Each pouch delivers 7g of protein and fiber from 100% plant-forward, gluten-free ingredients to keep you energized and satisfied wherever your day takes you
Made with naturally sourced, Non-GMO ingredients like dried edamame, roasted cashews, and black chickpeas, this savory snack mix provides wholesome nutrition in every crunchy bite
Designed for busy lifestyles, these portable snack pouches fit easily into your bag, lunchbox, or purse so you can enjoy healthy snacking anytime, anywhere
Gluten-free, Non-GMO, and keto-friendly, this smart snack blend supports a variety of diet goals while delivering a deliciously satisfying crunch
Why can’t I find the nutrition label anywhere online? That seems like an obvious thing to show when selling food, but it isn’t even in the manufacturer’s website.
@jmiller2523@truist
Here’s a screenshot from a short YouTube video with them that shows allergen info. It’s the Sea Salt flavor, says “Contains: Soy, Tree Nut (Cashew)” and “Processed in a facility that also processes Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Wheat, Soy, Sesame, Egg, and Milk Products.”
Here’s the Amazon review that convinced me that I was right to have alreqady decided to give these a pass:
Bought two flavors - habanero barbecue and dill pickle. Slight warmth to the habanero, no real flavor for the dill pickle. Far too hard - some of the beans are like having a piece of ceramic in your mouth. Not enough flavor for a salad topper. Ended up picking the very hard edamame (I think that one was the edamame) out of the mix and was basically left with a handful of burnt-looking chickpeas and some broken up cashews. Not large bags, and you have to throw over half the contents away for being too hard. Skip this, try Hippeas or something.
Honestly, there’s a lot of variability in acceptance of high-crunch snack elements, so the comparison to ceramic might be a bit over the top, or it might not. My experience with “healthy snacks” automatically makes me leery of them, and the only experience I’ve had with black chickpeas did not leave me wanting another.
I might had still given it a try if I could get just the habanero bbq flavor, but neither dill pickle nor “sea salt” was inviting, and there’s no single-flavor option. (If there was, I suspect that even more of one flavor would end up in IRKs in August or October.)
@werehatrack for what its worth I have opened about 10 different bags across various best by dates, both these 4.5oz and 1oz bags over on SideDeal. I never came across a tooth breaker – there are crunchier bites for sure but nothing “hard” in my experience
@troy Against my better instincts, I picked up the combo on SD. Perhaps the S.O. and the stepdaughter will want the dill pickle flavor. But the sea salt version just seemed likely to be too meh.
@werehatrack. Got the combo, wife was first guinea pig, said she thought she cracked a tooth on the first bite. Guess I have 11 more bags to gnaw through, hopefully without dental damage. I suppose that’s why they were sold here…
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definition in Merriam Webster: “a person who causes liquor to come out of a container”.
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the second definition in Merriam Webster: “a sliding box or receptacle opened by pulling out and closed by pushing in”
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definition in Merriam Webster: “a person who causes liquor to come out of a container”. In the background is a stuffed teddy bear.
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the third definition in Merriam Webster: “an article of clothing (such as underwear) for the lower body”
Fascinating that dried edamames is the “last” ingredient… even behind silicone dioxide (to prevent caking)… Yet is the 2nd item in the name list. Cashews on the other hand is the first ingredient on the list and the last in the name … I’m so confused …
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Of the three flavors the sea salt has the most benign product ingredient list.
@chienfou It’s because there are only 3 ingredients at the top level and the sub ingredients are grouped with each item. In this case the chickpeas are the only ingredient with the flavor dust on them so all of the sub ingredients are attached to them.
Really poor quality control. Many of the chickpeas were not roasted enough and hard like stones. Could easily cause dental damage. These should not be sold. I was excited to try them, and opened them immediately upon delivery. Huge disappointment! If I don’t get a refund, you won’t hear from me again. With any orders.
Specs
Product: 12-Pack: BeanVIVO Snack Mix (Sea Salt, Dill Pickle & Habanero BBQ)
Model: 850060349102, 850060349027, 850060349058
Condition: New
What’s Included?
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Price Comparison
$79.96 (for 12) at Amazon
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 1 - Wednesday, Jun 3
What are these best by dates?
@allboyshatebras
It’s right above in the specs. Second block or so…
I look at these and wonder what we did wrong to deserve them.
@alacrity Add sour milk, perfect cereal?
/giphy I fart in your general direction

