/Green IRK Bag
THANKS MEH



Dog and I just sitting on the front porch, enjoying the fresh scent and somewhat cooler breeze (and the fact that apparently the hordes of mosquitoes got washed away by the early morning thunder storm), when the FEDEX guy appeared from the side of the house, IRK box in hand.
Got 6 things.
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-A realessentials soft long-sleeved shirt, size M. Will be a bit snug on me, but maybe I can use it as a pj top when (if) night temps ever get below 70 again. (Provided I don’t have a large supper.) Color forest green. Appropriately matches the bag color!
Aside from bags, seems to be as good as my last 3 IRKS combined, so I’m glad I chanced it this time. Thanks Meh.
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Yes, I know I said I was done with them. I was mistaken.
Sunbeam steam-iron-shave thingie
IRK bag
Hammacher-Schlemmer fleecy-lined sandalthings.
Face and neck masks that claim to be cordless; will offer to the stepdaughter.
I am under no illusions about why these ended up in an IRK. Space in the pallet rack is more valuable. On the other hand, none of it was genuinely broken or expired, although the masks reek of herpetoleates to me. Overall, relatively low on the R scale.
@werehatrack
ISWYDT
Typical regret.

2 boxes of eye masks - i get it meh, my eyes are puffy but i’m not willing to do anything about it!
1 power bank - box was so heavily taped i am not hopefully about the power bank actually working.
2 trackR pixels - OMG, I thought we were finally in the clear from receiving these as the eye masks and pet wipes seemed to be the new trackRs (at least i can use the pet wipes), but here they are again?!?!?
1 opened slimming & body shaping undergarment and 1 loose undergarment/bra thing.
1 savvy cie jewels which is a pouch that seems to contain some costume jewelry.
1 luminara real flame effect candle (box is a bit crushed)
1 tan IRK bag - probably about the best most useful thing in the box!
Pretty awesome IRK- way better than the ‘in the wild’ variant.
I got:
1 green and tan IRK bag
1 Wise Owl Camping Towel
1 Pogo All-in-one Universal Adapter
and the really cool piece…,
1 Sharper Image Purify 3 Air Purifier
in plastic with instructions. Sick!
Damn, that’s a good IRK. I can use all this stuff
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
@thenewlight
Nothing super terrible, nothing particularly exciting and/super useful… 100% pure meh
I’ll get over it.
Thanks Meh
Pretty meh this time:
One box Romp wipes; they expired in 2024, so the shelters won’t accept them, so they went in the trash.
Two USB-A to Micro USB cables; someone might thrift something that needs that size, so they’ll be donated.
One International Report t-shirt, white with anchors, size small; I’ve already received one and given it to my brother, so this one will be donated.
Eight fidget flashlight keychains.
Gold under-eye patches; I turned 62 yesterday, so I’ll need those.
Tan IRK bag.
Gold under-eye patches
5 men’s small shirts blue and white
Electric grill
Beige irk bag
@robteaboy the electric grill sounds nice if it works.
@robteaboy
Heck yeah, electric grill.
@ironcheftoni I haven’t tested it yet, but it’s one of these
I received my sparsely filled IRK box. Even though there are very few items, it is still filled with regret – especially the regret of buying this.
• Tan and green IRK bag
• Real Essentials brand blue men’s shirt size M
• No name wireless MagSafe charging stand
• Cheap Lifeware HD Ultra-Slim Dashboard Camera
• Smashed box with a Conair ExtremeSteam handheld fabric steamer
So glad I didn’t bite at the chance at buying a 5th consecutive dud IRK! Couldn’t find even 2 items worth buying in the whole 2-day meh-IRK-athon so it was an EZ (and money saving) pass!
Mine came a few days ago but i was busy. When I was opening it I got so excited bc I thought it was an air fryer but I’m getting new stove and that will be a feature on it. We’ll see how well it works. Anyways, I got brand new bread oven (cuisninart) looks pretty nice, international plug, eye patches and bag. Just happy it’s not condoms
@Star2236 SCORE! I love my bread machine (not from Meh.) It makes it so easy. You can use it for “dough only” too and make pizza dough or dough for rolls, etc. Really nice!
@Kyeh
I was reading that in the recipe book that came with.
Much better haul than last time. Bigfoot (not included) approves.
Khaki Irk bag with green print.
Clothes steamer - now I have 3, because I bought one & then got one in a previous Irk. Not mad though because they’re useful for cleaning. I had a sticky hardened spill in my fridge and it worked well for that.
More faux candles (probably the 4th time I’ve gotten some?) But these are the prettiest ones so far, I like them.
Hammacher Schlemmer “Cordless Triple Therapy Back Massager” in a heavily retaped box - I haven’t tested it yet, but it would be nice if it works because my brother’s having back pain right now.
So no real regret this time around!
Although I was kind of hoping to get that screen printing kit.
@Kyeh I see at least 3 have mentioned receiving the screen printing kit but no one has posted a pic of it. Curious to see if it’s a good one or a cheap version.
@MrGoodGuy Yeah, me too.
@Kyeh not a bad haul! Bigfoot is cute
@Kyeh you can come screen print here.
@sillyheathen Ooo, I WILL one of these days, thank you!
@Kyeh @MrGoodGuy
I wanted to see it too.
@Kyeh you’d better! Drag @pony with you. Also that Bigfoot plush is adorable. I was super jelly until I realized it wasn’t part of the irk.

@Pony @sillyheathen
Bigfoot is standing in for my late cat. I did once get a huge stuffed Minion in an Irk, though!
No pics but I got my box last week
2 boxes of under eye patches (score!! - I wear them while working as long as I dont have a teams call)
Loads of lube - hit the trash
1 bottle of hand wash lemon scented
1 heavy duty backpack -
Not bad
@tinamarie1974 Wow! That looks like it would be a good travel pack. Which color did you get?
@Kyeh it is black and VERY sturdy. I am wondering how well it will work for my next business trip. Would be easier than the giant tote I currently use
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 They hold a ton of stuff. My last flight I saw several of these stuffed to the max. They probably weighed 50 pounds!
@milstarr @tinamarie1974 Sounds like an excellent score!
I had the immediate regret that it promised as soon as I opened the box. I received;
5 size small blue & white striped shirts
4 Wise Owl biodegradable towels
1 set of under eyes patches
1 universal plug adapter
1 tan irk bag
1 huge sigh of regret
I feel like I have earned the $5.00 coupons I have yet to receive.
Thanks Meh and Sidedeal!
It’s not from this irk as I didn’t order one this time but it’s from a previous irk. I was sent a welding shirt ages ago and I finally got to put it to use. My friend got me a welding by class for my birthday and I went the other day. Super fun. Made me laugh when the guy running it complimented the shirt.
I got the usual stuff plus this:

I’ve been hoping for a set of flatware in an irk. Maybe not a set of 101. So many spoons. It’s 18/10 so I guess good quality but pretty lightweight. I will never run out of spoons again.
THANKS SO MUCH, THIS ONE IS A WINNER!
@sammydog01 Woohoo! You finally got FLATWARE! Amazing!
Slightly more regretful of a kit than normal
I finally got my Irk from May and got the blue remote control car, 3 or 4 of the face mask packs, eye mask, micro usb cord, IRK bag … did not break even. Still just bought the one for July.