4-Pack: iHome Smart Dimmable Lighting
- Smart means they connect to the internet and can turn colors
- You get 4 of them
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?
Could it have been marine biologist, Garla Kilshousen? Nope. It couldn’t be. Because the idea of typing Garla Kilshousen a bunch is too frustrating. I mean, shit, I just copied and pasted it that second time there. Which I could do again. But eventually, I’d copy something else. And then I’d paste that by accident. And I’d either catch the mistake and curse it, or I wouldn’t. And then the final scene would be like:
“Fine, you caught me,” says 4-Pack: iHome Smart Dimmable Lighting.
And how embarrassing would that be? Better to just rule her out now and never discuss her again.