3-Pack: Statik 360 Pro 100W 6-Foot Universal Magnetic Charging Cables
Our Take
- You either need these now
- Or you’ll need them at some point in the future
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?
IRK Sadie Dufresne calls the coroner to check in and see if his examination of the victim has turned up anything new.
“Any updates?” she asks.
“Yes, actually,” the coroner says. “Before he was sprayed with fart spray, and then staked, and then choked with keto brownie bites, and then stabbed with a kitchen knife, he was strangled with a Statik 360 Pro 100W Universal Magnetic Charge Cable. In fact, I’d say the killer used three of them.”
“Good work, doctor,” Sadie replies. “That’s very helpful information.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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