@CraigDanger

Are you looking for this?
BTW… This is the shirt I wore to my last colonoscopy!
@chienfou omg that’s amazing, yes!
@chienfou @CraigDanger Cool, they made me wear a hospital gown to mine. Your GI Doc must really like you…
I’m tempted by the dill pickle ones, but after those chickpea cookies I fear chickpeas
What year meh?
@therealjrn Must be some are good 'til July of 2030 and the others expired in September of 2023??
@MrGoodGuy @therealjrn 7/30/26-9/23/26
@therealjrn @troy I figured that was the case.
@MrGoodGuy
Thanks Troy, you know we had that recent year mix-up with a product
I’m not trying to start anything, just checking
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Hmmm …
/showme squirrels thanking human for BeanVIVO peanut Snack Mix .
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “squirrels thanking human for BeanVIVO peanut Snack Mix .”
@cfg83 @mediocrebot
/showme squirrels farting while thanking human for BeanVIVO peanut Snack Mix.
@mehcuda67 Here’s the image you requested for “squirrels farting while thanking human for BeanVIVO peanut Snack Mix.”
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 Yeah, that’s why I never feed them in enclosed spaces.
Why can’t I find the nutrition label anywhere online? That seems like an obvious thing to show when selling food, but it isn’t even in the manufacturer’s website.
@truist It’s one of the photos, click to the end of the gallery. https://beanvivo.com/products/snack-mix-variety-6-pack
@waisgnaw thank you!
@truist @waisgnaw I’m looking for allergen info. Stuff like this usually says something about peanuts.
@jmiller2523 @truist
Here’s a screenshot from a short YouTube video with them that shows allergen info. It’s the Sea Salt flavor, says “Contains: Soy, Tree Nut (Cashew)” and “Processed in a facility that also processes Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Wheat, Soy, Sesame, Egg, and Milk Products.”
Here’s the Amazon review that convinced me that I was right to have alreqady decided to give these a pass:
Honestly, there’s a lot of variability in acceptance of high-crunch snack elements, so the comparison to ceramic might be a bit over the top, or it might not. My experience with “healthy snacks” automatically makes me leery of them, and the only experience I’ve had with black chickpeas did not leave me wanting another.
I might had still given it a try if I could get just the habanero bbq flavor, but neither dill pickle nor “sea salt” was inviting, and there’s no single-flavor option. (If there was, I suspect that even more of one flavor would end up in IRKs in August or October.)
@werehatrack for what its worth I have opened about 10 different bags across various best by dates, both these 4.5oz and 1oz bags over on SideDeal. I never came across a tooth breaker – there are crunchier bites for sure but nothing “hard” in my experience
@werehatrack Oh! And Habanero-only is available on Sidedeal if that’s your jam
@troy @werehatrack
Or sea salt only here…
@troy Against my better instincts, I picked up the combo on SD. Perhaps the S.O. and the stepdaughter will want the dill pickle flavor. But the sea salt version just seemed likely to be too meh.
@werehatrack. Got the combo, wife was first guinea pig, said she thought she cracked a tooth on the first bite. Guess I have 11 more bags to gnaw through, hopefully without dental damage. I suppose that’s why they were sold here…
I sometimes make purchase decisions that I soon regret. This will be one of those times.
/giphy innocent-nurturing-drawer

/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer
@shahnm Here’s the image you requested for “innocent-nurturing-drawer”
@mediocrebot That is not what I thought of WRT “drawer”…
@shahnm
@mediocrebot @shahnm
She draws upside down. Interesting technique.
@Kyeh @mediocrebot @shahnm She’s drawing upright. The Teddy bear and flowers are upside down.
@Kyeh @mediocrebot @shahnm Yeah, it seems all these AIs are showing off their upside down reading/drawing skillzz.
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 @shahnm @cfg83

/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definition in Merriam Webster: “a person who causes liquor to come out of a container”.
@SSteve Here’s the image you requested for “innocent-nurturing-drawer. By drawer I don t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definition …”
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the second definition in Merriam Webster: “a sliding box or receptacle opened by pulling out and closed by pushing in”
@SSteve Here’s the image you requested for “innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the second definiti…”
@SSteve The same teddy bear showed up!
@Kyeh @SSteve
Lost his bow tie though!
@mediocrebot @SSteve this whole exchange is amazing
@Kyeh @SSteve Yeah, but what about the beer? …
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definition in Merriam Webster: “a person who causes liquor to come out of a container”. In the background is a stuffed teddy bear.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the first definitio…”
@cfg83 @SSteve Whoa - she keeps a liquor decanter in her bedroom? She might need some help with her alcohol problem.
@cfg83 @Kyeh That’s where she hides it from her parents. She looks about sixteen. Interestingly, the booze is coming out of the handle, not the spigot.
/showme innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the third definition in Merriam Webster: “an article of clothing (such as underwear) for the lower body”
@SSteve Here’s the image you requested for “innocent-nurturing-drawer. By “drawer” I don’t mean someone who draws. I mean the third definitio…”
??? - https://sidedeal.com/
@bonnielauria ??? - https://bonnielauria.com/
Bad product name, weird snack. In for 1 anyway
@dpease
You are definitely the meh target audience!
@chienfou you are so right, Meh is lucky to have me @troy any chance you can slip a little extra in my shipment?
Sounds like a recipe for violent liquid feces…
“12-Pack… 12 for $18.” Is that 144 of them, then?
@richrauch 12 bags for $18
Fascinating that dried edamames is the “last” ingredient… even behind silicone dioxide (to prevent caking)… Yet is the 2nd item in the name list. Cashews on the other hand is the first ingredient on the list and the last in the name … I’m so confused …
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Of the three flavors the sea salt has the most benign product ingredient list.
@chienfou It’s because there are only 3 ingredients at the top level and the sub ingredients are grouped with each item. In this case the chickpeas are the only ingredient with the flavor dust on them so all of the sub ingredients are attached to them.
@jkweb3
I totally missed the (3 [levels {of brackets}]). Thanks, that makes more sense!
Holy garbanzo fartsanzo! These should come with a dose of Beano mixed in, then can be sold as Beano-vivo-la-beano.
Really poor quality control. Many of the chickpeas were not roasted enough and hard like stones. Could easily cause dental damage. These should not be sold. I was excited to try them, and opened them immediately upon delivery. Huge disappointment! If I don’t get a refund, you won’t hear from me again. With any orders.
I agree that some of these pieces are pretty hard, enough that I’m anxious about damaging teeth. I’m likely going to toss these.
Tried the Black chickpea Edamame and Cashew. In addition to some being of granite scale hardness, these taste revolting. Into the trash.