2-Pack: Butt Muffler Bamboo Charcoal Seat Cushions
- You think you’re an adult with refined taste
- And then the company you write copy for sells something called a “Butt Muffler” and you can’t stop laughing
- Literally, you get a pair of cushions that absorb farts
- And other bad odors too
- Model: 8UTT-WHY
They're Called Butt Mufflers
In honor of this 2-pack of Butt Mufflers (finally, cushions that don’t hold your farts against you) and “A Complete Breakfast” (two designs celebrating the most important meal of the day, available now from Mediocritee), we present:
A Breakfast Joke of Bountiful Stupidity
Thus concludes:
A Breakfast Joke of Bountiful Stupidity
And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!
