Ain’t no such a thing as a fake exmas tree that I’m gonna lay out six hundred bucks for. It could dance the macarena, make pitchers of margaritas, and play Mannheim Steamroller over Bluetooth and I still wouldn’t buy it.
Can’t find any reviews for these. At these prices… Hard pill to swallow. The mark up seems like mattress level. Or the aquarium/zoo photo packages where they take your photo as you walk in, print out everything, and then con you into spending $35 for a 10 cent print. They end up throwing away 500 that day, but will still make a profit as long as they can trick 30 people into spending $35. How many $600 trees will it take to make a profit today meh? 6? . Send me a private message with your bottom price for the 7.5 foot tree. Ill pay the 10 cent price… Not the $35… Unless it’s actually $35… Then I would spend $35! Thanks!!
Specs
Product: The 21-Function Northern Lights Tree (4.5, 7.5, or 9-foot)
Model: 4.5’: SYT46O003 / 7.5’: SYT76O003 / 9’: SYT90O003
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Nov 5 - Monday, Nov 9
ok, I think I grew northern lights that looked like this a couple years ago.
How heavy are these? They’d look great hanging from the ceiling to keep the pets (and toddlers!) away!!
/showme acid trip christmas morning sfw r crumb style black and white
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Ain’t no such a thing as a fake exmas tree that I’m gonna lay out six hundred bucks for. It could dance the macarena, make pitchers of margaritas, and play Mannheim Steamroller over Bluetooth and I still wouldn’t buy it.
Can’t find any reviews for these. At these prices… Hard pill to swallow. The mark up seems like mattress level. Or the aquarium/zoo photo packages where they take your photo as you walk in, print out everything, and then con you into spending $35 for a 10 cent print. They end up throwing away 500 that day, but will still make a profit as long as they can trick 30 people into spending $35. How many $600 trees will it take to make a profit today meh? 6?
. Send me a private message with your bottom price for the 7.5 foot tree. Ill pay the 10 cent price… Not the $35… Unless it’s actually $35… Then I would spend $35! Thanks!!
I’ll have to pass. I don’t think my pacemaker can survive those Christmas trees on steroids.