OK, I understand the charcoal. But what does the bamboo do for you?? And do these make a “farty” noise when you sit on them?? (In that case, I might buy them.
To avoid flatulence escaping around the filter we recommend that you stand with your legs together and try to let your wind out slowly.
When sitting, keep your knees together and sit upright so that flatulence cannot escape forward.
If your Shreddies fit correctly and you ensure that your flatulence passes through the rear panel all odor will be removed.
@CatsAreGods@Kidsandliz@tweezak@ybmuG As I recall, that advice related to using an aspirin for birth control: that you should grip the tablet firmly between the knees.
@ybmuG Have you tried Devrom? I don’t know if it works for everyone, but it absolutely works for my husband, particularly the garlic/onion powder farts (which are so bad they’ve woken me up from a deep sleep)! He does have to take it before he eats, and he does still fart, it’s just not a horrible cloud of misery.
@phendrick, if this pillow only lasts you a few days then maybe you shouldn’t buy any, butt you could stock up on a few thou- sand Masks ! They are selling pretty cheap right now!! FOL! 🩲�
@narfcake, well, narf, I hope this Woot dealer Is reputable because in trying to purchase a Tee shirt, I gave them All of my credit card info, including the CCV # & THEN they told me, in so many words, they’re Sold Out!! That’s Great!! So, I guess I better google them & check their reviews to see if they are up & up. Do you, narf cake, know about this co?
@iggy71, No, No, No, iggy, ya need @ least 6 two-pks, so’s to stay fresh with 1 new 1 a mo per yr & Meanwhile you can let the used ones air out, + if ya didn’t fart that month, on the pillow, then you have those as spares if ya doodid more than simply fart, if ya gets my drift… JSYFK, extra fart pillows Always come in handy for any buttocks, or car seat!! FOL!!
@jmbunkin, Yes, the pillows are only 12"x12", so you’re ok, but if the accommodations ain’t discreet then it may tend to appear you did more than just fart; in other words, !!
I don’t go on a single road trip without these because the last thing I want is for my wife to be woken up by my gas station food bowel movements and then have her nagging my ear off during the next leg of our journey and taking away my opportunity for a peaceful drive. A happy life isn’t really a happy wife since chances of her ever being truly happy in our marriage is unlikely, a happy life is simply just an asleep wife(disclaimer for the new generation of assumers and judgers, I am talking about naturally asleep, not sedated with alcohol and or pills, I am well aware that the good old years are long gone and I don’t need you reminding me of this). This product might just be a miracle product for keeping divorce rates one divorce lower and in addition, they are also much cheaper than a divorce.
A good tip for fellow RVers living the RV retired life, if you buy a couple hundred of these and line the walls of your thrown room, the odor absorbing and noise canceling applies there as well.
The order is rotten-whimsical-brass. If only the br wasn’t there it would be perfect for this item. None of the images or giphys were very good, and I’m afraid to try it without the br.
This has been on sale for about 21 hours, and nobody has commented on the thing that bothered me in the description. Like, it took me three tries to read the same sentence, because it made no sense.
The knife and fork ARE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE PLATE. (In a typically set place, or when set down after use.)
This truly sounds like an idea I’d have come up with as a teenage boy.
As somewhat older than a teenage boy, this now appeals to me as having a worthwhile application.
Specs
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$39.98 at Amazon for 2
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jul 1
WHAT???
Wonder what it’ll do for Sharts?? 
@IndifferentDude Absorb the extra flavours.
This is a most excellent item. I wonder if it performs as advertised.
@jaybird It does! I tried to order some and my order was neutralized! (see typo in description)
Why would anybody want to muffle a perfectly good fart? Seems like a waste.
@lichme Really. Converting a LBH into a SBD doesn’t work.
@lichme, I heard that, plus my farts
don’t stink 🦨!!
@1DisabledWarVet @lichme Management material?
@lichme @mehcuda67, Wha-Wha-Wha-What¿?
OK, I understand the charcoal. But what does the bamboo do for you?? And do these make a “farty” noise when you sit on them?? (In that case, I might buy them.
@eeterrific I believe that they burn/carbonize bamboo to make the charcoal. (Bamboo is a more renewable resource than hardwood or pine).
@eeterrific Bamboo is used as a cheap renewable resource for rayon fibers. Though @ELJAY might have it right as a source for making charcoal.
The model number is of one of my favorite meme’s. It’s just so useful for things.
/giphy but why
@Fodder650 Butt why?
@phendrick Oh I am almost afraid to do this.
/giphy butt why?
@Fodder650 @phendrick I just had to try with the official model #.
/giphy 8UTT-WHY
@iggy71 @phendrick let me see that as a Gen Xer that I approve.
@Fodder650 @iggy71 @phendrick
You asked. Meh answers.
My wife’s prayers have been answered.
@Felton10 Is she really that flatulent?
@yakkoTDI No-they are for me. Should have made that clearer.
If any product deserved a resounding LOL, this would be it
@heartny, or maybe, FOL!!
as my dearly departed Irish bartender was wont to say:
‘tis a sorry arse tha’ ne’er rejoices
@alacrity Or as mine says:
Your voice has changed but your breath smells the same.
