2-Pack: EatNeat Knife Set with Cutting Board & Knife Sharpener

  • Some nice sharp knives
  • Couple cutting boards
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?


IRK Sadie Dufresne calls the coroner to check in and see if his examination of the victim has turned up anything new.

“Any idea the cause of death?” she asks.

“Appears that he was stabbed,” the coroner says.

“What gives you that idea?” Sadie asks.

“Mostly the stab wounds,” says the coroner. “And the EatNeat Knife in his back. You know, one of the ones that usually comes with a cutting board.”

“Good work, doctor,” Sadie replies. “That’s very helpful information.”

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