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An Exorcise In Sales: A Halloween Meh-rathon

“That’s right,” said the smoke man. “I managed, through a series of leaps, to get into the toaster of the Mortons. And I thought for certain this would bring about the destruction of the world, for who would see a message in the browning of bread? But they saw it. And they believed there to be more to it than coincidence. And they called you. And you believed it as well.”

Chad felt guilty. “Well, I mean, I gotta be honest, I didn’t believe it at first.”

“But that’s even better, Chad,” the smoke man said. “For it shows you to be good at heart. You did not walk out. You sensed some emotional distress in this poor couple and you decided you would do your best to quell it, to set them at ease. You performed your exorcism introduction for no other reason than to bring some peace to this house.”

“I also get paid,” Chad said.

“Don’t ruin the moment, Chad,” said the smoke man.

“Sorry,” said Chad.

So far today...

  • 178192 of you visited.
  • 38% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 257 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 113 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $995 total.
  • (including shipping)

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