What a perfect White Elephant gift!
/giphy edgy-magic-dwarf
@hchavers, kinda getting a bit slow in your old age, err, buddy¿? I
could clearly see ya running away & over your hedges!! LOL & FOL!!
@hchavers
I was thinking the same thing I’m ordering them.
Oh do we have the right person for these! If I could, I’d permanently strap these to his backside!
/giphy innocent-aberrant-throne
@ybmuG They actually have underwear with similar tech built in.
@CatsAreGods So you sit on grit? I suppose if it’s bad enough, you might be willing
@CatsAreGods @ybmuG Those are adult diapers.
@tweezak @ybmuG No, it’s a thing: https://shreddiesusa.com/about-flatulence-filtering-underwear/
@CatsAreGods @tweezak Love the reviews!
Aaaand - they’re washable!
@CatsAreGods @tweezak Here’s a little gem from the instructions:
Stellar advice!
@CatsAreGods @tweezak @ybmuG
Umm I think that advice is also birth control advice too… so, you know, you don’t pass on the fart gene.
@CatsAreGods @Kidsandliz @tweezak @ybmuG As I recall, that advice related to using an aspirin for birth control: that you should grip the tablet firmly between the knees.
@CatsAreGods @tweezak @ybmuG Description says NOT washable.
@CatsAreGods @dyounghbic @tweezak Sorry - was referring to the Shreddies underwear that @CatsAreGods linked to above. They are washable. The Butt Mufflers are not.
@CatsAreGods @rpstrong @tweezak @ybmuG I’ve also seen a poster where you cut out the circle and hold it tightly between your knees until the urge passes
@CatsAreGods @Kidsandliz @tweezak @ybmuG There is only one way that the urge to fart passes . . .
What?
Oh, never mind.
@ybmuG Have you tried Devrom? I don’t know if it works for everyone, but it absolutely works for my husband, particularly the garlic/onion powder farts (which are so bad they’ve woken me up from a deep sleep)! He does have to take it before he eats, and he does still fart, it’s just not a horrible cloud of misery.
@PortoIndecision never heard of it, but I’ll have to pass it on. Though stopping the black bean, egg and kale shakes might be a good start.
@PortoIndecision @ybmuG
Why would I want to De-Vroom my ass?
What, is it April first, already?
“Do not wash” in Specs! Do you just throw it away after a few days?
@phendrick How bad are your farts if you think you’d need to actually wash it? I hope you have only leather furniture…
@phendrick, if this pillow only lasts you a few days then maybe you shouldn’t buy any, butt you could stock up on a few thou- sand Masks
! They are selling pretty cheap right now!! FOL! 
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@awk I got it! That was kind of like the old Classic Concentration game show.
I’m glad Meh is finally getting back to its roots-no more blue tooth and bedding shit.
@Felton10 needs more speaker docks.
@Felton10 @rileyper and knives
@Felton10 @rileyper, I need a nice pair of Speakers
/giphy fart
@rileyper disgusting
@rileyper just… no.
@rileyper If that’s flour, I’m not eating any homemade cookies at your house.
@iggy71 @rileyper I’m just wondering about the one who’s filming it(??!!)
@iggy71 @rileyper, No,…that is Baking Soda, so just don’t check out their 🦨🦨 Fridge…EEW! �
@rileyper Thanks for the laugh! I almost choked on my breakfast.
makes a great father’s day present!
@robson you mean Farter’s Day?
@cbilyak @robson, Haa, Haa, Poop, Poop, Haa, Poop Haa!
I’m so confused. Walmart wouldn’t even carry this. This is the definition of Meh.
@Num1Zero, OMFs, I surely hope you don’t fn consider Walmart the high bar for integrity & cleanliness!! FOL!
@1DisabledWarVet nooo. Lol. I meant Walmart is the lowest bar and they wouldn’t even carry it.
Gotta love the meh button image for this item!!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/gas-giant
@narfcake love it!
@narfcake, well, narf, I hope this Woot dealer Is reputable because in trying to purchase a Tee shirt, I gave them All of my credit card info, including the CCV # & THEN they told me, in so many words, they’re Sold Out!! That’s Great!! So, I guess I better google them & check their reviews to see if they are up & up. Do you, narf cake, know about this co?
@1DisabledWarVet Woot is literally Amazon.
@1DisabledWarVet Well, they’re as trustworthy as any other company which would sell catshirts to non-cat owners.
Damnit, I promised myself no wasteful spending for a bit…blew that. In for 3.
/giphy nervous-late-change
@cbilyak So you’re a 50+/day guy too assuming you’re buying for a year.
@iggy71
just need to have them on hand for gifts and giggles - maybe holiday gifts. Last year I gave the guy neighbors this for Xmas
@cbilyak
Hey,@Felton10 maybe this product (pictured above) will be in your next Irk!
@cbilyak same here, couldn’t resist these
@cbilyak @iggy71 I think @Felton10 needs that ballwash.
