Sorry, Dads!

What we have here is pretty simple. You get 3 13" pillows, each one sewed to look like a popular emoji. And by emoji, of course, we’re referring to those hilarious little symbols on your phone! Following the path blazed by emoticons (the small faces and gestures that could be rendered with a basic keyboard) emojis offer so many more fun expressions!

Of course, for many of you, this is all basic stuff, but we just wanted to cover our bases in case there a few FPFs out there, accessing this site via the Windows desktop they have set up in their home office.

Yes, that’s right, FPFs, or: Flip Phone Fathers. These men of a certain age stopped upgrading their cell phone at some point in the mid aughts, and as such, have little to no understanding of modern texting technique.

So, to all the FPFs out there, we’d like to say: we’re sorry if you feel excluded. And furthermore, we want you to know that we’re doing our best to bring you into the fold by sourcing some pillows that accurately reflect your texting habits for the next time we run this sale.

For example:

This one, showing your response to anything from “Dinner’s ready” to “She said yes! We’re engaged!!!”

Or this one, for when someone says something confusing, sends you a message that was intended for someone else, or challenges your world view.

Or finally this one, which is what you see whenever you try to join in on the “silly little picture game” your children seem to be playing in the family text chain.

Look for those options next time, dads! And for the rest of you, enjoy these emoji pillows!