2-Pack: Butt Muffler Bamboo Charcoal Seat Cushions

  • You think you’re an adult with refined taste
  • And then the company you write copy for sells something called a “Butt Muffler” and you can’t stop laughing
  • Literally, you get a pair of cushions that absorb farts
  • And other bad odors too
  • Model: 8UTT-WHY
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They're Called Butt Mufflers

In honor of this 2-pack of Butt Mufflers (finally, cushions that don’t hold your farts against you) and “A Complete Breakfast” (two designs celebrating the most important meal of the day, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Breakfast Joke of Bountiful Stupidity

Thus concludes:

A Breakfast Joke of Bountiful Stupidity

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 51843 of you visited.
  • 53% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3312 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 584 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $9438 total.
  • (including shipping)

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