@cbilyak @Felton10 @iggy71 @Kidsandliz
Maybe a closeout on these masks…
@cbilyak @iggy71 @Kidsandliz OK-now I think my balls are getting too much attention and I never thought I would say that.
So by my calculations I need to buy at least three 2-packs to cover my needs for a year.
@iggy71 that’s it? I bet your underestimating
@robson It’s possible. I consider myself well above average in this area.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321866
@iggy71, No, No, No, iggy, ya need @ least 6 two-pks, so’s to stay fresh with 1 new 1 a mo per yr & Meanwhile you can let the used ones air out, + if ya didn’t fart that month, on the pillow, then you have those as spares if ya doodid more than simply fart, if ya gets my drift… JSYFK, extra fart pillows Always come in handy for any buttocks, or car seat!!
FOL!!
Will this fit inside my pants ?
I have a big management meeting in a couple of weeks and they tend to go on forever.
@jmbunkin, Yes, the pillows are only 12"x12", so you’re ok, but if the accommodations ain’t discreet then it may tend to appear you did more than just fart; in other words,
!!
@1DisabledWarVet @jmbunkin
or… you’ll look like a Kardashian…
Bought hubby this for Father’s Day: https://dutchovenkits.com/collections/dutch-oven-kits-fart-blankets/products/dutch-oven-kit
Will offset it with the butt muffler for Christmas.
Someone should bring these to the Apple Store and leave them on the stools at the Genius Bar with a note that says “You’re Welcome.”
@mike808 I always suspected Apple fans had a lot of gas.
@iggy71
Because there’s no windows in an Apple Store.
/giphy rimshot
@mike808, and a 2nd note date reads, ‘Even A Genius Farts!!’ FOL!!
@iggy71 @mike808, we know they do because they are full of dookie
!!
These look an awful lot like giant stroopwafels.
@tweezak I was thinking giant potholders, but ok…
@tweezak they do!
@ciabelle @tweezak At first glance, I thought they were digestive biscuits by McVities…
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
@PooltoyWolf
Just wait until you see how they smell!
@mike808 Oh no…
@PooltoyWolf, you really need to get out more, bubba!! Just pulling your leg, or rather your fart pillow,…FOL!!
@1DisabledWarVet
or maybe… pull his finger…
“Stick with me, baby, and you’ll be farting through charcoal in no time!”
These should be renamed butt Faucists! I’m taping both to my face …
100% of these have been bought as gag gifts for someone else.
@wlodarczyk
Right here, buddy. Xmas is sorted for my best mate.
E’ry day I’m Muf-fullin’…
/giphy everyday-im-shuffling
@GenWithaG123 who is the pretty dude on the right?
@bass1193 @GenWithaG123 Andy Robertson https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Robertson
I PASS!!
@1DisabledWarVet Gas?
No thanks, I don’t need this. I take care of my farts by shooting everyone in the room or elevator who might be a witness.
I think there are more efficient ways to get ones butt muffled…
No. I like to light my farts…
Maybe “Will the Farter” could use this
So they work by lighting the charcoal to burn your farts?
What a shame these aren’t in time for Father’s Day.
@mkenion Farther’s Day?
@mkenion @pmarin kids got hubby this last year…add the muffle butt for a good gift basket.
@cbilyak @mkenion @pmarin I got my son that exact same tee shirt a couple of years ago.
True Meh! material. Could only dream of seeing this emerge from the bottom of an IRK!
I don’t go on a single road trip without these because the last thing I want is for my wife to be woken up by my gas station food bowel movements and then have her nagging my ear off during the next leg of our journey and taking away my opportunity for a peaceful drive. A happy life isn’t really a happy wife since chances of her ever being truly happy in our marriage is unlikely, a happy life is simply just an asleep wife(disclaimer for the new generation of assumers and judgers, I am talking about naturally asleep, not sedated with alcohol and or pills, I am well aware that the good old years are long gone and I don’t need you reminding me of this). This product might just be a miracle product for keeping divorce rates one divorce lower and in addition, they are also much cheaper than a divorce.
A good tip for fellow RVers living the RV retired life, if you buy a couple hundred of these and line the walls of your thrown room, the odor absorbing and noise canceling applies there as well.
@kevin_meh
a happy life is simply just an asleep wife
I laughed my ass of when I read that shit and the stuff that follows.
This is the mute button for real life meetings.
The order is rotten-whimsical-brass. If only the br wasn’t there it would be perfect for this item. None of the images or giphys were very good, and I’m afraid to try it without the br.
@caramelarrow You can always edit and try again until it times out. Or delete the /giphy if you’re running out.
This has been on sale for about 21 hours, and nobody has commented on the thing that bothered me in the description. Like, it took me three tries to read the same sentence, because it made no sense.
The knife and fork ARE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE PLATE. (In a typically set place, or when set down after use.)
This truly sounds like an idea I’d have come up with as a teenage boy.
As somewhat older than a teenage boy, this now appeals to me as having a worthwhile application.
Do they act as fart storage? Can you squeeze them to get the stored farts out?
/giphy grave-incredible-gorilla
